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★The war is ending? Well that's... wait, what's my line again?
★Perfect, they'll do nicely. Now it's time for act two.
★Perfect, they make a good-looking band of refugees. Now it's time for act two...
★I heard that something scandalous is going on in the castle. Something involving a hot young blonde, but I don't know much more.
★A plague you say? That sounds... awful! We must save the people, you and I. Together! Go and treat the townspeople, while I help from here!
★The war with... Aden..caster..borough continues, eh? Those Adencasterboroughians will rue the day they messed with our kingdom! Back to the field, soldier!
★You can't threaten me! I know my rights!
★You didn't know?! Someone in the castle has been having some 'foreign relations' with that cute little number from Tredony. What a scandal!
★Something about this plague just doesn't seem right. These people don't seem that sick, and some of them are getting better already! And what happened to that girl from Tredony?
★Something about this war just doesn't seem right. I haven't seen any soldiers, and I surely have never heard of Adencasterborough! What happened to that girl from Tredony?
★Thank The Watcher, I was really worried there for a time! Now where is my trusty advisor? I need counsel on some important matters.
★When dealing with actors, it's always best to play to their vanities...
★Actors are dandies. A little show of muscle and they'll cave.
★Oh yeah, that's plague, alright. Nothing you can do about plague. You know, because it's plague.
★They came out of the walls, man, out of the walls! I haven't seen carnage like this since the Dire Chinchilla raid of last decade.
★Having actual sick citizens staggering around the city will lend the fake plague a nice air of authenticity. A few overdoses disguised as regular vaccines should do it!
★The only way people will believe a war going on is if real citizens are afraid for their lives. Making up a few graphic war stories might create the desired effect. A little fake limp will pull it all together.
★Exile? B-but, my family lives here. Maybe I should... just go home and see them.
★Don't know why anyone would tell the queen that so easily... anyway, this is a bad sign. Apparently the rumor came from near the town square, which means it's the next stop on my investigation.
★I can't poison real citizens, even lightly. What I need is people to act like they have the plague. Luckily, there's an acting troupe passing through town, but how will I convince them to do this?
★Luckily, there's an acting troupe in town right now. They could become the veterans of my phony war, but how will I convince them to do it?
★Hmm, this is something I worried about. A disbeliever has come to the throne room. I need to nip this in the bud, now.
★Good. They're out of the way for now, but some news of their affair may have already leaked. I should ask around... subtly, of course.
★Wow really? This'll be the news of the season! I need to go tell everyone!
★Now where is SimTitle1?
★She's called my bluff, and I won't send an innocent woman to the stocks just for seeing through our little ploy. Now to try and pay her off.
★This is going to be an issue. I need to give this woman an ultimatum... quietly.
★Not up to the challenge!? The Yacothian Acting Troupe is the finest in the entire land! We'll show you acting, pleb! Actors, assemble!!
★Fine, you brigand! You want to see acting? The Yacothian Acting Troupe has never backed down from a challenge and certainly won't back down from this one. Actors, assemble!!
★This is bad. If these commoners know about the affair, there's no telling who else knows. I need help with this problem, but of course my number one go-to advisor is off with her beloved. I might know someone else, though...
★You want to yell at me about rights? Here's a civics lesson for you!
★So we agree. The best way to distract the populace from the real scandal is to fake a horrible plague. It's really not so tricky. You just infect a few townsfolk with a *mildly* incurable disease, claim it's the plague, and the rest takes care of itself!
★What? Plague? Who said that? I never used the p-word! Have a nice day, Your Highness!
★Did I say war? Must've been a slip of the tongue. Have a nice day.
★Sounds like a nice challenge, but we don't perform our art for free. Are you gonna pay us?
★Oh, thank you! I am healed, thank The Watcher, I am healed!
★The war is ending? Thank The Watcher! Whelp, time to bury my family!
★The war is over? Thank The Watcher!
★Disturbing... but nothing to do with my advisor, which is good.
★The Yacothian Acting Troupe is the finest in the entire land! We'll show you "top notch!" Actors, assemble!!
★I'm happy to pay... for a top notch performance.
★Ooh... scandal! Time to spread the word.
★That was close, but I won't have to worry about her anymore.
★There, all the plague victims have been healed. Time to report to the Monarch that this epidemic is over.
★There, all the "war victims" have been dealt with. Time to report to the Monarch that this war is over.
★I've never seen the plague this bad! Better warn your next of kin! (*chuckle*)
★I've seen things, man. I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
★A charming young lady. You could almost forget that her innocent love story could tear our two kingdoms apart. I must keep this out of the public light. First step is to send them away. I'll say it's... some dignitary mission to Tredony.
★Ah, innocent flirting leads to a hidden relationship which gets out of hand. A charming story, but very dangerous to my kingdom. I need to speak with the daughter herself, quickly.
★It's working! News of the plague is spreading like wildfire. It'll only be a matter of time before the scandal with the advisor blows over. Let's slowly scale back the "plague" until both scandals fade into obscurity.
★Good, news of the war is spreading like wildfire. It'll only be a matter of time before the scandal with the advisor blows over. We should slowly scale back the 'war', until both scandals fade into obscurity.
★Ruling over TownName was a job with unique challenges. Some days you just sat and heard the occasional petition, and some days you awoke to a scandal that threatened to tear the kingdom apart. This was one of the latter days.SimTitle0 had discovered that her royal advisor was romantically engaged with one of the dignitary's daughters from Tredony.This was dangerous political territory, and once word of the scandal got out it would cause an international incident! Something had to be done to hide the truth from the people.
★I'm sure my advisor enjoyed her little vacation with her young lover, but boy does she owe me one...
★Sounds like we need a distraction. You see, your average townsperson suffers from a condition we physicians call "Stupidbrain." They'll believe any situation we construct. Handle the situation as best as you can for now, and get back to me soon.
★We need a distraction. Your average townsperson is stupid enough to believe anything; we just need to construct that anything. What do people fear losing most? Their safety. I'll fake a war with another state. You go back to the castle and sit tight, and I'll handle the details.
★I heard that the Smithmaster from Crafthole EATS mud with his food. His breath certainly smells like it, anyway.
★"The People Need a Distraction"
★"Plagues? Oh, those are easy to fake."
★"War is Easy to Fake"
★Recall Advisor from Village at Messenger Post
★"She might reject my threats, but who can turn down some royal cash?"
★Give 50 Simoles to Disbeliever
★"She should have backed down. She's brought this on herself, really."
★Send Disbeliever to Stocks
★"I'll just pay the woman and then we'll get this plague underway."
★"I can pay the woman and then we'll get this war underway."
★Give Actor Leader 50 Simoles
★"Now that this whole ordeal is done, I should recall my advisor from the village."
★Send Advisor a Letter
★Perhaps the physician could construct a false plague to distract TownName from the real scandal!
★The kingdom was about to be engulfed in a scandal that could destroy diplomatic relations with a neighboring realm. But could the fallout be mitigated by creating the illusion of a greater problem?
★Wag the Dog
★Chivalrous Challenge
★Find SimTitle2
★"Is there anything you can do to help?"
★Ask for Assistance in Fighting SimTitle2
★"This villainous knight demands a challenge and has kidnapped SimTitle1 to get it. It's past time to oblige him!"
★"SimTitle3 has gone missing and the tournament's award ceremony canceled?! This sounds dire indeed."
★"What news could the herald possibly have that would overshadow the spectacle of a tournament in full swing?"
★"Let us settle this now, cur!"
★"What is the situation?"
★"What is all this unrest about?"
★Challenge SimTitle2 to a Sword-fight
★Get the Details of the Situation from SimTitle2
★Ask SimTitle2 about the Commotion
★Heal Combat Wounds with a Health Salve
★"Faux combat works up a surprising thirst!"
★ I will need all the energy I can get before the next round. Maybe I'll make sure there is a steaming loaf...for the guests.
★"I took a few hits in that last round, but nothing a good health salve cannot mend. There are usually a few spare salves in the village shoppe."
★Enjoy an Ale from the Cask
★Enjoy a hearty portion of Flat Bread from the oven
★Mend Wounds with a Health Salve
★Time to get my drink on at the Tavern
★"The Games are over. This is no longer a friendly comeptition. The final fight won't be in the comfort of my Training Yard, but held in the center of TownName, for all to see."
★"These games are as much about socializing as they are about martial competition. I would much prefer wielding a sword than sparring with small talk."
★"Time to introduce that arrogant SimTitle1 to my new blade. I call it 'Pokey' and it sure likes meeting new people."
★"Back to the arena to face my next foe."
★Head to the Town Square to face SimTitle1
★Join the Intermission Festivities in the Reception Hall
★Travel to Training Yard for the Start of the Games
★Return to Training Yard for the Next Round
★How will SimTitle0 partake in the gala?
★How should SimTitle0 respond to SimTitle1?
★Partake in some dancing and socializing
★Enjoy food and drink
★How will SimTitle0 partake in the festivities?
★Royal Gear Invoice
★A royal treasury note signed by the crown which grants the bearer a small fortune when sold at the village shoppe.
★"Finally, it's time to see who I'm up against in the tourney."
★Request Tournament Schedule
★Request Tournament Schedule from SimTitle2
★Get Details
★"Well, that was mildly exciting, but back to the tasks at hand. Now where's my kit, SimTitle2."
★"The ever-informed Town Crier will be my best source of information on the foreign dignitaries."
★"So that's how it is, eh? I look forward to seeing how she squirms out of this treasonous behavior."
★"Make like a rabbit, SimTitle2, and get my kit of tools from the Barracks!"
★"She'd better have a damned good excuse, like being murdered!"
★"I had better claim my royal gear from SimTitle2."
★"I am sure there is more to this tourney than simple fighting. Let's see what SimTitle2 has in store for me."
★"In addition to ensuring the security of TownName, my knightly duties also include being its gracious representative."
★"What will SimTitle2 have to say about the results of my first match?"
★"Now that the formalities have been observed, I should see what Her Majesty has in mind for me."
★"There seems to be a break in the competition. SimTitle2 will likely know what is next on the agenda."
★"Schlepping isn't really knightly work. It's more of a squire activity."
★"This squire best not be a slack-wit or laggard like my last few. I abide no laggards!"
★Retrieve Equipment
★"I will take my kit now."
★Ask for News
★"What is the meaning of this, boy?!"
★Fetch Kit
★"Can you tell more of this tourney?"
★Provide Gracious Welcome
★Issue Challenge of Honor
★"Thoughts on the games thus far, my liege?"
★"What are your orders, my liege?"
★"What happens next? Another match?"
★Send for Gear
★Take Measure
★Collect Battle Kit from SimTitle2
★Ask SimTitle2 for News
★Demand an Explanation for the Delay from SimTitle2
★Order SimTitle2 to Fetch Kit
★Find SimTitle1 and the Reason for the Delay
★Retrieve Equipment from SimTitle2
★Get Additional Details from SimTitle2
★Welcome the Foreign Guests
★Issue Challenge fo Honor to SimTitle2
★Discuss the Competition with SimTitle2
★Request Orders from SimTitle2
★Ask SimTitle2 about What to do Next?
★Send SimTitle2 to Retrieve Gear from the Village
★Take the Measure of SimTitle2
★Make an Appearance in the Throne Room
★Inspect the Training Yard
★"What new dangers will I face in the name of TownName today?"
★"If TownName is to play host to the tourney, my training yard needs to be in ship-shape."
★"A few quick turns of a whet stone on my sword will ready the blade for a fight."
★Sharpen Sword for 30 mis
★Whet Blade in Preparation for Combat
★"This is a very generous gift from SimTitle2. Of course, Her Majesty all but commanded me to win, so..."
★Pick up the Royal Longsword  and Knight's Plate  from Village Shoppe
★"SimTitle1, I challenge you to a duel of honor in the Games."
★"SimTitle1, I'm going to tear you apart. Right now."
★"I cannot be riled by fools. This can and will be settled in the tournament!"
★"I am not above putting down yapping dogs."
★"I should pick up the tournament gear personally."
★"I'll send SimTitle1 to collect the equipment for me."
★Who will collect the royal gear from the village?
★The crowd's scattered applause was lost on SimTitle0 as she lay on the dusty pitch of the training yard. It was a few long moments before the mysterious ringing in her head stopped and she could force her eyes to focus. The first thing SimTitle0 saw was a flash of SimTitle1's smirk before the fencer turned to the crowd, offered a flourishing bow, and held his sword aloft in victory.
★SimTitle1 will be providing armaments for the games. I will send a missive letting you know when they are available to collect from the village shoppe.Also, as champion of TownName, you are to participate in the welcoming ceremony when our foreign guests arrive.
★Ah, the "champion" of TownName approaches. I had hoped you would answer my challenge. And now I shall fell you as easily as I have these other so-called "warriors."I will be waiting at your provincial little faire ground. Confront me if you dare! It is time for the world to again fear The Black Knight!
★A rather disappointing finish, SimTitle0. I thought for sure you had that jerk's number.SimTitle1 asked that I direct you to the gathering in the Reception Hall now. Enjoy the rest, because your next challenge comes soon.
★An excellent showing, SimTitle0! That SimTitle2 was in need of a good beating.SimTitle1 asked that I direct you to the gathering in the Reception Hall now. Enjoy the rest, because your next challenge comes soon.
★I've noticed several new arrivals about town, no doubt for the upcoming tourney. As our champion, I thought you'd like to welcome our guests...Perhaps size up the competition?
★I am sorry to disrupt the games, but something terrible has happened! SimTitle2 has gone missing! I don't know the full circumstances, but the royal advisor seemed worried when she sent me to fetch you, SimTitle0. Will you please return to the throne room with me? SimTitle1 needs to speak with you urgently!
★Where's that squire?! It's been nearly two hours since I sent him off! I guess it's up to me to go find him...
★You have not seen the last of me, plebe! You have earned a powerful enemy today.Look for me in the tournament. I'll be the one standing above you, accepting the thunderous cheers as they lay the winner's laurels 'cross my shoulders!
