★Now THAT kiss was killer! Wouldn't you say, SimTitle1?
★Oh, what a surprise, dying on us like that. She was a creep anyway.
★I secretly wanted her to die anyway after she laughed at my armor two days ago.
★Now I need to purge the poison from my system. Is there a chamberpot around here?
★I'll just ask nicely. Don't want to draw too much attention.
★I need to decide how I'm going to handle this before the truth serum wears off!
★Phew, made it.Now THAT was enlightening. What should I do?
★I remember it smelled like grassweed and bloodmoss around the victims&
★Yes, that's it! I've figured out how to make the toxin that the Monarch has used. Now, to craft some.
★I need to interrogate the imposter quickly, before the truth serum wears off!
★Perfect. The poison is all over my lips, and the antidote is safely in my blood. Time for the imposter's last kiss.
★I need to GET OUT OF HERE before the serum wears off!
★Hey! I& I feel all warm. Did I eat a rainbow in my lady stomach?
★"Sometimes death is the best cure."
★"Time for my daily trip to the post box. I hope Guillermo is still alive. He's my favorite."
★Mail the Get-Well Letter
★ If I don't find a chamberpot in the next two hours, I may die of poisoning. This is the last step to success!
★Purge Poison (on chamberpot)
★ I'll kiss the imposter any way I can. But& what if I like it?
★Assassinate the Monarch with a Kiss
★SimTitle2 is telling me what I need to hear. I'll just keep listening.
★"Keep Listening"
★The Monarch used to be nice, but something has changed. Get to the bottom of it.
★The Monarch was hiking taxes, executing townsfolk, and otherwise being really mean. Someone would have to find out what was going on with the Queen and then kill her.(Seriously, you will permanently kill the Monarch in this quest.)
★Royal Assassination
★Invitations to the Celebration
★Summons from the Throne
★So I need to invite some of the Monarch's closest friends. But who are they? I bet the advisor would know. I should seek him out and earn his trust. (Currently, to simulate this, friendly hug the monarch)
★The invitations on their way. Time to report back to the Monarch and see what kind of entertainment he wants. A simple chat will do.
★Time to get those invites to their recipients! Drop them off at a nearby messenger post at your earliest convenience. (Send Personal Letter interaction)
★I've received a summons from throne and should make haste to ask SimName2 what the matter is! This must be important.
★You've discovered the right people to invite. Now put quill to parchment and write out some proper invitations. You can use the Monarch's writing desk and the kingdom's official seal. (Or, for now, kneel before the throne twice)
★This kingdom needs a celebration! I charge you with inviting a few of my closest friends and arranging all the entertainment. You can handle that, can't you?
★An official note of thanks, marked with the seal of the kingdom.
★Note of Thanks
★Ask about Luffenting
★"Someone around here should know about Luffenting. Gathering a bit more information will help me make my decision on where to vacation."
★Ask Someone about Luffenting
★Ask about Smortlee
★"Such a glowing review of Luffenting! Perhaps someone else has something to say about the city of Smortlee."
★Ask Someone about Smortlee
★Ask about Vacation Destinations
★"SimFirstName1 is usually a good resource for information, and vacation destinations should be no different."
★Ask SimTitle1 about Vacation Destinations
★Now that's a stew.What a great reward at the end of a grand vacation. I should write a proper note of thanks to the Smortlee Culinary Center.
★"This is the best gift those Smortleans could have sent!Now to kick back and learn all about the preparation and cooking process. Followed by making and eating my first homemade Smortlee Stew, of course!"
★Learn, Cook, and Eat Smortlee Stew
★"I should see if I can try to create the Smortlee Stew I had from memory. One of these recipes may be the right one."
★Try to Create Smortlee Stew
★"I should see if I can try to create the Luffenting Wine I had from memory. One of these recipes may be the right one."
★Try to Create Luffenting Wine
★That's what I'm talking about.What a great reward at the end of a grand vacation. I should write a proper note of thanks to the Luffenting Brew Academy.
★"This is the best gift those Luffentans could have sent!Now to kick back and learn all about the brewing process. Followed by brewing and drinking my first homemade Luffenting Ale, of course!"
★Learn, Brew, and Drink Luffenting Ale
★"I should see if I can try to create the Luffenting Ale I had from memory. One of these recipes may be the right one."
★Try to Create Luffenting Ale
★"This is the best gift those Luffentans could have sent!Now to kick back and learn all about the brewing process. Followed by brewing and drinking my first homemade Luffenting Wine, of course!"
★Learn, Brew, and Drink Luffenting Wine
★"A little bit of practice on the training dummy will have me in fighting shape should Smortlee send me a new sword."Practice Time Remaining: String0
★Practice on Training Dummy for 2 Hours
★So where should SimTitle0 go?
★Village of Luffenting
★City of Smortlee
★The royal holiday was over, and the kingdom was plunged once more into the drudgery of daily life.
★As the carrier pigeon flew off into the sky, carrying the official note of thanks, SimTitle0 sighed contentedly.The vacation had gone well, SimFirstName0 had learned something new, and she would now be able to return to her duties as Monarch with a renewed fervor.SimFirstName0 looked out onto the horizon and smiled. And, just for a moment, it almost seemed as if the entire kingdom smiled with her.
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★Vacation to Smortlee
★"I've made my decision. Now time to get on that boat and head out on vacation!"
★Vacation to Luffenting
★What a fantastic trip! What a delicious ale!I must get the recipe, and regret not asking for it while I was in Luffenting. I should send a letter to the Luffenting Brewmaster immediately.
★A letter has arrived!"We at the Luffenting Brew Academy take great pride in our brews and are happy to hear that you enjoyed one while visiting.As a token of our appreciation, we have enclosed a book detailing the recipe you asked for. Please, spread the word about Luffenting, and happy brewing!"
★A letter has arrived!"While we at the Smortlee Blacksmiths Council appreciate your interest in our swords, we cannot be giving our secrets of the forge to anyone who visits.We have sent a local knight to test your prowess in swordplay. If you can defeat her, she shall release our metalworking methods to you."
★Well, Your Highness, there are two places that I would recommend.The first is a small town called Luffenting nestled among cozy rolling hills. The other is the bustling city of Smortlee.Some of our villagers may know more about these places, so I would encourage walking amongst the people and hearing what they have to say.
★It was all a bit much.The peasants who came and petitioned for absurdly expensive whale hunts. The foreign diplomats who wanted more funding for their pet projects. The howling of the chinchillas that rose from the forest each night.It was time for a royal holiday, and fast. But where to go? SimTitle0 resolved to ask her advisor, who always provided sound advice.
★The city of Smortlee was quite the scene and the tournament I attended was the height of excitement.There was one sword there that was of particular interest to me - a local work that seemed to harness a mystic power.I must write the Smortlee blacksmith immediately to see if I can get the forge recipe and have someone make such a blade for me.
★A letter has arrived!"We at the Smortlee Culinary Center received your request for the recipe to our famed Smortlee Stew. While we don't often give it out, your heartfelt love for our soup warmed the cauldrons of our collective hearts.In return for the joy you have given us, please accept as a gift the enclosed book, which details the preparation of our famous stew."
★What a fantastic trip! What a delicious wine!I must get the recipe, and regret not asking for it while I was in Luffenting. I should send a letter to the Luffenting Brewmaster immediately.
★While the bustle of Smortlee isn't for everyone, there's always something there that'll entertain. They revel in spectacle and have daily tournaments and feasts.I had a grand time and would recommend a visit to Smortlee to anyone.
★Ah, yes, I have been to Luffenting. Quite a trip it was.The people are quite friendly, but the ales and wines--oh! The ales and wines...They were simply the best drinks I have ever drunk!
★The city of Smortlee was quite the scene and the feast I attended was the height of extravagance.There was one stew there that was of particular interest to me - a local recipe that seemed to bring my taste buds to life.I must write the Smortlee chefs immediately to see if I can get the recipe.
★"I need a vacation!"
★The request has been sent off to Smortlee, but I don't feel satisfied just sitting around.I wonder if I can make it myself from memory.
★"I should head over to a messenger post and drop off my letter to the Smortlee chefs in the hopes that they respond with their delicious stew recipe."
★The letter is written and there is only one thing left to do: drop it in the messenger post and send it on its way!
★"In return for their generous gift, I should take a moment and retire to my writing desk to write an official note of thanks."
★Write Note of Thanks
★I've sent the request to Luffenting. But I can't just sit around waiting; my craving is too strong! Maybe I can rebuild the drink from memory...
★"Time to hit the messenger post and send that request for the Luffenting ale recipe."
★Send Request for Recipe
★"Time to wrap up this vacation by dropping my note of thanks at the nearest messenger post."
★Send Letter of Thanks
★I've sent the request off to Smortlee, but I should do a bit of practicing while I'm waiting for the reply.All this thinking of swords has got me in the fighting spirit!
★"Here's hoping that the blacksmith of Smortlee responds to my request for the sword recipe. The first step is sending him a letter via the messenger post."
★"Time to visit the local messenger box and send out a request for that wine recipe from Luffenting I enjoyed so much."
★Looks like I can still hold my own against a swordswoman, even from Smortlee.With this victory, I also gained a book that SimTitle2 had on her. This should hold the secrets to the Smortlee sword, and I should get it to a local blacksmith when I get the chance.For now, I should repay the challenge of a good fight and this valuable book by writing the Smortlee Blacksmiths Council an official note of thanks.
★"I have been trained in combat most of my life. Defeating this fighter from Smortlee will gain me the knowledge I seek."
★Challenge and Defeat SimTitle2 in a Duel
★A vacation, a break, a little time off.No matter what the name, a Monarch is entitled to one every now and then.
★A Little Time Off
★Monarch's New Trunks
★Everyone needed to take a vacation sometimes, even a Monarch. Ruling over the people had become a bit tiresome and the time had come to take a trip somewhere that might offer a bit of a break from the day-to-day toils of being the most powerful Sim in the kingdom.
★YOWZA YOWZA
★Royal Holiday
★YOWZA YOWZA
★Bloodletter's License
★Imperial Inspection
★This license is crisp and clean!
★"What is expected for this review?"
★"SimTitle2 cannot even do me the dignity of handling my royal review herself, but pawned me off on a subordinate."
★Get the Details of the Review from SimTitle1
★Research the Latest Medical Theories
★Study Medical Treatments (Research at Archives)
★ I'll need a fresh supply of curative herbs. HARVEST 5 VALOROOT
★ Bad blood does not just drain itself. COLLECT 5 LEECHES
★"I'll further educate myself in medicine!"
★"I'll replenish my curative stock!"
★Where will SimTitle0 begin the renewal process?
★With a resigned sigh, SimTitle1 took down a faded paper from the wall, the words Bloodletter License in elegant script barely discernable at its top. Only the Monarch could authorize a fresh replacement. Best start by showing the proper respect, on bended knee, to SimTitle2.
★Petition the Monarch for License.Now that you have the Monarch's ear, you can request to renew your "Bloodletter's License."
★Make a request to renew your "Bloodletter's License" while the Monarch is holding court on the throne.
★Use QuestTemplate Interaction...on the King's FACE!
★Expired Bloodletter License
★Expired Medical License
★Renewed "Bloodletter's" License
★An out of date 'Bloodletter's License' bearing the royal seal of TownName.
★SimTitle1's mind had already returned to the Clinic and tasks still awaiting her attention. With the fees paid and a royal approval, I can get back to work as the kingdom's official Bloodletter.'
★ Perhaps, I can convince my patient to speak with SimTitle2 on my behalf. There can be no question of my worth to the kingdom in the face of genuine acclaim.
★Ask for Recommendation
★Give Medical Consultation
★Teach Medical Findings
★Receive Royal License
★Report Accomplishments
★Receive Royal License from SimTitle2
★Report Accomplishments to SimTitle2
★Return to the Clinic
★Gingerly stowing the royal permit inside one of many hidden pouches, SimTitle0 mused aloud: The job of a doctor is never done. At least now I can continue my work officially, once I post this license in my clinic.
★Return to your Clinic
★SimTitle2 promptly did the mental math and pronounced: I'll need a good supply of seeds for the salves and grassweed for the tonics.
★Quickly checking a hand-scrawled list, SimTitle2 thought: For two weak tonics and two weak salves, I'll need at least four fresh sprigs of Valoroot.
★SimTitle2 repeated another ancient saying of health practitioners: Bad blood does not just drain itself.
★ Health salves can alleviate any number of injuries, from minor bear bites to severe burns from pit-beast saliva.
★Gather 4 Grassweed and 4 Seeds
★Harvest 1000 Valoroot
★Collect 3 Fresh Leeches
★Craft 1000 Weak Health Salves
★Craft 1000 Weak Curative Tonics
★ My liege is a busy ruler; there is naught left to do, but to request the renewal of my license, whilst she holds court.
★Ah, SimTitle0, I see it's time for the royal review of your practice. This is a simple but necessary formality for the benefit of TownName.Before we can authorize the renewal of your 'Bloodletter's License', an audit of the clinic must be performed. Just go about your regular duties and I have no doubt this will be a trivial test of your incredible talents.
★Looking fondly about her orderly clinic, for once not crowded with ailing peasants, the gaze of SimTitle0 finally settled on a faded missive posted on the wall near the operation table.Eyeing the faint scrawl and crumbling wax seal, SimFirstName0 sighed. It was time again to curry royal favor, pay some professional dues and renew her 'Bloodletter's License.'
★While honing my bedside manner is always a helpful exercise, it certainly won't earn my renewed license any quicker. I'd better dispense with the idle pleasantries, and get down to some serious groping and prodding...all in the name of healthcare, of course.
★Greetings, SimTitle0, I thank you for your visit and appreciate the formality of your request. However, I cannot blindly sign my name to your renewed license on courtesies alone. I need to make sure that your clinic is still operating with the typical efficiency that we have come to rely upon. You may see my advisor for the particulars.
★We are grateful for your practice, and do apologize for the formality of this licensing process. Please deposit the meager renewal fee and your old license in the post, while we confer with our advisor and your dutiful patient.
★No?! I have cured illnesses from untold peasants and mended the gashes of more nobles than I can count.Yet, I must now demonstrate my value again to SimTitle1 in order to renew my license.
★More medicine than I can use is better than having less than I need! And that leaves extra for me, if I ever want to indulge myself...
★Now it's time for some hands-on use of my new knowledge.
★There was an old adage that seemed particularly apt at this moment: A stocked operating table is an effective operating table.
★ Good things come from taking regular inventory of my crafting station& like the time I found my patient's missing kidney hidden behind a dusty bottle!
★ A few extra tonics will help cure even the most virulent of illnesses, stated SimTitle2, to no one in particular.
★Check Stock of the Crafting Station
★ A mandatory license renewal fee? It's as if my worth can only be counted in coin, rather than the healthy lives of the people.
★ I can always craft more medicine for myself. The village shoppe and its peasant clientele could benefit from my extra stock.
★Check the Stock at the Operating Table
★Deposit License Payment (at Messenger Post)
★Send Research Notes to Royal Advisor("Send Personal Letter")
★Visit the Village Shoppe
★*Sigh* Only SimTitle2 can authorize a fresh replacement of this faded parchment that is my license.
