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★Recycle the Metal
★"Is Griselda the Pit Beast? Funny, I always thought the Pit Beast was a boy."
★Ask SimTitle1 who Griselda is
★"Griselda needs a momentary break. I hope Her Majesty doesn't have any more Guild members already scheduled for execution..."
★Discuss Pit Beast Diet
★"Griselda has to give up eating one or the other, Pirates or Guildsmen. The only person qualified to make this call is the Queen."
★Discuss Griselda's health with SimTitle1
★"A wise decision! With the root issue addressed, I shall go on to cure the Beast's symptoms..."
★Ask about Pit Beast's health
★"How's the poor girl been doing lately? Anything unusual?"
★Ask SimTitle1 about Pit Beast's health
★Discuss Griselda's Indigestion
★"Griselda the Pit Beast seems to be having trouble digesting her usual meals. I'd better report this to SimTitle1..."
★Discuss Griselda's Indigestion with SimTitle1
★"Dive into the Pit!"
★"Someone has to go and pull the metal out of the beast's stomach. I'll create a concoction to knock the beast out. YOU figure out how to not get eaten!"
★Instruct SimTitle1
★Get Burial Maps & Shovel
★"Gross. I have to go digging for corpse clues? Yuck!"
★"I'll do my best."
★"I'll try and help Griselda, but she isn't exactly my normal patient."
★Accept the job
★"Who exactly is sick?"
★"The message sounded dire. I hope no one's seriously ill."
★Ask SimTitle1 About Message
★Ask About Beast
★"SimTitle1 will know if the beast will eat this willingly."
★Ask SimTitle1 About the Beast
★"I'm sure SimTitle1 is on top of things, but you never know."
★Offer Help to SimTitle1
★Ask SimTitle1 About Gold Bar
★Ask SimTitle1 About Dagger
★Give Report to SimTitle1
★Ask SimTitle1 How to Survive the Beast
★Give SimTitle1 Mystic Grog
★Discuss Pit Beast Diet With SimTitle1
★Ask Shady Character About Searching Techniques
★Offer Shady Character Money
★Practice Searching Techniques With a Guard
★Search Condemned Prisoner
★"I think I know how to solve this problem, but I'll need SimTitle1's help."
★Consult With SimTitle1
★"I can't imagine why there's a gold bar lying on the ground, but SimTitle1 spends a lot of time around here..."
★"I hope SimFirstName1 has some useful information. All I have is these slime-covered clues: a Guild gold bar and Pirate dagger."
★"A mystic grog will knock Griselda out cold. Now to just let SimTitle1 know that it's Go Time!"
★"I hope SimFirstName1 has some useful information. All I have is this slime-covered dagger and the beast's feeding schedule."
★"Maybe I can coat myself in something that the beast can't stand..."
★Discuss Pit Beast With SimTitle1
★"Surely SimTitle1 can see the folly of tossing hundreds of pounds of metal into the beast's digestive tract."
★"This might just be the fellow I need..."
★"Time to put these skills to the test..."
★"Now I'm sure this is the character I need."
★"Griselda needs a momentary break. I hope Her Majesty doesn't have any more pirates already scheduled for execution..."
★"Need any help?"
★Discuss Beast Problem
★Give Citrus Infusion
★Discuss Pit Beast Diet
★Inject With Citrus Infusion
★Inject With Jumping Death Potion
★Give Salad
★"Griselda has scurvy!"
★"Griselda has the gout and the scurvy!"
★Discuss Citrus Infusion With SimTitle1
★Ask About Gold Bar
★Ask About Dagger
★Give Report
★Give Mystic Grog
★"Survival chances?"
★Discuss Pit Beast Diet
★Ask About Searching Techniques
★Offer Money for Assistance
★Practice Searching Techniques
★Search for Hidden Metals
★Discuss Salad With SimTitle1
★"What's 'Griselda' been eating?"
★"If Griselda's diet has changed recently, SimTitle1 should know how and why."
★Ask SimTitle1 About Griselda's Diet
★"What's so special about this dagger?"
★Give Salad
★"How to jump in bed with the Beast and survive - that is the question!"
★Warn About Vision
★"I've got to let SimFirstName1 know what I have seen!"
★Warn SimTitle1 About Vision
★"Perhaps SimTitle1 can tell me what's going on."
★"Some public executions and a little fresh air will provide a welcome distraction from this ugly conflict."
★Go to the Pit of Judgement
★"Perhaps someone will know of a good method to search sims for hidden items."
★Go to Town Square
★"I'll poke around a little; if only for SimTitle0's sake!"
★Investigate Pit of Judgement
★"I haven't the foggiest idea what kind of illness this could be. Do pit beasts have humours?"
★Research Pit Beasts for String0
★"Maybe if I focus my research on digestive issues I'll come up with more useful information."
★"The Pit Beast is a valuable asset. If anything bad were to happen...well, I shudder to think of it. I need to scry into the near future to make sense of events."
★Scry for String0
★"Now that I think about it, it is quite strange having such an unusual creature literally embedded in TownName."
★Research for String0
★Research Digestion for String0
★"If the squirrel can survive a cinnamon dusting, then I can too!"
★Acquire 1000 Cinnamon
★"A hearty dose should be enough to knock the beast out, right? Right?"
★Craft 1000 Mystic Grog
★"I'll need bear meat and a spit to make this palatable for Griselda."
★"I'll need bear meat, a spit, and SimTitle2's potion to make a drugged meal for Griselda."
★"I'll need several citrus fruits to create an infusion strong enough to dose up Griselda."
★Craft a Citrus Infusion
★"Giving Griselda's next... meal... a strong dose of citrus will be good enough to stave off her scurvy symptoms for a while."
★Craft Jumping Death Potion
★"Giving Griselda's next... meal... a strong dose of roughage will be good enough to stave off her symptoms for a while."
★"I suppose if SimTitle1 is going to die anyway, SimTitle2 might as well get some amusement out of it..."
★Have Citrus Bear in Inventory
★Have Drugged Bear in Inventory
★"I remember the effects of this being pretty funny when my childhood friend accidentally ingested it..."
★"What should I put in Griselda's salad? Several cabbages, of course. Then grapes and onion. And honey and salt for the dressing. Perfect!"
★Make a Salad in the Cauldron and Put It in Inventory
★Have Stuffed Bear in Inventory
★"Whatever Griselda has been throwing up lately could possibly lead to clues about her health. They've got to be close by the Pit..."
★Use Guildsmen Burial Map to Search for Treasure
★Use Pirate Burial Map to Search for Treasure
★Stop feeding Griselda which type of meat?
★How should SimTitle0 solve the problem?
★How should SimTitle0 get the shady character's attention?
★What should SimTitle0 say?
★Help the Pirates: "With all their daily vices, pirate meat is tainted with all sorts of nasty diseases. Stop feeding her Pirates."
★Keep Using Griselda: "I suppose we could feed citrus infusions to the pirates before sending them to the pit..."
★"She seems like a woman motivated by money."
★"Perhaps we could remove the offending metal from the victims before pitting them..."
★Help the Pirates: "With all the rusty metal they usually carry, I'd avoid tossing in those Pirates."
★Keep Using Griselda: "I suppose we could feed salad to the merchants before sending them to the pit..."
★Help the Consortium: "Tredonian meat is much too rich for her blood. Stop feeding the beast Guildsmen."
★Execute through other means: "Some fatal poisons have quite amusing pre-death side effects..."
★"A swift, magical kick in the pants should do the trick."
★"Perhaps showing mercy would be just as rewarding..."
★Help the Consortium: "Tredonian metal compounds pose serious risks. Griselda should avoid Guildsmen."
★That's good thinking! We wouldn't want the poor Beast to eat the metal you just removed. I'll make some good coin off these scraps...especially that gold bar you found all covered in slime. When I clean it up, it'll be worth a fortune.Here, take these simoles as payment. It's only fair.
★Hmmm, a pirate dagger covered in Pit slime? And teeth marks? (More like fang marks, actually.)I wonder what SimTitle0 knows about this.
★The War between the Pirates and Guild Consortium raged on. TownName, still considered a neutral party, delivered services to both sides.In fact, the Pit Beast was so busy with various prisoner executions that one had to make reservations weeks in advance if they expected to get in some Judgement time.
★In that case, I defer to your judgment. We shall stop feeding the beast the Guild prisoners sent by the Pirate fleet!
★Say, that lady over there looks like she knows a thing or two about how to relieve someone of their valuables.
★What? No- I never even looked at her before... I'm leaving now, bye!
★What an odd thing to say... Hang on, I think that woman stole my purse! Now I'm positive she's the one I need. But how do I prove to them that I mean business?
★Yikes! Alright, I'll help you! I'll practice with you!
★Oh, wow, that was easy. I even got my purse back. Now to show SimTitle0's guards how to do this.
★Alright, sure I'll practice with you.
★Hey, that felt kind of nice, SimFirstName0. Is that all there is to it? Even I could do that! I'll show my fellow guards right away.
★Alright, let's get this next execution over with.
★Hey, that tickles! Oh no, not my secret gold coin! I need that in the afterlife!
★Hey, that tickles! Oh no, not my lucky whaling harpoon! I need that!
★I suppose we could do that. But you know how thick my guards are. You'll have to make sure they're trained to spot and remove any metal objects from these rascals. Now let's get rid of SimFirstName0 here. He can be the first test of our new little system.
★Eureka! Increased amounts of Tredonian meat combined with highly acidic Pirate meat has caused a severe allergic reaction in Griselda.Limiting her diet to one type of meat (Pirate or Guildsman, but not both) would fix the problem.I wonder what the Queen thinks about this...
★NOT execute them? That's no fun.I have a better idea. Why not use magic to execute them? That would be quite the spectacle, no? You can start with SimFirstName1 here. He's next on the chopping block.
★Good show, SimFirstName0, good show! I think I may have found my new executioner.
★Phew! Now that's a potent citrus concoction! Phew! But I'm not about to reach my hand into the Beast's mouth to feed her. Perhaps SimTitle1 can give her this citrus dose.
★Phew! That's quite a lot of vegetables. Never touch the stuff, myself. Nor am I about to reach my hand into the Beast's mouth to feed her. Perhaps SimTitle1 can give her these greens.
★But how am I going to find someone to train the guards how to search the victims?
★"I urgently request your aid and knowledge. My best friend, the Pit Beast Griselda, is very sick. I fear she is not long for this world. Enclosed is the sum of ァ200 for your services."Sincerely,the Executioner
★Soon after the conflict between the Pirates and Guild began, low rumblings began emitting from the Pit. An unhappy Pit Beast could only mean trouble.SimTitle0 was agitated. "I need to scry into the near future of TownName. To my crystal ball!" she cried!
★I'm seeing... the pit beast eating prisoners? Not enough detail - I must scry further...
★There's not as much information on the beast as I'd hoped. It has at least one large tentacle (as many as nine), is female (maybe male), and has been here as long as TownName. ...oh, and it can digest almost anything, except for metal.
★That should do it. I'm sure glad SimTitle0 agreed to jump down there.But first I need to convince SimTitle1 to stop feeding the beast so many prisoners!
★Right then, off you go! Make sure you get all the metal out of the beast, and try not to get yourself eaten!I'll convince SimTitle0 to stop feeding the beast so many Tredonians...
★Right then, off you go! Make sure you get all the metal out of the beast, and try not to get yourself eaten!
★After multiple feedings this Gold Bar and Dagger are all that remain? I wonder if all the prisoners of war being executed might be clogging up the beast's digestion.
★The beast ate a pirate? And this slimy dagger is all that remains? I wonder if the beast has problems digesting metal! All the pirates SimTitle1 has been executing must be clogging up the poor beast's digestion. Someone (ahem, YOU) has to go in and pull the metal out of the beast's stomach. I'll create a concoction to knock the beast out. YOU figure out how to not get eaten!
★Achoo! Oh, I think I got some up my nose. Such a pricey spice, but worth it if it saves my skin!