★SimTitle0 wasted no time. It was a simple errand, SimTitle1! What were you doing talking to that shady character?"Shame-faced, SimTitle1 prepared to respond, but was interrupted by the gaudy gentleman himself."Actually, the name is Count SimName2 of Tredony. You must be TownName's mighty champion, yes? If I'd known that, I wouldn't have bothered trying to hire your simple-minded sidekick as my informant.
★Be careful what you wish for, SimTitle0, for you have made an enemy this day!Look for me in the tournament. I'll be the one standing above you, accepting the thunderous cheers as they lay the winner's laurels 'cross my shoulders!
★I'm sure I'll be seeing you again, brute. Sooner than you'd like, I imagine, and I won't go so easy on you next time!This tournament is as good as won! By me! HA!
★SimTitle0 recognized her wayward squire engaged in conversation with a finely-dressed stranger. Approaching slowly, SimTitle0 just caught the end of the discussion: ...you shall be rewarded for your assistance. If you do me this favor, there may be a place for you in my crew when I win this peasant's festival. But we must be discreet about this. I can count on you to be quiet, can't I? Yes..."
★My preparations are complete, and the competition schedule should be posted by now. I'll wager SimTitle1 is already out spreading the word.
★This is indeed quality gear. I shall wear it with pride while I bring TownName honor on the field of combat.
★A royal carrier pigeon hovered overhead, an embossed scroll gripped in its talons. Relieving the bird of its burden, SimTitle0 unrolled the parchment and read: SimTitle0,The new tournament equipment commissioned by the throne has been delivered to the village shoppe. Present this script and the coin for its delivery fee, and the gear is yours. I trust you'll wear it with pride.Regards,SimTitle2
★This equipment is important. I won't trust anyone else with picking it up.
★Alright, lad, I have another task for you. SimTitle1 has generously provided me with new equipment for the games. Here is the treasury note and some spare coin. Fetch my armaments from town and do not dawdle.
★Thank you for the warm greeting, SimTitle0. It is more than I have received since arriving. Perhaps our blades will cross in competition, and if so, I will consider it a great honor to face the representative of TownName.
★Yer fightin for TownName, am I right? First time inna games? Wellllll, as a veteran of dozens o' tournaments, here's a free piece of advisement.. <hic>Don't take it too seriously. Who needs all that pressure of winning? I just enter fer the celebrations& win or lose, the mead is still sure ta flow.
★It is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance, SimTitle0. All TownName seems to think very highly of you, and their fervor is contagious!I cannot help but root for you in the upcoming match!
★You are the champion of TownName? Well, that will change when we face each other in the Games, for I came to win. The prize money will go a long way toward helping my people in the forest.
★SimTitle0 adjusted her armor and checked her trusty sword again. Leading TownName's security meant being ever prepared for action.The castle had requested SimTitle0's presence, but she little suspected that SimTitle1 was preparing a very different test of her martial skills...
★Don't worry, SimTitle1. My guess is that fool's tongue is quicker than his sword.While I attend to my gear with this kit, you can see if SimTitle2 needs anything of me before the Games begin.
★SimTitle0, I bear grave tidings indeed! It seems as if a baleful knight clad in the blackest armor demands a contest of arms! To enforce his will, he has abducted SimTitle2 and will only release her if met by a worthy opponent.I've already asked the other contestants' aid, some of which have traveled to the forest to meet this scoundrel. But as the champion of TownName, I beg your help in saving the captured damsel!
★Unfortunate. That was supposed to be an easy win, but worry not -- the games are not over yet. To ensure you're at your fighting best, I would like to offer you a little something from my private stock. Drink it in good health, SimTitle0, and be discreet.
★Well played, SimTitle0! I expect great things from my champion, and so far you have not disappointed.The games are about to resume, and your next challenger will not fall so easily. I will be cheering for your victory.
★I am hosting a Tournament of Games here in TownName, with representatives arriving from all over the world. As the host nation, we are expected to field a worthy champion.You are to enter the contest, and I expect you to be victorious! Please see my advisor for details, SimTitle0.
★I'm feeling much better after enjoying the festivities a bit. Now I must check in with SimTitle1 before the next match.
★ There is much I need to do to prepare for this tournament," the knight noted soberly."The training yard should be ready for use; I'll need to instruct a suitable replacement while I'm occupied with the Games; my gear needs tending; I'll need to find a capable squire; and if there's time, a few extra sparring sessions couldn't hurt.
★A great roar erupted from the crowd as SimTitle1 fell before SimTitle0's onslaught. Panting with exhaustion but standing tall, SimTitle0 offered a hand to her dazed opponent.After helping SimTitle1 carefully to her feet, the knight turned to the jubilant crowd to receive their ovation. A beaming SimTitle2 pressed a bulging pouch of coins into her champion's hand, and proclaimed SimTitle0 the first-place victor of the games!
★A great roar erupted from the crowd as SimTitle1 fell before SimTitle0's onslaught. Panting with exhaustion but standing tall, SimTitle0 turned towards the crowd...The mood at the games had suddenly changed from excitement to fear, and it seemed to radiate from SimTitle2, who was speaking in urgent tones.
★SimTitle0 fell to the ground. She spat blood, and the reality of defeat washed over her. The crowd was silent as the smirking SimTitle1 strode over to SimTitle2 to receive the second place award.No one paid attention to SimTitle0 as she stood shakily and turned her back on the training yard and the painful memories of her performance.
★SimTitle0 fell to the ground. She spat blood, and the reality of defeat washed over her. No one paid attention to SimTitle0 as she stood shakily, replaying the painful memories of her performance.After a moment of reflection, SimTitle0 became aware of a growing commotion about her. The mood of the crowd had suddenly changed from excitement to fear, and it seemed to radiate from SimTitle2, who was speaking in urgent tones.
★SimTitle0 did not recall falling to the ground, and yet there she was. She DID seem to remember somebody hitting her a lot.Looking up, the knight saw SimTitle2 standing over her. The foreigner held out a hand and helped SimTitle0 to her feet. After a few unsteady seconds, SimTitle0 was able to stand tall and receive the second place reward from SimTitle1.
★SimTitle0 did not recall falling to the ground, and yet there she was. She DID seem to remember somebody hitting her a lot.After a few unsteady seconds, SimTitle0 finally rose and was immediately engulfed in a growing commotion. The mood of the crowd had suddenly changed from excitement to fear, and it seemed to radiate from SimTitle1, who was speaking in urgent tones.
★A cheer rose from the crowd as the sword fell from SimTitle2's shaking hands and she yielded victory to SimTitle0. With a sharp salute of her blade, SimTitle0 turned to SimTitle1 to receive her reward.It was not the outcome SimTitle0 had hoped for, but she had performed to the best of her ability, and the prize of gold would help attend to any wounds her pride may have suffered.
★A cheer rose from the crowd as the sword fell from SimTitle1's shaking hands and she yielded victory to SimTitle0. With a sharp salute of her blade, SimTitle0 turned to the unexpectedly quiet crowd.The mood at the games had suddenly changed from excitement to fear, and it seemed to radiate from SimTitle2, who was speaking in urgent tones.
★After an hour of grueling instruction, SimTitle1 set down the practice sword, panting with exertion. SimTitle0 granted him a moment of well-earned rest, before quickly drawing her own blade and pointing at the discarded weapon. Arm yourself, lad, we're not done yet! You did well matched up against a post, but I'll need more out of you, if you're to be my second in the tourney. Have at you!
★You there, lad, I suppose you're my new squire? Know your way around the combat arena, do you? Good at taking orders?No need to answer, we'll find out soon enough!
★The boy listens well, and he has a spring to his step. Not bad.While he collects my kit, I can focus on my remaining duties.
★Hail, SimTitle0! Ready to claim the winner's laurels? Your fight with SimTitle1 begins in an hour's time. May The Watcher see you well.
★SimTitle0 sheathed her blade and gazed down at the unconscious SimTitle2. The pounding of the blood in her ears began to quiet, and was gradually replaced with the cheering of the crowd. Scanning the jubilant audience, SimTitle0 caught a brief, approving nod from the Queen. The knight was on the way to total victory.
★Pay Homage by Kneeling before the Throne
★"A quiet lad. That's a good start. Let's see how he does against the fearsome dummy."Time to train squire: String0 / 1 h
★Train SimTitle2 for 1 hour
★Brawl with SimTitle1
★"Show me what you learned in practice, SimTitle2! Do not hold back!"
★Spar with SimTitle2
★"The tourney was just a game; my fight against this villainous knight is for real!"
★"If this dandy can swing a blade as well as he runs his mouth, I may have a real contest on my hands."
★"My next challenger is that mysterious yet honorable foreigner. I look forward to crossing blades with that one."
★"This match is vital. I must be victorious!"
★Duel SimTitle2
★"If it's an official royal invitation, I must follow protocol."
★Wait for SimTitle2 to Return
★"It only takes a few hours to walk across the kingdom...maybe my training program should not have cut out running..."
★Armorer's Kit
★A small leather case containing the vital tools of a knight's trade: sharpening stones, metal files, oiled rag, and an emergency rose for the damsels.
★Embodying the spirit and resolve of TownName, SimTitle0 took up the challenge and entered into the highly anticipated War Games' tournament. The competition would prove to be quite fierce, and in the end...Actually, you know what? Does it really matter who won and who lost? Everybody involved had a lot of fun, and they learned a little something about being a good sport along the way.Everyone except for that foppish fencer. That guy was a jerk.
★"My champion must prevail!"
★Primary Hero:"  Knight-------------------------------------Supporting Character:"  Monarch
★A meeting with the Monarch requires a stiff drink first!
★You're asking for my help in defeating SimTitle1? Certainly he must be stopped, and SimTitle2 safely returned! Yet, I am not sure how I can contribute...I have a letter-opener, but seem to have& misplaced it.Wait, I have a spare health salve left over from the last royal hunt. I am sorry I cannot do more, perhaps someone else might be more helpful&
★I tried to confront that black knight in the woods, and barely escaped. Others were not so lucky...SimTitle1 is a fearless and brutal opponent.You may have a better chance than I. Please take my last elixir of good fortune. I have no use for it now, and it may just be the edge you need to win.
★SimTitle2, I fear taking any official action or we may never see SimTitle3 again. However, that does not mean I am going to idly sit by while some villain abducts our honored guests.I know& I shall unleash SimTitle0 and her devilish, taunting wit upon SimTitle1. If nothing else, it ought to distract ...
★"For the honor and glory of the Kingdom!"
★"I shall show our noble guests that my footwork is just as skilled off the battle field as it is on it."
★Dance to SimTitle1's Lute
★"I had best live up to the image of a gallant knight and favor the resident damsel."
★Bestow Favor onto SimTitle2
★"A win here is crucial. While I await my opponent, I'll do what it takes to get fully focused on the challenge ahead."
★"The first round of the tournament is about to begin. Now is the time to make any final preparation before I go into battle."
★"This battle won't be like the proper duels of the game. SimTitle2 will not hold anything back, and neither shall I!"
★Await the Start of the Second Round
★Await the Start of the Tourney
★Prepare to Face SimTitle2's Challenge
★The eyes of several nations had been on TownName and its champion. Anything less than total victory for the Monarch's champion was an embarrassment on an international scale!
★It was the duty, as protector of the people and leader of the military, to don the mantle of TownName's champion. Prowess in battle is second only to honorable conduct within the games. Could a noble victory be achieved, despite the rising intrigue and fierce competition?  (A Legendary Trait is available in this quest)
★The age-old tradition of sanctioned military contests had arrived in TownName. It was a time of great excitement and rejoicing. Representatives travelled from across the land to gather in the spirit of friendly competition and diplomacy. As host of the tourney, expectations for glorious triumph were high. Who will be crowned the victor, and greatest champion in the land?
★War Games
★Elope
★Public Ceremony
★Secret Lover
★All hopes for a blissfully private wedding were dashed, but the people of TownName still had a chance to find love and happiness.
★Love is free at last! SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 enjoyed a private ceremony, and managed to escape the wrath of SimTitle2. Joyous day!
★Betrothed
★Betrothed
★Wedding Crasher
★Primary Hero:"  Any non-Monarch-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Any non-Monarch-------------------------------------Supporting Role:"  Any non-Monarch
★"I've got to warn SimFirstName1 that she'll be killed unless she can consummate her marriage before she's found!"
★Warn SimTitle1
★"I'm not sure this will help SimTitle1 decide."
★Give Wedding Items
★"Once SimFirstName1 has these items, She'll be all set."
★"I should report back with my findings."
★Give Wedding Items to SimFirstName1
★"SimFirstName1 will look so pretty in these."
★Give Wedding Clothes to SimTitle1
★"I should check in with SimTitle2 to see if SimTitle3 knows anything about the elopement."
★Check In with SimTitle2
★"I'll need the support of my friend, SimFirstName2, to help me through this."
★Ask SimTitle2 to Be Best Man
★"I'll need the support of my friend, SimFirstName2, to help me through this."
★Ask SimFirstName2 to be Maid of Honor
★"Now I must make sure SimFirstName2 doesn't have any fancy ideas about a public ceremony."
★Convince SimFirstName2 to Elope
★"Now I'm not one to brag, but I need to tell the monarch that I've done the deed immediately!"
★Proclaim Marriage to SimTitle1
★Court SimTitle1
★Become String0 to SimFirstName1
★You know, SimFirstName1, a friendship like ours is the basis for a strong marriage.
★"It's time for the big question."
★"I really should be closer to SimFirstName1 if I'm going to ask her to marry me."
★"Let us make our union official! It may require courting, wooing, and other such social flattery, but I WILL marry you!"
★Marry your Betrothed
★Yes, this looks like the place.
★"It is time to meet my love!"
★Go to Watcher's Pavilion
★"I'll do some wedding shopping to help out SimFirstName2."