★ It is the responsibility of any good doctor to maintain a solid rapport with patients. Patients Consulted: 1000 / 3
★ It satisfies me to be able to ease the troubles of these hard-working citizens, what with their aches and pains and all. Patients Diagnosed: 1000 / 2
★SimTitle1 determined at least one patient could benefit from rigorous first aid. After all, nothing beats preventive medicine.
★Kneel before the Throne
★ My assistant, SimTitle2, should also be educated on the latest of medical findings.
★Instruct SimTitle2 on Recent Medical Findings
★Give a Medical Consultation to 3 People
★Diagnose 2 Patients
★Provide First Aid to 1 Patient
★Without a fully-licensed physician supporting the kingdom, the people of TownName would be susceptible to every germ that floated by.
★SimTitle0 was happy to get a renewed license up on her wall. There was always back alley medicine if the licensed clinic fell through, but you couldn't charge nearly as much.
★Primary Hero:" Physician-------------------------------------Supporting Character:" Monarch
★License Granter
★"Royal approval requires proof of worth."
★A record of latest breakthroughs in leech-craft and balancing humors.
★Medical Journal
★A collection of papers detailing a bold new theory on the correlation between poor hygiene and the spread of disease.
★Research Notes
★"I bet the village shoppe would have 'Mucus Operandi.' I mean, they have more forms of mucus than I care to think about."
★Purchase and Read 'Mucus Operandi'
★A gripping dissertation on subject of phlegm kept me turning the pages. The author must have done extensive research, or written from a wealth of personal experience. Either way, the theories posited in the text have opened both my mind and my sinuses.
★My medical archives lack some of the more recent publications in the field of health. This is a great opportunity to catch up on some new reading.
★Petition SimTitle2 for License Renewal
★ A stocked Operating Table is an effective Operating Table. ADD INGREDIENTS TO OPERATING TABLE
★ It's a good practice to take regular inventory of my Crafting Station. CHECK STOCK OF CRAFTING STATION
★ My pharmaceutical devices should be prepared. CRAFT ITEM AT CRAFTING STATION
★ One never knows when medicine may be needed. CRAFT 3 WEAK HEALTH SALVES
★ One never knows when medicine may be needed. CRAFT 3 WEAK CURATIVE TONICS
★ Mandatory License Renewal Fee?! DEPOSIT 100 Simoles IN MESSENGER POST
★Make Sword (1 Hour)Practice Crafting a ShortSword for an hour to hone your skills. Duration interaction node test.
★ I need royal approval to practice my bloody craft.
★ A copy of my research in the hands of SimTitle2 will help support my request for a new license.
★ My foreign peers will be able to blood-let twice as quickly with my findings!
★ My findings on contagious diseases are stunning! I should document them for posterity. Medical Notes Written: 1000 / 2
★Send off research notes
★Send a Copy of Research Notes to SimTitle2
★Share Research with Colleagues in Tredony
★Write Medical Notes (at Scribe's Table)
★ With the fees paid, and approval received I can honestly claim the title of Blood-Letter.' ACQUIRE LISENCE FROM MONARCH( QuestTemplateInteraction with Monarch Sim)
★With the clinical preparations complete, SimTitle1 realized it was time for the practical application of their medical knowledge. There remained an important step before giving check-ups and administering treatment: It is the responsibility of any good doctor to maintain a good rapport with their patients.
★Upon hearing of the minor aches and pains from the hard-working citizens, SimTitle1 felt some small satisfaction of being able to ease their troubles. Let's put my knowledge to the test and give some check-ups to these people in need.
★After a thorough check of their vitals, and brief analysis of their various conditions, SimTitle1 determined at least one of their patients could benefit from a bit of first aid. After all, nothing beats preventive medicine.
★Awash with feelings of accomplishment and the thanks of restored patients, SimTitle1 eyed the next destination, the imposing stone edifice of the royal keep.
★Pay Homage to Monarch
★ My assistant should be instructed in the latest of medical practices. TRAIN NURSE [1 Hour]( QuestTemplateInteraction on Nurse NPC)
★Even as a doctor, your gory practice is not exempt from royal review.Keep your Clinic stocked with medicine, maintain a knowledgeable staff, and establish a good rapport with your patients. If you don't, you might not be able to renew your Bloodletter's License.
★It was a constant chore for SimTitle1 to study medical theory at the archives, and stay abreast of the latest understanding in the strange field of science. Remaining Research Time: String0
★It is imperative for a Physician to be an expert in the field of medicine. Long hours of study are a standard responsibility of any good Saw-bones.
★The factual account of the Monarch's rise to power, as authored by the advisor.
★The amazing adventures of the young Monarch detailed in autobiographical form, just as entertaining as they are embellished.
★Royal Biography, Chapter 1
★Royal Memoirs: the Early Years
★Dictate Biography from Scribe Table
★ Just as my citizens owe respect to me, so do I owe respect to them. Citizens Hailed: 1000 / 3
★"There is no better way to know the heart of my people than a good, old-fashioned conversation."
★Confer about Kingdom Rule
★Hail
★Hail
★Converse in-depth
★Hail 3 Citizens
★Converse with a Subject In-depth
★ My coastal kingdom relies on commerce from the high seas. An inspection of the harbor would be most beneficial.
★Just beyond the kingdom proper, a great expanse of ancient trees dominated the horizon.
★ I take for granted how imposing my home can be. I think I shall visit the town square, to better see understand the viewpoint of my subjects.
★A well-traveled path ran beneath the Castle gates and over the rolling countryside to a cluster of homes nestled down-country, in a nearby valley. While they do not reside within my walls, the industrious towns-folk are still my subjects and are deserving of my royal attention.
★Travel to the Castle Courtyard
★Journey to the Docks
★Travel to the Forest Clearing
★Travel to the Town Square
★Visit the Town Square
★ I do cut an impressive figure. I should take a moment to appreciate it.
★"It is a lot of work being this attractive and making it look easy."
★Reflect on Regality in Mirror
★Admire self in mirror
★Groom Self at a Mirror
★Admire regal look
★Licking parched lips, SimTitle0 decried: While I normally do not sully myself with chores, a goblet of Mulled or Sweet Wine from my own hands would be quite refreshing.
★A low rumble emanated from SimTitle0's gut. I need not servants to solve this problem. I think I can handle cooking a stew of Eel, or Frog...no Rabbit, or perhaps Venison!
★Brew Drink in Cask
★Cook and enjoy one of several meaty stews
★Brew and enjoy a nice Sweet Wine from the cask
★"I will test my domestic skill by home-brewing strong drink!"
★"I will practice domestic skills by cooking hearty stew, a classic!"
★What shall SimTitle0 prepare?
★"I will admire my stunningly regal appearance."
★"I will groom my royal self."
★Practice speech in front of a mirror
★How will SimTitle0 work on her confidence?
★Which location will SimTitle0 travel to?
★"I'll go to the forest!"
★"I'll visit the village!"
★"I will inspect the royal keep."
★"I will tour TownName's holdings."
★Where will SimTitle0 direct her regal attention?
★My rule starts from the throne. I shall put my house in order, and the rest of the kingdom will follow suit.
★Survey complete! But enough dawdling, the Kingdom requires my attention.
★All I behold is mine, to shape and rule as I see fit. But how will I lead this land to its rightful place in the annals of history?
★So much majesty to behold! Where shall I begin my review? Touring the civic spaces? Or, a trip to the surrounding outskirts?
★"The castle was built for defense rather than comfort. But if we die of winter chill, there will be nobody to defend. I will check the working order of our fire."
★"Now that is some good biography. Or at least, a good start. I must send it away to the monks of the Great Eyebrary for transcribing."
★"No sense in delaying any further. Let me see what abounds around TownName."
★"I have a vision for the future and aspirations of grandeur. Someone should definitely write a biography on me."
★ It seems TownName's resident pet' is always growling in hunger, just like my stomach! A royal feeding of choice meat will help the beast know its proper master.
★ It seems TownName's resident pet' is always growling in hunger, just like my stomach! A royal feeding of choice meat will help the beast know its proper master.
★ While they do not reside within my walls, the industrious villagefolk are still my subjects and are deserving of my royal attention."
★ What manner of things are we transporting via ship?
★ My current regalia is becoming a bit worn, even though I've only worn it for six hundred days straight. I need a new outfit.
★"Who knew that all those years of playing with figurines as a child would finally pay off?!"Scenarios Practiced: 1000 / 2
★"I have learned much in such a brief review of TownName. Time to put this knowledge into practice and exert my royal will...with laws!"
★ A sea-worthy vessel indeed. I would enjoy a quick sail along the coast with her.
★Send Personal Letter
★"Is that a speck of grime hiding beneath my fingernail? I am aghast! Begone, foul speck!"
★From Scribe Table, Ask Advisor to Write Writ
★Confer about Kingdom Rule with SimTitle2
★Dictate Biography to SimTitle2 on the scribe table
★Feed the Pit Beast
★Visit the Distant Village Shoppe
★Go for a Royal Hunt in the Forest
★Warm Hands by the Fire
★Board the Ship
★Create an outfit from the dresser
★Propose and Pass a Royal Edict
★Sail Along the Coast
★Send Personal Letter
★Freshen up at a Wash Bucket or Take a Bath
★"My rule will be the stuff of ballads for generations to come."
★"Let see how well my adventures transfer to the written word."
★"With my innate eloquence properly applied to the scribe table, the story of my rule will be the stuff of ballads for generations to come."
★Read the Biography Aloud (self interaction)
★Send off Royal Memoirs from Messenger Post
★Practice Military Scenarios
★Write Royal Memoirs
★SimTitle1 listened to bits of a dozen faint conversations of her subjects going about their various daily duties that kept her realm running.
★Chat with 3 of your Subjects:(Chats completed: 1000)
★Test Stocks by Locking up a Citizen
★Return to Stocks to Release the Innocent Victim
★In order for TownName to succeed, it needed a Monarch that the people felt confident in. And, in turn, the Monarch had to be confident in the kingdom. Anything less than that was a road to disaster.
★With a sigh of relief and contentment, SimTitle0 headed back to the castle, proud of the fact that her kingdom operated in such an honorable and majestic manner.
★With the passing of that edict paving the way for new ties with my allies, TownName is stronger than when I awoke this morning.But all are not friends. It would be smart to run through a few possible military scenarios.
★No, no, SimTitle1, this is all wrong. It reads like a Jacoban sermon. Where is the action? The adventure? The great romance?! Stand aside, I'll just have to add my own literary flavor.
★While I'm here, I might as well check if my stockades are functioning and the constable is hard at work. Sadly, I lack a guilty test subject for the stocks so... time to improvise.
★The crafters and traders of TownName are an industrious lot; this ship is stocked with crates containing all manner of goods bound for foreign ports.The real question is: how does she sail?
★I must say, my liege, you are looking every bit the divine ruler of TownName...But that is neither here nor there. Relations with our neighbors could stand a bit of strengthening; your voice is needed to solidify our diplomacy.
★Returning from the outskirts of TownName, a sudden stiff breeze carried the salty tang of the ocean, instantly bringing thoughts of nautical adventures to SimFirstName0.
★Now that I have laid out my finery for many days hence, a quick rinse will keep my royal personage minty fresh.
★Now there's a good-looking monarch! But looks alone are not enough to rule, I must lead through confidence. And I know just the thing to boost the ol' royal ego even more.
★You have my sincerest apologies. Rest assured you have done nothing to warrant a trip to the stocks. I just had to ensure our system of justice was functioning. Have some coin to accompany my regrets.
★Thank you, SimTitle0. It is a rare ruler indeed who listens to the gripes of humble subjects. Sometimes life in TownName can be tough for us commoners, but I feel better knowing we have a compassionate liege to look after us. May The Watcher bless you.
★"My vision guides this kingdom."
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★"With all my dutiful servants around, I rarely get a chance to drink from my well as my people do."
★Sample TownName's Water Supply
★The perfunctory actions of state usually won out over the personal freedoms of the populace...today would be no different.
★ After subjugating a commoner, I should offer amends to retain authority and respect.
★"It is often good to walk amongst the people to see my bustling kingdom first-hand."
★Walk around TownName
★The Monarch, more than anyone, was responsible for the development and well-being of the kingdom. To get out amongst the masses and put the keep in order was to ensure the vision of an illustrious future for all of TownName.
★"The uncharted wilds that border my land can be as dangerous as they are valuable to my realm. A wise ruler such as myself would learn their secrets.
★Ask for a Recommendation
★As a loyal and productive member of TownName, a tradesperson's livelihood was a boon to the people and thus beholden to the bidding of the kingdom. As such, regular royal review was required to garner the sanction of the throne to continue plying a trade.
★Royal Review
★Fraternal Order of the Guild Consortium
★This fake news story documents the pirates' loss at the hands of the Guild. It's absolute rubbish, but many sims will fall for the gag before they find out the truth.
★Fake Pirate Proclamation
★A steaming pile of... um... man mud... was issued as a "reward" for mediocre performance on the 1st-person-test. Now you're stuck with it. Hooray?
★Steaming Pile of "Present"
★The Elder Guild member owns:1 full suit of plate mail4 valuable tunics3 pairs of silken leggings1 shield with Guild Consortium inscription2 pairs of sturdy leather boots3 richly detailed belts7 plain undergarments
★Chest of Dirty Laundry
★Not many pledges made it through the grueling experience known as Rush Week. Some couldn't handle the ridicule, some couldn't handle the pressure, and some just couldn't handle the commitment. For whatever the reason, those failed pledges shared a common title throughout the Guild circles: Loser.
★The Guild Consortium recruited a strong new member on that fateful day. The Pirate threat faced extermination at the hands of the Heroes quickly joining the battle. The iron boot of Guild stability was being firmly stomped onto the throats of their enemies.
★Hand Over Pirate Panties
★"I hope the Guildsmen are happy. These undergarments are soiled and... well, totally disgusting."
★Hand SimTitle1 the Pirate Panties
★"I'm supposed to speak with you."
★"You unfairly overcharge the low class."
★"Pledge knows that the village hates you!"
★"What do you want to know about yourself?"
★"They told me you're quite the employer!"
★"I can answer any question about you!"
★"I discovered that you tier pricing according to class."
★"How can I help you today, Guildsman?"
★Pay another ｧ20
★Pay Child ｧ20
★"Is there a task suitable for Pledge?"
★Hand Over Bird
★"That bird is scratching the heck out of me right now, but it's all worth it to join the Consortium!"
★Hand the birdnapped Mascot to SimTitle1
★"I'm so sorry about your parrot."
★"Now I'll switch the real mascot with this dead bird and tell SimTitle1 that her parrot was so ill that his head fell off..."
★Notify parrot's next of kin
★"The Pirates stole everything!"
★"Fetch me the armor I dropped."
★"There were 7 tunics."
★"Pledge is pleased to meet you."
★"Pledge says 12!"
★Make a Spectacle
★"Tell Pledge about the Guildsman."
★"You strike down enemies with a single blow!"
★"I was waylaid!"
★"I've heard enemies run from you."