★Okay...I'm covered in Griselda repellant. That should protect me long enough to deliver a Mystic Grog dose to knock her out.
★Watcher protect me!
★Nice beast! Don't eat me! Ok... it's working, now for the grog. Damn these potion corks! Why do they have to make them so tight? Here you go, Griselda!
★Oh dear, the future is really unclear...the Beast of TownName is very sick? Without help, she will die!?Perhaps, SimFirstName0 can help make sense of my prophecy!
★The Beast? Dead? Are you sure? That thing is extremely valuable to TownName! Well, can we do anything about it?
★The crystal ball reveals what is presently going to happen, but events can change the course of the future. We may be able to prevent the Beast's untimely demise.Go investigate the creature. I'll see what more I can find out myself...
★Alright, here's the spot. I guess I should look around...
★Let's see, there are the stocks. Doesn't seem useful. There's the executioner's hut...Hmm...she might know something.
★A gold bar inscribed with Guild emblems? And covered in some nasty sort of... slime? (No wonder no one wanted to pick it up.)I wonder what SimTitle0 knows about this.
★The Pit Beast's health must be protected at all costs! She is invaluable to TownName!So fine, we have to stop feeding her so many war criminals. So tell me, SimTitle0, what do you suggest?
★Well, Griselda the Beast has eaten a ton of Pirates and Guildsman. You know, with the War on and whatnot.She's been spitting things up lately, the belongings of her various victims. I've been burying them all over the Judgement Pit. It seemed like the right thing to do.
★Not really why I went to wizard college, but I suppose I could do that, Your Majesty.
★Ah! This isn't how I imagined it would end!
★In that case, I defer to your judgment. We shall stop feeding the beast the Pirate prisoners sent by the Guild Consortium!
★That's good thinking! We wouldn't want the poor Beast to eat the metal you just removed. I'll make some good coin off these scraps... When I clean it up, it'll be worth a fortune.Here, take these simoles as payment. It's only fair.
★The Pit Beast's health must be protected at all costs! She is invaluable to TownName!So fine, we have to stop feeding her both types of war criminals. So tell me, SimTitle0, is one type of meat worse than the other?
★"Please visit the Pit of Judgement urgently. My best friend is sick and hasn't been eating. I fear she is not long for this world. Enclosed is the sum of ァ200 for your services."Sincerely,the Executioner
★Hm... sounds serious. I'd best be on my way.
★I'll bet that the increased amount of pirate meat has made her susceptible to the health problems commonly suffered by pirates.In other words, Griselda has scurvy. A good dose of citrus should help her. I'll prepare some for her.
★I'll bet that the increased amount of Tredonian meat has made her susceptible to the health problems commonly suffered by Tredonians.In other words, Griselda has gout! A good dose of roughage should help. What she needs is a big salad.
★I'm convinced: too many pirates eaten equals a sick Griselda. I really need for her to eat this citrus infusion. Good luck!
★This hurts me more than it hurts you...Alright, maybe not so much.
★There, that should provide one amusing execution.
★There, that dosage looks about right.
★Ow, that stings! But in kind of a tangy, refreshing way. Huh.
★Not the last meal I expected. Ugh, what am I, a rabbit? Fine.
★I'm convinced: Griselda's difficulties are the result of eating far too many Guild Consortium members. I really need her to eat this salad. Good luck!
★What? I've already given up executing Guildsmen.Give up tossing pirates in the pit ALSO (even if it's only temporary)? How do you expect me to entertain myself?
★Ow, that hurts! Woah, I'm feeling... so... sad! Why do the worst things always happen to me?
★Is he ready for the pit? Well, off with you!
★Waaaah!! Wait a minute, things aren't so bad! In fact, they're hilarious! Wheeeee!
★Wheeee! Wheeee-- oh, blergh. Not... feeling... so...
★What? I've already given up executing Pirates.Give up tossing Tredonians in the pit ALSO (even if it's only temporary)? How do you expect me to entertain myself?
★Excellent, SimFirstName0! I knew I could count on you. I've got just the victim in mind to do your work! SimFirstName1 here is waiting patiently!
★Nice one, SimFirstName0! Keep executing my enemies in hilarious ways and I won't have any need to trouble ol' Griselda!
★Thanks for coming. It's Griselda - she's not well, the poor dear. Ever since this war broke out, she's had a nonstop smorgasbord of Pirate and Guildsmen prisoners. She should be happy, but she's looking weaker every day!
★There's something wrong with Griselda. She seems so weak, despite all of the war criminals she's been feeding on. She should be stronger from all the meat, not weaker!I can only hope SimTitle1 can figure out her illness.
★Scurvy? That makes sense. Too bad, Griselda loves the taste of Pirate flesh. But citrus will cure her? It's too bad she's a meat eater, our Griselda. She don't eat anything that's not covered in meat. Especially bear meat. It's her favorite.
★Sounds like she likes it! Great work, SimFirstName0! Thanks for your help!
★She liked it even better than the citrus bear! Nice work, SimTitle0!
★She likes it! Griselda is cured! Wonderful job, SimTitle0!
★Gout? Too bad, Griselda loves the taste of Guild flesh. But salad will cure her? It's too bad she's a meat eater, our Griselda. She don't eat anything that's not covered in meat. Especially bear meat. It's her favorite.
★Griselda spit it out after eating that Marquis Andover of Tredony I gave her the other day. Maybe she doesn't like the taste of Guildsmen?
★The Beast vomited it up after eating Peter the Pirate. Do you think his flesh was bad?
★A silly little squirrel covered in cinnamon jumped into the pit the other day! He must have gotten into a spice trader's stash.In any case, Griselda sneezed and sneezed and the little squirrel came up later untouched.You might try powdering yourself in cinnamon.
★You did it! You saved Griselda! Thank you so much, SimTitle0!
★To you she's simply "Pit Beast", but to me she's partner and best friend. I can't let anything bad happen to her. Please help, SimFirstName0!
★I'm no expert on the physiology of tentacled creatures, but perhaps the archives have something to say on the subject.
★"Griselda...the Pit Beast?"
★Bah, I'm stuck! The closest match to the Pit Beast I can find is the mythical sim o' war, but that's no help. Perhaps SimTitle1 can offer more details about Griselda's recent war criminal binges. How many men has she eaten lately, and was there anything unusual about them?
★I hear the ol' Pit Beast is having quite the feeding frenzy with all the prisoners in TownName.I don't want to miss the show!
★Uh... what was that?
★Uh... was that the beast? That doesn't sound good.
★Yup, it sure sounds like she's having trouble digesting. I'd better report this to SimTitle0.
★I'll give Griselda her medicine. I'll also let SimTitle0 know what's going on. I'm sure she is very concerned...
★Hmmm... the citrus seems to have made the meat remarkably tender. I wonder if this recipe will catch on.Oh well, time for the pit!
★Mmmm... I'd be tempted to eat this, if I didn't think it would kill me.
★I've heard of parents hiding vegetables in their children's meat, but this feels a little silly...
★Griselda the Pit Beast is a valuable tool, especially in wartime. Who else can make war criminals tremble with such fear?I'd better ask SimFirstName0 if there's anything I can do to help.
★Problems eating pirates?Strange, I wonder what SimTitle0 makes of all this.
★Problems eating Pirates and Guild Consortium members?Strange, I wonder what SimTitle0 makes of all this.
★Sounds like Griselda's stomach is quite upset. This Beast is very important to the war effort. What do you require to tend to her needs?
★*Guuurrrrrrrgggglllle**Splortch*
★*Splortch*
★*Gurrrgle**Guurrrrrrgggle**SPLORTCH*
★*Sluuuuuuurp**Buuuuuurp*
★*NOM NOM NOM*
★I really have no idea what's wrong with her! See if you can feed her one of her usual snacks - some kind of meat, I think - and listen for the rumblings.If we can narrow down the problem, maybe I can find a cure.
★Hmm...this suggests that the problem is surely related to diet. I think a bit more research may be useful now that I know where to focus!
★We've been feeding Griselda an awful lot of prisoners lately, what with the war and whatnot. You think the Pirates could be giving her indigestion?DAMN YOU, PIRATES!Are the Guildsmen making my poor Griselda sick?DAMN YOU, GUILD CONSORTIUM!
★"Let's not rush to judgement until we hear back from SimTitle2."
★"One is what one eats, and the beast's diet is... poor."
★"All wizards feel kinship with magical beasts."
★"Poor Beast! How can I help?"
★"And I am involved with this... how?"
★"I can use a basin to mix the spice in water and create a kind of paint to coat my skin! I hope I don't get any of this stuff in my eyes."
★Use a Wash Basin to Apply Cinnamon
★Purge the Beast of Metal
★"It appears a letter has arrived for me at the messenger post with urgent delivery."
★Receive Letter from Messenger Post
★"I'll need to acquire some meat to see if the beast's issues are related to digestion."
★Feed the Beast
★Feed the Beast Citrus Meat
★Feed the Beast Stuffed Bear
★"I hope she doesn't mind the taste..."
★Feed the Beast the Drugged Bear
★Overdose SimTitle1 With Jumping Death Potion
★"This can't be pleasant for SimFirstName1, but he won't feel it for long anyway..."
★Inject SimTitle1 With Citrus Infusion
★Inject SimTitle1 With Jumping Death Potion
★Give SimTitle1 Salad
★"This still doesn't seem like a good use of my time and energy..."
★Cast Magic Arrow on SimTitle1
★The beast continues to languish in its state of discomfort. Perhaps someone can save her once this war is over... if she lives that long.
★When Griselda the pit beast fell ill, it took a true physician to diagnose the problem. With the help of SimTitle1, SimTitle0 crafted a cure and, by working with SimTitle2, prevented any future relapses.
★Primary Hero:"  Physician-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Any non-Monarch
★"What were the symptoms again? First a giddy sense of the humorous quality of life, then a crushing depression, followed by intense nausea, then death."
★Wait for Jumping Death Potion to Take Effect
★"Now to see if Griselda accepts this meal..."
★Wait for SimFirstName0's Execution
★SimTitle0's wizardy instincts proved accurate; there was something wrong with the beast. With the aid of SimTitle1, SimFirstName0 unravelled the problem to cure the beast, and, by working with SimTitle2, prevented any future relapses.
★Primary Hero:"  Wizard-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Any non-Monarch
★GAIN PIRATE OR GUILD ALLEGIANCE:Almost every doctor in the kingdom was tending to the wounded soldiers on the front lines. The poor Pit Beast had no one to look after her. Perhaps some skilled Hero in TownName could fix the Beast's mysterious ailments.
★The Pirates and Guild Consortium aren't the only ones feeling the pains of war. Soon after the Incident triggered this conflict, low rumblings began emitting from the Pit of Judgement. The Beast doesn't seem to be feeling well, and an upset Pit Beast can only lead to tragedy. Find out what's wrong...and QUICK!
★The Beast Must Diet
★Betray the Pirate Tribunal
★Betray the Guild Consortium
★Accept Alliance with Guild Consortium
★Accept Alliance with Pirate Tribunal
★"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
★Accept an Alliance with the Tredonian Guild Consortium
★Accept an Alliance with the Aarbyvillian Pirate Tribunal
★Give Note from Admiral
★Give Note from Blacksail
★"It would be unwise to free the prisoner without consulting the Monarch."
★Bring the Admiral's Note to The Monarch
★Bring the Blacksail's Note to The Monarch
★Take Money and Weapon
★Take Money and Weapon
★"It's been a pleasure doing business with you."
★Take Money and Weapon from SimTitle1
★Take SimTitle1's Money and Weapon
★Intimidate Into Submission
★"Haha! Mwa-hahahah!"
★Threaten SimTitle1 into Submission
★"Gather your men and meet me at the Stocks."
★"It would be smart to have backup around, just in case."