★Get Wedding Clothes
★Get 2 Wedding Clothes
★"I'll need to buy wedding rings for the ceremony."
★Get 2 Wedding Rings
★"I've got to make sure SimFirstName2 and SimFirstName3 look the part for their secret ceremony."
★"I've got to make sure SimFirstName2 and SimFirstName3 look the part for their  ceremony."
★Where should SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 get married?
★test
★"Let's get married at the beach!"
★test
★"It's the perfect time of year for a forest wedding."
★test desc
★test
★Oh no, they're coming for me!
★Bah, you've outfoxed me today, SimFirstName0. If you've already done the deed, I guess it's not worth having you executed. Now get out of here before I change my mind.
★Apparently the monarch is furious at our elopement. We'll have to consummate our marriage -- and fast -- before the monarch can order us to be executed!
★Hmmm... Both pairs of lips are supple. I can't make a decision yet. SimFirstName3 will have to test their faithfulness.
★What the...? That slattern! How dare she treat me like that? Get out of here now!
★I knew things just couldn't last with her. Oh well, as the bards say, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. Are you busy this evening, SimFirstName3?
★What the...? You slattern! How dare you treat me like this? Get out of here now!
★Alright, well, I should probably be the one to test those sweet lips...
★No, I'll marry my beloved SimFirstName1. SimFirstName3 can break the news to SimFirstName2.
★"Yes, I'm just not ready to lose SimFirstName0 yet. But whom should I marry?"
★Phew! Well, at least I survived that. Now, to return to my true love.
★Oh, SimFirstName0, I knew she couldn't have you all to herself. I'll always have a part of you.
★No, I just can't give up SimFirstName2. I'd rather be with her. I'll have to break the news to SimFirstName1.
★Oh, SimFirstName0, I knew we were always meant to be together.
★SimTitle0 could feel it in the air. Today would be the day... or perhaps tomorrow. She and SimTitle1 would marry. Of course, arranging a wedding was a lot of work. SimFirstName0 was glad she could rely on the friendship of SimTitle3.And there was the question of what to do about SimTitle2, whom SimFirstName0 still had feelings for...
★Humor test complete. Now to report the results to SimFirstName0...
★Well, I guess my work here is done. Glad I could help a friend in need.
★Alright, SimFirstName0. It's time for you to make your decision. Who's it going to be?
★Well, that was interesting. Time to report my results.
★SimTitle3 was honored, of course. But a nagging doubt lingered in her mind. "But, SimFirstName0," she said, "What about SimTitle2? Everyone knows you still have feelings for her."SimTitle0 paused to consider. "You're right, of course. But how can I decide between them? Well, what do you think I should do, SimFirstName3?"SimFirstName3 grinned. "I think I have a plan," she said. "Let's put the two of them to the test..."
★SimTitle0 could feel it in the air. Today would be the day... or perhaps tomorrow. She and SimTitle1 would marry, and there was nothing SimTitle2 could do about it.Of course, arranging to elope was a lot of work. SimFirstName0 was glad she could rely on the friendship of SimTitle3.
★Oh, SimFirstName0, you shouldn't tease me like that!
★Of course I'll marry you, SimFirstName0! I can't wait! It'll be such a big celebration!
★Oh, SimFirstName0, I'd be honored! I'll go shopping for things you'll need for the wedding and get everything set up. Since you have to ask SimTitle1 for permission to marry anyway, can you get her to let you use the reception hall for the celebration?
★Oh, SimFirstName0, I'd be honored! I'll go shopping for things you'll need for the wedding. But are you sure you can get SimFirstName1 to agree to elope? She might be worried about incurring the wrath of SimTitle2.
★Let's get this party started!
★I think it's time for a speech! Hmm... what kind of speech should I give?
★Thanks for your help, SimFirstName0! We couldn't have done it without you!
★Thank you, SimFirstName0. You've really helped make this a special day for SimFirstName1 and me.
★When SimFirstName1 told me she was getting married, I said to myself, No way! After all, aren't you the same SimFirstName1 who went with me to Aarbyville that one time, you know, when we got caught up in the..."meat trade," shall we say?
★But somehow, SimFirstName1 convinced her, and that, my friends, is just one example of the love these two have for each other.Please join me in raising your glass to SimTitle1 and SimTitle2!
★I also couldn't believe that SimFirstName2 actually fell for SimFirstName1. Clearly SimFirstName2 did know about all those trips SimFirstName1 and I took to Crafthole, and all the "contests" we participated in there...
★Thanks, SimFirstName0! These will look great!
★SimTitle0 could feel it in the air. Today would be the day... or perhaps tomorrow. She and SimTitle1 would marry. Of course, she would need to get the permission of SimTitle2.And of course, arranging a wedding was a lot of work. SimFirstName0 was glad she could rely on the friendship of SimTitle3.
★If that's what you want, SimFirstName0-kins. But where should we have the ceremony?
★That's what I was thinking too, SimFirstName0! I'll meet you there.
★Thanks, SimFirstName3. I guess I'd better get ready.
★This is the perfect spot, SimFirstName0!
★That was so perfect, SimFirstName0. Let's enjoy this moment.
★I heard what you told SimTitle1 about me, SimFirstName0. I'm not happy about it, but I might allow you to make it up to me.
★I heard what you told SimTitle0 about me, SimFirstName1. I'm so glad you feel that way about me. I'm really going to thank you properly later...
★This is the best day ever, SimFirstName0!
★Oh, SimFirstName0, I can't wait until we're finally married!
★I knew you couldn't spend so long a time away from me, SimFirstName0.
★Oh good, it's you, SimFirstName2. I have to warn you that SimTitle3 is most wroth with SimFirstName1 for flaunting the prohibition against elopement. She'll most likely have SimFirstName1 executed if she can find her....Unless, of course, she has already consummated her marriage with SimFirstName4. Then there would be no point in punishing SimFirstName1.
★SimFirstName1! You have to act quickly! SimTitle3 is going to have you executed unless you can consummate your marriage... and fast!
★Bride
★Maid of Honor
★Groom
★Best Man
★Travel to Beach
★"It is time to meet my love so we can pledge ourselves to one another in the warmth of the beach!"
★"It is time to meet my love so we can pledge ourselves to one another before the people of TownName!"
★"It is time to meet my love so we can pledge ourselves to one another in the privacy of the forest!"
★Travel to Forest Outskirt
★There. Don't I look the part?
★"I guess it's time to look my best!"
★Plan Outfit at Dresser
★Ah, what a relief! I'd better report this to SimTitle3 before she has me executed, though!
★"I'm going to sweep SimFirstName2 off her feet, so I'll move in with a kiss."
★Kiss SimFirstName2
★"Let us seal the deal... with a kiss."
★Kiss SimFirstName3
★"If I'm going to ask such an important question, I should kiss her first."
★"Let's celebrate with a kiss!"
★"It will be our deaths if we don't consummate our marriage... and quickly!"
★Woohoo with SimFirstName2
★Someone wishes to marry away from prying eyes, but risks angering the Monarchy, which reserves the feudal right to approve (or deny) any marriage.
★"If I'm going to ask such an important question, I should kiss her first."
★A jingling sack of coins to be paid towards a marriage license.
★Spouse-Price
★All hopes for a public celebration were dashed. But the people of TownName still had a chance to find love and happiness.
★Wedding bells are ringing in TownName! With SimTitle2's blessing, and surrounded by friends, SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 enjoyed a festive ceremony in the castle's reception hall.
★"I approve of this union!"
★Location:"  Reception Hall-------------------------------------Primary Hero:"  Any non-Monarch-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:Any non-Monarch-------------------------------------Supporting Role::"  Monarch"  Any non-Monarch
★Give Honest Wedding Speech
★"Now it's time to give my big speech to anyone who will listen."
★Give Honest Wedding Speech to Someone
★Give Exciting Wedding Speech
★Give Exciting Wedding Speech to Someone
★Disparage Betrothed
★"If I convince SimTitle1 that SimFirstName2 isn't so great, maybe I can get the spouse-price down."
★Disparage Betrothed to SimTitle1
★Pay Spouse-Price (High)
★"Well, I did my best to defend SimFirstName2's honor before SimTitle1. Now, time to pay the piper."
★Pay Spouse-Price to SimTitle1
★Give Wedding Stuff
★"Since SimTitle1 has the power to approve or deny all marriages in the kingdom, I'll need to get her permission."
★Request Permission to Marry from SimTitle1
★Defend Betrothed's Honor
★"SimFirstName2 is the light of my life. I'd pay any price for her."
★Defend Betrothed's Honor to SimTitle1
★Pay Spouse-Price
★"I'll give this to the Royal Advisor to deliver to SimTitle1. Worth every Simole."
★Pay Spouse-Price to SimTitle3
★Request Permission to Marry
★"Nothing kicks off a wedding party like a good mug of feast ale!"
★Give Feast Ale to SimTitle0
★"Now the time is right! SimFirstName1 and I can be together at last!"
★Marry SimName1
★"It is time to meet my love in the Reception Hall - a wonderful place to exhibit our affection for each other."
★Go to the Reception Hall
★"I'll help SimFirstName2 out by getting wedding clothes for her."
★"SimFirstName2 will need wedding rings. I'll pick up a couple."
★How should SimTitle0 respond?
★What kind of speech should SimTitle0 give?
★"Discount you say?"
★"Honesty is the best policy. Why embellish on love itself?"
★"How dare you? I will abide no slight against my beloved, even from Her Highness!"
★"This is a big day for SimFirstName1 and SimFirstName2. Let's spice things up a little."
★"Should I pay the given price, or try to haggle?"
★Haggle or Defend?
★Despite the fact that it might cost her money, SimTitle0 couldn't let the slight pass. SimTitle1 was a veritable saint, she proclaimed, Watcher-sent, pure of heart, body, and spirit.SimTitle2 was convinced. "Well, you must be quite pleased with such a beneficial match, SimFirstName0," she said. "Tell you what, if you believe you've found the perfect match, you can afford a higher spouse-price. It'll be 300 gold Simoles. You can pay them to my advisor."
★Sensing a great deal, SimTitle0 pressed her advantage. She allowed that SimTitle1 had her faults, including a tendency to nag, severe flatulance, and general immorality, but she still loved her despite all that.SimTitle2 was sympathetic. "Sounds like a challenge, SimFirstName0," she said. "Tell you what, I'll give you a discount on your marriage license. Just 100 gold Simoles. You can pay them to my advisor."
★Looks like I have enough to pay the spouse-price now.
★Are you sure you're willing to settle for SimTitle1? I'm willing to approve the match, I suppose. And if you're marrying her, I should probably give you a discount on the spouse-price."
★Very well, SimTitle0. SimTitle1 has authorized me to open the reception hall for your wedding. Try not to make too big of a mess...
★Placeholder for removing money from player
★Pay 500 Simoles
★"SimTitle1 approves of the match. She just wants to ensure that I have enough funds to support a larger family."
★Have 1000 Simoles
★"I thought that bards were always saying that love should be free!"
★"I can't wait to tell SimFirstName2 about the great deal I got!"
★Acquire 1000 Simoles
★Placeholder for removing money from player
★Have 250 Simoles
★Royal Bride
★Royal Groom
★"You know what would make this wedding special? A special wedding punch! I'll have to track down the recipe."
★Research Recipe
★"A feast ale really would be the perfect way to celebrate. I'm sure I could buy a recipe for it in the village."
★Brew Feast Ale
★"Now to seal the ceremony with a sweet kiss."
★pay bride price test
★pay bride price test
★"SimFirstName1 needs a drink before I give my big speech."
★"SimFirstName1 needs a drink before I give my big speech."
★Give Drink to SimName1
★Someone wishes to enjoy a public celebration surrounded by loved ones.
★The wedding plans were dashed. Having a secret lover does tend to complicate things unnecessarily...
★Love always wins in the end! SimTitle0 finally settled on her mate. Hopefully no hearts were broken in the process...
★Secret Lover
★Primary Hero:"  Any non-chivalrous Hero except Monarch-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Any Hero except Monarch-------------------------------------Supporting Role:"  Any non-Monarch"  Any non-Monarch
★Ask About Secret Lover
★Ask About Secret Lover
★"Now I guess I have to break the news to the betrothed..."
★Tell SimFirstName1 About Breakup
★"I should let SimFirstName1 know of my findings."
★Report In to SimFirstName1
★Tell About Breakup
★"Now I guess I have to break the news to SimFirstName2's secret lover."
★Tell SimFirstName1 About Breakup
★Ask for Advice
★Report In
★"I'll need the support of my friend, SimFirstName2, to help me through this."
★Report In
★"What is SimFirstName2 thinking, getting married with a lover on the side?"
★Ask SimFirstName2 about Her Secret Lover
★"Hmmm... SimFirstName1 does make some good points. What should I do?"
★Ask SimFirstName1 for Advice
★"It's time to make things right with SimFirstName1 and marry her."
★"Now it's time to marry my beloved SimFirstName1. SimFirstName3 can break the news to SimFirstName2."
★Marry SimFirstName1
★Well, that was nice. Now that's done, I just have to make one last social call...
★"Now it's time to finally marry SimFirstName1... but that doesn't mean I can't see SimFirstName2 later."
★Marry SimFirstName1
★"Now it's time to take the plunge."
★Marry SimFirstName1
★These rings will serve us well... no matter whom I chose.
★Whom should SimTitle0 marry?
★What should SimTitle0 do?
★"It's obvious. I have to end it with SimTitle2."
★"Maybe I can just keep SimTitle2 as a secret lover..."
★"I can't resist my feelings. I will marry my secret lover, SimTitle2!"
★"I'll do the honorable thing and marry SimTitle1. And then keep SimTitle2 on the side. Everyone wins!"
★"I know! We should test SimFirstName1 and SimFirstName2 to determine their marriage-worthiness!"
★Now that's a kiss...
★Mmm...
★Hmmm... interesting reaction.
★Huh, that was an interesting reaction...
★"I never wanted it to be this way. Oh well, time to get this over with..."