★Press for Details
★"So it's true - the Consortium is looking for new recruits. Maybe SimFirstName1 can tell me more."
★Press SimTitle1 for more details
★Spread Fake Pirate Story
★"SimTitle1 is a known bigmouth. She can't help it. The best way to spread this rumor is to just tell her to keep it secret!"
★Spread Rumors to the Town Crier
★"How can I join the Guild?"
★"I want to join up with the Guild for the respect (and discounts) the rank entails. Where do I sign?"
★Ask SimTitle1 about joining the Guild
★"Pledge says 21."
★"I hear you just backstab!"
★"It's 21 - I'm certain!"
★"Can you give me any info?"
★"If anyone around TownName can tell Pledge about the elder Guild members, it'll be SimTitle1."
★Question SimTitle1 about SimFirstName2
★"You fight face-to-back; not face-to-face."
★"I know you fleece the peasants for profit."
★"Let's talk more about YOU."
★"I think I am ready to continue my tests with SimTitle1."
★Check in with SimTitle1
★"12 sounds right to me."
★"I hear you're just a common kidnapper."
★"You provide the kids much needed jobs!"
★"Everyone is laughing at me now."
★"Anything else, Elder?"
★Reassure about Parrot
★"I'll do my best, but you're best off waiting for me at the docks. I'll return to you with tidings."
★Reassure SimTitle1 that the parrot will recover
★"Take this bird medicine."
★"What can I say to get SimTitle1 to accept this poison?"
★Trick SimTitle1 into accepting Drugged Bird Feed
★Ask to Join Consortium
★Ask to Join the Guild Consortium
★"You smartly charge the poor for services rendered."
★"Go to the bottom of the well."
★"There were 4 tunics."
★Ask for Guild Disguise
★"Perhaps SimTitle1 can assist in this prank by pointing me towards a good Consortium disguise. I need to look like SimTitle2 for this to work."
★Ask SimTitle1 for a suitable disguise
★Beg for Forgiveness
★"Interested in a job?"
★"Poor children are always scurrying about underfoot. Shouldn't be hard to find one. Half the money now - the other upon completion of the job..."
★Hire a Child for ｧ20
★"I just have to access the disguise sitting in my inventory, equip it, and change into it..."
★Change into Ghost Disguise
★"Pledge read this in 'Guild Exploits Vol. I' during her research. Does Pledge remember the correct answer?"
★Why do the villagers love SimTitle1?
★"Now that Pledge has done a bit of research, Pledge is ready to answer questions about SimTitle1."
★Return to SimTitle1
★"Go fetch me the armor! And quick!"
★Tell Child how to proceed
★After reading the book mouse over the buff "Guild Exploits Vol. III" to see what was written.
★Read Guild ExploitsVol. III
★"Pledge read this in 'Guild Exploits Vol. II' during her research. Does Pledge remember the correct answer?"
★Discuss SimTitle1's honor on the battlefield
★"I have to call myself Pledge from now on. With luck, the Guildsmen will like me. Oops! I mean, with luck the Guildsmen will like PLEDGE."
★Change into the (new and improved) Grim Reaper Disguise
★Read Guild ExploitsVol. II
★"I put the armor into my inventory. I just have to equip it and change into it to see how it feels..."
★Try on the Disguise
★"Wow, that was something else. I hope that SimFirstName1 is finished with me."
★Return and Speak with SimTitle1
★After reading the book mouse over the buff "Guild Exploits Vol. II" to see what was written.
★After reading the book mouse over the buff "Guild Exploits Vol. I" to see what was written.
★Read Guild ExploitsVol. I
★After reading the book mouse over the buff "Guild Pledge Recited" to see the anthem's lyrics.
★Read (and memorize) Consortium Crawl
★"Pledge read this in 'Guild Exploits Vol. III' during her research. Does Pledge remember the correct answer?"
★Discuss SimTitle1's business savvy
★"This is ridiculous! Pledge only had that chest of laundry for a very short time!"
★How many tunics were you supposed to wash?
★Wear the Pirate Panties(in inventory)
★"Oh Watcher! Dropping that plate mail threw off my concentration. How many was it?"
★How many items were you asked to wash?
★"One senior guildsman is happy with me. Now for another..."
★Introduce yourself to SimTitle1
★"Now is the time. If I just tamper with a drink from the cask with this Sleeping Draught..."
★Poison SimTitle1 with a Sleeping Draught
★"I won't be allowed to join the Consortium until I kiss up to the Guildsmen for blowing the Anthem recital."
★Become friends again with SimTitle1
★"Now to slyly earn SimTitle2's trust so I can knock her out cold when the right moment presents itself."
★Become Friends with SimTitle2
★"SimTitle1 is disappointed in Pledge and wants us to get to know each other better right now."
★Become Friends with SimTitle1
★"There are TONS of birds here, but not what I'm looking for. Perhaps I'll have more luck searching closer to the Throne Room and Reception Hall."
★Go to Messenger Post near Throne Room
★"The Guild is signing up new Pledges for their Rush Week. Sounds interesting. Maybe I'll see if anyone has more info. "
★Go to Town Square
★"SimTitle1 has a base camp set up on the forest outskirts. Pledge can probably find his wardrobe stored there."
★Go to the Forest Campsite
★"Let's check the messenger post near Town Square to see what birds are in TownName, if any."
★Go to Messenger Post at Town Square
★"This is so embarrassing! I'm going to have to travel all over TownName!"
★Humiliate Yourself in the Reception Hall
★"SimTitle1 can probably be found at the Guild encampment at the forest outskirts. She usually doesn't stray far from the keys to the roost."
★Find SimTitle1 at the Forest Encampment
★"Next stop: Town Square. I sure hope it isn't busy. (Hang in there; just one more location after this one!)"
★Humiliate Yourself in Town Square
★"Last stop: the Docks. I sure hope that Pirates can take a joke or this could end badly..."
★Humiliate Yourself on the Docks
★"Mocking the pirates themselves is last (but not least). Pledge hopes she doesn't get beat up for this..."
★"Spoken word didn't seem to have any effect on the falcons. Maybe my melodious harmony needs some instrumental accompaniments..."
★Practice the Falcon Ode on your Lute for String0
★"If I can just draw SimTitle2 to this sermon I may have a shot at stealing the Falcon!"
★Advocate The Guild Consortium for String0
★"I'm being punished. I have to do extra research to prove that I am serious about joining the Guild."
★"That did the trick. Pledge can feel the stares. Now is the time. Pledge must be wearing her panty bandana."
★"My only chance is to assume the proper apologetic posture..."
★Beg for Forgiveness
★"This only counts if Pledge is wearing the stupid panties on her head."
★Make Spectacle of yourself with someone
★"Perhaps Pledge can find some old articles about SimTitle1..."
★"The Pit Beast won't eat these clothes as-is. I need something to hide them in to trick her. A little boar meat should do just fine."
★Have Boar Meat in inventory
★"A good ol' Sleeping Draught should knock the wind right out of SimTitle3's sails. That should give me enough time to lift that Falcon!"
★Make or Buy a Sleeping Draught
★"I have all of the materials I need to make the fake falcon. Now to actually try building the thing..."
★Build a Fake Mechanical Falcon
★"I could perhaps craft a mechanical bird out of 'spare parts' lying around. I'll need some scrapmetal to start with..."
★Craft 2 Scrap Metal from your Forge
★"While fatal to sims, this should remain non-lethal for parrots. It'll make them awfully sick, though. To craft this 'medicine', I'll need one each of the following: Belladonna, Bloodmoss, Valoroot, Lordleaf, and a Leech."
★Craft a Jumping Death Potion
★"Materials: I will need this ghost costume, a Well Water, and three Angelweed. At my crafting table, I shall make the scariest Reaper costume ever seen by sim!"
★Craft a magical Reaper's Disguise
★Did you memorize the Guild Anthem? Are you ready to be tested?
★"With liberty and fraternity to..."
★You dropped the plate mail in the well! Now what?
★"We make others work hard..."
★"The peasants owe us..."
★"We are the Rich..."
★Which is the better prank?
★"Yes means no and..."
★"I, _______, do hereby pledge allegiance to the Guild."
★"Yes, I'm ready."
★"...us."
★Throw Laundry into the Pit: Get rid of the evidence. Make up a story about being waylaid by pirates. They stole everything. Stupid thieving pirates!
★"...whilst our own hands lie idle."
★"...their sweat until death."
★"We are the Enlightened."
★Pirate Panty Raid: "Let's see those pesky pirates try to battle without their undergarments! Awkward."
★"...no is meaningless."
★"SimName0"
★"No, I need some time to review."
★"...all."
★Hire Child: A small little runt should be able to shimmy down the well and mule that Plate Mail back up.
★"...'cause we hold higher titles."
★"...until their very last breath."
★"We are the Entitled."
★Spread Fake Victory Results: "It would be hilarious to convince the Pirates that they lost the battle currently being waged on the open seas."
★"...no means yes."
★"(state your name)"
★Wait for SimTitle1 to enter the church
★"Did the parrot get sick enough? I hope I hear from SimTitle1 soon."
★Wait for SimTitle1 to seek out your help
★"Where's that Town Crier? She always has the latest news."
★Wait for SimTitle0
★"It will take every ounce of my talent to create a song beautiful enough to attract all of the falcons of TownName."
★Create an ode to falcons using Watcher and Nature themes
★I FOUND THE FALCON MASCOT!There he is.Quick, I need to grab him before anyone sees what I am doing!
★This is PERFECT! No one will dare stand in my way when I try to board the pirate ship!
★You didn't get a single line right! You have got some 'splaining to do! You angered the others. If you don't get friendly with them again, you aren't going to be allowed entrance.
★You got more questions about me wrong than you got right. I am VERY disappointed in you! For a small bribe, I'll forget this little transgression.
★You got 4 out of 6 lines incorrect. That is awful. You have some work to do to make up for this!
★Absolutely correct! Well done!
★Easier than I thought. She bought the whole story! Now to just deliver this parrot to SimTitle1...
★My opponents are just too scared to face me!(And what makes you think you can say the word I instead of Pledge!?)
★Why are you saying, 'I'? You should be saying 'Pledge.' Get it right, scum!
★ The Pirates have taken interest in your activities. You're without honor, work ethic, or morals. Basically, you're the perfect pirate.If you think you've got what it takes to join the cause just march down to the docks and seek out SimTitle1 for details.It is an honor to be invited like this. But be polite! She has killed for much less than rudeness.
★I don't know anything else about joining the Guild. They just pay me to yell that message over and over again. So that's what I do. I yell the message.If you want to know more, go talk to SimTitle1 at the reception hall.
★I've done it. I'm amazed at how realistic the fake falcon actually looks. It's uncanny how much it resembles the falcon mascot.Now is my chance! I'll sneak into the tent and exchange the birds!
★That may have been the most beautiful Falcon poem I've ever written. Well, it was the ONLY falcon poem I've ever written, but that doesn't matter.
★Excellent. That was correct.Let's proceed...
★You got EVERY question about me correct! You're going to be a great new addition to the Consortium.Take this Watcher's Blade and Knight's Plate as my reward to you...
★Yes means no and no means yes.THE PEASANTS OWE US...(finish the line)
★No, of course not. It was 21, Pledge. Do I have to tell you everything?!
★WHAT!? How dare you!I am an employer and not a kidnapper!And why are referring to yourself as 'I', you nasty little Pledge?
★WRONG! I always fight face-to-face. My honor is impeccable. (It's just sometimes the blade slips into their back by mistake.)
★Ha! What a joke. You are quite the insolent slug, aren't you?
★Watcher's stars! There are TONS of birds in here! MY SONG WORKED!But where is the Falcon Mascot! I've got to keep searching.I'll tag each bird I check so I know which ones I've examined...
★I found 1 dead bird in this post. This falcon has recently died; probably from sickness and cramped quarters. As gross as it is, it's better to remove this bird from the roost before it affects the healthy ones.I just need one more...
★Hello! I will allow you the privilege of learning more about me. My exploits are well documented among countless fans. Go forth and collect all the news... about ME!(You WILL be quizzed later, Pledge.)
★I'm impressed. You passed my initiation. Now go bug someone else and leave me alone.
★Here's some initial ground rules:Your new name is Pledge. You must ALWAYS refer to yourself in third person from now on!You better know our anthem, the Consortium Crawl, backwards and forwards! Take this book.Then go and speak with the elder Guildsmen. You would be smart to obey them accordingly.
★Here's the disguise right here! Wow, it's beautiful. I'll look just like SimTitle1.Perfect!
★You got exactly half of the lines correct. 3 out of 6 isn't bad, but it sure isn't good either.No reward. No punishment.
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! If I can disguise myself to look like a high ranking Guild member, I can probably fool SimTitle2 into giving up the Falcon Roost Key!
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?............I'VE GOT IT! SimTitle1 protects the Mascot. If I can get her to pass out I can lift the keys to the falcon roost right off of her!
★Ha! Absolutely correct. One blow indeed.(Although it IS sometimes difficult to free my blade from the backbone.)
★Don't you mean, "Pledge discovered..."? Better watch how you speak to your betters!But yeah - the poorer the sim, the higher the fee. After all, the lower the class, the lower the right to complain. Ha!
★Yes means no and no means yes.The peasants owe us their sweat until death.WE ARE THE RICH...(finish the line)
★You got a total of 4 out of 6 lines correct. You've earned yourself a little reward.Take these lady luck potions!
★I got the Stealth Potion! Now to just drink it down and sneak into the Falcon Keeper's tent...
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! I wonder if I can write a song beautiful enough to attract the falcons of the TownName (including the mascot pirate parrot) to roost?!
★Time for a POP QUIZ! How carefully did you pay attention to the details of your assignment?1. How many items were you commanded to wash in the holy well water?
★Exquisite! You didn't miss a single line. You deserve a reward!Take this amazing gear: the Angel's Guard and Angel's Talon . You look more noble already!
★Although unfortunate, that set of clothing was a mere pittance on my full wardrobe.I can see by your wounds that you fought bravely. We'll get those pirates next time.
★I just wish I could see their Pirate faces when they find out!But I don't want the stinky things! YOU put them on your head and parade around town! NOW GO!
★The last thing I want to know about myself...3. Expand upon my keen business sensibilities.
★Okay, let me just put on the finishing touches to this proclamation. And...Done! That should work nicely. Let me just hold this in my inventory for now.
★All in due time...The first order I gave you was to only refer to yourself in the third person. You were not allowed to say things like "I" or "me".Let's see how you did...
★What?! Fleece the peasants? NEVER! I sell my services to those who can afford it.Furthermore, I should fleece YOU for not referring to yourself in the proper tense, Pledge!
★How am I going to steal the official Parrot Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! If I can somehow get the Parrot mascot sick, SimTitle1 will most likely seek me out to treat it. I could then just switch out the mascot for another parrot when no one is looking!
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?............I'VE GOT IT! If I can magically disguise myself to look like The Reaper I can probably scare the pirates away from their ship long enough to steal their falcon!
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?............I'VE GOT IT! SimTitle1 gaurds the Falcon Roost Key. If I can procure a rare Stealth potion from the black market I could easily sneak into her tent and lift the roost key!!