★Tell SimTitle1 to Gather Security Forces
★Get the Admiral's Note
★Get the Blacksail's Note
★"A note, huh? Let's see what this is all about."
★Get the Admiral's note from SimTitle1
★Get the Blacksail's note from SimTitle1
★Become Allies and Collect Reward
★"Damn, it feels good to be a Guild Ally."
★Ally with the Guild Consortium and Collect your Reward
★"Damn, it feels good to be a Pirate."
★Ally with the Pirate Tribunal and Collect your Reward
★Order the Prisoner's Release
★"If his offer isn't to my liking, he'll go right back in the stocks."
★"And away we go."
★Order SimTitle1 to release SimTitle2
★Prepare for the Ambush
★"Set up in attack position!"
★"I'll have some of TownName's guards in position just in case."
★Give SimTitle1 the order to Prepare for the Ambush
★Take Custody of the Prisoner
★"The capture of SimTitle1 is no small deal. This could turn the tide of the war."
★Take Custody of SimTitle1
★Get Status Report
★"My agents keep me up-to-date on noteworthy events."
★Get a Status Report from SimTitle1
★"The Pirates will have no idea something is amiss until it is too late!"
★"The Merchants will have no idea something is amiss until it is too late!"
★Listen to SimTitle0's Plan
★Wait for the Merchants to Return
★"They're going to walk right into this trap!"
★Wait for the Pirates to Return
★Check in on the Prisoner
★"With the stakes this high, I want to make sure everything is going as planned."
★"I should check to see if anyone needs any care."
★Return to the Clinic
★Meet the Merchants at the Forest
★"Just act natural and stay calm. They don't suspect a thing."
★Meet the Pirates at the Dock
★"These are some surly pirates. I wouldn't want to run across that SimTitle0 guy in a dark alley."
★"These guys look armed to the teeth! Goes to show what the resources of the Guild can accomplish."
★Return with Blacksail SimLastName1's Reinforcements
★Return with Tredonian Reinforcements
★"Back to my usual duties."
★Return to the Throne Room
★Return to the Throne Room
★Will TownName betray the Pirates?
★Will TownName betray the Guild Consortium?
★Yes! The day of the Pirate is over, TownName is now allied with the Guild Consortium.
★Yes! The Guild Consortium's time is up, TownName is now allied with the Pirate Tribunal.
★No! TownName will stay loyal to the Pirates and double-cross the Guild Consortium.
★No! TownName will stay loyal to the Guild Consortium and double-cross the Pirates.
★Wait for the Merchants to Arrive with the Prisoner
★Wait for the Pirates to Arrive with the Prisoner
★"I wonder who they've captured?"
★Lead the Merchants into the Ambush at the Stocks
★Lead the Pirates into the Ambush at the Stocks
★Meet the Pirates at the Stocks for the Prisoner Transfer
★"Let's hope this goes smoothly."
★"This plan had better be a good one."
★Return to the Stocks with the Reinforcements
★"Time to hear what the unwashed masses think is important."
★Hold Court on the Throne
★"  Received Admiral's Vengeance"  Received ァ5000
★"  Received Blacksail's Blade"  Received ァ1000
★"  Received ァ5000
★"  Received Admiral's Vengeance"  Received ァ1000
★"  Received Blacksail's Blade"  Received ァ5000
★I have to say, Blacksail, that felt good.Take this message back to your superiors: SimTitle0 is coming for them, and will show no mercy.Now, begone with you and your lot of whipped pups.
★What is the meaning of this?!It's a trap!SimTitle0, you treacherous dog!I'll have your head for this!
★Good to see you, SimTitle0.As you can see, we've caught quite the big fish here! We appreciate you taking care of him for a short while.We have word that the Pirates are planning a rescue mission and we feel it would be best if our friend here isn't in Tredony when they come for him.
★And now we have a gift for you, Blacksail SimLastName0.Get 'em, boys!
★You made a wise decision, SimTitle0.With your help, we can cripple the Pirate Tribunal.I can assure you, the reward for TownName will be great.What say you, will you accept an alliance with the Guild Consortium?
★Oh, I assure you, SimLastName0, the pleasure will be all mine.NOW, MEN!
★It's going to be a pleasure to have you back in our company, Admiral.We've got a nice set of rusty manacles waiting for you in the damp belly of my ship.
★Yes, SimFirstName0. I'm looking forward to vengeance as well.
★Things look secure here. We'll return once we've slaughtered the invading rescue party.Don't go anywhere, Admiral.HAhahahahah!
★YOU SCURVY-BRAINED BASTARD!I'LL KILL YOU!I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
★Yes, ma'am!
★Excellent!Those pirate savages are going to rue the day they crossed SimTitle0.Come, travel with me to Tredony, we will need reinforcements before we confront SimTitle1.
★Excellent!Those holier-than-thou Merchant bastards are going to rue the day they crossed SimTitle0.Come, travel with me to Aarbyville, we will need reinforcements before we confront SimTitle1.
★Guards, release the prisoner.Keep your weapons at the ready.
★I have to say, Admiral, you look worse than the time Slippery Skete served the crew month-old whale blubber.Crawl back to your superiors with this message: SimTitle0 is coming for them, and will show no mercy.Now, begone with you and your lot of whipped pups.
★What is the meaning of this?!SimTitle0, you treacherous dog!I'll have your head for this!
★Good to see you, SimTitle0.As you can see, we've caught quite the big fish here! We appreciate you taking care of him for a short while.We have word that the Tredonians are planning a rescue mission and we feel it would be best if our friend here isn't in Aarbyville when they come for him.
★And now we have a gift for you, Admiral SimLastName0.Get 'em, boys!
★You made a wise decision, SimTitle0.With your help, we will cripple the Guild Consortium!I can assure you, the reward for TownName will be great.What say you, will you accept an alliance with the Pirate Tribunal?
★It's going to be a pleasure to have you back in our company, Blacksail SimLastName0.We've just received a shipment of some exotic poisons and we've been looking for a test subject.Oh, we're going to have such fun together.
★I assure you, SimLastName0, the pleasure will be all mine.NOW, MEN!
★Things look secure here. We'll return once we've slaughtered the invading rescue party.Don't go anywhere, Blacksail.HAhahahahah!
★YOU MILK-LIVERED MAGGOT-PIE!I'LL KILL YOU!I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
★See you soon, SimLastName0. I'm looking forward to sharpening my blade on your bones.
★Now that this prisoner business is cleared up, I should get back to the throne to see if I'm needed for anything.
★Now that this prisoner business is cleared up, I should get back to the clinic to see if I'm needed for anything.
★Now that this prisoner business is cleared up, I can attend to a couple tasks I've been meaning to get to.
★I should check up on the prisoner to make sure everything is as it should be.
★I'm gonna cut 'is tongue out 'is head when we get back... heh.
★Good. Now hand over the simoles you promised me.
★WHAT?!You're turning on me?!You backstabbing slime! You'll pay for this!
★Guards! Surround the Admiral and his men!
★Guards! Surround Blacksail SimLastName0 and his crew!
★There's no going back after this.Am I sure I want to betray the Pirates?
★There's no going back after this.Am I sure I want to betray the Guild Consortium?
★I can't wait to see the look on SimTitle0's face.
★I'll see you dead for this, scum.
★I'll accompany you, SimTitle0.
★I suppose I should hold court to appease my subjects and remind them I'm in charge.
★Oh, thank the Watcher you're here, SimTitle0.My ship was attacked by pirates and they said they'd let me live if I drank a bucket of sea water.I've been in agony since! You've gotta help me.We're supposed to be allies with the pirates, but they don't care. They just attack any ship they want.
★Oh, thank the Watcher you're here, SimTitle0.My trade caravan was attacked by Guild operatives and they said they'd let me live if I ate an entire bottle of the moustache wax we were transporting.I've been in agony since! You've gotta help me.We're supposed to be allies with the Guild, but they don't care. They just attack any traders who aren't Guild members.
★Oooooh...I feel better now, thanks. You must have killed all of the sea pixies that were stabbing the inside of my guts with their pixie daggers.
★Oooooh...I feel better now, thanks. Whatever you did must've calmed down the moustache wax spirits.I think they were really angry that there was no moustache to groom inside my stomach.
★The war was going well for the Pirates. They had recently captured a high-profile prisoner whom they were bringing to TownName for safekeeping.They were scheduled to arrive shortly and SimTitle0 had been tasked with overseeing the security of the prisoner until the Pirates took him back into their custody.
★Now to get things ready before the Merchants arrive.
★Now to get things ready before the pirates arrive.
★The Merchants have returned and await you at the Forest.
★Ah, SimTitle0, I apologize for the trouble. We didn't think they would track down the Blacksail's location so quickly.Sounds like you had no trouble staving them off, though. I can't help but grin at the thought that that freaky swordsman, SimTitle1, was killed in the rescue attempt.Luck has surely turned in our favor! Soon we will crush the Pirate Tribunal and end this war once and for all.
★We're glad TownName has been able to assist you.Let us go pay a little visit to the Blacksail and get him back in your custody.
★Hey, stop that!I know what you're up to...
★Uh oh...
★You're tryin' to mind-woohoo me.I feel you tryin' to woohoo my mind right now.You best get outta here before I get upset.
★An intriguing proposal...I HAVE had reservations about associating with Pirates; a change of tactics could be beneficial for TownName.
★An intriguing proposal...I HAVE had reservations about associating with the Guild Consortium; a change of tactics could be beneficial for TownName.
★Hrm... This is an interesting proposal.I shall find out what he has to offer and decide if it is in the best interest of TownName.
★Well met, SimTitle0.On behalf of the Tredonian Guild Consortium and Tredonian Navy, I welcome TownName as a new ally.We will accomplish wonderful things together.
★Well met, SimTitle0.On behalf of the Aarbyvillian Pirate Tribunal, I welcome TownName as a new ally.We will accomplish wonderful things together.
★You're in no position to make threats, Admiral.The tables have turned, and it is I who will make demands of you.For starters, hand over your weapon and the simoles you promised me.
★You're in no position to make threats, Admiral.The tables have turned, and it is I who will make demands of you.For starters, hand over any simoles and weapons you have on you.
★You're in no position to make threats, Blacksail.The tables have turned, and it is I who will make demands of you.For starters, hand over any simoles and weapons you have on you.
★You're in no position to make threats, SimLastName0.The tables have turned, and it is I who will make demands of you.For starters, hand over your weapon and the simoles you promised me.
★Ah, SimTitle0, I apologize for the trouble. We didn't think they would track down the Admiral's location so quickly.Sounds like you had no trouble staving them off, though. I can't help but grin at the thought that their champion fencer, SimTitle1, was killed in the rescue attempt.Luck has surely turned in our favor! Soon we will crush the Guild Consortium and end this war once and for all.
★We're glad TownName has been able to assist you.Let us go pay a little visit to the Admiral and get him back in your custody.
★What a pleasure to see you again, SimLastName0.I hope you've been enjoying your accommodations. I'm afraid that they won't be so comfortable now that we'll be taking you back with us.
★The Pirates have arrived with the prisoner and are headed toward the Stocks.
★The Pirates have returned and await you at the Docks.
★SimTitle0 received:"  ァ150"  3 Mithral"  3 Honey
★Phew! I thought he'd caught me. Time to get away while the gettin' is good.HaHA! I knew there'd be some good loot on this guy.
★Alright, lightskirts, you heard the woman and you know the drill.Get in position and don't make a move until I give the signal.
★Right away, m'lady.We'll be close by in case you need us.Just give the signal and we'll be there.
★Let's see here:"I, SimTitle0, with the power and resources of the Tredonian Navy and Guild Consortium behind me, offer a substantial monetary reward if I am released.Whatever it is that my enemy is offering you, I will see that it is surpassed.If you are not in a position to make this decision, please bring this note to someone who is."
★Let's see here:"I, SimTitle0, of the Black Fleet of Aarbyville, offer a substantial monetary reward if I am released.Whatever it is that my enemy is offering you, I will see that it is surpassed.If you are not in a position to make this decision, please bring this note to someone who is."