★Break Up with SimTitle1
★"Now let's see if SimFirstName1 can resist my seductive powers..."
★Attempt to Woo SimFirstName1
★"I'll see who is the better fit for SimFirstName2 by using my wit."
★Tell Funny Story to SimTitle1
★"I'll have to test SimFirstName1's fidelity by attempting to WooHoo."
★Attempt to Woo SimTitle1
★"Now that I'm married, it's time for one last social call."
★Make Out with SimFirstName1
★"I'll see who is the better fit for SimFirstName2 by using my wit."
★"Now to really test out those lips..."
★Kiss SimTitle2
★"Now to really test out those lips..."
★Kiss SimFirstName1 1000 Times
★Someone in TownName wants to marry, but still maintains relations with a secret lover. How will they resolve this love triangle?
★"Before I ask the big question, I'll move in with a kiss."
★Anyone could marry in TownName... with the Monarch's permission, of course. But while some enjoyed celebrating with their compatriots, others wished to do so away from prying eyes. And still others were perhaps not quite so sure they were making the right choice...
★Wedding
★The Final Assault
★Legendary Elixir of Sea Strength
★"This relic is too important to use frivolously. I'll know when the time is right to drink it."
★Ready to turn in to a Quartermaster
★2 Motion of the Ocean Potions
★The pirates were unable to launch a successful assault on the Guild Consortium. More lives would be lost as the war continued.
★You won the war for the Pirates!
★Allegience:"  Pirates-------------------------------------Primary Hero:"  Monarch-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Anyone
★"Potions of Shadow will allow me to scout unseen. The more scouting I can do, the better the chance we'll be able to catch the Guild off-guard."
★Scout Invasion Routes in the Forest
★Confer about War Developments
★"What news will she have for me?"
★Confer with SimTitle1
★"I'm with you; the Admiral is too dangerous to let live."
★"Will I help him kill the Admiral against the wishes of the Dread Captain and Shipmaster?"
★Give Blacksail SimLastName1 Your Answer
★"You wished to speak with me?"
★"SimTitle1 wishes to speak with me."
★Speak with SimTitle1
★Deliver Sword of Reverence
★"This is a blade fit for royalty."
★Bring the Sword of Reverence to SimTitle1
★"Shall he live or die?"
★Decide the fate of SimTitle0
★Defeat SimTitle0
★Defeat SimTitle1
★"We shouldn't be so hasty to kill the Admiral."
★Escort to the Stocks
★"I'll see that he's locked up and secure."
★Escort Admiral SimLastName1 to the Stocks
★Execute by Sword
★"Tell us what you know."
★"The Admiral is a broken man."
★Find out what Admiral SimLastName1 knows
★Turn In Battle Armaments
★Turn In Motion of the Ocean Potions
★Turn In 2 Military Rations
★"This stuff tastes like dirt, but it'll keep our forces fighting."
★Turn in Military Rations to a Quartermaster
★Kill SimTitle1
★Execute by Sword
★"Is there anything else needed here?"
★"I'll make sure she has everything needed."
★Check up on SimTitle1
★"We need a cauldron so we can cook food for the soldiers."
★"It's no good going to war on an empty stomach!"
★Tell SimTitle1 to install a Cauldron at the Town Square
★Order the Admiral to be Locked in the Stocks
★"He will be an important prisoner."
★Give the Order for Admiral SimLastName1 to be Locked in the Stocks
★Confer about Next Phase of the Plan
★"It's time to prepare for the assault."
★Confer with Dread Captain SimLastName1 about the Next Phase of the Plan
★"What do you wish to speak with me about?"
★"A private conversation? I wonder what he's up to."
★Speak Privately with Blacksail SimLastName1
★Recruit for Final Assault
★"Anyone who can swing a sword will do. I'll just need to be on good enough terms with them that they'll be willing to join us."
★Recruit Combat-Able citizens for the Final Assault
★"Stop! I will not allow you to kill the Admiral."
★Stop Blacksail SimLastName1 from killing the Admiral
★Administer Truth Serum
★"This ought to loosen his lips."
★Inject SimTitle1 with Truth Serum
★Meet with Pirate Tribunal
★"It's time to discuss how we're going to end this war."
★Meet with the Pirate Tribunal
★"The Quartermasters only accept potions in pairs. Once I have two of them, I should turn them in."
★Turn in Motion of the Ocean Potions to a Quartermaster
★"The Quartermasters only accept Armaments in pairs. Once I have two of them, I should turn them in."
★Forge Battle Armaments and bring them to a Quartermaster
★"One of my spells is bound to break him. Which could it be?"
★Cast a Spell to Break the Admiral's Spirit
★"Our forces are gathering at the forest clearing."
★Gather at the Forest for the Final Assault
★Assess Preparations at the Forest Clearing
★"I need to make sure we have what we need to prepare for the upcoming assault."
★Assess Preparations at the Town Square
★"SimTitle0 has requested my presence when she returns."
★Meet SimTitle0 at the Beach when she returns from the Mission with the Pirates
★"Do I want permanent renovations to my Town Square?"
★Go to view the Renovations at the Town Square
★Research Potions at an Archive
★"I need to find something which will give us the advantage against the Guild."
★Research Stealth Techniques at an Archive
★"The sheer logistics of supporting a standing army are far beyond any trading or provisioning I've done before. I'll need to prepare properly for the endeavor."
★Research 'Feeding an Army' at an Archive
★"Food fuels the war!"
★Cook 2 Military Rations
★"This blade shall be some of my finest work."
★Reforge the Sword of Reverence
★"SimTitle2 requested that I have a Truth Serum ready. I wonder what she needs it for."
★Brew a Truth Serum at the Crafting Table
★Skip to Results of Assault?
★Will you keep the permanent renovations to the Town Square?
★Yes, skip ahead.
★No, play the quest naturally.
★This is amazing! The Town Square is vastly improved.
★I hate this. Restore the Town Square to its original state before I start throwing people in the pit!
★"The Admiral will lead us to Guild Lord Landegraab whether he wants to or not."
★Bring Admiral SimLastName1 to the holding area on the Beach
★Sail to Ambush the Admiral
★Await the arrival of the Pirate Tribunal
★"We are scheduled to meet soon in the Throne Room."
★Escort Admiral SimTitle1 to the Stocks
★"The battle is over, the war is won!"
★Return from the Assault and Gather at the Forest Clearing
★SimName0, the Banished
★SimTitle0 led a valiant assault on the Guild Consortium, culminating in the banishment of SimTitle1.All of TownName erupted in grand celebration with their pirate allies.The Aarbyvillian Pirate Tribunal put all their resources at TownName's disposal and the future was wide open for new adventures!
★SimTitle0 led a valiant assault on the Guild Consortium, culminating in the death of SimTitle1.All of TownName erupted in grand celebration with their pirate allies.The Aarbyvillian Pirate Tribunal put all their resources at TownName's disposal and the future was wide open for new adventures!
★SimTitle0 was killed by SimTitle1 in an epic duel.The war would rage on until a new leader could step up to lead TownName to victory.
★We're better off with him dead.Dread Captain SimLastName1, we need to speak about the next phase of our plan.
★So you saw the wisdom in my plan afterall, SimTitle0.This was the right thing to do. We could not allow such a dangerous enemy to stay alive.Our victory against the Guild draws near!
★We could not allow a dangerous enemy like him to live.Our victory against the Guild draws near!
★Wha... what was in that?I feel dizzy...
★He should be ready for questioning now, Your Highness.
★Here, take this map. It will lead you to a fabled treasure which grants great power.Without the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass, I was unable to navigate to the island indicated on the map. It is shrouded in mist and surrounded by deadly reefs.
★Enough! I surrender, I give up!Get me out of this horrible chair and I'll give you what you want.
★I knew you didn't have it in you!Your weakness will be our undoing!
★So when the time for action is here, you don't have the conviction to follow through?It seems I was wrong to place my trust in you.
★Do your worst, you'll get nothing from me!
★Perhaps you're right.The sooner this war ends, the less suffering and death will take place.Release me from this chair and I shall give you what you want.
★Get away from me!
★SimTitle0, see that the Admiral is secured in the stocks. We'll deal with him later.In the meantime, I need to speak with Dread Captain SimLastName1 about the next phase of our plan.
★Cast your devilsome magic at me all you want, sorcerer!I'm no stranger to pain!
★I feel as if a storm cloud has cast its shadow upon my fate...But I will not allow your dark magic to sway me.I have faced darkness for many years and I am still here.
★What is that melancholy melody?It sounds like...... like a far-off bell, ringing out the final toll at the end of the world...
★I feel sick, like my body has turned against me.What foul spell have you inflicted upon me?*cough*If you think that pain and discomfort will break me, you are wrong!
★What did you do to me?I feel empty... like a sail with no wind.Please, just let me be. I have not the will to continue...
★Ha! You think an Admiral has never faced a storm before?I've seen worse than that in my bathtub.
★The situation is dire, but I've faced worse.I can handle pain, but I must stay strong and keep my thoughts from wandering to dark places.
★This is my darkest hour.My only hope is that if I die, I will get to see my beloved family again...
★No... NO!My wife and child are defenseless! Let them be, they are no threat to you!Please!NOOOOOOOOOO!What is the point now? I cannot go on...
★Thank you for coming, SimFirstName0.SimTitle1 broke a sword near the beginning of this whole fiasco and I want to have it reforged for her.Please reforge the sword and deliver it to her.
★I have enough Armaments to bring to a Quartermaster.I should turn them in so that our forces have the equipment they need.
★Excellent!The more high-quality gear we have, the better our chances of defeating the Guild.
★Welcome to your new home, Admiral.
★Things look to be in order here overall.I should check in with the Quartermaster to see if she needs anything.
★Preparations are being made to turn the Town Square and Forest Clearing into training grounds for our soldiers to prepare for the final assualt.SimTitle0 has put me in charge of making sure we have what we need to properly train our forces.
★This looks good, but our soldiers will need food.We should set up a cauldron so we won't have to go far to cook some food to keep them going.
★Whoops! I never got around to making sure we have everything needed at the Town Square.We'll just have to make do with what's there.
★Quickly, SimTitle0!Our enemy cannot be left alive!Do it for TownName!
★Ah, SimTitle1.Your presence will be required at the beach when SimTitle0 returns from an upcoming mission with the pirates.See that you are there when you are needed.
★Ah, SimTitle1.Your presence will be required at the beach when SimTitle0 returns from an upcoming mission with the pirates.See that you are there when you are needed.Also, you will be in charge of keeping our forces fed while we prepare to attack. I suggest you make sure you have what you need to keep hungry soldiers fed.
★Ah, SimTitle1.Your presence will be required at the beach when SimTitle0 returns from an upcoming mission with the pirates.Bring some Truth Serum and see that you are there when you are needed.Also, see if you can find a potion you might be able to brew up to give us the edge when we attack the Guild.
★Ah, SimTitle1.Your presence will be required at the beach when SimTitle0 returns from an upcoming mission with the pirates.See that you are there when you are needed.Also, look into stealth techniques which might be useful when we assault the Tredonians.
★Ah, SimTitle1.Your presence will be required at the beach when SimTitle0 returns from an upcoming mission with the pirates.Come with an assortment of spells prepared and see that you are there when you are needed.Also, see if you can find a potion you might be able to brew up to give us the edge when we attack the Guild.
★SimTitle0, I'd have a quick word with you in private...We can catch up with Dread Captain SimLastName1 and Shipmaster SimLastName2 at the docks in a moment.
★I will enter the coming battle with a clear spirit and focused mind.Thank you, SimTitle0.
★Come with me, Admiral.We have a cozy place for you to stay.
★The Admiral will not be easy to break.SimTitle0, use your Truth Serum to weaken Admiral Mandrake's will.
★The Admiral will not be easy to break.SimTitle0, use your magic to weaken Admiral Mandrake's will.
★My apologies, Your Majesty.We thought that you would like our renovations.I shall have them removed immediately.
★Our forces have the gear they need now.They'll have a nice edge when the battle occurs.
★That should be enough potions to last us for the assault.
★Ha! You didn't think it'd be that easy did you?
★I should get the Admiral to the stocks quickly so I can help prepare for the assault.
★You are a fool to come here, SimLastName0.It's time to end this once and for all.
★Here's a recipe for Military Rations.It says they're cheap, hearty, and durable. Not what I usually look for in a meal, but they'll do fine for our soldiers.Once we're closer to making the final assault, we're going to need a bunch of these.
★Huh... Motion of the Ocean Potion... "This potion imbues the drinker with the power and fury of the sea."Sounds promising. I'll brew some up when I have a chance.
★Ahha!Here's a Potion of Shadows I can brew...I bet I can use it to sneak ahead and find the best route for our forces to take into the Tredonian capital.I'll start running scouting missions once we're a little closer to launching our attack.
★Come, let us go to the Town Square to drink to our fallen friends and celebrate our victory.
★It is an honor to have the Tribunal gathered here in TownName.We look forward to working together to defeat the Guild Consortium once and for all.
★Not so fast!
★You look surprised to see me.Did you think I would run and hide after you destroyed my guild and my life?
★The only way to end this war is over my dead body!But it's only fair to warn you, I enjoy living and won't be put down so easily. As the Guild-Lord of Tredony, I've spent a lifetime collecting powerful items, one of which is a rare fire potion that I've been saving for the right moment... which just so happens to be your demise!
★Yes, we accomplished what we set out to do, but we sustained heavy losses.
★Yes, we accomplished what we set out to do, but we sustained heavy losses.
★Fortune favors the brave!TownName will be victorious!
★Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once!
★Who dares, wins.Who sweats, wins.Who plans, wins.TownName will win!
★Never give up, never surrender!Strike down the enemy and let the Watcher sort them out!
★I love the smell of unwashed pirates in the morning.Smells like... victory!