★Nope... nothing. Maybe I'll have better luck next time.
★I FOUND THE PIRATE MASCOT!There he is.Quick, I need to grab him before anyone sees what I am really doing!
★There's a deceased bird. Poor thing. At least I'll put it to good use one last time...
★Guild Anthem: The Consortium CrawlYes means no and no means yes.The peasants owe us their sweat until death.We are the Rich. We are the Entitled.We make others work hard whilst our own hands lie idle.I (state your name), do hereby pledge allegiance to the Guild.With Liberty and Fraternity to US.
★Where are those damn birds? I haven't seen a single one. Maybe my approach was off. Perhaps they aren't fans of the spoken word and prefer a catchy little tune to go with it!
★Nooo! My poor parrot! He was really old.That's it! I've had it with TownName. We've got no Map...We've got no cease-fire with the Guild....OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
★Thankee much, SimTitle0. I had no idea things were so grim for parrots. I'll feed this medicine to our mascot right away.
★TEMP: Alt scene will eventually trigger here as the last node of the quest!
★You only got a single line correct out of six! Are you even taking this seriously? You obviously have more soul searching to do before gaining entrance into the Consortium.
★Ugh! This chest of laundry in my inventory is HEAVY! I wonder what SimTitle1 carries in it.
★OH NO! Pledge dropped the plate mail into the well. It was too heavy!What in the Watcher's name is Pledge going to do now?!
★Yes, I admit I am quite wonderful. But you don't say "they told ME..."You should say "they told Pledge..."Get it right, scum.
★This sheet is a little dirty, but should serve its purpose nicely. I don't need much; my magic will weave the tightest deception of all!
★Blast! He isn't here.But the song definitely worked. The Falcon I want must be roosting elsewhere...
★You used the first person tense, but more often than not you referred to yourself properly.I'm granting you a very special reward: the Fiery Precise Scimitar.
★No. You are wrong.
★There's a serious bird flu going around. Have your mascot eat this to stay strong, but I fear it may already be too late.Let me know if your parrot comes down with anything. I can help.
★That is totally incorrect. Let's continue...
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! I'll have my assistant hold a Consortium-themed sermon to attract the guild leader, SimTitle1. If she shows up, I might be able to sneak into her quarters and steal the falcon while they are all distracted!
★Meh - you screwed up exactly half of the time. If you had paid closer attention, you would have received a MUCH better reward. Check your inventory to see what I HAVE given you.
★We're going to recite the Guild Anthem. I will start a line from the "Consortium Crawl", and you are to fill in the blank. Let's begin:"YES MEANS NO AND..."
★Alright, this one's a little harder...2. How many Tunics did I have you wash?
★I was able to retrieve the Plate Mail. It's yours as soon as you pay me the rest of my fee.
★How am I going to steal the official Parrot Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! I'll have my assistant hold a pirate-themed sermon to attract the pirate leader, SimTitle1. If she shows up, I might be able to sneak into her quarters and steal the parrot while they are distracted!
★You were a constant failure. You managed to speak properly some of the time, but not often.Here: take a Strong Curative Tonic. You obviously need it since your mind's so weak.
★Now for your last test! I told you to read and memorize "Consortium Crawl".Are you ready?
★Well, you got 1 of 2 questions right. Normally I would yell in your ugly face for getting an answer wrong, but those were tough.Instead, take this book, "Chinchilla Swords", as token of my generosity. You might even find it useful in your adventures.
★Aha! This masterpiece is complete. If I was a falcon and heard these words, I would cry in amazement!Wait, do falcons cry?
★Yes means no and no means yes.The peasants owe us their sweat until death.We are the Rich. We are the Entitled.We make others work hard whilst our own hands lie idle.I, _______, do hereby pledge allegiance to the Guild.(fill in the blank)
★Our Hero wanted to join the Tredonian Guild Consortium. For Honor. For Justice. And..For Sweet Discounts on all Guild wares!An honored institution, the Guild had longstanding recruiting traditions. Signing up new members, or Pledges, was one of the many fraternal customs they had developed.
★Yes means no and no means yes.The peasants owe us their sweat until death.We are the Rich. We are the Entitled.WE MAKE OTHERS WORK HARD...(finish the line)
★I found the falcon roost key! It was hidden in the inner pouch of SimTitle1's tunic!...What's this!? I also found a rare Stealth Potion! This will come in handy!
★I found the falcon roost key! It was hidden in the inner pouch of SimTitle1's tunic!
★Oh SimTitle0! Woe is me! Prayers to the Watcher! It is as you said! My beloved parrot is so sick. I am quite worried.Can you save him!?
★Astonishing. You NEVER referred to yourself in first person.I am granting you a very special reward: the Fiery Precise Scimitar. In addition, take my spare coin also. You've earned it!
★Oh... uh... yeah. They are great. The best even. I love every single Guild Consortium member. They are so, um... polite.(Shhhh. I can't talk about that now or I'll get in big trouble! I'll leave my secret notebook in the messenger post for you.)
★You couldn't have done any worse. Literally.You will be punished for your insolence. Cool your head in the stocks and think about what you've done!
★A job? Half up front? Sure. My family needs the simoles.What exactly do you want me to do?
★Well, it seems comfortable, but I really can't see what it looks like from this perspective. Where's a mirror?
★You got both questions about me correct. And they were tough. Take this Consortium care package. It includes everything you need to have a good time in the village: Mouthwash, Energy Potions, and (most importantly) a Chastity Belt Key. Don't go wasting that!
★Well, you didn't get everything correct, but you got more right than wrong. Passable, I suppose.Here, take my spare simoles as a reward.
★Yes, this will do nicely. I can work with this base outfit. All it needs is a little enchantment from my crafting table. I hope I already have everything I need...
★It is all true. Those lucky villagers are blessed to have ME take their children as servants!
★SimTitle1 just arrived at the church! While their attention is diverted, I can quickly and quietly steal that bird!
★I sure haven't seen much of anything. At least not any birds!Ah well, I should check the roosts in the messenger posts around town just to be safe and thorough.
★You got EVERY question about me wrong! Too bad - I had rewards to give to you. Not anymore. You're still eligible for membership, but I can tell you right now, we're not going to be Guild buddies!
★It IS rather smart! I make simoles off something most Ambassadors give freely!
★Oops. The word "I" is not allowed. I'm only supposed to refer to myself in third person. I mean, Pledge is only supposed to refer to herself in third person.
★Absolutely not! I never overcharge. I ALWAYS charge the exact price I mean to.
★Umm, why are you not calling yourself Pledge?But yeah, I always seem to strike my enemies in the back as they run away.
★All SimFirstName1's thoughts about the Guild are neatly collected onto a sheaf of papers. It even has a proper cover! She sure is organized. No wonder she secured a job in the Royal Throne Room.
★Now to REALLY prove your mettle!We all take great pride in our avian mascots. Pirates worship the parrot and the Guild goes nowhere without their falcons.Your mission is simple: abduct an official mascot bird and bring it back to me! Classic!
★Let us move on to the next topic...2. Regale me with my tales of honor on the battlefield.
★...THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE! IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!THE GUILD'S ACCEPTING NEW RECRUITS. EVERYONE AND ANYONE IS WELCOME TO APPLY. Peasants, sharecroppers, and other poor people, please do not apply.
★Yes means no and no means yes.The peasants owe us their sweat until death.We are the Rich. We are the Entitled.We make others work hard whilst our own hands lie idle.I (state your name), do hereby pledge allegiance to the Guild.WITH LIBERTY AND FRATERNITY TO...(finish the line)
★Ha ha ha. I can't believe you pulled it off! You passed all my tests, sis. Go speak with SimTitle2 to finalize your Consortium allegiance!Most. Epic. Prank. Ever.
★You got 5 out of 6 lines correct. Good job pledge! Take this reward and go buy yourself a new suit (of armor). You need it.
★You got both questions wrong? Really? Do you hate me? Let us rectify the situation and hug it out...
★Blast! It's not supposed to be "can you give ME any info." It should be "can you give PLEDGE any info." I hope nobody noticed that.
★Nope. That wasn't him...
★How am I going to steal the official Falcon Mascot?... ... ... ...I'VE GOT IT! If I can construct a mechanical bird that looks really similar, it may provide the distraction I'm looking for!
★Now that the awkward get-to-know-you phase is out of the way the real fun begins! I want you to pull a prank on the pirates! But which joke is the most epic, Pledge?
★You need a disguise to look like SimTitle1? Sure, I can help with that. I'll have a lackey drop the disguise into a hidden cave nook I know about. Give me a few minutes to rustle something up. You can collect it after that.
★Why are you speaking? Lesson #1: Pledges don't speak; they listen. So listen.I shall let you touch and arrange my garments. I expect my clothes fully cleaned and laid out. You are welcome. Now go, Pledge.
★Interesting. There's quite a few notes on the Guild here in this small book. I wonder what they say exactly...
★If you researched my exploits like I told you then this should be a piece of cake.1. Why do the villagers love me so much?
★You think you have what it takes? You're about to be put through the most grueling torture known to TownName; Rush Week.It is our job to see if we even want you. So the tests start NOW!
★"Rare potions don't come cheap. They aren't even on the market for sale. Lucky for me, I know people..."
★Have at least ｧ1000 to buy a Stealth Potion
★"Thank you. May I have another?"
★"This has to look good. Pledge needs to return to SimTitle2 with bruises in addition to her story."
★Get into a Brawl
★"I think the wording is just right. I expect all the falcons to rush to TownName as soon as they hear these words escape my lips!"
★Read the Poem out loud
★The parrot was too fast and agile to be caught so easily. Worse, he squawked obscenities the whole time while just out of grasp; flying in circles in the ship's lower decks.Luckily, no pirates heard the commotion.
★The sneak attack on the sleeping Parrot mascot went off without a hitch. It'll be long gone before any of the pirates even notice that something is amiss!
★"I sure hope SimTitle1 came through with a solid disguise like she said she would. I also hope that secret nook isn't too hard to find..."
★Gather the Guild Lord Disguise from the Cave
★"This should be simple. Sims will be so afraid of me I'll just walk right in and take that bird!"
★Steal the Pirate Mascot
★"He's got to be in here somewhere!"
★Check for Falcon Mascot a second time
★"Everything's for sale if you look deep enough into the shadows. But only if you have the simoles."
★Buy Stealth Potion from the village Black Market
★"Let's see what birds I've attracted. With any luck, the Falcon I want will be waiting for me!"
★"Last, but not least, Pledge needs to spread the rumor that the pirates lost to the villagers."
★Spread Rumors in Village
★"Third time's a charm? Maybe he's way in the back..."
★Check for Falcon Mascot a third time
★"Perhaps the Falcon I'm looking for decided to roost a little closer to Royalty..."
★Check Messenger Post for Falcon mascot
★"That boat is full of pirates. If Pledge can sneak onboard there will be plenty of undergarments to pilfer!"
★Go to Docks and Raid Pirate Panties
★"There's his tent. Pledge hopes he doesn't have too many clothes that need washing."
★Browse SimTitle1's Garments
★"I need to find a sickly, diseased parrot to switch out with the real Mascot."
★"I only need a handful of feed to poison. I'm sure no one will mind if I borrowed some..."
★Steal Bird Feed from a Messenger Post
★"Thank goodness for Stealth Potions! If I'm careful I think I can sneak the bird out without anyone noticing..."
★Steal Falcon Mascot from Messenger Post
★Steal Falcon Mascot from Messenger Post while Invisible
★"I need to make sure I'm wearing my disguise while I study its design in a mirror."
★Review Disguise in Mirror
★"Pledge needs to gain attention. Yell nice and loud into the well so it echoes out."
★Yell About Panties On Head into Town Well
★"Pledge needs to do this quickly!"
★Toss Clothing into the Pit
★"If this goes as planned, I can steal the bird while the sermon is going on!"
★Set a Sermon Time
★"SimTitle1's sleeping soundly! Maybe the key is hidden in the tent!"
★"This fake story is golden. Everyone will believe it! Pledge just needs to post this onto the proclamation board."
★Post the Fake Pirate Story
★"Now that I have all the needed components, I'll create a batch of drugged bird feed."
★Drug Bird Feed (in fireplace)
★"Now's my chance! With everyone distracted, I can sneak right into the Guild tent and steal that Falcon!"
★"I need a base disguise to weave my spells upon. A white sheet shall do nicely. Now to just grab one off a messy bed..."
★Grab Bedsheet from an unmade bed
★"Hopefully, the village peasants can tell Pledge stories of SimTitle1."
★Collect News about SimFirstName1 from the Village
★"SimTitle1 seemed nervous. Pledge wonders what she knows about SimFirstName2?"
★Collect Package from Messenger post
★Research Nobility at an Archive for String0
★"If Pledge sends a copy of the fake story to each neighboring territory, news will really spread fast before the pirates can refute it!"
★Send out the fake news of defeat
★"I just have to walk right in like I own the place like I'm SimTitle1 and grab the mascot. This will only work if I'm wearing the disguise..."
★Steal the Falcon from the Guild Tent at the forest
★Perform the Falcon Ode on your lute
★"First things first: Pledge needs to write the most epic (but believable) tale of Pirate defeat at the hands of the Guild Consortium on the open seas."
★Draft a Pirate Proclamation
★"With these bruises and a well rehearsed sob story, Pledge may be able to avoid SimTitle1's wrath."
★Practice Story in a Mirror
★"Now's my chance! With everyone distracted, I can sneak right onto the pirate ship and steal that parrot!"
★Steal the Mascot!
★"To make a realistic mechanical Falcon, I will need to combine both organic and mechanical parts. I'll need two each of the following: Scrap Metals and Dead Birds."
★Search Messenger Posts for Sickly Birds
★Make a Specatacle of yourself to someone
★"Washing the clothing in the holy water of the town square well....THAT should impress him!"Articles washed: 1000/21
★Wash all 21 Clothing Items in the Well
★"No more chances; no more well-washing. Pledge will just return them to the tent."
★Browse Garments in the Tent
★"I'll need to be invisible while I do this..."
★"I can sneak into the Guild tent and exchange the official Falcon mascot with the Fake Mechanical Falcon I've created."
★"In the name of the Watcher! The runt pulled it off!"
★Exchange ｧ20 for Plate Mail
★"Pledge messed up. Now Pledge has to pay."
★Give SimTitle1 a ｧ100 bribe
★"Alright. They should be here any minute... yep, anytime now... hmm..."
★Wait for the rush of Falcons to arrive
★"SimTitle1 told me that it will take about an hour to get a disguise ready for me. I'll just kill time until then I suppose..."
★Wait for String0
★"This little street urchin is the perfect retrieval pigeon."
★Wait for the Child to Return
★"SimTitle1 definitely wants to tell Pledge more than she can say publicly."
★Wait for SimFirstName1 to hide a secret note
★"I'll let a little time pass and then go tell SimTitle1 that I did everything possible, but the mascot perished. Then I'll hand over the dead parrot as proof!"
★Let String0 pass before returning to docks
★GAIN GUILD ALLEGIANCE:Anyone serious about joining the Guild has to pass the grueling rite of initiation called Rush Week. Prestige and honor mean a lot, but the discount at all their shops is even more persausive!