★Hrm... This is an interesting proposal.SimTitle0, I authorize you to speak with SimTitle1 and negotiate the terms of his release.I trust that you will act in the best interest of TownName.
★Hail, M'lady.All's well here. He's calmed down a fair bit since he first got here.I'm guessing he finally figured out he's not getting out of there until we let him.
★Lieutenant, are you going to tell her about the note?
★Oh, right, yes, the Admiral dropped this note out of his sleeve.I think you should have a look.
★Oh, right, yes, Blacksail SimLastName0 shook this note out of his pant leg.I think you should have a look.
★I have guards standing by. We shall head to the stocks to receive the prisoner.
★Greetings, SimTitle0.Word around the campfire is that one of TownName's ships was attacked by Pirates, despite our alliance with them.The Pirate Tribunal has denied it, but firsthand accounts from survivors say otherwise.With friends like these, who needs enemies, eh?
★Greetings, SimTitle0.Word around the campfire is that one of TownName's trade caravans was attacked by Guild Consortium mercenaries, despite our alliance with them.The Guild Lord has denied any involvement, but firsthand accounts from survivors say otherwise.With friends like these, who needs enemies, eh?
★I can't wait to carve up SimTitle0's ugly mug.
★Guards, see that SimTitle0 is locked securely in the stocks.I want constant vigilance while he's here; a security detail keeping him under supervision at all hours of the day.
★Alright, everyone, here's what we're going to do:SimTitle0, you will send a message to SimTitle1 telling her that you discovered SimTitle2 trying to rescue me, but you were able to kill her before she got to me.None the less, you no longer feel that TownName is a safe hiding place for their prisoner, and they must come take me back into their custody.
★Then, when the pirates arrive to take me, my guards will spring the ambush and I'll get my revenge.Of course, SimFirstName0 here will play her part, lying "dead" on the ground and leaping to action when the trap is sprung.Heh heh heh. This is going to be spectacular.
★Then, when the Merchants arrive to take me, my crew will spring the ambush and I'll get my revenge.Of course, SimFirstName0 here will play his part, lying "dead" on the ground and leaping to action when the trap is sprung.Heh heh heh. This is going to be spectacular.
★Everyone is here.Let us go to the stocks and I will explain the next phase of our plan.
★"Nobody ever suspects the physician!"
★The only person you've betrayed is yourself, by failing this quest.
★Holy cow, they didn't see that one coming! Success!
★Primary Hero:"  Monarch"  Spy"  Physician-------------------------------------War Effort Gauge requirements:"  leaning towards Pirates
★"Blacksail SimLastName1 says there are reinforcements waiting for us nearby."
★Sail to Gather Pirate Reinforcements
★"The Admiral has said there are reinforcements waiting for us nearby."
★Travel to Tredony for Reinforcements
★"This is gonna be good."
★Send a Letter to Bring SimTitle1 back to TownName
★"Her offer better be worth my while."
★"Wait for his signal."
★See that SimTitle2 is Released from the Stocks
★"I've had my eye on her jewelry for a while."
★Pick the Pocket of the Affluent Pirate
★"Drinking seawater is dangerous because it's full of evil sea pixies."
★"Eating moustache wax is dangerous because of the moustache spirits that live in it. They're great at grooming moustaches, but horrible for one's stomach!"
★Medicate SimTitle1 on the Operating Table
★"Make sure it's a snug fit."
★See that SimTitle2 is Secured in the Stocks
★Thus far, TownName has supported the Pirates of Aarbyville, but the opportunity to trade loyalty for power and rewards from the Tredonian Guild Consortium may permanently change the power balance of the war.
★Wait for the Merchants to Arrive with the Prisoner
★Meet the Merchants at the Stocks for the Prisoner Transfer
★Trader SimFirstName0
★SimTitle0 seized the opportunity to shift TownName's allegiance from the Guild Consortium to the Pirate Tribunal, dealing a powerful blow to the Guild in the process.With the Pirates as their new-found allies, the people of TownName would have access to new resources and countless drunken sea shanties.
★SimTitle0 seized the opportunity to shift TownName's allegience from the Pirate Tribunal to the Guild Consortium, dealing a powerful blow to the Pirates in the process.With the Guild as their new-found allies, the people of TownName would have access to new resources and a deep-seeded sense of superiority.
★SimTitle0 played a dangerous game, luring the Guild into a false sense of camaraderie before striking while they were most vulnerable.Though the Pirate Tribunal was slightly shaken by this behavior, their alliance with TownName stayed true, and the Guild was left scrambling to recover from a most devious betrayal.
★SimTitle0 played a dangerous game, luring the Pirates into a false sense of camaraderie before striking while they were most vulnerable.Though the Guild Consortium was slightly shaken by this behavior, their alliance with TownName stayed true and the Pirates were left scrambling to recover from a most devious betrayal.
★The war was going well for the Guild Consortium and they had recently captured a high-profile prisoner whom they were bringing to TownName for safekeeping.They were scheduled to arrive shortly and SimTitle0 had been tasked with overseeing the security of the prisoner until the Guild took him back into their custody.
★The Merchants have arrived with the prisoner and are headed toward the Stocks.
★"My only true loyalty is to TownName."
★"Their trust is my camouflage."
★The only person you've betrayed is yourself, by failing this quest.
★Holy cow, they didn't see that one coming! Success!
★Primary Hero:"  Monarch"  Spy"  Physician-------------------------------------War Effort Gauge requirements:"  Guild Consortium
★Thus far, TownName has supported the Merchants of Tredony, but the opportunity to trade loyalty for power and rewards from the Aarbyvillian Pirate Tribunal may permanently change the power balance of the war.
★When an important prisoner is brought to TownName for safekeeping, an opportunity arises to double-cross the dominant faction and shift the balance of the war.
★The Betrayal
★Dastardly Despot
★Bearing the Monarch's signature, this document allocates funds from TownName's treasury to Aarbyville for "diplomatic aid."
★Bearing the Monarch's signature, this document allocates funds from TownName's treasury to Tredony for "diplomatic aid."
★A generous amount of the monarch's special recipe liquor, meant as a consolation prize for a Tredony Guild, and the means to eliminate pesky advisors.
★A royal invoice for Foreign Tribute
★A decanter of potent Royale Crowne
★"As if I'd actually pay some ruffian for murder. I'll make an example of this one and tie up any loose ends as well."
★"I have a bit of venom that needs a good home, like in a fine drink down SimTitle2's treacherous gullet."
★"This drink should be strong enough to mask most of the signs of 'Reaper's Scythe' poison."
★"My purge is nearly complete. Just a careful walk to the ship, a last moment surprise, and I'll be free of parasites."
★"I'm sick of demands, orders, insults by ungrateful and unloyal 'so-called' subjects. I WILL SUFFER THEM NO MORE!"
★"I will have to play this invitation just right to get them to join me for a drink, to show them there's no danger. Fools."Staff invited: 1000 / 2
★"I've been waiting for a worthy use of this 'Scribe's Bane' ink, and my seditious counsel is more than deserving."
★"My jester can provide some entertaining distraction for SimTitle2, while I brew up her last drink and my means to freedom."
★"Your reward for murder is... the Pit!"
★"I have need to brew something special."
★Retrieve Royale Crowne Ingredients
★Give Potent Royale Crowne
★"Please join me for a drink."
★Invite to Drinks
★"I have some spare ink for you."
★"I need you to play for my staff in the Reception Hall."
★"Can you spare a piece of phosphorus?"
★Send SimTitle2 to the Pit
★Ask SimTitle1 for the finest cask recipe
★Retrieve Royale Crowne ingredients from SimTitle1
★Give SimTitle1 the bottle of Potent Royale Crowne
★Hire SimTitle2 to "take care of" SimTitle3
★Invite the royal staff for drinks in the reception hall
★Invite the royal staff to drinks in the reception hall
★Offer SimTitle1 the 'special' Ink for her correspondence
★Order SimTitle1 to entertain the royal staff in the Reception Hall
★Serve drinks to the royal staff
★Ask SimTitle2 to reveal the bandit's camp
★"One hasty move while brewing or drinking and my plan for vengeance may blow up in my face, literally."
★Brew and sample some Potent Royale Crowne in a cask
★"Once I arrive, I'll have to be doubly careful not to set off my advisor's suspicions about me or the drink."
★Go to the Reception Hall to Brew the Potent Royale Crowne
★ Where can I get my hands on the ore I need? The village will have it, it might be in the ship's hold, or I could always ask SimTitle2&
★Obtain a piece of Phosphorus Ore for brewing
★Dole out ironic justice by ordering the Falcon to kill SimTitle1
★Show leniency by sentencing SimTitle1 to the Stocks
★How will SimTitle0 punish SimTitle1 for the crime of murder by bird?
★Unleash a vicious chinchilla
★Relentless Tickling
★What chair technique will SimTitle0 use on SimTitle1?
★BLAH
★Invite SimTitle1 over to the throne room for "further discussion"
★Throw SimTitle1 to the Pit for her insolence
★What will SimTitle0 do about SimTitle1?
★Meet SimTitle1 at the Graveyard
★"I'll follow SimFirstName1 and look into her claims of bandit activity. And perhaps take care of some business outside of the throne room while I'm at it."
★Travel to the Graveyard to search for SimTitle1's bandits
★An official invoice for payment from the royal treasury, inked with the nefarious Scribe's Bane." Handle with care.
★Toxic Treasury Note
★A small vial containing a potent dose of the lethal toxin known as "Scribe's Bane" for its fast and fatal absorption through skin.
★"Scribe's Bane" Poison
★Listen to Briefing
★Ask for Trade Contract
★Inquire About Poisons
★Listen to Details
★Ask SimTitle2 about Poisons
★Listen to SimTitle2's request
★Get daily briefing from SimTitle2
★Hire to Kill Villager
★Listen to Grievance
★"I will attend to your 'bandits' in due course."
★"I don't quite feel myself, but I can't delay my responsibilities any longer. Time to find my advisor and start the day's routine."
★"I need to get out of the throne room in a hurry. Even if it means bowing to the Speaker's demands to investigate outlaws."
★ While poison is a tidy way to get the job done, it doesn't quite satisfy the same way as running someone deserving through with your sword.
★"Another complaint of banditry... Do they not realize it's their neighbors and friends taking advantage of instability caused by the war to earn a quick coin?!"
★"I will not have foreigners bringing their vendettas into TownName. If anyone's going to assault a peasant, it's going to be me!"
★"Greedy foreign merchants! We're already sending tributes to Tredony and offering trade rights to their guilds. Now a break in taxes too?"
★"I wonder what would happen if these documents didn't get sent off, or I didn't listen to every gripe in my kingdom."
★"Some random sailor thinks they can extort me? I can't wait to meet this individual!"
★"I have more pressing concerns than a rag-tag group of outlaws right now. With any luck, the situation will 'resolve' itself..."
★"A hundred additional gold from my own pocket for Convenience fees? What's convenient at all about that?!"
★"Now, what's this about bandits?"
★Deliver Trade Contract
★"Here's a royal treasury note for the remaining amount."
★Give Crate of Liquor
★"Here's those tribute documents."
★"Explain how you ended up here."
★"20 simoles if you deal with this properly."
★Reveal Bandit's Camp
★Purchase "Scribe's Bane"
★"What is the meaning of this?"
★Schedule an Audience
★"A copy of your charter, if you please."
★Reschedule Royal Audience
★"You go on ahead; I'll be along later."
★"A hundred additional simoles?! For what?"
★"Wait here and we'll deal with your bandits after court."