★With the support of TownName, the Aarbyvillian Fleets have the Guild Consortium and Tredonian Navy on the run.The Pirate Tribunal is on the way to TownName for a meeting with SimTitle0 which will decide the fate of the war and the future of the kingdom.
★Well, SimTitle0, what do you think of our renovations?
★I'm glad you're pleased, Your Majesty.Now TownName will have a lasting token of our appreciation.
★How could this have happened?Nooooooooo!
★We did well, but Shipmaster Broadside has been badly injured.Negis, are you alright?
★Amazing work, SimTitle0.I expect only the best from you, but this goes above and beyond.
★The Tribunal will be arriving shortly.I should confer with SimTitle0 beforehand.
★The plan went better than expected!Some of the crew were injured, but they'll recover.Come, let us go to the Town Square to celebrate.
★We had our doubts about you after you backstabbed us with that prisoner situation...But you've proven to be a useful ally in the end. Treacherous, but useful.Come, we have important plans to lay out.
★Thank you, SimTitle0.You have been a welcome ally ever since you betrayed the Guild Consortium.Come, let us lay out the plan to end this war in our favor.
★Thank you, SimTitle0.You have been a steady ally to the Tribunal thus far.Come, let us lay out the plan to bring our enemies to their knees.
★Our first target will be Admiral SimLastName0.His fleets are weak from losing battles.His capture will break their spirit and leave Tredony unprotected.
★The Admiral's knowledge of Tredony's defenses will be quite useful to us.We will use him to track down Guild Lord SimLastName0.
★Without the Guild Lord, the Consortium will be thrown into chaos.The fleets of TownName and Aarbyville will control the seas and rule the land!
★I'm glad to see you agree.We'll make our move once we get what we need out of him. Look for my signal.Come, let us head to the docks.
★I'm disappointed in you, SimFirstName0.I thought you knew what was good for your kingdom, but I see that I was wrong.I'll see you at the docks.
★It's about the Admiral...After we get the information we need from him, the Dread Captain and Shipmaster say we're going to hold him prisoner.But I say we should kill him and be done with it!What say you?
★It sounds like there's no time to waste.Let us head to the docks and set sail to intercept SimTitle0's ship.
★We'll head out as soon as the ship is ready.The crew is nearly done securing the rigging and loading supplies.
★The crew should be finished preparing the ship now.Let us head to the docks and set sail to intercept SimTitle0.
★Your words ignite my fighting spirit, SimTitle0.You are truly an inspirational bard!
★Thank you.The Guild won't stand a chance when a bunch of powered-up pirates come storming into their city!
★That is all the time we have for preparation.We must make our move quickly or risk losing the opportunity to catch them off-guard.
★Now that we have the map from the Admiral, we need to track down the treasure and prepare our forces for the final assault on the Guild.
★We have forces at the Forest and Town Square preparing for the coming battle.Any help you can give to make sure people are properly trained and supplied will increase our chances of a successful assault.We have 24 hours before we must make our move. Use your time wisely.
★Thank you, but we're all set here.Oh by the way, SimTitle0 was looking for you earlier. You should go speak with her.
★Right away, m'lady.I'll see that a cauldron is installed.
★Thank you.A well-fed army wins wars!
★Thank you.That's the last of the rations we'll need.
★Everyone is here.Board the ship. We're setting sail to capture Admiral Horus Mandrake.
★It's a pleasure to have you as our guest, Admiral.If you cooperate, maybe we'll go easy on you.
★That can be arranged, Admiral.Prepare him for questioning. We'll find out what we need soon enough.
★I lend my blade in the name of TownName.
★In honor of our victory, we have made renovations to your Town Square.Let us go and see if they are to your liking.
★I have no doubt that this treasure will come in handy soon.But now it is time to deal with Admiral Mandrake.
★We did it!We may not have caught the Guild Lord, but we sent him running and the Guild Consortium is in complete chaos.How were our losses?
★I will sail to recover this legendary treasure.Keep watch on the Admiral.When I return, we shall decide his fate.
★That should do the trick.I'll make sure to bring this with me to the Beach.
★It's been an honor pirating with you, SimFirstName0.In pirate heaven, I hear all the ships are made of solid gold...Farewell, mateys...
★My only regret is not being able to gut more of those noble scum... urk!
★Once I've drank a Potion of Shadow, I'll be set to scout ahead in the forest.
★I was able to defeat the Guild without using the Legendary Elixir of Sea Strength!I'll keep hold of it for use as I see fit.
★SimTitle0, interrogate the Admiral.
★This may just be the finest sword I've ever created.Next time, perhaps SimTitle0 will realize she should come to me instead of some shady smith from the village.
★Nice work.Keep it up and the Guild won't know what hit them.
★I'm not sure how much you know of this, Your Majesty, but we were able to recover the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass which were lost during the incident at the peace summit.I've held on to them for safekeeping, but the time to decisively end the war draws near and it would be to TownName's advantage for you to put them to use as you see fit.
★The Pirate Tribunal has arrived and awaits SimTitle0 in the Throne Room.
★Your forces are very poorly trained on the Dummy.
★Your forces are poorly trained on the Dummy.
★Your forces are well trained on the Dummy.
★Your forces have mastered training on the Dummy.
★Your forces are severely uninspired.
★Your forces are not very inspired.
★Your forces are inspired overall.
★Your forces are very inspired and morale is extremely high.
★Your forces are severely lacking recruits.
★Your forces are lacking recruits.
★Your forces have a good number of recruits.
★Your forces have an excellent number of recruits.
★Your forces are very poorly trained in Sparring.
★Your forces are poorly trained in Sparring.
★Your forces are well trained in Sparring
★Your forces have mastered training in Sparring.
★We can't leave until all of the Pirate Tribunal is at the docks and ready to board the ship.Hurry up, you scoundrels!
★Yes, Your Majesty.I know just the spell to soften him up.
★I'm kind of on the spot here...I better start trying spells before I look like I don't know what I'm doing.
★You think I trust anything you say after what you did to my ship and crew?I hope you all burn in hell.I'd rather die than cooperate with you.
★You may have spared my ship and crew, but I'll die before I cooperate with you!
★"I will inspire our forces to victory!"
★"We will need weapons and armor for the assault."
★"The Watcher favors the righteous."
★"I will prepare our fighters for battle."
★"A war cannot be won without the funds to support it."
★"The time for victory is here."
★"Our fighters will need strong moral support."
★"I will help our forces to become unstoppable!"
★"I will uncover the weaknesses of our enemy."
★"My magic will give us the edge we need to win."
★"It's time to pay the Admiral a visit."
★Sail to Intercept and Ambush Admiral SimLastName1
★"This is it. It's time to end this war."
★Travel through the Forest to Make the Final Assault on the Tredonian Capital
★"A fighting force needs high morale."
★Give Inspirational Speeches on the Evangelism Platforms at the Forest and Town Square
★"The Admiral's map along with the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass, will show me the way."
★Sail to Recover the Legendary Treasure
★"Every hour of training makes our forces stronger."
★Train Pirates, Guards, or Recruits at a Training Dummy
★"He will be a valuable prisoner."
★Send SimTitle1 to the Stocks
★"Our forces will fight with righteous fury!"
★Bless Assault Forces with Spirit Sanctification
★"Shall I kill him, or best him in a duel to shame him and run him out of the kingdom?"
★"They'll learn more and be better prepared if I win the sparring match."
★Spar with Pirates, Guards, and Recruits
★"My prose will inspire the pirates, guards, and recruits who will be assaulting the Guild!"
★Read Poems to members of the Assault Force(Must contain 'War' theme)
★"One way or the other, I'll get him to talk."
★Use the Interrogation Chair to get information from Admiral SimLastName1
★"The Guild is on the run; now to finalize our victory."
★Plan the Final Assault at the Tactical Map with Dread Captain SimLastName1
★"The more preparations I can make, the better our chances of a successful assault."
★String0 until Final Assault
★"I must let myself rest before I give another blessing."String0 remaining until recharged.
★Let Your Spirit Recharge
★GAIN PIRATE ALLEGIANCE:Lead the decisive moment which turns the war in favor of the pirates! Resolve an epic confrontation and savor the victory which changes your kingdom forever.
★TownName's alliance with the Pirate Tribunal has pushed the Tredonian Guild Consortium to the breaking point.Guild Lord Landegraab is beseiged by both the pirates and his own political rivals within the guild.Admiral Horus Mandrake remains a dangerous enemy on the seas, though his fleet is dwindling beneath the combined Black and Red Pirate fleets.In TownName, a secret meeting is about to take place which will decide the fate of the war...
★End the War: Gut the Guild
★Cure
★This is double the daily recommended allowance of laughter cure.
★Laughter Cure
★"Oh dear, this is bad. These peasants see to be suffering from the same condition. I can only presume that this is some sort of magical plague. I must warn SimTitle2 immediately before it spreads too far to be controlled!"
★Your Highness, I must speak with you immediat- wait, Your Highness, are you feeling alright? Oh dear...
★Warn About Sickness
★Diagnose
★"SimTitle0 must be informed of the spreading sadness sickness. We cannot allow it to spread further!"
★Warn SimTitle1 About Sickness
★Your Highness, I must speak with you immediately!
★Smack Someone Near SimTitle1
★Tell Favorite Joke to SimTitle1
★"Maybe she just doesn't think I'm funny. But everyone likes this next joke..."
★What? That was my best joke! Is my humor too intelligent for her?
★Smack Someone
★Tell Favorite Joke
★Huh, that should have worked. Strange... I'll have to try something a little funnier.
★Jolly Up
★"She seems sad, but I can cheer anyone up."
★Jolly Up SimTitle1
★I don't like this at all... what if... what if I'm just not funny anymore? I've got to find some I know I can make laugh.
★"I fear the worst..."
★Bah! There's nothing wrong with you. Sad? You're feeling sad? Why don't you just go see SimTitle2. She'll cheer you up.
★Examine
★"What's this villager doing on the island of knowledge? I suppose I should see what's wrong with her."
★Examine SimTitle1
★"Blast it, another villager interrupting my research? Hmmm... this one looks depressed as well. I'd better take a look."
★Oh no! The cure didn't work! SimTitle0 must have a stronger case. Well, perhaps SimTitle1 has had some luck countering this illness.
★"Now to cure SimTitle1!"
★Administer Cure to SimTitle1
★Request Aid
★"I'm at my wit's end. I hope SimTitle1 can help."
★Request Aid From SimTitle1
★Your Highness! I must speak with you about-- wait, SimTitle1, are you feeling alright?
★Use Master Joke
★I sure hope this joke helps...
★Tell Master Joke to SimTitle1
★"Thanks to my new cure, the kingdom will be saved from this plague!"
★"It worked! Now to cure SimTitle2!"
★Administer Cure
★"I should test this cure out on SimTitle0 before trying it on SimTitle1
★Administer Cure to SimTitle1
★That seemed to work! Now to cure SimTitle1.
★Administer Laughter Cure to SimTitle0
★"Hmmm... SimTitle0 looks like she could use some cheering up."
★"I might be losing my touch. I'll try cheering up some royalty."
★Go to Throne Room
★Research Symptoms for String0
★"I'll need twice the dosage for SimTitle2!"Cures Made: 1001/1000
★What-- what was that strange feeling? It was almost... pleasant. How odd.
★It looks like I have enough for the double dose I need.
★Owie! SimFirstName0, what did you do that for?
★Now to test this out...
★"Well, if it worked for Crafthole... I'd better whip up a large batch immediately!"Cures Made: 1001/1000
★Brew 1000 Laughter Cure
★There, I DO feel something! Ha! Ha ha ha! Oh, SimFirstName1 and SimFirstName2, you have done me quite a service! I feel so much better now.
★Hmmm... I almost felt something that time...
★Ah yes, there were some funny ones in here, as I recall. How did they go again?
★"I do remember browsing a hilarous book in the village the other day. I wonder if it's still available..."
★Acquire Joke Book
★There, now let's give this spell a try. I'd better test it on someone before trying it on SimTitle1.
★"I can only hope this spell can counteract the contagious melanchy."
★Memorize Tickle Spell
★Defend the Tower
★Hmmm... this person seems troubled. I wonder what the matter is.
★"Something seems different today. I should stay vigilant and watch my patients for any unusual behavior."
★Run the Clinic
★"Something seems different today. I should prepare myself for an emergency."
★Back again? Oh, it's someone new. Hmm... this one seems to be similarly sad. I wonder if there's something wrong with her. Maybe I should try to cure her.
★Ah, another patient... Uh oh, this person has the same demeanor of the last one. I hope this isn't a new contagion.
★"I still have a bad feeling about today. I wonder what's going to happen..."
★The heroes have failed to rid TownName of the insidious laughter plague, and the kingdom continues to slide into the depths of melancholy.
★With SimTitle1's humor expertise, SimTitle0 successfully diagnosed and cured the affliction plaguing TownName. Even the difficult case of SimTitle2 was no match for this formidable duo. Laughter has been restored to the land!
★DO NOT SHOW
★Primary Hero:"  Physician-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Bard-------------------------------------Supporting Role:"  Monarch
★The elephant and the chinchilla? Hah, that's a good one. But there are so many good ones here. How do I know which is the best?
★"A contagious illness, you say? Well, I've got a song that will cure anything!"
★This is it, the best joke in the book. I can only hope it's funny enough...
★What the Crafthole? Is that a double-entendre?
★Phew, that would be a lot of gruel indeed! Good one, SimFirstName0!
★What? A dire boar? I just don't get it, sorry.
★Egg salad? Was that the funny part?
★I'm sorry, I just don't find religious humor funny at all.
★You don't look like you're in any need of magical attention. Have a few drinks at the tavern, you'll feel better.
★Something was different in the air, SimTitle0 thought. The kingdom was quiet. SimFirstName0 knew she would have to stay alert through today's practice.
★Something was different in the air, SimTitle0 thought. The kingdom was quiet. SimFirstName0 knew that soon enough people would be yelling for her help...
★Oi, is SimTitle0 here? I was told to come here for you to cheer me up.