★That was an amazing mini-vacation. So sore now, though...
★JOIN THE TREDONIAN GUILD CONSORTIUM:It was that time again: the time when the Guild recruited new members. Anyone was welcome to sign-up, but only a select few would make it all the way through recruitment. Becoming a fully fledged member took resolve, enthusiasm, and (to be perfectly honest) a touch of craziness.
★Rush to Pledge
★Nobody Expects the Jacoban Inquisition
★Complete SimTitle0's Final Inspection
★Go Meet the Jacoban Inquisitor
★What worries you?
★"Something seems to have SimTitle1's robes in a twist..."
★Find out Why your Attendant Looks Worried
★Continue with Confession
★Hear Confession
★"It will do her good to release the pain she has kept bottled up inside."
★Hear SimTitle1's Confession
★Ask about Relic
★"Might this extremely obnoxious person be the one who will lead me to the relic?"
★Find Out if SimTitle1 has a Relic
★Hear Final Appraisal
★"Have I made a good enough impression for a favorable report to the High Council?"
★Hear SimTitle1's Final Appraisal
★What can I do for you?
★"She didn't come here to socialize, I know that. I should find out what is wanted from me."
★Find out What the Inquisitor Wants
★That is not all. Come to the Cathedral.
★"I will hear her confession at the Cathedral, then absolve her of any wrongdoing."
★Bring SimTitle1 to the Cathedral
★Tell me what's bothering you.
★"I think I'm close to figuring out how to help her."
★Help SimTitle1
★Assist with Prayer
★"I hope SimTitle1 is satisfied with things this time."
★Tell SimTitle1 you are Ready for a Final Inspection
★Get Feedback on Sermon
★"I hope that went over well."
★Find out What SimTitle1 Thought of your Sermon
★Ready for Final Inspection
★Please Continue, Inquisitor
★"And here we go. Now we get to the reason for this visit."
★Hear What the Inquisitor Has to Say
★Show Skull of Davius
★"I hope this is a suitable relic."
★Show the Skull of Davius to SimTitle1
★Make SimTitle1 your String0
★"Is there anyone who has been outspoken about their disdain for the Church in the past?"
★Look for Someone who Dislikes the Jacoban Church
★Follow SimTitle0
★"When someone says 'Walk with me,' it's never good news. Let's hear what she has to say."
★"I hope this turns out better than last time."
★"I shall purify the Cathedral with this Holy Water."
★"Of course, I DO hope this pans out toward finding that relic for the Church."
★Bring SimTitle0 to the Cathedral
★Head back to the Cathedral
★Go Meet the Jacoban Inquisitor
★"For what reason would I be getting a visit from the Jacoban Inquisition?"
★"I should be able to get the ingredients from the Town Well and Village Shoppe."
★The Watcher was the way of TownName, the law! And the Jacoban church was there to ensure that law was followed to the letter. What chaos would befall the kingdom if that powerful assembly was stripped of its authority?
★SimTitle0's dedication to the Jacoban Order was now beyond question. Thanks to her hard work, the TownName church received a glowing report from the High Council and SimFirstName0 solidified his position as the kingdom Shepherdess.
★Primary Hero:" Jacoban Priest
★SimTitle0 is here to see you. She is waiting at the front gate and told me to run and fetch you immediately.She did not state her reason for being here, but she looked quite serious.I hope everything is alright.
★You have exceeded my expectations, SimTitle0.Your congregation stands alone as a shining example of what a motivated Jacoban can accomplish.I will sing your praises to the High Council.Well done!
★Interesting... I feel that I must seek help from an unlikely source. I must look for someone who seems to be the cause of a problem rather than a solution.
★This should be enough water for me to purify the Cathedral.
★SimTitle0 received a mysterious skull.
★Well look who it is, the high and mighty SimTitle0.Hey, has The Watcher touched you recently? I hear you have a really close relationship.Nice costume, by the way. You should try out for court jester!
★Hey, SimTitle0, how's the religion business going? Nice and profitable? Converting a lot of new suckers today?What a pile of dragon dung!
★I don't know nothing about any stupid relic. And even if I did, I sure wouldn't tell some stuffed robe from the Church!Now leave me alone. I gotta go drown my sorrows in ale.
★Maybe you're not a complete jerk. Doesn't mean I'm suddenly your best friend or anything. And a free drink ain't gonna give me religion either. What has The Watcher ever done for me? A fat lot of nothing, that's what.
★You know, I can't remember the last time I spoke with someone this openly. I'm sorry for being such a jerk earlier.I just... I'm unhappy a lot and I don't really handle it so well.
★I... I did something bad a long time ago...I haven't told anyone about this. I feel so ashamed now.You're a priest, you can absolve my transgressions, right? I'll do whatever it takes, just let me know what I need to do.
★I feel better already! Is that it? I'm innocent now?
★When I was young, I came across a man who had been stabbed by bandits. Before dying he pointed toward some bushes nearby, looked me in the eye, and said, "Take it to a priest of Jacob."In the bushes was a sack holding a human skull. I was just a kid! I didn't know what to do...
★So... so I kept the skull. I know now what I must do. Here, SimTitle0, this rightfully belongs to the Jacoban Church.Please forgive me and absolve my wrongdoings!
★Thank you so much!I will sing the praises of the Jacoban Church to all who will hear.
★SimTitle0, I can't thank you enough for what you did for me.Your work is a true blessing upon the kingdom. I'm going to tell everyone that they can find happiness through the Jacoban Church. Thank you so much!
★The atmosphere in the Cathedral feels lighter, as if the air were somehow more fresh, or the light from the stained glass a little brighter.
★I could swear that I hear music coming from somewhere nearby... a sweet and calming melody, yet reverent at the same time.
★The church feels more holy than ever before. Also, a bit moist.
★I hope SimTitle0 found my sermon to be satisfactory.
★Hopefully SimTitle0 found this sermon to be more compelling than the last.
★Ah, SimTitle0, you've finally arrived.I was beginning to think that perhaps you had taken an unscheduled sabbatical.
★As you may have guessed, I'm not here simply to have a friendly visit.Walk with me, SimTitle0.
★This kingdom is coming along nicely. It was a wise investment for the Jacobans to build a cathedral here.I'm sure you've been putting an appropriate amount of work into spreading the teachings of Jacob.And yet, you are openly mocked about your faith. Obviously it is MY OWN fault for coming at a bad time.
★And what a lovely pit you have here.I'm sure it must be quite useful in reminding people what fate might befall them if they don't fulfill their obligations...
★Come now, let us move on to have a look at your cathedral. I'm eager to see the work you've put into it since construction was completed.
★I love the Cathedral's towering, pointed arches. They are a symbol of the higher authority to which we must subjugate ourselves. They remind us of our place.Do you feel your place in the order of things, SimTitle0? I have some opinions on it, if you care to hear them.
★Your place, SimTitle0, is to be the representative of the Jacoban way of life in this kingdom. Your efforts bring disbelievers to our righteous cause.Let us see now how well you are able to perform your task. I shall hear a sermon from you.
★This is a much better reception than last time. Hmm... Well done, SimTitle0. Let's off to the Cathedral.
★I have heard the will of The Watcher! The following tasks are required for your redemption: bring more people into our faith, and bless your cathedral to cleanse it from evil spirits.You must also find a sacred relic that will draw people to the power of the church. Just those three little things, SimTitle0, and the Church will no longer doubt your devotion!
★I feel the difference already. You have blessed these grounds with Holy Water, and given this place a much-needed cleansing. And what of the relic? Had you any luck in finding one, hmmm?
★SimTitle1 shook her head and tutted impatiently. "Oh, SimFirstName0, I feel respect for The Watcher now, but am I terrified? I've taken stock of this Church and I find myself... disappointed."She continued, "The Church demands that we grow and maintain our influence. It is The Watcher's mandate that those who cannot do their part be investigated by the high council. It is not a pleasant process, SimTitle0. Help me reflect on The Watcher, that he may illuminate your path to salvation."
★We shall see, SimTitle0. Come with me.
★SimTitle0 had been working on building the Jacoban faith in TownName, but still felt there was much work to be done. One day, her attendant approached looking quite distracted...
★Is this... could it be? You have found the Skull of Davius! This is incredible, SimTitle0. The Church had believed this relic lost forever!This is a good omen that you should find it for your congregation. What power! Well done. But let us see if your sermons have improved.
★I have finished the tasks SimTitle0 gave me. It is time to show her what I have accomplished.
★"I strive for my Church to reflect the glory of The Watcher."
★"SimTitle1 won't be pleased unless I can increase the size of my congregation."
★Convert 5 People to the Jacoban Faith1000 of 5 Converted
★"Now she can be free from guilt and start with a fresh slate."
★Absolve SimTitle2 at the Jacoban Pulpit
★Use Holy Water to Bless 3 Items in your Church0 of 3 Blessed
★Use Holy Water to Bless 3 Items in your Church1 of 3 Blessed
★Use Holy Water to Bless 3 Items in your Church2 of 3 Blessed
★"Holy Water will drive the evil spirits away."
★Use Holy Water to Bless 3 Items in your Church1000 of 3 Blessed
★"Where am I going to find a sacred relic? It's not like they're just laying around... I must reflect on The Watcher."
★Reflect on Watcher to Find Relic
★Brew Holy Water at a Cooking Pot
★"I get the feeling I had better make this a good sermon."
★"I feel like I am preaching for my very life. Is there some way I can strike that kind of fear into the Inquisitor?"
★Give a Sermon
★"May the guidance of The Watcher lead me through this trial."
★Help SimTitle1 with her Prayers
★"In order to help her, she will need to have faith in my connection to The Watcher."
★Convert SimTitle0
★"My gut tells me that this is the tormented soul I'm supposed to help. If I can befriend her, perhaps she will open up to me more."
★Serve SimTitle1 a Drink
★The Church was well maintained, but how would TownName's Jacoban branch hold up to a surprise inspection?
★The Jacoban Church in TownName was relatively new and low in the Jacoban hierarchy. Funding from the central church authority ensured that the building was far from modest, but it kept the local church leader under pressure to maintain a high level of Jacoban influence in the kingdom.
★Sacred Scrutiny
★Play the Fool
★Procure Treats
★The efforts to cheer up the Monarch failed, and everyone within earshot of the TownName throne room continues to be miserable.
★SimTitle1 quickly declared SimTitle0's play to be her favorite of all time. (Some joked that it was perhaps the first play that she had successfully sat through.) In appreciation of her efforts, SimFirstName1 declared SimFirstName0 the royal bard of TownName, a welcome title with an even-more-welcome cash reward!
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★Tell Hilarious Story
★Complain About Monarch
★"This entertaining the monarch business is doing nothing but making me enemies. Maybe SimTitle1 has some other ideas on how to keep SimTitle2 happy."
★Complain About SimTitle2 to SimTitle1
★Ask to Be Jester
★"Surely what SimTitle1 needs is a new court jester. Everyone loves a jester, right?"
★Ask to Be SimTitle1's Jester
★Regale with Dramatic Tale
★Tell Joke About Servant
★Tell Joke About SimTitle1 to SimTitle2
★Tell Joke about Advisor
★"I'm not sure how I feel about joking about these folks."
★Tell Joke About SimTitle1 to SimTitle2
★Ask SimTitle1 About Gift
★Ask About Gift
★Ask About Summons
★Ask SimTitle1 About Summons
★Hire a Courtesan
★Hire
★How bad can this be? A few drinks will surely cheer SimFirstName0's mood.
★"I had better meet SimTitle1 at the tavern."
★Go to Tavern
★Research Shaxbury for String0
★How should SimTitle0 amuse SimTitle1?
★Get to Know SimTitle0
★Regale with Dramatic Tale
★Get to Know SimTitle1
★Tell Hilarious Story
★"I'm sure SimTitle0 will find my latest work moving and heartening."
★Perform Poem With Kingdom Theme to SimTitle0
★Perform Play With Kingdom and War Themes
★"Every royal family should have a masterful play glorifying their accomplishments!"
★"SimTitle0 would naturally love a poem glorifying TownName and her family."
★Write a Poem With the Kingdom Theme
★Write a Play With the Kingdom and War Themes
★Yes! Another masterpiece! Now, who should I get to play SimTitle0...?
★Tasty! Say, bard, tell me a good joke about one of my good friends here.
★I don't know how much of this I can take! I didn't go to barding school just to run around insulting people. Maybe SimTitle0 will have some ideas on how to entertain SimTitle1.
★Oh, what a horrid noise! Cease that immediately!
★Ah, that Shaxbury. What juicy stuff! I'd forgotten that his best plays featured bloodthirsty tyrants. Well, everyone loves a bloody history play...
★Oh, how touching! It makes me nostalgic for the golden days of the SimLastName0 dynasty. But I think you're missing something, SimFirstName1. I don't think you captured the essence of our family. Why don't you write one of those epic noble family history plays like that fellow Shaxbury?
★It was widely known that SimTitle0 had been feeling down. Of course, SimFirstName0 always made sure that everyone knew about the state of her mood.So when SimTitle1 received a summons to the court, she was not surprised. And since TownName didn't have an official royal bard, perhaps there was an opportunity for SimFirstName1 involved...
★Thank goodness you've arrived, SimTitle0. SimTitle1 is driving everyone crazy with her moaning and whining. See if you can't cheer her up, won't you?
★Sounds good. I'll head up to the throne room, then.
★It was widely known that SimTitle0 had been feeling down. Of course, SimFirstName0 always made sure that everyone knew about the state of her mood.So when SimTitle1 received a summons to the court, she was not surprised. Nobles were always looking for the newest, most fashionable objects, so perhaps there was an opportunity for SimFirstName1...
★I should probably get back to trying to cheer up SimTitle1...
★Oh, yes, did you do that, SimTitle0? I'm afraid I was too tired to enjoy myself, and just went straight to bed. Feel free to use the courtesan's services if you like.
★SimTitle0 really wants me to cheer up SimTitle1, eh? Those nobles are always hiring courtesans for their services. I'm sure I can find one at the town square...
★Hah hah! That's a good one, bard! SimFirstName0's head DOES look like a turnip!
★A jester? I don't know... Well, what can you do, anyway?
★I didn't appreciate the joke at my expense, either SimFirstName0, but I agree that SimTitle1 must be stopped. Perhaps you could find out more about what she's interested in.
★Ah yes, a little flattery never got a bard hurt.
★Hmm... I guess I could imagine that being funny... in the right circumstances. Sure, you can be my jester, SimFirstName0. Let's go have a drink at the tavern!
★Hah hah! That's a good one, bard! SimFirstName0 does have smelly feet!
★Well, I always used to love stories about the SimLastName0 family when I was a child.
★BORING!
★Well, I like long walks along the beach, and I enjoy sermons. What else do you want to know?
★I don't know, I just like a mug of ale and a nice bowl of gruel every once in a while, you know?
★"Did someone call for entertainment?"
★"SimTitle1 seems proud of her family. Maybe a majestic-yet-familial poem would do the trick."