★Ask SimTitle2 about her crime
★Purchase "Scribe's Bane" poison from SimTitle2
★Attend to SimTitle1 and her bandit complaint
★Deliver Toxic Trade Contract to SimTitle2
★Deliver Toxic Treasury Note to SimTitle1
★Give crate of potent Royal Crown to SimTitle2
★Hand over the foreign tribute documents to SimTitle1
★Listen to a subject's grievance
★Listen to SimTitle2's Grievance
★Question the two brawling refugees
★Schedule an audience with SimTitle2 for later
★Request a Guild roster from SimTitle2
★Reschedule royal audience with 2 petitioners
★Find the sailor requesting naval sanctions
★Address SimTitle1's complaint
★Question SimTitle1 about the additional fee
★Brew a royal libation in the Reception Hall
★Travel to the Docks to finish the job
★Return to the Throne Room to wrap up any loose ends
★Travel to the Pond to stop a brawl
★Attend to the Protestor in the Stocks
★Travel to the Stocks to see about the prisoner
★Visit the Town Square
★"Is there no end to the gall of these outsiders? ...'I demand this!' 'Grant me that!' They all demand slaughter and that I CAN grant!"
★"My kingdom is a better place with a few less pirates in it. Now the keep could use a bit of 'house-cleaning.'"
★"Nice day to be outdoors. I'll enjoy it with a walk to the pit. Then I can deal with that dissident and perhaps even make it there in time to catch a Beast feeding."
★"TownName is no place for foreigners to wage their own battles. I will have order in my kingdom!"
★Travel to Docks to meet with the "sailor"
★Where will SimTitle0 focus their royal attentions first?
★How will SimTitle0 acquire the poison?
★How will you acquire the poison?
★Where will SimTitle0 focus their royal attention first?
★Purchase the vial from SimTitle1 for 50 simoles
★Threaten SimTitle1 for the vial
★Hold Court in Throne Room
★How will SimTitle0 begin to attend to her long list of tasks?
★Attend to the people in town
★Deal with the Villager's complaint immediately
★Send SimTitle1 ahead and continue to hear grievances
★How will SimTitle0 handle the bandit issue?
★Primary Hero:"  Monarch
★My Kingdom is in a better place, now that many of the usurpers have been dealt with. However, as long as my advisor' lives to pull the plebes' strings, my rule and TownName's glory will be in jeopardy. I have but one final task to rid myself of SimTitle1 once and for all. And it begins with a strong drink.
★My Lady, I must object to this...You cannot go around interrogating innocent foreigners. Her death, while I am sure was accidental, will strain our already tenuous relations with Tredony.And I'm now forced to write many letters to defuse the situation.
★That clever snake...She certainly must be wise to my plan; all the more reason to dispose of her.I shall try a different tact.
★I am starting to get the sense that my advisor may be at the root of my troubles, fostering support for undeserving malefactors to question my authority!...But I may have the means to remove this thorn in my royal side.
★Thank you SimTitle1, that is a... magnanimous gesture, but don't trouble yourself on my account.I will just draft up my reports later and I have access to plenty of ink to scribe with.
★My Liege, thank you for finally arriving, there is much to discuss. Your kingdom is quite restless. Just this morning, a town leader voiced a grievance about the lack of security. And a foreign representative is threatening to protest our recent trade tax...
★...Beyond the castle, a commoner has been caught speaking out against the throne and awaits judgment in the stocks.There's also a visiting sailor that's demanding certain naval sanctions. And, there's still those funds that need to be allocated to the war effort.
★See there, this brigand was trying to rob me before you arrived! Outlaws have become brazen enough to practice their highway robbery right under your nose, due in part to your own negligence, SimTitle0.You must deal with this problem once and for all!
★Surprisingly scrappy, she was. But damn if it didn't feel good to shut her yap once and for all!I'll take the simoles now, as promised, and be on my way. My men can fend for themselves. There's some fresh, young talent in town that I've had my eye on...
★Pay you? I think you have it backwards, friend. I can't have some brigand going around killing off "innocent" citizens....What would my loyal subjects think?
★No, you'll be the one paying for what you did, with your miserable life. CONSTABLE! To the Pit with this murderer!
★ You concern is understood, even if your 'presentation' is less appreciated. The problem merits my immediate attention. If you will lead me to these bandits, I can assure you they will never trouble you again. Allow me to notify the other supplicants, and I will find you forthwith.
★I ain't a common thug, mind you. ...But I can't pass up simoles that would put real food on our plates. And truth be told, I would enjoy silencing this one's fool mouth.
★What?! You can't be serious? You're making a terrible mistake. I'll see you both rot! I'll have your...<grunt>
★Well, it's about time, SimTitle0.I thought you'd be sitting in your comfy chair all day, ignoring those of your people who are in dire need.Let's head over to the cave now. I look forward to seeing royal justice be served.
★I did no such thing, m'Lady! I asked this fool if she could spare any coin, n' she practically bit me head off for it.It's true a few of us have been squatting in the caves. But only because times are tough, with the war and all, and we can't find no caravan guard work. I may be a vagrant and terribly hungry, but I ain't no brute.
★On behalf of the village, I have a formal complaint against a bandit gang operating out of your graveyard. Since their arrival, muggings have increased, and several trade caravans have been sacked.This is intolerable! And yet you seem to turn a blind eye to our plight. We demand your attention in removing the outlaw menace!
★Well, that was fun! TownName is a safer place and I got a new pet out of it. I wonder if war falcons make for good stew?
★For your crime, SimFirstName1, I hereby sentence you to death by "your own bird!"A fitting end, don't you think? Who says justice can't also have a sense of humor...
★That's a good bird. (...kill...kill...kill...)You ready to return home to your owner? (kill...kill...kill...)
★With the grim satisfaction only a good beast-feeding can provide, SimTitle0 launched into a wild rant to no one in particular: These dissenters grow bolder and more ungrateful by the day. They seem to spawn quicker than dire chinchillas. If left unchecked, they will happily run TownName into the dust. But that will not come to pass. I shall see to it, and the blood of the unworthy will flow free!
★That's it, SimFirstName1; bring that Royale Crowne below decks for me.I'll just make sure everything up top is ready to go.
★Behind the secured door of the ship's hold, SimTitle0 found a small chest bearing the markings of a minor pirate gang amidst crates of mundane cargo.Bashing open the lock with her sword-hilt, SimTitle0 found an eclectic collection of items that could only be called pirate booty : citrus fruit, phosphorus ore, bottles of poison, and a pile of coins.
★Raise your glasses... carefully, it would be a shame to spill such a fine liquor.Here's to you both!
★...Now, I'd like to make things right for that incident earlier, and hopefully ease the strain on you SimTitle0.I'd like it if we could have the rest of this Royale Crowne delivered to that poor Guild Consul's association, by way of an apology. I have it here. Will you help me with this?
★Why, of course SimTitle0. It would be a nice gesture and smooth things over a bit.I am sorry for doubting you earlier.SimFirstName1 and I will personally see to the delivery.
★I have been a bit out of sorts lately. The war is taking a heavy toll.But, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you both for all you've done for TownName, especially you, SimTitle1.Please, join me in the reception hall for a proper toast of some fitting spirits.
★My time out of the castle has put everything into perspective...TownName is infested with parasites, and my throne room is the breeding ground for their treasonous little plans.It is past time I did a little "house cleaning."
★Enough! I shall solve your petty dispute.I will take this bird and command it to return to its true master; a trained battle falcon should understand.Whichever of you it flies to is the proper owner. And we'll be done with this, once and for all. Agreed?!
★*pant* ...Your Majesty! Your Majesty! *pant*Please come quickly. There are two refugees about to come to blows by the pond.You must stop them...*heave*...before they bring the war to the middle of TownName.
★Many thanks for releasin' me, Your Majesty. I was thrown in the stocks after some remark made when I was deep in my cups...
★The remark?...Well, beggin' your pardon m'Lady, I may have mentioned something off-hand about royalty overlooking the needs of us common-folk.I didn't mean anythin' by it. It was just the ale talking.
★With some royal libations brewed, my staff should have no excuse not to enjoy my generous hospitality. I'll invite both SimTitle1 and SimTitle2 to the reception hall for a discussion over drinks, and there shall I sow the seeds of their doom and my triumph.
★Ha! I told you, didn't I? You've allowed bandits to infest your kingdom!And this is the same scum that accosted me earlier on my way to the keep.I demand justice!
★While refreshing, dousing my face with water did little to rid myself of these bad feelings.I can't hide from my responsibilities, especially when my kingdom is about to burst under pressures from all sides.
★Here's your blasted coin, SimFirstName1. And it's all I'm going to give you. I trust you'll figure out a way to make it "conveniently" work.
★While I don't think my fool was a threat to my plans, I did hear a few sour notes.And after treason, playing the lute out of tune is my next biggest pet peeve.
★A very professional transaction for such a shady character. I suppose I can overlook killing her, at least for the moment.
★Think no more of it, SimTitle0. Do this small thing for me, and we'll call it even.
★I must say... deftly handled, m'Lady. You look to be just the sort who would appreciate my wares. For 50 simoles, this rare bottle of Scribe's Bane ink can be yours.
★You drive a hard bargain, my friend. I shall throw in a bottle of Reaper Scythe at no extra cost. You won't find merchandise of this quality at this price anywhere else, I assure you. So, do we have a deal?
★...A fair question that deserves a fair response.I don't keep merchandise  on my person, like some fool. After I receive your payment, I will then have them delivered to you in a messenger post. The choice is yours... do you want my wares or don't you?
★I may be interested, then again, I may not.Question is, what's to stop me from simply gutting you here, thief, and taking those items from your cold, dead hands?
★A pleasure doing business with you, SimTitle0. I will see that your purchase is delivered shortly. And as you won't be troubled by me again, let me say, 'use it in good health' ...*cackle*... get it?
★You've got yourself a deal, SimTitle0.I'll take the 25 now and will be awaiting the rest once you collect your purchase. I suppose I don't have to mention what a bad idea it would be to cheat someone as cunning as myself who has access to all manner of insidious products.
★Uh... of course, SimTitle0. If you just give me some time, I will send our formal request and guild charter to you as soon as I am able. Thank you again for your consideration.
★SimTitle0, I come before you today to speak for a coalition of foreign professionals.To a member, we feel the current trade taxes are unbearable and hindering our craft.We request a break from dues to continue serving TownName, or we will be forced to find a more appreciative province to ply our trades.
★Your request is noted. If you can provide me with a copy of your charter, I will take your "suggestion" under careful consideration. Rest assured, I will ensure every member of your guild is eventually served.
★ I will attend to you in due time, SimTitle1. However, this report of bandits accosting our villagers is troubling, and I must see to it at once. Please have patience. I shall return to court shortly.
★...Which means that you, SimTitle1 are responsible for the murder of this woman.And you shall be punished accordingly!
★Hmmm... I got my delivery, but I need to find out if this special ink works as described.As I have no intent of paying that crook the full amount, she'll make for an excellent test subject. A royal treasury note penned in Scribe's Bane  should do the trick!
★ You demand?! As if you held my leash? In point of fact, your words are treasonous, punishable by death. Yet, your existence is beneath me. You there, brute, there's a few shiny coins in it for you to finish what you started before I arrived."SimTitle2 only nodded, advancing on SimTitle1 as she backed away in sudden terror, babbling What? NO. You can't! Your job is to protect us! I...
★SimTitle0 experienced a cold sweat, haunted by dark dreams of rebellion and war. Shaking away the visions still left her troubled by a nagging sense of doom. SimTitle0 absently reviewed the missive delivered earlier to the royal apartments: Your Highness' presence is requested in the throne room at Her earliest convenience.- SimTitle1
★Right away, your bloody magnificence!
★Delicious! Thank you for the recipe, SimFirstName1.Now won't you both join me? I very much want to show my appreciation for all of your support.
★Casually wiping her blade clean, SimTitle1 rounded on SimTitle0 with a wicked grin. The job is done, you pompous fool. Now hand over the money, all of it, or you're in for the same fate."SimTitle0 shook her head with crazed disdain. You shall neither get any coin, nor another breath! There shall be no witnesses to your crime,' and I do not take kindly to being given orders. Die, vermin!