★So it's really some sort of mysterious illness? What a relief! I thought I'd just lost my touch. Tell you what, I'll try to find the best jokes possible while you do what you can for SimTitle1.
★So it's really some sort of mysterious illness? What a relief! I thought I'd just lost my touch. Tell you what, I'll try to find the best jokes possible while you give SimTitle1 a double dose of the cure.
★SimTitle0's worst fears had come to light; SimTitle1 had also fallen victim of the mysterious sadness sickness. A cure would have to be found, and immediately, before all laughter was stricken from the kingdom. She would have to consult the archives immediately.
★"What the kingdom needs is a proper rebalancing of the humors."
★"My powers will protect TownName!"
★"I can make anyone laugh."
★"Well, I did get some good laughs out of those jokes, but the best joke turned about to be the one with the musical punchline. Perhaps music is the key to this thing."
★"Hopefully these classic jokes will be funny enough to crack this case."
★Tell 5 Jokes (1000 Told)
★"Nothing's working! Is something wrong with me? Surely I can make my liege laugh..."
★"Peasants are lowbrow folk, after all. I should try a little physical comedy."
★Slap Someone Near SimTitle1
★Hmmm... apparently a mass illness once hit the town of Crafthole. The citizens were plagued with sadness for weeks, until the traditional solstice valoroot tea accidentally cured the whole town.
★"If I can find a record of this illness, perhaps I can discover a means of curing it."
★Research Symptoms on the Archives
★"Alright, I've got plenty of material from this research. Time to put it into practice."
★"It's a good thing so few people can read, or else they'd be able to just read their own jokes!"
★Read Jester's Jests
★I can find no record of magical plague, but this tickle spell is worth a try...
★"Didn't find my story funny? Impossible! Well, maybe SimName1's more of a physical comedy kind of girl."
★"Perhaps a longer-form comedic effort will do the trick."
★Tell a Funny Story to SimTitle1
★"Haha! That song seems to have done the trick!"
★Egads, this looks like exactly the same case as the last patient. It must be some type of humor-destroying plauge! I must warn SimTitle2 immediately!
★"Another patient? Uh oh... I'd better find out what's wrong with this one..."
★Diagnose SimTitle1
★"Well, SimTitle1 certainly seems happier. Glad that's resolved!"
★"I wonder if music will prove to be the cure to this sickness."
★Sing a Song to SimTitle1
★"If there's anything that will cheer up SimTitle1, it's a song!"
★"I don't get it. She didn't laugh at my joke. I'll have to try something stronger..."
★"So SimFirstName1 here's not feeling so chipper, eh? Well, a funny story ought to set her right."
★Tell a  Joke to SimTitle1
★That's strange. There's nothing out of the ordinary wrong with this woman, yet she seems excessively melancholy. Oh well, a little leeching will improve the balance of her humors.
★"This patient seems extraordinarily sullen. I wonder what ailment FA.she} could be suffering from."
★Diagnose SimTitle1
★"Nothing? Maybe my stories are too subtle. Let me try a more traditional joke..."
★Oh no, SimTitle1's not laughing! I must have lost my touch. This is the worst possible thing that could happen to a bard. What am I going to do?
★"Let's see if I still have my comedic touch..."
★Tell Funny Story to SimTitle1
★"I fear the worst, but I must examine SimTitle1."
★Diagnose SimTitle1
★It doesn't look like the cure is quite strong enough. I've done all I can, hopefully SimTitle1 has been able to come up with her own cure, and that our cures combined will win the day.
★I can only hope that SimTitle2's efforts combined with mine will help SimTitle1.
★Overdose SimTitle1
★Still feeling sad, SimFirstName1? I think you just need a bit of entertainment. Tell you what, go see SimTitle2 for a little humor. That should see you right.
★"Hopefully a little leeching will see this woman's humors right."
★Perform First Aid on SimTitle1
★"I've got to find out which is the best joke in the book by trying jokes out on different people."Jokes Told: 2/5
★"I've got to find out which is the best joke in the book by trying jokes out on different people."Jokes Told: 3/5
★"I've got to find out which is the best joke in the book by trying jokes out on different people."Jokes Told: 0/5
★Tell 5 Jokes
★"I've got to find out which is the best joke in the book by trying jokes out on different people."Jokes Told: 4/5
★"I've got to find out which is the best joke in the book by trying jokes out on different people."Jokes Told: 1/5
★"I can only hope my Mend spell helps SimTitle1 fight against this magical plague..."
★What? It didn't seem to help? This could be the emergency I've be waiting for -- a contagion of melanchony. I'd better warn SimTitle2!
★"This Mend spell should get rid of her so I can continue fortifying my tower."
★Cast Mend on SimTitle1
★Oh dear, the spell didn't cure SimTitle1. She must have a stronger case... perhaps she is even the source of the plague. Perhaps SimTitle2 can help amplify the effects of the spell.
★Looks like it works! Time to heal SimTitle2.
★"If this tickle spell works, I might be able to save the kingdom."
★Cast Tickle on SimTitle1
★Cast Tickle on SimTitle1
★"The tickle spell seems to be working. This should all be over once I've cured everyone with it."
★With SimTitle1's humor expertise, SimTitle0 successfully identified and dispelled the magical affliction plaguing TownName. Even the difficult case of SimTitle2 was no match for this formidable duo. Laughter has been restored to the land!
★DO NOT SHOW
★Primary Hero:"  Wizard (Lv5+)-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Bard-------------------------------------Supporting Role:"  Monarch
★Only a person of great learning would have the knowledge to identify and defeat this affliction.
★The kingdom is afflicted with a strange new ailment. Laughter no longer fills the halls and taverns of TownName. Is it a magical curse, a deadly plague, or merely an imbalance of the humors? Who will discover the answer, and save the people from this affliction?
★A World Without Laughter
★"I hear SimTitle1 finally decided on some eye candy for the performance. Now, to see what it is we're working with!"
★"A bit more experimentation at the arcane tome, and I will have committed the remaining two spells to memory."
★Prepare the 'Vanish' and 'Magical Tune' spells
★Prepare the 'Vanish,' and 'Magical Tune' Spells
★"Energy plus a bit of Fire and Light equals a big badaboom! Delightful!"
★Prepare the 'Flare' spell
★"I need to bring something new to the performance. With a bit of study I can probably devise some new variations of fan-favorite spells."Time left to research: String0 / 1 h
★Research the Arcane for 1 hour
★Well, I'm free from the stocks but the trick did not go as smoothly as I'd hoped. Perhaps, I should save this for the next show and avoid getting pelted with eggs and rotten produce altogether.
★The anticipation gave a mild sensation of electricity to the air that some would call "magic."  It was the day of the big magic show, and everyone was turning his or her attention to the tavern and Town Square in hopes of seeing real wizardry firsthand. Such displays were rarely beheld by the villagers.But before she could capture the imaginations of the kingdom, SimTitle0 still had much to prepare. And  she would need the assistance of SimTitle1...
★Everything is in order... mostly. I must prepare the proper spells. A bit of fireworks, a vanish, and a magical tune spell should be flashy enough to entertain the crowds.Also, I should practice escaping from the stocks for a real show-stopper.
★It's so simple... why did I not think of this before?!If I couple an Energy rune with Fire, then finish with a bit of Light, I can make a dazzling light show to cast for the grand finale of the show!
★"Nothing's too good for this show... fresh strings straight from the unicorn preserve of Tredony. Nothin' sounds quite as fine as strumming some unicorn."
★Buy Premium Lute Strings from the Village Shoppe
★"With people flooding into town for the big show, I shall have to make sure I have plenty of drink on hand."
★"Now that the important stuff, like the booze, has been attended to, I can take care of the trivial stuff like cleaning this place up."
★Brew Drinks in the Tavern Cask
★Sweep the Floor of the Tavern (Self Interaction)
★...I dub thee Flare! It is a plucky little spell that could be handy even when I am not enthralling the masses. I shall have to remember that rune combination for later study.
★Music made with magic? Why not? It requires another audio source to replicate; that's where SimTitle1 comes in. However, I feel with more experimentation I can perfect the spell to make music anywhere without assistance!
★I'll need a good assistant, someone to look flashy and distract people from the mechanics of the trick. I should test this person's magical affinity as well. A spell of Energy, Light, and Air should do the trick... so to speak.
★Hmmm...this spell has promise. I am using it as a simple parlor trick, but if I can devise a safe way to travel instantaneously to any location, just think of the possibilities...I would never lose a flour-sack race again!
★"There's no business like show business"
★"Prepare to be awed and amazed by the power of...illusion!"
★"Time to set the stage and get the people ready for magic!"
★Read Advertisement for the Show Aloud
★"What else is my assistant hiding? Only one way to find out!"
★Make Clothes Disappear
★Make the Assistant's Clothes Disappear
★"Thank you all for showing an interest, but the time has come for my decision. And there can be only one... assistant!"
★"Now the real work begins. A wizard's assistant isn't just an attractive face, you have to be able to stand... and dress flashy! Also, being flame-retardant is a plus!"
★"Every woman in TownName should want a part in the big event, but only the one with that special something shall be my stunning assistant."Women recruited: 0/3
★"While almost every woman in TownName wants to be a part of the big event, only the one with that special something shall be my stunning assistant."Women recruited: 1/3
★"While almost every woman in TownName wants to be a part of the big event, only the one with that special something shall be my stunning assistant."Women recruited: 2/3
★"Any man in TownName would kill to be part of the big event, but only the one with that special something shall be my dashing assistant."Men recruited: 0/3
★"While almost any man in TownName would kill to be a part of the big event, only the one with that special something shall be my dashing assistant."Men recruited: 1/3
★"While almost any man in TownName would kill to be a part of the big event, only the one with that special something shall be my dashing assistant."Men recruited: 2/3
★You shall be my assistant!
★Instruct Assistant
★Ask to Apply
★Recruit Assistant
★Choose an Applicant to be Assistant
★Instruct Assistant in Preparation for Show
★Ask One Final Man to Apply for Assistant Job
★Ask One Final Woman to Apply for Assistant Job
★Ask 2 More Men to Apply for Assistant Job
★Ask 2 More Women to Apply for Assistant Job
★Ask 3 Men to Apply for Assistant Job
★Ask 3 Women to Apply for Assistant Job
★"To perform a daring escape, I need to get locked up first."
★"My prospective assistants should be awaiting my decision in the tower, but there is the still the matter of checking their qualifications first."
★"The time to unleash arcane entertainment is nigh. I shall start my final preparations back in my tower."
★Travel to the Stocks
★Return to the Tower to Conduct Interviews
★Visit the Tower to Begin Show Preparations
★What kind of assistant would be best?
★"A dashing gentleman would make a perfect partner!"
★"I believe a lovely lass shall be my assistant."
★That spell's not, like, dangerous, is it? Because I do not want warts, or a third eye, or anything weird like that. I do get to wear a cute outfit though, right?
★That kind of tickled! I didn't know magic could be so pleasant. I can't wait for the show -- assistant or not, this will be fun!
★That's it? I was expecting to see some fireworks, or change into some kind of dragon. I trust with me at your side, you'll have some better tricks up your sleeve for the actual show?
★Uh... that spell... it is not going to affect my, uh... abilities in anyway, is it? You know? Cuz' I was hoping this job would excite some of the more impressionable audience members...
★I barely felt anything at all. Did you do it right? Maybe next time add fog. People really like fog effects... Or some fizzy sparkles! No no, I got it!! A low thrumming -- that always means something powerful is happening!
★So if I get the job, can you help me learn a simple cantrip? Nothing fancy, but... you can turn people into frogs, right? There's this guy I owe some money to...
★I believe I have found my assistant, who will remain with me for a little practice before the show. For the others, thank you, and I will make sure there will be some seats reserved in your names.
★ Welcome, ladies. First, thank you for expressing your interest in the assistant position. This performance will be talked about in TownName and beyond for a long time coming, and one of you will be a part of it.Now, if you'll allow me, I am going to cast a spell that will test your natural affinity to magic. I promise it won't hurt a bit.
★Welcome, gentlemen. First, thank you for expressing your interest in the assistant position. This performance will be talked about for a long time coming, and one of you will be a part of it.Now, if you'll allow me, I am going to cast a spell that will test your natural affinity to magic. I promise it won't hurt a bit.
★Welcome, ladies. First, thank you for expressing your interest in the assistant position. This performance will be talked about for a long time coming, and one of you will be a part of it.Now, if you'll allow me, I am going to cast a spell that will test your natural affinity to magic. I promise it won't hurt a bit.
★"This shouldn't hurt... much. Kidding! It's just a harmless spiritual invasion of negative magical energy. Research suggests you'll be fine."
★Cast "Magic Probe" on an Applicant
★Cast "Magic Probe" on another Applicant
★Cast "Magic Probe" on the final Applicant
★Prepare the 'Magic Probe' Spell for Assistant Interviews
★"Preparing a simple arcane trace will let me know which of these candidates have the most natural magical affinity. After all, a spell fizzle in the middle of a show would be disastrous!"
★A well-made costume fit for a striking magic assistant. May require minor alterations.
★A hand-written pamphlet promoting the upcoming Ye Olde Magic Show.
★Magic Show Advertisement
★Tailored Assistant's Outfit
★"Likely Her Majesty has better things to do, but formally inviting her is the proper thing to do."
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★Extended a Formal Invitation to SimTitle1
★"If I want everyone to hear about this show, SimTitle2 is the person to see. I found that out the hard way last winter, unfortunately for the cousin of that foreign diplomat..."
★"I should have known to go directly to SimTitle1 first."
★"Now if I have sized them up correctly - and I always do - these garments should be a perfect fit for our assistant."
★Give Assistant Outfit
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★Size up the Wizard's Assistant for Costume
★Re-appear at the Town Square for the Grand Finale
★Head to the Town Square to Start the Show
★"No point in making my legion of adoring fans wait any further."
★"Someone wise, or with an accent, once said 'Making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back.'"