★Write Poem [write letter temp]
★"Hmmm... that Shaxbury really was a genius. I should re-examine his works to get some ideas on how to write plays about the royal family."
★Research Royal Family [research cure temp]
★"I have so much great material about the royal family. Now it's time to write!"
★Write Play [write letter temp]
★"I had better get SimTitle1 a drink."
★Get SimTitle1 a Drink
★"Now it's time to perform!"
★Perform Play [perform sing temp]
★"I'll have to get to know SimTitle1 a bit better to be able to make proper jokes about her."
★Get to Know SimTitle1
★"Perhaps a crude story would impress SimTitle1."
★Tell Hilarious Story to SimTitle1
★"Surely SimTitle1 would be impressed by a lute song! I hope it doesn't need tuning..."
★Perform Song
★"I'll need my most dramatic story to impress SimTitle1."
★Regale SimTitle1 with a Dramatic Tale
★"Hmmm... maybe if I get to know SimTitle1 a little better I could find some other way to entertain her."
★Get to Know SimFirstName1
★"I'll have to get to know SimTitle1 a bit better to be able to make proper jokes about her."
★Get to Know SimTitle1
★"Now to see if my poem will inspire SimTitle1!"
★Read SimTitle1 a Poem [sing song temp]
★A little entertainment always cheers people up, and a bard is nothing if not a master entertainer.
★This paddle is set aside to be given as a gift.
★Gift Paddle
★An assortment of precious gems.
★Valuable Gems
★A well-crafted toy, most likely made for a small, wealthy child.
★Toy Horse
★It's for a good cause...
★Money for Courtesan
★I guess it's a fair price for a cow.
★Compensation Fund
★Give Gems
★Give Paddle
★Give Stuff
★"Hope SimTitle1 likes the gift..."
★Give Stuff to SimTitle1
★"Surely SimTitle1 will like these gems..."
★Give Toy
★Hmmm... now who would SimTitle0 be interested in?
★"Well, I know what cheers me up. I'll go to the market to hire a courtesan."
★Go to Market Courtyard
★Every good queen loves kingball. This paddle should cheer her right up!
★"Perhaps a new Kingball paddle would cheer up SimTitle2. I'll check the Village Shoppe."
★Acquire Gilded Paddle
★What should SimTitle0 do?
★Enjoy Courtesan's Services
★Refuse Courtesan's Services
★test
★test
★The monarch continues to languish in the depths of despair.
★SimTitle0 received the gems with a gleam in her eye. "You know," she said, "It's so touching that you've given me all these precious gifts today. I have a new purpose, SimTitle1! I'll found a royal trinket museum with all the gifts you've given me."SimFirstName0 quickly forgot about her pledge to found a royal trinket museum, but her depression had been lifted. SimFirstName1 had done her job, and made the TownName throne room an easier place to be in.
★Primary Hero:" Merchant
★"Now to see if SimTitle1 had a good time."
★Wait Until String0
★"Now to give SimTitle1 some time to enjoy herself."
★Fine, I guess I'll wait for you at your house, then.
★"SimTitle0 wants me to try to cheer up SimTitle1. I guess I'll try get her something that she likes."
★"You know, I wasn't really crazy about all these gifts you've given me, but SimTitle0, you've inspired me. I will found a royal trinket museum! Hurrah!"
★"Apparently SimTitle0 didn't avail herself of SimFirstName1's services. Pity."
★Ah yes, that's what I had in mind. Now I'll have to go home and tell my leaders that I 'misplaced' those gems I was supposed to deliver...
★Oh, you mean these gems? I'm sorry, I couldn't possibly part with these... unless I was well compensated, of course.
★You know, SimFirstName0, I did hear that SimTitle1 has on her person a collection of valuable gems to be given as gifts to the Jacoban Proxy. SimTitle2 would love to get her hands on those...
★What am I, a child? With all the trinkets you've given me, I could open a trinket museum, SimFirstName0.
★I've got to find something that SimTitle0 will really like! Maybe SimTitle1 would have a better idea...
★It's alright, I guess. I've seen better paddles in Crafthole, though.
★"SimTitle0 wasn't impressed. Curses! Perhaps a few trinkets from Crafthole would cheer her up. I know they always work for me!"
★"I suppose SimFirstName1 does deserve some compensation..."
★"Think of it as an investment in SimTitle1's happiness..."
★Have 1000 Simoles
★"I can find something to cheer anyone up!"
★What a delightful toy! This is bound to cheer up SimTitle1!
★"I'll have to go farther afield to find something for SimTitle1."
★Travel to Crafthole on Ship
★"I don't suppose SimTitle1 will just be willing to hand over these gems..."
★"I'm at wits end. I just don't know what to get SimTitle2!"
★"I'll have SimTitle2 cheered up in no time, and maybe even get a royal appointment out of it!"
★Chat with SimTitle1
★"I wonder what SimTitle2 looks for in a courtesan..."
★"Time to secure the services of a skilled courtesan."
★Hire Courtesan [bribe temp]
★"Let's find out how SimTitle1's night was..."
★Chat with SimTitle1
★"None of my ideas have worked. Maybe SimTitle1 has some idea of what to get SimTitle2."
★Chat with SimTitle1
★"SimTitle2 says that SimTitle1 is carrying gems as a gift for a foreign emissary. I wonder how I could get my hands on them."
★Bribe SimTitle1
★Nothing cheers up royalty like a novel experience or acquisition, and no one can acquire things quite like a merchant.
★SimTitle0 is feeling depressed, and when SimFirstName0 is unhappy, everyone in TownName is unhappy. Someone must cheer up SimFirstName0, and return happiness to the kingdom.
★The Sad Monarch
★Any Two Heroes
★Choose two heroes, explore the world, and have fun!
★Any Three Heroes
★Choose three heroes, explore the world, and have fun!
★Any Four Heroes
★Choose four heroes, explore the world, and have fun!
★Free Time (Two Sims)
★Free Time (Three Sims)
★Free Time (Four Sims)
★Free Time (Solo)
★"Everyone needs a little 'me' time now and then."
★The quest had ended, but it was not the end for TownName!The heroes can continue enjoying their Free Time or quest to their hearts content.
★Any One Hero
★Choose a hero, explore the world, and have fun!
★A chance to play around in the world without those meddlesome quests and responsibilities to worry about.
★Free Time
★Free Time (Two Sims)
★Free Time (Three Sims)
★Free Time (Four Sims)
★Free Time (Solo)
★A chance to play in the kingdom without those meddlesome quests to worry about.
★Free Time with Responsibilities
★Approach
★ScottApproach
★
★
★Scurvy No More
★Physician Title LOC
★Duh, duh duh...Won't you take me to...Duh, duh duh...Scurvy Town?!!!
★Scurvy Town
★The Missing Heir
★The Swashbuckling Lass
★This ring was found on the Beach.
★Landegraab Signet Ring
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★"This should help me get some answers."
★Buy an Interrogation Chair for the Spy Quarters
★Ask about Attack on Reception Hall
★"Time to get right to the point."
★Ask SimTitle1 about the Attack on the Reception Hall
★Ask About Blacksail Ravenscar
★"It sounds like there's some strife within the Pirate Tribunal."
★Ask SimTitle1 about SimTitle2
★Ask about the Missing Heir
★Ask around to find information on the Missing Heir
★"What do you think about Dacian being missing?"
★"Have you heard about the missing Spyglass and Compass?"
★Ask about Torn Cloth
★"Are you hurt?"
★"There was no time to check up on him during the escape."
★Check to see if Dacian is Unharmed
★Sweet Talk into Getting Item for Free
★Ask to Hear More of the Story
★"Let's hear what the Landegraab heir has to say about all this."
★Hear Dacian's Side of the Story
★Ask about Missing Heir' on any Adult
★Ask about Missing Heir' on Pirate/Noble
★Ask a Guard
★"Do you know how this ring got to the beach?"
★"I should find out if she knows anything more about how the ring got to the beach."
★Ask SimTitle1 about the Signet Ring
★Examine your Clues
★Get Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass
★"So THAT'S what happened to the treasures."
★Get the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass from Dacian
★Give Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass
★"These treasures will give TownName an edge in this conflict."
★Give the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass to SimTitle1
★Hear Offer
★"This had better be worth my while."
★Hear the Offer from SimTitle1
★"How do you know I'm looking for something?"
★Inject with Somnusleep Formula
★"I'm only going to get one chance at this. I'd better move fast."
★Inject SimTitle1 or SimTitle2 with Somnusleep Extract
★Intimidate into Talking
★"Maybe THIS will loosen your tongue!"
★Intimidate the Pirate into Talking
★Intimidate the Noble into Talking
★"Heard any juicy rumors lately?"
★Talk about Dacian and Misty
★Mix and Mingle at the Party
★"No. I don't know what you mean at all."
★Present Evidence
★"It's time to put my cards on the table."
★Present SimTitle1 with Evidence
★"Did you notice anything unusual about Dacian and Misty at the summit?"
★"Servants are used to being ignored and often pick up on a lot more than their masters realize."
★Ask SimTitle1 if she saw anything unusual at the summit.
★"You'll never guess who was behind the attack..."
★"The truth must come out!"
★Tell SimTitle1 who was behind the Attack
★Inquire about the War
★Intimidate into Submission
★"No funny stuff."
★Intimidate SimTitle1 into Submission
★"What did you find?"
★"What do you think I'm looking for?"
★"Who is the Driftwood King?"
★"Driftwood King? What is this miscreant talking about?"
★Find out what SimTitle1 is talking about.
★"With so many rumors going around, there's bound to be something interesting happening."
★"The taste will tell me what kind of plant the goo is made from."
★Cook and Eat some Boiled Goo
★"My Crafting Table can help give a deeper analysis of the clues."
★"Now to figure out what all this means."
★"I've been tasting a lot of strange things lately."
★Drink the Mysterious Green Water
★"A little eavesdropping never hindered things..."
★Drink the Cloudy Water
★"Someone suggested that maybe the guards around TownName might know something useful."
★Question the TownName Guards about SimTitle0
★"One of the guards suggested I talk to the merchants who have been hanging around the Tavern and the Forest."
★"One of the guards suggested I talk to the merchants who have been hanging around the Town Square and the Forest."
★Question Nobles about SimTitle0
★Question Pirates about SimTitle0
★"One of the guards suggested I talk to the pirates who have been hanging around the Tavern and the Beach."
★"One of the guards suggested I talk to the pirates who have been hanging around the Town Square and the Beach."
★"Supposedly people have been finding interesting things in the sand lately."
★Go to the Beach to look for clues
★"I'll use Misty's Parrot to find where she's hiding."
★Go to the Docks to release Misty's Parrot
★"I'll use Misty's Parrot to find her in the Forest."
★Go to the Forest Clearing to release Misty's Parrot
★"What a great day for an outdoor party at the Town Square."
★"A party at the Tavern? Count me in!"
★Go to the Party
★Meet the Pirates at the Beach
★Meet the Merchants at the Forest
★Meet the Pirates at the Spy Quarters
★Meet the Merchants at the Spy Quarters
★Meet the Pirates at the Spy Quarters
★"I can use this to subdue someone if it becomes necessary."
★Craft the Somnusleep Formula
★Complete Quest or Play through Ending?
★What does the Boiled Goo taste like?
★Will SimTitle0 reveal who was behind the attack at the peace summit?
★Where are Somnusberries from? I know this, it's right on the tip of my tongue...
★Kidnapped or Eloped?
★Do you want to skip past the Party?
★Where do you want to skip to?
★Complete the Quest (end it)
★Play through Quest End
★"It tastes like burning!"
★"Eww... it tastes like snake meat and tree bark."
★Yes! People need to know the truth.
★No. It's best to keep this secret for now.
★Aarbyville! Of course, I remember now.
★That's right, they're from Tredony.
★Kidnapped
★Finding Clues
★Eloped
★Confrontation
★No
★Yes
★"I'd better make sure I'm prepared by the time they get here."
★"It's time to get to the bottom of all this."
★Escort the Pirates to the Tavern
★Escort the Pirates to the Spy Quarters
★"So the two of them had run away to be in love!"
★Return with Dacian and Misty
★SimFirstName0 the Driftwood King
★"Travel through the Forest to Tredony or use a Falcon to contact the Guild Consortium."
★Invite the Merchants to TownName
★"Sail to Aarbyville or use a Parrot to contact the Pirate Tribunal."
★Invite the Pirate Tribunal to TownName
★"He's still a little weak, so it shouldn't be too hard to keep up."
★Send Misty's Parrot to Track her Scent in the Forest
★Send Misty's Parrot to Track her Scent
★Send the Injured Parrot to get Exercise
★"The medicine works best if the patient is active."
★SimTitle0 discovered that Blacksail Ravenscar and Misty Darktide were behind the attack during the peace summit and had kidnapped Dacian Landegraab.After a daring rescue, Dacian was freed and the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass were recovered for safekeeping in TownName.
★SimTitle0 discovered that Admiral Mandrake was behind the attack during the peace summit and that Dacian Landegraab had run off to elope with Misty Darktide.Misty and Dacian had stolen the Golden Spyglass and Jeweled Compass, and after SimTitle0 tracked them down in the forest, gave the treasures to TownName to keep them out of the hands of the Pirate Tribunal and Guild Consortium.
★I haven't heard anything about any of that. Sorry.
★I heard that some kinda treasure was stolen back when the Tredonians and Aarbyvillians came to TownName.They were a spyglass and compass, I think.I bet they're worth a lot of money!
★sdfsd
★By the eye of the Watcher!Where did you find these?!
★Worth my while, eh?We shall see.
★You look like you're telling the truth.I'll let you go, but if I find out you've lied to me, you'll wish you'd never been born.
★Time to chat people up and do a bit of eavesdropping to see if I can uncover anything worthwhile.
★Oh wow.This is... interesting.It tastes just like... hrm, how would I describe this taste?
★A messenger pigeon flew by and dropped a note into SimTitle0's hand:"Though our relationship with TownName has been strained in recent days, I am intrigued by your invitation. We are on our way and will arrive shortly.-Guild Lord Landegraab"
★A messenger pigeon flew by and dropped a note into SimTitle0's hand:"Though our relationship with TownName has been strained in recent days, I am intrigued by your invitation. We are on our way and will arrive shortly.-Dread Captain Darktide"
★Excellent, now to make sure I'm prepared with a warm welcome for my guests.
★I don't think this guy is playing with a full chess set.Still, it sounds like he might know something important.
★Well, you are, aren't you?It's obvious to ol' SimTitle0.
★Ha HA! Hehehehehe...Everyone knows what it is. I know it, the waves know it... heck, BIRDS know it!Don't pretend you don't know what it is.
★Sounds like you're pretty upset there.Heheh...You're right that you won't find anything.The Driftwood King already found what you're looking for.
★Heheheh...It's valuable, I'll tell you that. But if you wanna see it, you'll have to buy it off me.I think we can both agree that ｧ100 is a fair price, right?Driftwood Kings need money too, you know.
★Alrighty, parrot. Time to lead me to Misty.Follow your nose!
★Ah ha! He recognizes the scent!Now to release him near the forest and follow him straight to Misty and Dacian.