★ I'm glad we've had this chance to unwind and talk. Ruling TownName has been a grueling job recently and both of you have been& instrumental. I have one more task for you both, and then I promise some much needed time for peace and quiet.Here are a few cases of my special reserve, which you are now sampling, that need to go out on tomorrow's trade ship. I'd be grateful if you could load them. Just be careful, it is as volatile as it is delicious.
★I normally don't give away my materials to anyone. But I suppose I can make an exception, because you're the queen...And I've heard about the productive  work you've been doing lately. It's about time we smelted down TownName's weak links, if you take my meaning. *wink*
★What's worse than an interfering foreign ambassador?An interfering foreign ambassador merchant!
★ Majesty, thank you for coming to see me. As I mentioned to SimTitle1, I am here to offer my specialized services for an exclusive trade agreement in your Kingdom. I provide luxury goods at a reasonable cost, so even your commoners can live like royalty. If you excuse me for saying, you really cannot afford to pass of this offer.
★A very wise solution, your Grace.I look forward to proving this pirate is both a liar and a thief!
★This grog-swiller stole a Tredonian Battle Falcon, probably off the corpse of one of my countrymen.Just after I arrived in TownName, this proud creature lands in front of me, starving and neglected. I've been caring for it since. ...Until this ship-rat confronted me, claiming I stole her pet. No Tredonian Falcon would ever have a pirate master!It's my bird by birth-right.
★No, SimFirstName1, this is something I'd like to make myself. ...For you and SimTitle0, as a show of my appreciation for all your loyalty.
★Bit off a tad more than you could chew, eh ship-rat? This here "lordling" isn't some Tredonian dandy or Aarbyvillian wench to have your way with.Next time, learn how to work the blade with your drunk arse! Well, if you had a next time that is.
★The problem with killing pirates is, a few minutes later you wanna do it again...
★The problem with killing pirates is, a few minutes later you wanna do it again.I'll have to find some way to get my fix. There should be plenty of opportunities back in the Keep.
★I'm afraid I must insist we resolve this matter. So please, SimTitle1 make yourself comfortable and we'll discuss your request like civilized adults.
★I know they're here! Hiding out in their cave, just waiting for unsuspecting, honest folk to walk by so they can accost us for our simoles.I expect you to do your duty, SimTitle0! Go in there and apprehend them. Every moment you waste, they grow bolder and your people are put in further danger.
★Oh... uh, SimTitle0, after careful consideration, I withdraw my earlier request regarding trade taxes. So there is no need to waste your time with the bureaucracy of charters and formal documentation.I should be leaving to send word to my guild about the decision that we've reached... with your Majesty's permission, of course.
★Well SimTitle1, it appears to be your lucky day, as I seem to be fresh out of delicious poison to pour down your gullet.Then again, my pit beast could always use a chew-toy...
★A treasury note? I'd prefer cold, hard coin, but as long as the proper amount gets paid.Let's see... it seems everything's in order here. A pleasure doing business...Why is my hand numb?! *gasp* You... didn't! I'll... kill... y-yaaargh...
★What ye' goin' on about, wit' dem fancy words, n' fancy clothes?I'm just on her' shore leave n' got me better things to do then to jaw wit' the likes o' ye', like drinkin' me'self silly, n' findin' a warm bed to share.
★The envoy from Aarbyville makes a better corpse than a diplomat.
★Agreed.After years together, me bird be smart enough return to its real master...
★...Oh... yes, SimTitle0... I was... err... sure it would know its owner.
★This her' dandy stole me pet! Yea, I said it's me falcon...I found 'em injured after a raid n' nursed it back to health. It's been me only company fer years, until I got to TownName, when it never returned from huntin' one day.An' then I saw this Tredonian scum usin' it to fish. I mean to get it back!
★Peasants living like kings?! Yet another example of the unworthy undermining my rightful rule. I shall provide SimTitle1 with a special' contract, one that will leave her never wanting for earthly rewards. This will require special ink from an unsavory source.
★With a practiced eye, SimTitle1 quickly tallied the coins and then glared at SimTitle0 who coolly replied: It is indeed half the price you demanded. But worry not SimTitle1, you will get the other half and more if this works like you claim it will.
★With a practiced eye, SimTitle1 quickly tallied the coins and then reached for a dagger hilt tucked into her boot. SimTitle0 hastily stated: I know, it is only part of what was asked for. But, I am not in the habit of carrying around that much coin on my person. I must have this item. I promise you, SimTitle1, you will receive the remainder of your payment and more if its works half as well as you claim.
★A thrill coursed through SimTitle0 as she gazed upon the prone figure leaking onto the grave stones. A new-found feeling of power surged through them with the realization that the existence of the kingdom and its people survived by her will alone. No longer would the dissidents stand against SimTitle0's vision. But before returning to court and continuing the long-overdue purge, a nice soothing bath would do wonders.
★Oh... um... thanks again, m'Lady. It's an unexpected honor. ...Not that I don't expect ya to be gracious... Uh... I'll just be heading over there now. I look forward to sharin' a mug with ya.
★Ungrateful sod! I should carve her up... right here, right now!But there's too many sympathizers around. I don't want to find myself in the middle of a riot.I'll make nice and invite the plebe back to the keep, so I can deal with her later, in private.
★Aw... have your needs been overlooked, SimFirstName0? How truly neglectful a ruler I've been, concentrating entirely on the continued peace and prosperity of TownName.No. Allow me to remedy this oversight right now.You NEED to visit the bottom of this here pit. And I am more than happy to accommodate you!
★Upon arriving at the stockades, SimTitle0 looked upon the shackled wretch. The accused was a simple and filthy peasant, now humbled by incarceration.Curious to the comment that resulted in arrest, SimTitle0 would first have to release SimTitle1, before hearing out her complaints.
★HALT! I order you to cease and desist, peons! My kingdom is not a battleground for you two to carry on your own private war.
★Well, would you look at that?I guess, given its actions, that the falcon does truly belong to you, SimTitle0.
★Of course, m'Lady. Nothing's finer than that Royale Crowne  you enjoy so much.I'll get right on it.
★Why... I don't know what to say m'Lady. At least let me bring you the ingredients for the brewing.
★Here you are SimTitle0. Just please be careful when brewing; it's pretty strong stuff. Oh, and make sure you keep away any metal ore, especially phosphorus, or it may blow up in your face and take half the castle with it, if shaken or stirred too hard!
★Adding phosphorus will turn a delicious spirit into a deadly concoction? I think I have a better idea than crude poison to finally rid myself of SimTitle0! Unfortunately, it will also cost me a somewhat-decent servant, but sacrifices must be made and no one else need know of this recipe.
★That can certainly be arranged, and may just be more fun.
★Then allow me to knock some sense in ye'. I can just as easily take what I need off yer' body... even easier, actually.
★Oh ho! Lookit what we got here...I'd hoped to talk wit' some minor official, but lucky me to be speakin' with a lordling o' TownName...I knew askin' for naval sanctions  would do the trick.
★Now that you're here, I'll be needin' the key to the hold of this here ship. There's some cargo in here that don't belong to ye'. An' I'll take any coin you have on ye' ...for me troubles and all.
★ Ah, yes, SimTitle0. Excuse my surprise, but I hadn't expected a visit from Your Highness. You wish to learn more about poison? To what end? ...No, never mind, a good agent doesn't ask why. I just happen to have a vial of some very potent toxin, called "Scribe's Bane" since it can be absorbed with lethal affect through the skin. For you, my Liege, only 50 simoles...
★This bit of royal alchemy is best done away from my throne room. The reception hall seems like as good a location as any to brew my ultimate weapon. I'll invite my royal staff there for a drink of appreciation. Yes, that should throw off SimTitle0 long enough.
★Your concerns are heard, SimTitle1. If you will go on ahead without me, I will meet you at the cemetery to verify your gripe, after attending to the rest of these... petitioners.
★ Pleasure doing business with you, SimTitle1. Too bad this will be your last transaction. Threatening the Monarch is an offense punishable by death& Shocked, SimTitle1 stammered: But& .I didn't& you& Enough of your treasonous drivel& .GUARDS!
★That should be enough of a lead to ensure my vile attendants have carried out my orders. The ship is a floating tinder-box, and with the addition of a crate of flammable royal reserve in their possession, a single well-place flame can finally free me of all my troubles.
★Upon arriving at the stockades, SimTitle0 looked upon the shackled wretch. The accused was a simple and filthy peasant, now humbled by incarceration. Slightly, intrigued by the crime that placed SimTitle1 in their wooden confinement, SimTitle0 would first have to release her, before learning fully about the offense.
★For your crime, SimFirstName1, I order you to rot in the stocksNever let it be said that I am not a tolerant ruler.
★ A nice try, SimTitle0. However, better people than you have tried to strong-arm me for goods. But to show I'm reasonable, I'll overlook this particular indiscretion and still offer the Scribe's Bane for the new price of 100 simoles.
★Well, my work here at the Pit is done.Shall I head over to the docks and deal with the demands of the sailor SimTitle1 mentioned?...Yes, I think I shall.
★Well, I didn't get the information I needed from my "questioning," but I had fun while doing it, and that's what's important.
★*pant* I... can't... breathe...I'll... tell... you... everything, just... please... no more... *gasp*
★As the next order of business, the throne recognizes the speaker from town.The issue in question is the rampant banditry throughout the kingdom due to the war, and the Monarch's inability to provide greater security for the common people.Your Majesty can now further question the petitioner.
★ As promised, SimTitle1, here is the treasury note for the remaining amount owed for our&  transaction. I trust our business is complete, and I know you will never discuss this. Thanks for the toxin, it makes for a very useful, yet unassuming ink.
★ After reviewing your offer SimTitle1, I've decided to accept. Here is the freshly inked contract; this binds you to an exclusive trade agreement with TownName for the remainder of your life& & which given the blackened skin on your hands and your struggle for breath, won't be very much longer.
★There! I've signed away more of my treasury to maintain "neutrality" with the two warring factions...And for what? Trade rights? My people's safety? Sometimes, I'm not sure it's worth it.Better hand these off to SimTitle1, before I do something rash.
★Very good, your Grace.And as soon as you provide me with the requisite "convenience fees," I will get these processed and sent out to the respective territories.A hundred simoles should cover it.
★Standard practice for these types of international transactions, my liege. It covers transport, security, processing, conversion rates, etc...Also, it's 100 simoles per Tribute.
★SimTitle0 quickly turned back to the throne and the small cluster of people ready with their demands and complaints, leaving SimTitle1 to stand forgotten, quietly muttering to herself.
★As SimTitle1 stomped out of the throne room, muttering angrily beneath her breath, SimTitle0 quickly turned back to the throne and the small cluster of people all vying to have their demands and complaints heard.
★Your concerns are heard, SimTitle1. If you will wait here until I am finished attending to the rest of these petitioners, we can check on your bandits together.
★According to SimTitle0 there should be a "visiting sailor" here at the docks that requested a royal audience concerning "certain naval sanctions."I do not like to be kept waiting...
★Acquire 25 simoles to purchase "Scribe's Bane"
★Acquire 75 simoles to purchase "Scribe's Bane"
★"My kingdom shall be cleansed of wicked parasites.
★"We're on the brink of war, embroiled in an international conspiracy, and the treasury is depleting, yet I must sit and listen to pig-farmers second-guess my every move."Time to Hold Court: String0 / 30 m
★"What other demands do these pests have of me?"Time to Hold Court: String0 / 30 m
★ What a fool to think I wouldn't use her own product against her. I just need to be very careful when scribing it with this ink.
★Hold Court on the throne
★Continue to Hold Court on the throne
★Take a Bath before returning to court
★Write a 'Special' Trade Contract for SimTitle2
★Write a 'Special' Treasury Note for SimTitle1
★"My poor pit beast is having a busy day. I sure hope she doesn't get full too easily, 'cause I got a mind to throw her a feast, like she's never seen."