★"The only thing missing from the performance now is me!"
★"If practice makes perfect, then they can call me... well... perfection, I guess."Time left to practice: String0/30 m
★Practice Song on the Lute for 30 mins
★I will open the show with a simple trick to get the audience's attention before I wow them with a true display of magical might. A bit of sleight of hand should pique their interest.
★A good opener to get the crowd clamoring for more. Time to follow that up with a mysterious wardrobe change, and put my fetching assistant to good use.
★Word about the show has been spreading like a grassweed-fire, but extra advertising never hurts. I shall deliver pamphlets to two influential members of TownName: SimTitle1 and SimTitle2.
★You will be an integral part of the show. I'll need you to charm the crowd to total distraction.I've arranged to have a special outfit tailored for you. You can see SimTitle1 to get properly outfitted.
★The time had finally arrived for the much anticipated magic show. SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 completed their last minute preparations just as eager citizens began to gather. The only thing remaining was to bring the magic and put on the performance of a lifetime.
★ Nothing closes out a magic show quite like a breath-taking display of pyromancy. So, let there be lights!
★Ick! I almost brewed a heady, dust-mite vintage. When was the last time this place was swept?!
★Now to up the ante and show the crowd some true magic with a disappearing act.
★I've heard about the show, of course. I cannot promise I'll be able to attend, but if you speak with SimTitle1, see that she tries to schedule in an appearance.
★Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I bid you all welcome to an unrivaled event in entertainment and mystery. Prepare to be awed and amazed by a spectacle that is truly out of this world. Come for the mysticism, stay for the music! Without further ado, I proudly present the first ever Ye Olde Magic Show!'
★The assistant's outfit that SimTitle1 ordered should be ready for pickup at the village tailor.
★Now I can spend some time practicing the lute. Best not leave anything to chance and purchase extra strings for my instrument before I begin.
★Now to return to the town square for the big finale!
★I need to be sure there are ample beverages available, and that the bar is as spotless as can be.
★"I have an impressively large magical repertoire! But what spells to prepare that will delight my audience?
★Show the Spells Prepared by SimTitle1 (Self-interaction)
★Perform a Play on Stage
★"I shall do it! I am a brilliant calligrapher, while SimTitle2's writing looks like a cave painting fighting with itself."Pamphlets written: 1000/3
★"And now to bring down the house...er, square...with some kind of giant festival of lights! Spectacular!"
★"Watch as I join in with SimTitle2's lovely playing, with no instrument in my hands what-so-ever!! Do not try this at home!"
★"It's my big moment! I have a captive audience for my play. I will destroy their hearts with drama!"
★"Not my usual work, but in this case my eye for fashion, or at least really bright colors, will be critical."
★"We'll see if SimTitle1 can keep up with my sweet lute skills..."
★"A classy crowd deserves a classy trick. But since I prepared Vanish already, Vanish it is! One minute I am here, and the next..."
★"I'm no wandering minstrel or errand-girl. I will write a performance every bit as entertaining as SimTitle1's amazing display of mystic power and energy!
★Draft 3 Pamphlets for the Show at a Scribe Table
★Cast 'Flare' for the Firework Grand Finale
★Accompany SimTitle2 with a Magical Tune
★Pick up Assistant's Outfit from the Village
★Play the Lute on Stage
★Vanish from the Town Square
★Write a Delightful, Short Play
★"For my first trick, watch in awe and amazement as I make money appear in the most unlikely of places!"
★Perform Sleight of Hand on the Assistant
★Wow. It was a sad, sad day in the kingdom when they couldn't even get a magic show off the ground.
★The Magic Show was tremendously successful. Not only did it delight fans of magic, but it managed to convert many non-believers who thought it was all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense.Popularity soared for both SimTitle0 and SimTitle1, and much to the bard's delight many people were already asking when the next show would take place!
★Primary Hero:"  Wizard-------------------------------------Supporting Hero:"  Bard
★The premier entertainer and the master of mysticism had teamed up to present a special and limited engagement at TownName's tavern, heralded as a delightful evening of mystery.  With promises of illusions never before seen outside the Wizard's Tower, people from far and wide would turn out for what was sure to be the event of the year.
★A Delightful Evening of Mystery
★Medieval life was not all puppies and rainbows. Much more often it was endless, back-breaking toil. Actual puppies were quite rare, and rainbows were called "Watcher's Frowns" and were feared as terrible omens. It was important, even vital, for the people to distract themselves with spirited entertainment to escape the drudgery of daily life.Even the Wizard of TownName needed a break from routine every now and then. Therefore, a spectacle of magic and mysticism would be held to enthrall the people of the kingdom. It would be a night TownName would never forget.
★Ye Olde Magic Show
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★Perform Surgery: It's your job! Heal a sim by performing surgery. Time to go to work!
★Total # of Hours to Pray: 3Hours of Prayer Remaining: 1000
★Sit
★Total # of Hours to Evangelize: 2# of Hours Remaining: 1000
★Gather 3 Sagewort Herbs
★Craft 3 Vials of Drunk-Me-Not
★Total # of Weak Curative Tonics Needed: 5Current # in Inventory: 1001
★Total # of Pestilence Poisons Needed: 1Current # in Inventory: 1001
★Total # of Valoroot Herbs Needed: 5Current # in Inventory: 1001
★Craft 2 Flasks of Mystic Grog
★Gather 4 Mana Stones
★Total # of Smoke Bombs Needed: 3Current # in Inventory: 1001
★Total # of Sleeping Draughts Needed: 5Current # in Inventory: 1001
★Post a Proclamation
★Sell an Item from the Stall
★Absolve 3 Sims
★Petition the Monarch
★Check Merchant Stall Inventory
★Open the Merchant Stall to Sell
★Deposit 100 Simoles (at messenger post)
★Serve Food from the Fireplace ( Send Personal Letter  at Messenger Post)
★Kneel Before Monarch
★Total # of Sims to be Medicated: 3Current # of Medicated Sims: 1001
★Engage in Foreign Trade through Ship ("Send Personal Letter  at Messenger Post)
★Petition for Forgiveness
★Have a Drink at the Cask
★Stock Coal
★Steal Funds from a Messenger Post
★Hold 2 Sermons
★Brew Drink from Cask
★Play a Game of Kingball
★Medicate a Sim
★Tell 2 Sims a Story ("Chat  with 2 Sims)
★Perform a Song
★Total # of Duels to Fight: 3Duels Left: 1000
★Challenge Sim to a Duel
★Convert 2 Sims to Jacoban Faith
★Total # of Duels to Fight: 5Duels Left: 1000
★Pick 3 Pockets
★Pick the Monarch's Pocket
★Amongst the bustle and clamor of the raucous party, SimTitle0 lost her courage immediately after boarding the ship. She'll have to try again.
★"Inspiration can be hard to come by, but it's necessary for me to write new plays and poems. I should spend some time gathering it whenever I can."Inspiration Gathering Remaining: String0
★Gather Inspiration for String0
★Perform on Ship for String0
★"An eccentric merchant is throwing a party on the ship and needs musical entertainment. This should be a good opportunity to perform."
★"I'll take some time today and look for inspiration from the people."Times Inspired: 1000
★Be Inspired By 3 People
★"I want to really leave my artistic mark on this kingdom, and there's no better way to do that than writing a legendary play that will be remembered forever!"
★Finish Writing a Legendary Play
★"The kingdom may require a song from me at a moment's notice and I need to be confident of my ability to play. A few hours of practice would do me good."Time Remaining: String0
★Practice Lute for 2 Hours
★"Practice or not, the people demand music! Duty demands I play my lute for them."
★Perform a Lute Song
★"The kingdom seems a bit upset that I have not yet delivered the play they commissioned."
★Finish Writing a Play
★"The crown has commissioned a new play from me today. I must set about to writing it at once."
★Finish Writing a Play
★SimTitle0's playing was well received. She received 100 simoles for her performance!
★"A wealthy pirate captain has invited me to play at a private party aboard the ship at the docks. I'd better be ready to play my best!"
★Perform On Board the Ship
★"A wealthy Tredonian merchant has invited me to play at a private party aboard the ship at the docks. I'd better be ready to play my best!"
★Write a Play (at scribe table)
★"I owe the kingdom two poems from yesterday and two new poems today. I had best begin soon if I want to be able to pen all four poems today!"
★Write 4 Poems
★"The kingdom looks to me to provide them with poetry and I cannot fail them. Two poems have been commissioned and two poems I shall write."Poems Written: 1000
★Write 2 Poems
★"I must make an effort today to perform a poem to enrich the culture of the kingdom."
★Perform a Poem
★A Blacksmith lives and dies by their Forge.  Ensure that it is fully stocked with coal
★Responsibility: Craft and Deliver Crude Plate Mail
★Another pleased customer, and 80 more simoles for me!
★Give Armor
★"One of the kingdom guards has commissioned a piece of crude plate mail. It shouldn't be too hard to forge, but it should be done soon."
★Craft and Deliver Crude Plate Mail
★"I missed the chance to craft the armor for the guard and he's now asking for some slightly better armor."
★Craft Slightly Better Armor
★I delivered the armor to the customer, who seemed quite pleased with it!
★The customer was less then pleased when I tried to hand over an empty box.I guess there's no chance of salvaging this!
★Responsibility: Fix and Deliver Broken Sword
★The guard appreciated how quickly I fixed the sword and paid me 25 gold for my solid work.
★Deliver Fixed Sword
★"The duel has come and gone and the customer is getting quite anxious about ever getting his sword back. If I don't fix it soon, he'll take his business elsewhere."
★Fix Broken Sword
★"A customer has asked me to fix his broken sword and to have it back to him before the day is over."
★Fix and Deliver Broken Sword
★"I'm behind on my Cruddium collecting schedule. I'll try to make up for it today by doing a bit of extra mining."Cruddium in Inventory: 1001
★Collect 5 Cruddium
★"My mineral stocks are running lower than expected. I should try to get something slightly better than just Cruddium today to make up for this."Mithral in Inventory: 1001
★Collect 5 Mithral
★"Mining the necessary materials for new swords and helms is an important part of the job. I need to get out there and gather some ore."Times Mined: 1000
★Successfully Mine 3 Times
★"The Monarch has requested an example of my skill as a blacksmith. Crafting a Doomsword would surely impress, and I would be able to sell it later for a tidy profit."
★Craft a Doomsword
★"A metalworker in the village has ordered a new hammer. I should remember to craft that soon."
★Craft a Hammer
★"I didn't fulfill that hammer order in time and now I've got two to make!"Hammers Crafted: 1001
★Craft 2 Hammers
★Responsibility: Craft and Deliver a Basic Staff
★Give Staff
★"I have an order for a Basic Staff from an amateur magician who was going to meet me at my Smithy."
★Craft and Deliver a Basic Staff
★"I'm behind on the staff order, and the customer has upped his request to two basic staves."Staves Crafted: 1001
★Craft 2 Basic Staves
★Another job well done. The magician is enjoying the new staff, and I'm 30 simoles richer!
★Responsibility: Craft and Deliver a Crude Longsword
★Responsibility: Deliver a Phylactery(Crafted at Forge)
★The guard seemed pleased with the sword and I received my fee of 35 gold.
★Deliver Sword
★The Tredonian seemed greatly relieved with the receipt of his phylactery, and I got my 100 simole fee.
★Deliver Phylactery
★"I'm behind on my orders, and will need to craft two crude longswords today."Longswords Crafted: 1001
★Craft 2 Crude Longswords
★"I received an order from a guard for a crude longsword that I should craft and deliver as soon as possible."
★Craft and Deliver a Crude Longsword
★"A young pirate fears losing his life in raids against Tredony. I can forge him a phylactery to keep his soul safe, but I'll need to capture a spirit using my Spirit Thief spell."
★"A Tredonian nobleman has to go on a sea voyage, but fears losing his life in a pirate raid. I can forge him a phylactery to keep his soul safe, but I'll need to capture his spirit using my Spirit Thief spell."
★Craft a Phylactery(from a Forge)
★"The orders are really starting to stack up now! I need to make four crude longswords today."Longswords Crafted: 1001
★Craft 4 Crude Longswords
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★This responsibility has been cleared. Your duty to the kingdom has been fulfilled. A new responsibility will be issued at 9am - be ready.
★Cleared!
★"Using the themes of War and Foreign Lands, I will spin a story of pillaging and ravishment that is sure to get those Pirates fired up and motivated!"
★Write a War Poem (using required themes)
★"Using the themes of War and Kingdom Royalty, I will spin a story of blood ties and victories past that is sure to get those Guildsmen fired up and brimming with pride!"
★"This is going to reinvigorate the Consortium offensive against the Pirates!"
★Read Poem to a Guildsman
★"This is going to reinvigorate the Pirate offensive against the Consortium!"
★Read Poem to a Pirate
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★Return Repaired Boat to Owner
★Deliver the Citrus Infusions
★"A Guildsman dropped off his beloved rowboat, now broken, for me to repair. I've got to repair and deliver it to him before his ship sets sail."
★Repair Guildman's Rowboat
★"A Pirate dropped off his beloved rowboat, now broken, for me to repair. I've got to repair and deliver it to him before his ship sets sail."
★Repair Pirate's Rowboat
★"With all the pirates flooding into TownName, people will soon be clamoring for pirate-related trinkets. It is my merchantly duty to stock up on eyepatches that everyone will want to own."
★Acquire 1000 Eyepatches
★"With all the Tredonians flooding into TownName, people will soon be clamoring for high-class fashion accessories. It is my merchantly duty to stock up on powdered wigs that everyone will want to own."
★Acquire 1000 Powdered Wigs
★"A seagoing merchant has come to me looking for medicine to stave off the effects of scurvy. Citrus can be hard to keep on hand, so I'll whip him up a citrus infusion he can carry with him."
★Craft and Deliver 2 Citrus Infusions
★"A young pirate has come to me looking for medicine to stave off the effects of scurvy. Citrus can be hard to keep on hand, so I'll whip him up a citrus infusion he can carry with him."