★Ah ha! He recognizes the scent!Now to release him near the ship and follow him straight to Misty and Dacian.
★Now to follow him as he leads me straight to their camp.
★Now to follow him as he leads me straight to their hideout.
★The injured parrot has returned to me. Looks like he got tired and needs a little more work on his wing.Let's just make a little adjustment to the splint here...
★Be careful while your wing mends!Don't fly too far from me.Come back when you need help again.
★We have reason to believe that Ravenscar and Misty are conspiring against us. She'd been using her black parrot, Stormy, to deliver messages to him.Believe me, we want to find them as much as you do.
★All set. Now I just need to await their arrival.
★It appears this cloth is fine Tredonian silk.Also, we found one of SimFirstName0's hairs on it.Seems likely the cloth is from her. I wonder what she was doing out in the forest though...And now I've got this Injured Parrot to take care of. I'd better give it some medicine.
★Okay, so here's what I know:Dacian's ring had the extract on it, which means he was in the Reception Hall when the attack happened.The extract is very rare and only found in Aarbyville, which means the attackers were probably pirates.And the cloth with Misty's hair seems to indicate that she was up to something in the forest.
★Okay, here's what I know so far:Dacian's ring had been in prolonged contact with salt water.The extract is very rare and only found in Tredony, which means that the attackers were likely merchants.And the torn cloth with Misty's hair means she was up to something in the forest. What though?
★The pieces of this mystery are starting to come together, but I need to speak with the people involved to get to the bottom of things.
★The pieces of this mystery are starting to come together.If I can speak with the Merchants, I might be able to confirm my suspicions that they were behind the attack and perhaps find some information on why SimFirstName0 and SimFirstName1 would have run off together.I'm not on the best terms with them though. If I write them a letter telling them I have important information, perhaps I can lure them to TownName.It's worth a shot.
★Things are coming together and it's really looking like the Merchants are behind the attack. I need to speak with them to confirm my suspicions.
★Things are coming together and it's really looking like the Merchants are behind the attack. I've been on good terms with them, so it shouldn't be hard to get them to come speak with me.
★The pieces of this mystery are starting to come together.If I can speak with the Pirates, I might be able to confirm my suspicions that they were behind the attack and have kidnapped SimFirstName0.I'm not on the best terms with them though. If I write them a letter telling them I have important information, perhaps I can lure them to TownName.It's worth a shot.
★Things are coming together and it's really looking like the Pirates are behind the attack. I need to speak with them to confirm my suspicions.
★Things are coming together and it's really looking like the Pirates are behind the attack. I've been on good terms with them, so it shouldn't be hard to get them to come speak with me.
★Well, we're winning thanks in part to help from your kingdom.It's not over until it's over though.
★Well, we're winning thanks in part to help from your kingdom.It's not over until it's over though.
★I'm unharmed, but I need to get back to Tredony to let my father know I'm alive.Here, take these. I managed to steal them from Misty and Blacksail Ravenscar before you rescued me.I know my father wants them, but it's the least I can do to thank you for rescuing me.
★It's true, Misty and I ran away because we're in love.I discovered that my father and the Admiral were planning the attack on the Reception Hall. They were using the peace summit as a trap to get the Golden Spyglass from the pirates.Before they attacked, I took Misty and we slipped away when nobody was looking. We've been living in the forest since, trying to figure out our next step.
★Actually, we did leave the forest once...Misty and I decided that we couldn't let my father and the Admiral have use of the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass.They're said to lead to a treasure which grants great power; something which could cause great harm in the wrong hands.Misty and I managed to steal the Spyglass and the Compass back from the Admiral, but now they have mercenaries hunting us down, trying to get the treasures back.Maybe if we give them to you, it will be easier for us to disappear and you can keep them out of the hands of my father.
★Honestly, we're glad to be rid of them. Now we can go make our own way in the world, away from all this madness.Come on, Misty, we need to pack up camp and head out tonight.Good luck, SimTitle0, and farewell.
★Enough!I'm telling you the truth. We were not behind the attack or had nothing to do with Dacian's disappearance.We suspect that Blacksail Ravenscar was behind everything.We also have reason to believe that Misty is working with Ravenscar. She'd been using her black parrot, Stormy, to deliver messages to him.Believe me, we want to find them as much as you do.
★You didn't ask.Heheheheh....
★Ha! You couldn't tell a sea monster from a barnacle, could ya?The Driftwood King is standing right in front of you!I'm him!
★You're a good friend, SimFirstName0.Here, you can have what I found. It's a ring.I'm not really into jewelry anyway.
★Here's what I found, some old ring.It's all yours.It's been a pleasure doing business with you.Hahahah-heheheh! Heh.
★The ring fell off the man's hand when the pirates were carrying him to their rowboat of course!They were talkin' about hiding him on some secret island.Feathers and frogs' legs, you really are quite clueless, aren't you?
★So SimFirstName0 WAS in the Reception Hall when the attack happened.He must've been kidnapped after he passed out with everyone else.
★I was standin' down here, wiggling my toes in the sand, when I saw a man up on the cliff there. Some lady was with him.He took the ring off his finger and threw it out into the ocean!I knew if I waited long enough, it'd wash up on shore and when it did, I grabbed it like a crab bandit goin' for a tub of moustache wax.
★Ah-HA!So SimFirstName0 threw his ring into the ocean. That explains the salt water.And the woman up on the cliff with him must have been SimFirstName1.Now if I can track them down, I may be able to figure out what in the name of the Watcher is going on here.
★Oh no!I dropped the ring down the well!Maybe, just maybe, it fell into the bucket down there... please, please, please!
★We can do this the easy way or the hard way.Either way, you're going to tell me what I need to know.
★Now to deal with the Spyglass and Compass. They're a little too hot for me to hold on to.I'll take them to SimTitle0 for safekeeping.
★Er... yeah... no... uh, we're not talking about anything important.Yeah, he's totally missing. Weird, right?
★Alright, alright! Jeeze, I didn't realize how scary a poem could be!We've been given orders to track down SimTitle0 and we think there's some kind of clue in the forest.You'll tell me if you find a clue, right? Right?.....
★Alright, alright! By the Watcher, that blade looks sharp!We've been given orders to track down SimTitle0 and we think there's some kind of clue in the forest.You'll tell me if you find a clue, right?Right?
★I can't remember this much fuss about SimFirstName0 since the time his pet falcon tried to make a nest out of SimTitle1's moustache hair.
★Arrr, we be lookin' for the SimLastName0 Heir as well.Why? Us pirates just be wantin' to help o'course!
★Please leave me be.We're busy on special orders from SimTitle0 to recover... er... I shouldn't have said that. Never mind.
★Stop your blither-blatherin' at me!We be busy on special orders from SimTitle0 to track down... er... I shouldn't have said that. Never ye mind.Be gone with ye!
★You shouldn't stick your pretty little nose where it doesn't belong.Now begone with you!
★Sounds like this is going to require a little extra persuasion.
★SimTitle0 found nothing of interest.
★Heh!It's a long story...
★There are definitely signs that someone recently passed through, but SimTitle0 was unable to find any useful clues.
★SimTitle0 found some broken branches which indicated that someone had strayed from the main trail.Upon following the path, she came across a ripped piece of cloth on a thorny bush.The path didn't lead any farther, so SimTitle0 pocketed the cloth and headed back to TownName.
★Clue Found!
★I found a scrap of cloth. It looks like it was ripped off someone's clothing as they made their way through the bushes.Perhaps an expert could tell me where this type of cloth is sold.
★There's a fine layer of green dust on the ground everywhere.I'll collect some to analyze.
★There's a fine layer of green dust on the ground everywhere.I'll collect a small amount and then maybe I can find something in the Archives to shed some light on what it might be.
★This reaction can only mean one thing: the ring has some of the Green Gas Residue on it.That means that Dacian was in the Reception Hall at the time of the attack.The plot thickens.
★After the incident, we did a thorough search of the Reception Hall and didn't find anything useful. You can search again if you'd like. Maybe you'd notice something we missed.Not sure what else I can recommend, sorry. Some of the other guards might know more.
★SimTitle0?That's that soft-lookin' merchant prince boy, right?Naw, I don't know nothin' about any o' that stuff.Maybe one of the other guards can help you.
★I'm sorry to say, but I don't know much about this whole situation.You're the second person to ask me about him today though. Some merchants came by asking about that stuff earlier.If you haven't already, you might try talking to them. I think they've been hanging around the Forest and the Town Square.
★I'm sorry to say, but I don't know much about this whole situation.You're the second person to ask me about him today though. Some merchants came by asking about that stuff earlier.If you haven't already, you might try talking to them. I think they've been hanging around the Forest and the Tavern.
★I'm sorry to say, but I don't know much about this whole situation.You're the second person to ask me about him today though. Some pirates came by asking about that stuff earlier.If you haven't already, you might try talking to them. I think they've been hanging around the Beach and the Town Square.
★I'm sorry to say, but I don't know much about this whole situation.You're the second person to ask me about him today though. Some pirates came by asking about that stuff earlier.If you haven't already, you might try talking to them. I think they've been hanging around the Beach and the Tavern.
★I noticed that pirate wench was quite a looker!I'd walk her plank, if you know what I mean.Eh? EH?Hehehe...Other than that, didn't notice anything.
★See, 'cause she's hot... and the plank... it's like, you walk it, right... pirates and stuff...Bah, never mind!
★I wasn't really paying attention to them.That Admiral... what's his name? Oh right, Admiral SimLastName0.I got caught up looking at him. He was giving the pirates the most hateful looks I've ever seen.
★I didn't see anything, but you know who might have?SimTitle0.I don't think anyone realizes how much stuff that woman sees while hanging around SimTitle1.
★There you go, eat it up.The medicine will help you heal faster.Now let me take a look at your wing, it looks like you'll need a splint.
★This ring has the Landegraab family crest on it.I wonder what it was doing lost on the beach...
★" Received Golden Spyglass" Received Jeweled Compass
★Fine, fine! I'll tell you.Yes, we were behind the attack during the peace summit.Yes, we had the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass, but they've since been stolen from us, no doubt by those scurvy pirate bastards. Now let us go and I'll make it worth your while.
★Here, take some gold and these pieces of a treasure map I've been holding on to. They should be more than worth your troubles with us.It's a very extravagant map. I'm sure it leads to a great treasure.
★What is the meaning of this?!I'll have your head on a pike!
★Thanks for coming to my party, everybody!You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
★I'm only going to be able to interrogate one of them.I'll have to drug one of them and get the other in the chair.
★Uuggh... wha... what happened?
★Come, SimTitle0, we're done here.
★The war between the Pirates of Aarbyville and Merchants of Tredony had been escalating ever since the failed attempt at a peace treaty.With TownName's support, the Merchants had gained the upper hand, but one thing had eluded them: SimTitle0 was still missing, as were the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass.Rumors ran rampant and SimTitle1 aimed to get to the bottom of things.A wealthy merchant was having a party and SimTitle1 knew it would be a prime opportunity to hear the latest scuttlebutt.
★The war between the Pirates of Aarbyville and Merchants of Tredony had been escalating ever since the failed attempt at a peace treaty.With TownName's support, the Pirates had gained the upper hand, but one thing had eluded them: SimTitle0 was still missing, as were the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass.Rumors ran rampant and SimTitle1 aimed to get to the bottom of things.A wealthy villager was having a party and SimTitle1 knew it would be a prime opportunity to hear the latest scuttlebutt.
★Well, that was a particularly fruitful harvest! I got a lot of leads to look into.Now to do some digging and see what turns up.
★I'll keep this out of the public eye for now. Perhaps the Guild will think more favorably of TownName for doing so.
★I'll keep this out of the public eye for now. Perhaps the Pirates will think more favorably of TownName for doing so.
★Hrm, it looks like Tredonian silk to me, but I'm not an expert.I'd go show it to the Cloth Merchant in the village if you want to be sure.
★The residue has Somnusberry extract in it.Somnusberries are extremely rare and only found in Tredony.Does this mean the Merchants were behind the Green Gas attack?
★The Merchants have arrived.
★Let's skip the pleasantries and get right to business.What is this news you have for us?
★I'm elated to see that Stormy is unharmed, but I would be lying if I said that I was happy that he led you to find us.Dacian and I ran away for a reason. There was no room for our love to blossom in the middle of our parents' ego-driven war.We escaped to get away from all that, and now you're here dragging us back in.
★... haven't found anything useful yet.Someone has to know something about what happened to SimTitle0.Keep looking! We can't go back to SimTitle1 without news of his son.
★... haven't found anything useful yet.Someone has to know something about what happened to SimTitle0.Keep looking! We can't go back to SimTitle1 without news of his son.Shh! The song is ending.
★... haven't found anything useful yet.Someone has to know something about what happened to SimTitle0.Keep looking! SimTitle1 thinks that if we find her, it may lead us to SimFirstName2.
★... haven't found anything useful yet.Someone has to know something about what happened to SimTitle0.Keep looking! SimTitle1 thinks that if we find her, it may lead us to SimFirstName2.Shh! The song is ending.
★A black parrot, huh?I wonder if the one I found earlier might be... naw... but maybe?I should at least look into it when we're done here.
★It's not just Dacian Landegraab who is missing.Misty Darktide also disappeared. Some people think they ran off together.
★The residue has Somnusberry extract in it.Somnusberries are extremely rare and only found in... wait, where are they from?
★Well, hello there! You came back at just the right time, Mr. Parrot.His wing has healed nicely. It should be safe for him to make a longer flight.Now, let's see if he recognizes Misty's scent from the piece of cloth I found in the woods.
★Didn't Find a Clue (partial)
★Some people think that SimFirstName0 and SimFirstName1 were the ones who stole the Compass and Spyglass, but nobody knows for sure.It's so exciting to have all this mystery going on in TownName!
★I've got a couple hours before the party begins.I should make sure I'm all set. I don't want to miss any opportunities because my stomach is growling or I'm too tired.
★The party should be going strong now. Time to go see what interesting news I can uncover.
★The residue has Somnusberry extract in it.Somnusberries are extremely rare and only found in Aarbyville.Does this mean the Pirates were behind the Green Gas attack?
★The Pirates have arrived.
★Hail, SimTitle0.We received your summons. How may we be of assistance?
★Let's skip the pleasantries and get right to business.What is this news you have for us?
★It looks like there are two different plants that this residue could have come from.The only way to tell them apart is by taste...Time to cook this goo up and see what it tastes like.
★Do I know who was behind the attack?*laughs* Of course I do. It was me. And I would do it again! Any excuse to inflict suffering on those filthy pirates! My only regret was when that water-logged wench Misty escaped! I even had both the Golden Spyglass and the Jeweled Compass in my grasp, but they've since been stolen. No doubt it was that slippery pirate wench!
★So Dacian threw his ring into the ocean, eh?Damn that mewling, commoner-kissing son of mine!I knew he was hobnobbing with that pirate wench.I should've killed that black parrot messenger bird of hers long before she could use it to turn Dacian against me.
★You make a strong case, SimTitle0.Actually, this sheds some light onto suspicions we've been harboring toward SimTitle1.
★That bastard...I knew he was up to something.