★"A fine story... to the PIT!
★Throw SimTitle2 into the Pit
★"This place is too public to take care of this treasonous lush. But if I lure her to the privacy of the castle with a drink..."
★"I can think of a number of uses for that toxic ink. And it never hurts to have a bit of poison on hand... or at least it won't hurt ME."
★"Who is this crook to think she can approach me with some illicit trade?!"
★"I seem to remember a very pushy guild consul who owed me a charter to accompany her blackmail request."
★"I'm interested to hear what this peasant could say that would earn them a one way trip to the stocks."
★"I was hoping she'd say it that way! Makes it all the easier to provide a fitting response."
★"Let's discuss this further over drinks at the keep."
★"Half now, and the rest when I get my items!"
★"What makes you think I'm interested?"
★"I have yet to receive the charter I asked for."
★"Are you the one seeking 'naval sanctions'?"
★"You'll get your demands over my dead body!"
★"I don't know what you're talking about."
★Make a deal with SimTitle1
★Question SimTitle1's offer
★Inquire about guild charter to SimTitle1
★Release SimTitle2 from Stocks
★Reply to SimTitle1's demand
★TownName was overrun with dissention and treachery. SimTitle0 attempted to enact a bold plan to purge her kingdom of parasites, but the opposition was too great and the parasites' hold too firm to be undone by even a well-intended massacre.
★The war had done strange things to many people in TownName, turning the kingdom into a breeding ground for treacherous parasites.Seeing her beloved kingdom being slowly corrupted by malefactors, SimTitle0 set out on a bold plan to purge the land of this growing subversive element. With every drop of seditious blood spilt, the kingdom was purified. And finally, SimTitle0 sacrificed his own royal staff in a fiery blaze to take back TownName once and for all!
★"I stand up for peace against the tyranny of the throne."
★SimTitle0 needs to be more focused to find pirate contraband in a cargo-hold full of crates.
★A higher focus is required to locate the bandit camp in the twisting caverns, and deal with its inhabitants.
★SimTitle0 needs to be more focused if she is to uncover the bandit infestation  in the cave.
★SimTitle0 is not focused enough to write with deadly poison right now.
★"More tributes?! This war is costing me more just to stay out of the conflict!" Tributes Authorized: 1000 / 2
★"I've got my exit strategy in place... a swift jump off the railing when SimTitle1 goes below decks with the booze."
★"It been long enough... Those illicit liquids I purchased had better be waiting for me in a nearby lockbox, as promised!"
★"I'll make sure this bird knows who its real master is, by ordering it to kill one of these refugees."
★"SimTitle1's demands and insults are starting to wear thin. I'm almost tempted to side with the bandits!"
★"Let see if this old war falcon still has a kill or two left in it."
★"Death by bird attack has to be one of the more painful and embarrassing ways to be sent to the Watcher."
★"I need to clear my head of these dark thoughts. Maybe some cold water will banish the last of my bad dreams."
★Authorize 2 Foreign Tributes
★Board Ship to Oversee the Delivery
★Check the Ship's Hold to find out what SimTitle1 was after
★Collect Special' Delivery from a Messenger Post
★Quietly Issue a Lethal Attack Command to the scarred falcon
★Search the Cave for Bandits
★Sic the scarred Falcon on a Refugee
★Sic the scarred Falcon on SimTitle1
★Splash Face with water at a Wash bucket.
★"More of my money wasted on foreigners so they can continue to battle each other to a standstill, thus requiring even more simoles from me."
★Give SimTitle1 ァ100 for convenience fee
★"I'll show this chum how to properly wield a blade."
★"What's a good reason? Her terrible diction? The smell? No witnesses? ...Wait, I'm the ruler of TownName, I need no excuse!"
★Execute SimTitle1 by sword
★"Everyone loves chinchillas, except when they're vicious and attack your sensitive bits with their pointy teeth and wee beady eyes."
★"Normally these chairs are useful tools for persuasion, but they also can be insidious weapons if the proper restraint isn't used."
★"Now that I have gotten that subversive drunk out of the public eye, I can end her fittingly with a 'special' drink."
★"They'll assume it's safe now that they've seen me drink it."
★"Being tickled to death might actually be the worst way to go, not so much painful as just very, very embarrassing."
★Unleash a Vicious Chinchilla Attack on SimTitle1 in the chair
★Lock up SimTitle1 in the Interrogation chair
★Serve a Tampered Drink to SimTitle1 from the Cask
★Serve Drink of Potent Royale Crowne to the staff
★Relentlessly Tickle SimTitle1 in the interrogation chair
★Fight SimTitle1 to the death
★"Best to let my servant fetch the ingredients, than draw attention to my plan. Perhaps there are still petitioners to deal with while I wait..."
★Await SimTitle1's return with the brewing ingredients
★The monarch's dreams of a glorious future for TownName had been met with growing resistance at every turn. Foreign affairs and public outcries for peace were beginning to undermine the rightful power of the throne. When everyone is against you, the only thing left is to purge them all and let the Watcher sort them out.
★The ongoing war between Tredony and Aarbyville had seeped into TownName. Strange foreigners from both factions walked freely amongst the populace going about their own agendas. And normally stalwart citizens were starting to get swept up in the conflicts.If something drastic wasn't done quickly, TownName would be torn asunder.
★The Great Purge
★Maximum Satiation
★FAIL!!!
★SUCCESS!
★Primary Hero:"  Any hero
★Ask About Mission
★SimTitle2 seems to have a story he believes to have been the cause of his hunger.
★Ask SimTitle2 About Mission
★Ask What Is Wrong
★I should ask this Prince what is wrong.
★Ask Prince What Is Wrong
★Give Curd Blossom Oil
★Serve Goat Cheese Stew
★I am pretty sure SimTitle2 will be happy to try my latest remedy to his appetite. I'll need to give the oil and see what happens.
★Give SimTitle2 the Curd Blossom Oil
★"I should wait for the Prince at my home..."
★Go to the Wizard Tower
★I'll need to go home and read some of those old spell books I have collecting dust on my bookshelves.
★Go Home and Read Magic Books
★Where might I find Belladonna bushes?
★Collect 1000 Belladonna plant
★SimTitle3 needs a very large portion of goat cheese stew (Make large portion of gruel for now). I'll need to serve him a bowl.
★Make 1 Serving of Goat Cheese Stew (TEMP: MAKE GRUEL)
★I have all the items necessary to create Mystic Grog at my crafting station.
★Craft Mystic Grog Potion
★I need to find a patch of Lordleaf shrubs to collect.
★Collect 1000 Lordleaf plant
★I have collected 1001 of 1000 Grassweed.
★Collect 1000 Grassweed plant
★Strange. I am a little suspicious of this story. I should go and scry at my arcane tome to find out more information and see if any magic negligence is the culprit.
★The Prince will be arriving soon at my tower. I'll need to meet up with him.
★I've found a curse that sounds similar to what SimTitle1 has. I'll need to develop a magic potion, Curd Blossom Oil (Make Mystic Grog for now).
★Ahhh, I feel properly satiated. I am no longer hungry! Thank you SimTitle0. I shall return home and start writing my very own publication "Sweet Burn: Get Slim For Life."
★Great! I've found the Belladonna plant.
★I've successfully made Curd Blossom Oil! I should go and give this to SimTitle1 to see if it will stop his gluttonous rampage.
★"Hmm, I don't feel so good. I could really use some goat cheese stew. I've got a hankering for some goat cheese stew!"
★SimTitle0 now knows what kind of forces of magic he is up against. He must go study the curse from some dusty books in his bookcase.
★That should keep him busy. While he eats, I need to figure out a better solution to this curse. The book I read mentioned using the Nourishing Charge spell. I'll need to go and study that spell on my tome.
★Odd, the oil potion should have reversed SimTitle1's appetite. Now he just wants bowls upon bowls of stew. I should make him some stew and serve it at my table. (Make large portion of gruel)
★Great! I've found the Lordleaf plant.
★I've collected all the required items to make Mystic Grog. I should go and craft up a Mystic Grog potion for SimTitle1.
★SimTitle1 explains that he has an unstoppable urge to eat. He is concerned that he may have contracted a disease while on a mission in the Ponds of Gastonbury. I should ask him about this 'mission' in the ponds.
★Great! I've found the Grassweed plants.
★"At age ten I mastered in Hyperphagia Alchemy."
★I should use my arcane tome to find out more information.
★Scry For More Information
★Scry at the Arcane Tome
★A prince has arrived in town and wants to talk to me about something.
★Chat with the Prince
★I should say goodbye.
★Say Goodbye to SimTitle2
★The Hungry Prince has come to...
★Chat with SimTitle2
★I need to study the Nourishing Charge spell on the arcane tome (Study the Flare spell for now).
★Study the Nourishing Charge Spell
★Cast the (Flare) spell.
★Cast the Nourishing Charge Spell on SimTitle2
★I've made some goat cheese stew for SimTitle2, I'll need to serve it to them so they can eat it.
★Serve Goat Cheese Stew
★I should go scry to find more information about what happened to SimTitle2.
★Scry at the Arcane Tome
★Primary Hero:"  Wizard
★A prince can't stop eating due to a curse from a Gastonbury Warlock. Either counter the curse or cook the perfect dish to save him from his 'gastronomic' disaster.
★The Hungry Prince
★Delicious apples for the upcoming meeting
★Apples (3)
★Tender boar meat for the meeting
★Boar Meat (3)
★This sword obviously was not made very well.
★Snapped Sub-Par Sword
★Cheese for the upcoming meeting
★Cheese (3)
★Zesty citrus for the upcoming meeting
★Citrus Fruit (3)
★A sack full of fresh fruit for the feast
★Bag of Fresh Fruit
★Request a Song
★"Some gift... making me go all the way out to the village to get it. Hrmph."
★Pick Up your Interrogation Chair from the Village
★Speak About Guild Prices
★"SimTitle1 should be able to help figure out what is going on."
★Speak with SimTitle1 about Guild Prices
★Speak About Tredonian Guild Behavior
★"I wonder if this has anything to do with the conflict between the Merchants and Pirates."
★Speak with SimTitle1 about Tredonian Guild Behavior
★Speak about Strategy
★"We may yet be able to turn this incident to our advantage."
★Speak with SimTitle1 about Strategy
★Ask About Tredonian Arrival
★"It sounds as if the first of our guests have arrived."
★Ask SimTitle1 about the Tredonian's Arrival
★Ask About Aarbyvillian Arrival
★"It sounds as if the first of our guests have arrived."
★Ask SimTitle1 about the Aarbyvillians' Arrival
★Get Status Report
★"Time to find out when I can expect the Tredonians and Aarbyvillians to arrive."
★Get a Status Report from SimTitle1
★Confront about Broken Sword
★"This kind of idle-headed craftsmanship will not stand in TownName while I'm in charge!"
★Confront SimTitle1 about the Broken Sword
★What happened here?
★"What happened here?"
★Question SimTitle1
★Discuss Security Arrangements
★"You can tell a lot about a kingdom by their security forces."
★Discuss Security Arrangements with SimTitle1
★Get Sword
★"I've been promised this sword's craftsmanship will be unmatched!"
★Get Your Sword from SimTitle1
★Give Food
★"I'm sure SimTitle1 can whip this up into something tasty for the peace summit."
★Give the food to SimTitle1
★Gracious Greeting
★Hire as Musician
★"Which one will set the proper mood for the peace summit?"
★Choose a Musician to Hire
★Hire as Greeter
★"Who will make the best impression on my guests?"
★Hire a Greeter
★Surly Salutation
★Surly Salutation
★Order to Retrieve Sword
★"It's not my job to go retrieving things willy-nilly from all corners of the kingdom. I've got important things to attend to such as... important things!"
★Order SimTitle1 to Retrieve Your Sword
★Receive Gift
★"These gifts had better be worth all the effort I've gone to for this summit."