★SimTitle0's patron was relieved to get his boat back, and also paid SimFirstName0 the sum of 100 simoles.
★SimTitle0's patron was relieved to have a means of staving off scurvy, and paid SimFirstName0 the sum of 100 simoles.
★Hahahaha. That'll show those stupid Pirates!
★It may be Crude, but any type of Plate Mail delivered to frontline fighters can get expensive. The Guild must really have deep pockets.
★The Guildsman prefer the Bardiche over many of the other types of bladed weapons.
★Despite the sissy sounding name, a Boarding Blade in the hands of a ravaging Pirate is a scary sight indeed!
★Purchase Order: 2 Swords
★Bear Hide Armor is lightweight, durable, and allows for quick, silent movement. Raiding Pirates tend to appreciate the benefits of this type of armor.
★Purchase Order: 2 Armors
★Purchase Order: 2 Shackles
★Deliver Purchase Order to Guildsman
★Deliver Purchase Orders
★"This took a lot of work, but it's going to result in a big payday!"
★Deliver Purchase Order to Pirate
★"The frontline Guild serfs need equipment to keep up their offensive. I have purchase orders coming in from the Consortium leaders."
★Have 2 Bardiches, 2 Crude Plate Mails, & 2 Reinforced Shackles
★"The front lines lackeys need equipment. I have orders for basic gear coming in from the Pirate fleet."
★Forge 2 Bear Hide Armors, 2 Boarding Blades, & 2 Reinforced Shackles
★Have 2 Crude Plate Mail in inventory
★Interrogate the Pirate for war secrets
★"Once the Advisor receives this intel, it will be spread to all neccessary parties in TownName."
★"We need solid enemy intel. I've invited a Pirate to my home under false pretenses. I must get them into an Interogation Chair and persuade by any means possible!"
★"We need solid enemy intel. I've invited a Pirate to my home under false pretenses. I must get them into an Interogation Chair and interrogate by any means possible!"
★Persuade the Pirate to give up war secrets
★"We need solid enemy intel. I must get a Pirate into an Interogation Chair by any means possible: use an existing chair, by one and place it at home, invite a Pirate over... WHATEVER it takes!"
★"We need solid enemy intel. I've invited a Guildsman to my home under false pretenses. I must get them into an Interogation Chair and persuade by any means possible!"
★"We need solid enemy intel. I've invited a Guildsman to my home under false pretenses. I must get them into an Interogation Chair and interrogate by any means possible!"
★Interrogate the Guildsman for war secrets
★Persuade the Guildsman for war secrets
★Pro-Guild Consortium Proclamation
★Pro-Pirate Proclamation
★Perfect! That's centered just right. Now everybody knows right from wrong. I posted it for everyone to see.
★Post a Pro-Pirate Proclamation
★Draft a Pro-Guild Consortium Proclamation
★Post a Pro-Guild Proclamation
★"This War is a terrible thing. Advice directly from the Watcher should encourage people to help pick sides correctly."
★Draft a Pro-Pirate Proclamation
★Threaten
★"A shady Tredonian merchant has slipped into TownName and is trying to buy up some of our valuable supplies. I need to make sure he gets the message to leave, and never come back."
★Threaten Merchant
★"A marauding pirate somehow got stranded in TownName, and is making a nuisance of himself. He must be subdued and arrested!"
★Brawl Marauding Pirate
★Practice making War Faces with the Pirate
★Practice War Face
★"To win this war, listen to my advice. Most importantly, you've got to look menacing. Come on - let me see your war face!"
★Practice making War Faces with the Guildsman
★Oh yeah - you're ready to go! I see you kicking a ton of enemy arse in the near future! Perhaps we'll train again soon! Good session.
★"Okay, first let's practice some hand-to-hand combat techniques."
★Brawl with the Pirate
★"That was good. Now let's test the quality of your swordplay..."
★Challenge the Guildsman to a Duel
★Brawl with the Guildsman
★Challenge the Pirate to a Duel
★This bag is filled with assorted rapiers, the Guildsmen's preferred weapon. It is chosen the most often. A gentleman's weapon, the rapier sure knows how to make a point. (Get it? 'Cause they're pointy.)
★Consortium Weaponry
★The bag is filled with used daggers, the preferred weapon of most Pirates. They might be used, but they are still sharp. Careful!
★Pirate Weaponry
★Ask to Sell Weapon Surplus
★"Maybe I can cheaply buy some of the Guild's weapons supply and arm the Pirates with them."
★Ask Guildsman to sell the Consortium's surplus weapons
★"Maybe I can cheaply buy some of the Pirate's weapons supply and arm the Guildsmen with them."
★Ask Pirate to sell off the Fleet's surplus weapons
★Hand over Weaponry
★"Imagine the look of surprise on the Guildmen's faces when they realize they're being stabbed with their own blades! They'll probably laugh."
★Hand the Guild weapons over to a Pirate
★"Imagine the look of surprise on the Pirate's faces when they realize they're being stabbed with their own daggers! They'll probably laugh."
★Hand the Pirate weapons over to a Guildsman
★No?!Blast! Who says there's a rule against selling weapons during wartime!?
★Excellent! I secured the arms. Now to just give them over to the enemy...
★"Okay, I see how this works. Palms need greasing..."
★Bribe the Guild into selling their Weapons
★Bribe the Pirates into selling their Weapons
★"How does this work? Exchange at the same time?"
★Buy the Weapons for ｧ100
★"There's a war going on! A pirate war! They're bound to get wounded sooner or later. I can make a killing off eyepatches!"
★Acquire 1000 Eyepatches
★Attack a Guildsman with a Parrot at the Forest Clearing
★Attack a Pirate with a Falcon at the Docks
★"I'll show those Pirates exactly what TownName thinks of them. How symbolic of me to use the Consortium mascot to humiliate the Pirates."
★Go to the Dock to Fly Parrots
★"I'll show those Guildsmen exactly what TownName thinks of them. How symbolic of me to use the Pirate mascot to humiliate the Consortium."
★Go to the Forest to fly Falcons
★Hahahaha. That'll show that stupid Guild Consortium!
★"I knew I'd find a good-for-nothing Guildsman here. Hold still while I call out my bird and issue the attack command!"
★"I knew I'd find a lazy Pirate here. Hold still while I call out my bird and issue the attack command!"
★Sic a Parrot on the Guild Emissary
★Sic a Falcon on the Pirate Emissary
★"Many War criminals are being tried in the courts. My advisor has thoughtfully provided me a docket summarizing the various GUILTY verdicts."
★Read the War Crimes Docket
★This particularly unsociable Guildsman was judged guilty of the heinous War Crimes of which they were accused. I take great pleasure in signing this arrest warrant!
★This particularly nasty pirate was judged guilty of the heinous War Crimes of which they were accused. I take great pleasure in signing this arrest warrant!
★"This sim has been found guilty of war crimes and must be punished accordingly."
★Sign Royal Arrest Warrant
★Send the Pirate to the Stocks
★Send the Guildsman to the Stocks
★"War Criminals will get the punishment they so richly deserve. Let this be a lesson to all who reside in TownName!"
★"With so many of these Tredonians flooding into TownName, I must take this opportunity to expand my congregation to a new audience."
★Convert a Tredonian to Peteran Faith
★"With so many of these pirates flooding into TownName, I must take this opportunity to expand my congregation to a new audience."
★Convert a Pirate to the Jacoban Faith
★"With so many of these pirates flooding into TownName, I must take this opportunity to expand my congregation to a new audience."
★Convert a Pirate to Peteran Faith
★"With so many of these Tredonians flooding into TownName, I must take this opportunity to expand my congregation to a new audience."
★Convert a Tredonian to the Jacoban Faith
★Advocate the Guild Consortium
★Advocate Piracy
★My voice is starting to go hoarse. I hoped I made the choice between right and wrong easy for everyone to understand.
★Thank the Watcher for the Church and these fine Pirates! I must spread the Good Word to assist in their victory!
★Thank the Watcher for the Church and these fine Guildsmen! I must spread the Good Word to assist in their victory!
★"I need to make sure I support the righteous warriors of this nasty War!"
★Bless a Guildsman with the Watcher's Favor
★Bless a Pirate with the Watcher's Favor
★2 Citrus Infusions
★"Take 2 of these and thank me in the morning."
★Give Pirate the Curative Rum Tonics
★"Stop squirming. This'll only take a second."
★"If my theory is correct, this antidote will help clear up our little outbreak in no time! Don't ask what happens if I'm incorrect!"
★Test Antidote on Merchant
★"The Consortium physicians are constantly running into new, unknown illnesses. When they're stumped, luckily they have me to help!"
★Research Symptoms at Archives
★"Pirates HATE taking their medicine. I'm reduced to hiding the tonic in their favorite drink (Captain Grimm's Blood Rum) like I would a child. Um... not that I'd give a child Blood Rum!"
★Have 2 Curative Rum Tonics in Inventory
★See? It's totally working. You look better already.It just takes a slight stabbing motion towards the neck to deliver this shot and you Guildsmen will be good as new. Spread the word.
★How much did that research actually help?I'm not sure, I guess it did generate a few theories for me to try out.
★Whisper Secret War Info
★"I'm not called the greatest spy in TownName for nothing! The Monarchy will be very interested in these war secrets..."
★Deliver Secret War Info to Monarchy
★Aha! They say loose lips sink ships. By that rationale, these secrets just sank half the pirate fleet!I must ensure the Monarchy gets this information...
★Aha! They say loose lips sink ships. By that rationale, these secrets just sank half the Guild fleet!I must ensure the Monarchy gets this information...
★"With luck, I'll catch this sim in some unguarded War talk: strategies, deployments, troop numbers, etc. I just have to time the eavesdrop when they're in a conversation."
★Eavesdrop on the Pirate's Conversation
★Eavesdrop on the Guildman's Conversation
★Why would someone write this down? It outlines their entire offensive strategy for the next battle. The Enemy is certainly going to find this information useful.
★Pirate Battle Plans
★Guild Consortium Battle Plans
★Hand over Battle Plans
★"These plans are certain to help TownName. The royalty will be so pleased with me!"
★Hand over Battle Plans to Advisor
★"The Monarchy wants me to pickpocket war documents off Pirates, and gave me a sweet Ethereal Elixir to make my job easier!"
★"The Monarchy wants me to pickpocket war documents off Guildsman, and gave me a sweet Ethereal Elixir to make my job easier!"
★Pickpocket the Guildsman after drinking Ethereal Elixir
★Pickpocket the Pirate after drinking Ethereal Elixir
★SimTitle0 acquired some valuable troop movement information that will help keep TownName safe.
★"Now that I'm virtually undetectable, I can easily pickpocket those war documents the Monarchy is so interested in..."
★Pickpocket the Guildsman while Invisible
★"With all of the trouble we've been having with pirates of late, acquiring some information is always useful for TownName. I'll have to lure a victim into an interrogation chair."
★Interrogate a Pirate
★"With all of the trouble we've been having with Tredony of late, acquiring some information is always useful for TownName. I'll have to lure a victim into an interrogation chair..."
★Torture a Tredonian
★Deliver the Phylactery
★There we go. I think my actions have nudged us towards the optimal future.
★"This War could really upset economic forces and destabilize the entire region. Our financial investments must be able to weather this storm!"
★Scry into the future of the War
★"I can't take any chances. I need to get involved (just a little) to tip the scale in my favor."
★Curse a Pirate
★Curse a Merchant
★"There's been a dearth of fiddle music lately, and taking up the instrument will give the entire kingdom a boost!"(Fiddles can be bought from the Village Shoppe)Songs Played: 1000
★Play 4 Fiddle Songs
★"A few fiddle songs would cheer everyone up and keep the kingdom happy."(Fiddles can be bought from the Village Shoppe)Songs Played: 1000
★Play 2 Fiddle Songs
★"The Kingdom needs everyone to pitch in and make some gruel for the Royal Larder."Gruels Collected: 1001
★Have 2 Gruels in Inventory
★"I'm behind on my gruel-making! I need to supply the Kingdom with 5 gruels, and soon."Gruels Collected: 1001
★Have 5 Gruels in Inventory
★"A Kingball match would liven up the day!"
★Win a Kingball Match
★"I need to remember to pay my taxes at the messenger post."
★Pay Taxes
★"My taxes are way behind! I need to get to a messenger post immediately to pay them."
★Pay Back Taxes plus Levies
★"I'm behind on my taxes. I should stop by my local messenger post today."
★Pay Back Taxes
★"I forgot to pay homage to the Monarch! I must petition for forgiveness."
★"Ignoring the Monarch is never a good idea, but I've heard that a friendly hug can solve everything."
★Hug It Out
★"I haven't been very social lately. Making a new friend will help."
★Make a New Friend
★"I should get to know some of my neighbors if this Kingdom is to thrive."Sims Chatted With: 1000
★Chat with 5 Sims
★Absolve for 2 Hours
★"Giving someone the Blessing of The Watcher is one of the most selfless things I can do. And it would do wonders for the reputation of the Jacoban church!"
★Bestow Watcher's Blessing
★Discuss Watcher
★Discuss Watcher with 2 Jacobans
★"Jacobans are being a bit lax about attendance, and no wonder! My lack of communication with them has driven them from the church. Absolving some of them may be enough to get them back in the pews."Sims Absolved: 1000
★Absolve 5 Jacobans
★"The Jacobans in the kingdom need to be aware of the importance of The Watcher's ever-present eye on their actions. Absolving for a while at my pulpit will get their attention."Time Remaining: String0
★Absolve 2 Jacobans
★"Discussing The Watcher with fellow Jacobans helps strengthen all of our faiths and their ties with the Jacoban church."Sims Discussed With: 1000
★Chat with 2 Jacobans
★"A sermon to spread the word of The Watcher will help solidify the church's hold on the hearts and minds of this kingdom."
★Give a Sermon