★Now that I've sorted this whole mess out, I need to decide if I want to make it public knowledge that the attack during the peace summit was orchestrated by the Guild Consortium.I'm sure the Guild would prefer for it to remain a secret, but perhaps this is too big to keep to myself.
★Now that I've sorted this whole mess out, I need to decide if I want to make it public knowledge that the attack during the peace summit was orchestrated by Blacksail Ravenscar.I'm sure the Pirates would prefer for it to remain a secret, but perhaps this is too big to keep to myself.
★HaHA! It's in the bucket!Weird, it looks like it turned the water in the bucket green.Maybe tasting the water will give me some kind of insight.
★There has to be something I can deduce from this ring, but I have no idea how to go about doing it.I suppose it couldn't hurt to go make a wish at the well while I try to come up with something.
★Huh, that's odd...When the mixture turns this color, it means it has come into contact with sea salt.How did Dacian's ring get coated in sea salt?
★It's salt water...I wonder how Dacian's ring got enough salt on it to flavor this water?
★Hrm... nothing here.I don't think I've ever noticed just how much sand there is on this beach.Won't find anything if I don't keep looking though, will I?
★<sigh>This is getting old fast. How am I supposed to find anything here?I'll look just a bit more...
★Gah! This is pointless!I could spend all day down here and not find anything more useful than some rotten seaweed.
★My message should reach the Guild shortly. I expect I'll hear a response within an hour.
★Ah, my falcon has brought a response from the Guild Lord:"SimTitle0, we have received your summons and are on our way to meet with you."
★My message should reach the Pirate Tribunal shortly. I expect I'll hear a response within an hour.
★Actually, I did see them sneak off to the forest for a bit during the peace summit.They were kissing in the bushes, but SimFirstName0 seemed like she was in a big hurry to get back to the Reception Hall.She practically dragged SimFirstName1 out of the forest with her when they went back.
★Actually, I did see them leave right before the attack happened.They ran off into the forest together. They were both laughing. It was weird.I didn't say anything because I didn't want to get caught up in stuff. Peons like me are the first to get axed if we stick our necks out.Please don't tell anyone you heard this from me!
★Wait! I bet SimTitle0 has some information about what SimFirstName1 and SimFirstName2 were up to at the summit.Servants are used to being ignored and often pick up on a lot more than their masters realize.I should go speak with her right away.
★Alright, we've got a splint on your wing now.In order for the medicine to work its magic, you'll have to get a little exercise.The splint should be sturdy enough for you to do a little flying, but don't go too far from me.
★I'll just make a small adjustment to your splint...There we go. Now get a little more exercise to keep the medicine working.
★Enough!I'm telling you the truth. We were not behind the attack and had nothing to do with Dacian's disappearance.We suspect that Blacksail Ravenscar was behind everything.We also have reason to believe that Misty is working with Ravenscar. I saw her black parrot, Stormy, delivering messages to him.Believe me, we want to find them as much as you do.
★I haven't killed her, just put her to sleep for a bit.Now shut up and do what I tell you.
★Hey, what the?!Uuuugh... so... sleepy...
★I wish this stuff weren't so rare. I'd keep some on me at all times.
★Alright, let's see what secrets are in this sand.
★HOT! Hothothothothot!This is definitely the spicy plant that the scroll mentioned.That means the green goo was made from Somnusberries, which only grow in Aarbyville.Does this mean the Pirates were behind the green gas attack at the Peace Summit?
★This tastes just like the green goo I ate earlier!The ring must have had some of the Green Gas Residue on it.That means Dacian was in the Reception Hall at the time of the attack.The plot thickens.
★Such an odd flavor...This is the snake-flavored one the scroll mentioned. That means the green goo was made from Somnusberries, which only grow in Tredony.Does this mean the Guild Consortium was behind the green gas attack at the Peace Summit?
★This is too big to keep to myself.I'll go tell SimTitle0 to spread the word so people know what really happened.
★Thanks.Wait...Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!
★What?! That's amazing!This is some of the biggest news I've had in a long while. I'll start spreading the word right away.
★I have not heard anything about that.Maybe one of the guards might know something. Have you tried asking them?
★Ever since that hubbub with the peace treaty thingy, people have been finding all manner of interesting stuff down on the beach.It's probably all been found by now, but you might try searching down there.
★Yeah, I did hear some rumors about that.Who knows what to believe though, right?I'm more interested in finding out what happened to SimTitle0 and that pirate wench... what's her name? Oh yeah, SimFirstName1.
★Now to wait for their response.I hope they take the bait.
★HaHA! It's in the bucket!Weird, the water near the ring is cloudy.Maybe tasting the water will give me some kind of insight.
★"A good bard keeps up on all the latest gossip."
★"No stone shall go unturned until I find him."
★The mystery of the Missing Heir and Swashbuckling Lass remained a mystery.
★SimTitle0 solved the mystery of the missing heir and recovered the Spyglass and Compass!
★Primary Hero:" Spy" Bard
★"If it's not in the bucket, maybe I can get a small child to go down in there after it."
★Try to Retrieve the Ring from the Well
★"When all else fails, it can't hurt to try for some luck."
★Use the Well to Wish for a Clue from the Ring
★"I need someone who can tell me more about this cloth. There is a cloth merchant in the village I can ask. Or perhaps someone who buys and sells lots of goods might know something."
★Have the Torn Cloth Examined by an Expert
★"The Archives contain all sorts of strange information. For example, a stew made from dire chinchilla fur is an excellent remedy for headaches."
★Use an Archives to Search for Information on the Goo
★"If my suspicions are correct, this bird belongs to Misty and will recognize her scent."
★Give the Injured Parrot the Scent from the Torn Cloth
★"I'll just mix a little healing potion into his food first..."(Requires Weak Curative Tonic)
★Feed the Injured Parrot some Medicine
★Follow the Parrot to find Misty in the Forest
★"The bird recognized Misty's scent and will lead us right to her!"
★Use a Ship to Follow Misty's Bird
★"Hopefully they take the bait."
★Use the Messenger Post to Invite the Tredonians to TownName
★Use the Messenger Post to Invite the Pirates to TownName
★"Sometimes, I'll catch an interesting snippet of conversation during the silence at the end of a song."
★Perform a Song and listen to the crowd at the end.
★"Maybe I'll find something surreptitious in the sand."
★Search the Beach for Clues
★"It sounds like there may be a clue to find in the forest."
★Search Forest path for clues
★"One of the guards suggested looking in the Reception Hall."
★Search the Reception Hall for Clues
★"The wing is weakened, but it's not broken. This will mend."(Requires Weak Health Salve)
★Treat the Injured Parrot's Wing
★"People will say the darndest things when they think nobody is listening."
★Listen in on Conversations
★"I get the feeling these merchants are up to something and I intend to find out what."
★Eavesdrop on a Merchant
★"I get the feeling these pirates are up to something and I intend to find out what."
★Eavesdrop on a Pirate
★"Can I stand being around this lady long enough to find out for free?"
★Give ｧ100 to SimTitle1 or Sweet Talk her to Find out the Secret
★"Some forceful prose will show I mean business."
★Intimidate the Pirate with a Poem(poem must contain 'Sickness & Death' and 'War' themes)
★Intimidate the Merchant with a Poem(poem must contain 'Sickness & Death' and 'War' themes)
★"I'll get what I need to know one way or the other."
★Use the Interrogation Chair to get Information from SimTitle1
★"It's time to get some answers."
★Lock Up SimTitle1 in the Interrogation Chair
★Await the Merchants' Arrival
★Await a Response from the Merchants
★"He should be arriving in TownName shortly."
★Await the Guild Lord's Arrival
★Await the Pirates' Arrival
★Await a Response from the Pirates
★"They should arrive in TownName shortly."
★Await the Pirates' Arrival
★"Hopefully they'll take the bait."
★"Who would've seen SimFirstName1 leave the castle to go to the forest?"
★Find someone who knows what SimFirstName1 was doing in the Forest.
★"A big gathering like this is always ripe with juicy gossip and tasty tidbits of news. I'd better get myself ready."String0 until party starts.
★Prepare for the Party
★Await a Response from the Guild Consortium
★"My bird is quick. It should return shortly."
★Await a Response from the Pirates
★Dacian Landegraab had gone missing during the failed Peace Summit and both the Guild Lord and the Pirate Tribunal had their own reasons to seek his whereabouts.
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★Primary Hero:" Spy
★The Swashbuckling Lass
★Ever since the failed treaty, rumors on the whereabouts of Dacian Landegraab and Misty Darktide have run rampant.Some think they were kidnapped, others believe they eloped.The truth is more complicated than most would expect.
★Secrets and Successions
★Test Approach
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★Make That Six
★I'll need to hold onto these seeds for later.
★Handful of Seeds
★The gold I'm going to donate to the kingdom.
★Bag o' Simoles
★Work order from the Monarch guaranteeing a building will be built. Sometime. At some location...
★Architectural Work Order
★My newly minted masks, neatly bundled up for distribution to the fashionistas.
★Bag o' Masks
★A ring from one of the fashionistas proclaiming me a master of design.
★Fashionista's Ring
★My armors for trading!
★Bag o' Armors
★My swords for trading!
★Bag o' Swords
★The meat from my successful hunt.
★Meat from Hunting
★I'll forge this gold Simole into the next badge, proving my worth as a Trader!
★One Gold Simole
★The seeds sprouted into wheat! They're still a while off from full maturity, though.
★The wheat has grown to full maturity, right in my pocket!
★The wheat is still growing; it's almost at its full maturity.
★Baby Wheat
★Immature Wheat
★Fully Matured Wheat
★Fine tools for the Monarch's next architectural project.
★Bundle of Hammers
★Go on Warfare Hunt
★If SimTitle0 didn't master all of the seven Mechanical Arts, then a great tragedy would befall TownName: everyone in the tavern would laugh at her!!
★SimTitle0 was able to become a master of all seven of the Mechanical Arts, and she did it all without violating a single one of the rules that were loosely defined by herself.By meeting her own highly flexible criteria, the blacksmith had truly earned every single badge that she had awarded to herself. Nobody could ever dispute SimTitle0's claim to the title "Ultimate Master of Everything." It was a good day for SimFirstName0.
★Primary Hero:" Blacksmith
★Give Hammers
★"I hope these will help the future of architecture in TownName."
★Give Monarch Hammers
★Discuss Architecture
★"I should ask the Monarch what she wants built!"
★Discuss Architecture with SimTitle1
★Give 250 Simoles
★"This should get the kingdom built up in no time!"
★Give 250 Simoles to SimTitle1
★Give Mask
★"The fashionistas have to approve before I'm worthy of my next badge."
★Give Mask to Fashionista
★"I've traded a great deal of goods, and I've earned that next badge!"
★Forge the Badge of Trading
★"The culmination of my venture into the Arts!"
★Craft a Hammer of the Mechanical Arts
★"I'll need some armors to trade."
★Craft 3 Crude Plate Mails
★"I'll need to make some swords to trade."
★Craft 3 Longswords
★"Mmm-mmm... Just like Grandma used to forge!"
★Create some Forge Cookin'
★"My hunt was successful and therefore so was my mastery of Warfare."
★Forge the Badge of Warfare
★"I AM a pretty good blacksmith. I think I've earned a badge!"
★Craft the Badge of Blacksmithing
★"It may not have been traditional tailoring, but I rocked the fashion world!"
★Forge the Badge of Tailoring
★"I am the Architect of my own badge!"
★Craft the Badge of Architecture
★"Now that I've mastered everything, making a little badge should be easy!"
★Forge the Badge of Cooking
★"If there's one thing I know about fashion, it's that metal is always in!"
★Forge 3 Iron Masks
★"I've mastered all the Arts, but I need some way to show it."
★Forge the Seven Mechanical Arts Seal
★"A few hammers will go a long way when it comes to the kingdom's next construction project."
★Craft 3 Cruddium Hammers
★"I grew wheat in my pocket... Seriously, is there anything I CAN'T do?"
★Forge the Badge of Agriculture
★What should she forge, indeed?
★How should SimTitle0 contribute?
★"I can make a handful of hammers and donate them to the kingdom!"
★"I will forge a Hammer of Unparalleled Power from the seven badges!"
★"I've got money to spare. 250 gold Simoles should suffice!"
★"I will forge the Seal of the Seven Mechanical Arts! An artifact of strong magical properties!"
★There, all seven badges are complete. To truly commemorate this occasion, I'll do one final forging to prove I've mastered all seven Mechanical Arts! But what should I forge?
★Why it just so happens that I have 250 Simoles right here. I'll pass these along to the queen and get that building started right!
★It's so... Metal!
★The fashionistas really loved the masks! One of them even gave me a memento to show that I'm a fantastic designer. Sounds like a perfect object to meld into my next badge.
★There. Next on the list is the Cooking badge, and to show my cooking prowess I'll combine the meat from my hunt with my pocket wheat.And ovens are for wimps. To the forge!
★This hammer and I have a common destiny: incredible greatness!
★Finally, proof! I've mastered all Seven Mechanical Arts. All of which make me a more powerful Smith!
★Most of the badges are done! Warfare is next... and often associated with Hunting! Through Hunting I can get meat and through Agriculture I can get grains. Together, I can use those ingredients to complete my Badge of Cooking as well! It's all coming together...
★The next Art to learn is Tailoring. Now I don't know much about sewing, but I do understand forging. Perhaps some metal clothes will capture the villagers' imaginations.
★Finally, headgear that makes a real statement: "I have no shame!"Marvelous!
★What can I conquer next using my blacksmithing and trading skills? Buildings take tools and money, so maybe Architecture is the next step.I should ask the Monarch what she wants built in the kingdom.
★Who's a master blacksmith? This girl! Next on the list is the Art of Trade. I can easily make weapons and armor that are good enough to trade! This should be easy.
★This is not what I had in mind when I came to conquer Architecture, but helping the cause is enough for my mastery... I guess.
★The Seven Mechanical Arts: Tailoring, Architecture, Agriculture, Warfare, Trade, Cooking, and Blacksmithing. SimTitle0 was the master of one Art, but she wanted more. One night, after a few ales, she announced, "I will succeed in one difficult task for each of the Arts. After each victory, I'll forge a badge using what I've learned to signify my dominance over that art." Today the challenge would begin.SimFirstName0 dropped a handful of seeds into her pocket. "Those are for the Agriculture Art, once I figure out how to grow them," she thought, "but the first thing I should do is forge my Blacksmithing badge!"
★I have a fine assortment of hammers. I'll bundle them up into a nice package and give them to the castle.
★SimTitle0 stared into her pocket, taking a handful of seconds to register what she saw there. The seeds had fully matured into a small crop of wheat! Somehow they had found the nutrients and moisture necessary to thrive."Wow," the blacksmith said aloud, "I should really be cleaning these clothes a little more often."Spontaneously generating a pocketful of wheat qualified as a mastery of farming in SimTitle0's mind, so she decided to use a little of the wheat to make her Agriculture badge. The rest could be saved for Cooking.
★The seal will transform me as a person!
★This hammer and I shall forge many great things. I am a true Master!!
★Agriculture? Mastered.
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