★Receive Gift from SimTitle1
★Survey Talent
★"What kind of first impression do I want to make?"
★Welcome SimTitle1 to TownName
★"What a fiasco! I'll wait for people to clear out before speaking about TownName's next move."
★Wait for people to leave the Reception Hall before speaking with SimTitle0
★"Let's see what this baby can do."
★Test Out the Interrogation Chair
★"As head of the Tredonian Guild Consortium, SimTitle0 holds immense power over trade routes and economies throughout the world."
★Greet the Tredonians at the Forest
★"The pirates have arrived and are waiting for me at the Beach."
★Greet the Aarbyvillians at the Beach
★"I want to find some talent who will help give our visitors a warm welcome."
★Survey the Talent at the Town Square
★"I'll hear their styles and decide which I want for the peace summit."
★Request a Song from each Musician at the Front Gate
★Survey the Talent
★"What shall I do to test out my new blade?Perhaps a training dummy, or maybe a sparring match. Anything should do, as long as it puts this sword to a good test."
★Test Out the New Sword
★"Our guests shall savor the freshest and sweetest bounty TownName can provide."
★Buy 3 Apples and 3 Citrus Fruit from the Village
★"This food will be like a party in your mouth!"
★Get 3 Boar Meat and 3 Cheese
★What kind of drinks should be served?
★What kind of food should be prepared?
★Which security arrangements shall be made?
★Who shall retrieve the sword?
★Which Faction did you favor in this quest?(pushes WEG slightly to one side or the other)
★Enable War Mode or Play Quest?(remove for final)
★Strong Grog
★Fine Wine
★Fresh Fruit
★Gourmet Hors d'oeuvres
★Show of Might: Highly visible guards to ensure a strictly safe environment.
★Covert Confidence: Less-visible security will help keep tensions low.
★"A Monarch doesn't mix with commoners! SimTitle1 shall retrieve the sword for me."
★"I could use a good walk and some fresh air. I shall retrieve the sword myself."
★Merchants
★Enable War Mode (complete quest without playing it)
★Play Quest (war mode will be enabled on quest completion)
★Pirates
★The only incident which occurred on this quest was the one where the people of TownName couldn't get their act together to host a simple summit.The Pirate Fleets and Merchants' Guild would continue to bicker until someone more capable came along to help them solve their problems.
★Although the summit had broken down into chaos, SimTitle0 was confident that through careful management of Guild and Pirate relations, the situation could be turned to TownName's advantage.
★Location:"  Reception Hall(Built at 40 Renown)-------------------------------------Primary Hero:"  Monarch
★"I hope they're impressed with my Reception Hall."
★TEXT NEEDED
★Escort the Tredonians to the Reception Hall
★"These pirates have an odd swagger. Must be from spending so much time on a ship."
★DESC TEXT
★Escort the Pirates to the Reception Hall
★"I'll have to find a nice place in the castle to put my new chair."
★Return to the Town Square
★"It's time to get this treaty signed and be done with this whole mess."
★Return to the Reception Hall
★"Required gifts are the best gifts!"
★Go to the Town Square for the Gift Giving Ceremony
★"People should be arriving soon."
★Wait for News of Arrivals
★Do "Important Things" While Waiting for Your Sword
★I was sitting here passing the time when a strange, green fog suddenly filled the room.I grew dizzy and started to lose my balance...I remember seeing some shadowy figures as I fell to the floor. They looked like pirates to me, but I was unable to get a good look before I passed out.
★"Guild operatives" he says... HA!He's telling the truth about the fog, but it's obvious we're being set up by these dishonorable fiends!The Golden Spyglass I was holding is gone; stolen while I was knocked unconscious. I'd wager my life's savings that SimTitle0 took it while I was passed out and then fled.I told you it was foolish to expect pirates to honor their word, Guild Lord SimLastName1.
★It certainly did, m'lady.I have a sinking feeling that this is just the beginning of our troubles.TownName now sits in a precarious position with this conflict.
★SimTitle0 has arrived with an entourage.They await you at the forest, My Lady.
★SimTitle0 has arrived with an entourage.They await you at the beach, My Lady.
★The Guild has been raising their prices. They claim it has to do with their conflict with the Pirates.I've just received a letter from the Guild Consortium and Pirate Tribunal about the situation.They've requested that TownName play host to a summit so that the Guild and Pirates can sign a peace treaty on neutral ground.
★Right away, My Lady.
★SimTitle0, I must speak with you.The Tredonians have arrived!
★SimTitle0, I must speak with you.The Aarbyvillian fleets have arrived!
★I have received word that both parties should be arriving in TownName soon.Might I suggest that you take some time to make yourself presentable before they get here?I have taken the liberty of having the servants lay out special bath oils and minerals for you. Take your pick of whichever type of bathwater suits you, m'lady.
★I was sitting here passing the time when a strange, green fog suddenly filled the room.I grew dizzy and started to lose my balance...I remember seeing some shadowy figures as I fell to the floor. They looked like guild operatives to me, but I was unable to get a good look before I passed out.
★"They looked like pirates" he says... HA!He's telling the truth about the fog, but it's obvious we're being set up by these conniving merchants!The Jeweled Compass I was holding is gone; stolen while I was knocked unconscious. I'd bet simoles to snakeskins that SimTitle2 took it while I was passed out and then fled.I told you it was foolish to expect SimTitle0 to honor his word, SimFirstName1.
★What's in the box?WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
★AAAAAAAA! EEEEEEEE!
★Or just let her go without testing the chair. Fine, I don't care.The chair here is just for demonstration purposes. We've shipped a new one to the Village for you to pick up and use as you see fit.
★I'm free!
★As much as I'm enjoying her fine melodies, might I suggest that you invite our musician friend there to have a seat?
★How 'bout ye test out the chair using that landlubber musician over there?Her singin' reminds me of the time Slippery Skete fell in love with a seagull and serenaded it for a week... Ugh, make it stop!
★Might I suggest you test out the chair using that horrid musician over there?Her melodies remind me of a dire chinchilla savaging a goat... Ugh, make it stop!
★That be some great playin' from your musician friend there, but mayhap she can take a break to try out yer new chair?
★Hehehhehe...HAHAHAHA!
★WHARRGARBL!I'm all wet!
★Now that preparations have been made, I should check in with SimTitle0 to get an update on when our guests are expected to arrive.
★Alright, everyone has cleared out.SimTitle0, I need a word with you.
★And now if I may have your attention, I will announce the next part of the summit.
★How courteous! I'm sure you could make even the stuffiest aristocrat go rose-cheeked.
★It's not my fault!Quality materials have been scarce and the Tredonian Guild Consortium has been charging outrageous prices.I had to use a brittle Cruddium infusion instead of Mithral.
★So quick to blame my daughter, SimFirstName0, but you'll notice that SimTitle1's son, SimFirstName2 is nowhere to be found either.The whole idea of a treaty was a mistake. I should've known better.Come, Blacksail SimLastName3, we're leaving.You haven't seen the last of us, SimLastName1, mark my words!
★Why is SimTitle0 never around when I need her?Servant! Your Monarch requires you, don't make me cut back your rations of gruel.
★Such complex phrasing, such elegant melodies!
★A luscious libation shall bring balance and body to our neutral negotiations.
★blah blah
★Mmmm, nothing says "royalty" like the subtle scent of fresh wildflowers.Hopefully, people will arrive before the scent wears off.
★HaHA! What biting lyrics! What a ribald refrain!
★Nothing says "welcome" like a bunch of fresh fruit!
★I should speak with SimTitle0 about this.It wouldn't benefit the Guild Consortium to price itself out of sales. Something must be influencing their behavior.
★And now, before the signing of the treaty, we will follow a long-standing tradition of TownName: the Giving of the Gifts, whereby gifts are given to the Monarch, who in this case, happens to be me.SimTitle0 and SimTitle1, have you brought your gifts for me?
★The gift giving ceremony shall be held at TownName's town square. Let us reconvene there.
★And now to commence with the Giving of the Gifts!
★There, that should be enough food for the meeting.Now to bring this to SimTitle0 so she can prepare it.
★Our guests will be treated to the finest of foods while in TownName!
★The celebration has not even commenced until people are passed out on the floor.Strong grog is what we need!
★So quick to blame my son, SimFirstName0, but you'll notice that SimTitle1's daughter SimFirstName2 is nowhere to be found either.The whole idea of a treaty was a mistake. I should've known better.Come, Admiral SimLastName3, we're leaving.You haven't seen the last of us, SimLastName1, mark my words!
★Bravo! Unfortunately, I only need one musician.Now, who shall it be?
★Right away, Your Majesty.I shall ensure there is no question as to the superior security in TownName.
★I will ensure a most delightful time for your guests, Your Majesty.
★You have impeccable taste, Your Majesty.I shall ensure this is a gathering to remember!
★I'll make sure this party is off ye olde chain!You made the right choice, Your Majestyness.
★Thank you, Your Majesty, I'll make sure your guests will remember their time in TownName.
★Some time had passed since the sailor washed ashore in TownName and SimTitle0 had found the gruesome remnants of a sunken ship just off the coast.Life in TownName had continued unhindered and people tended to their daily business with little thought of conflicts in foreign lands.SimTitle0 had ordered a new sword from a smithy in the village and had just received word that it was finished and ready to pick up.
★Hahaha! That parrot is a true pirate!
★Hahaha! That's a fine bird you've got there.
★Well done.Now that the subject is secured in the chair, go ahead and try out some questioning techniques.
★Yes, Your Majesty.I shall go make the arrangements for some suitably subtle disguises.
★Ow! Keep that feathery nightmare away from me!
★I've half a mind to send you to the stocks or the pit for deceiving me, SimFirstName0.
★Do I feel like a stroll down to the village, or shall I have SimTitle0 retrieve the blade for me?
★Well, that fell apart rather spectacularly, didn't it SimFirstName0?
★We have options, SimFirstName0.Depending on how we manage our relationship with the Pirate Fleets and Guild Consortium, we may be able to turn this conflict to our advantage.I'll expect regular updates on how each side is faring in their war.
★Yes, a walk to the town square is just what I need.Won't people be surprised to see their Monarch mixing it up with commoners!Should I change my clothes or go as is&   How do I want to appear to my subjects?
★Hold on, they're waking up.Let us speak with them before we jump to conclusions.
★Ah yes, now THIS is how a Monarch should look!Look out, commoners, your leader approaches.
★This will be a good opportunity for us to gain influence with the Aarbyvillian fleets and Tredonian guilds.Send response that TownName will be honored to mediate their agreement.I shall figure out how best to prepare for our guests. A tense situation such as this can be made or broken by the smallest details.
★No offense, SimTitle0, but I would not have expected the security detail of TownName to look like a pack of inelegant buffoons...Let us pray that Captain SimLastName1's gang can keep their composure long enough for us to sign this treaty.
★I'm glad to see that you've taken the proper security precautions, SimTitle0.Though she claims to support this treaty, I wouldn't put it past Captain SimLastName1 and her gang of kelp lickers to break their word.
★It is you and your snake tongue we should all be worried about, SimLastName0.Now, let us attend to our business so that we may sooner be rid of each other's company.
★I present you with one of Tredony's finest hunting falcons, a Red Tailed Hawk.It will come to you when you use its whistle to call it. Why don't you give it a shot now?
★Well done!Now try giving your falcon a command.Send it to go Hunting.
★Excellent, SimTitle0, you're a natural falconer!Now, we just have to wait for your bird to return.Sometimes they find prey very quickly, and other times it can take a few hours.
★Ah look, your bird has returned!There are many other commands your falcon will respond to. I'm sure you will enjoy getting to know your new pet.
★I present you with one of Tredony's finest hunting falcons, a gift much more interesting and useful than some barbaric chair, right?It will come to you when you use its whistle to call it. Why don't you give it a shot now?
★SimTitle0, I present you with one of the finest new devices we've come across: a multi-purpose interrogation chair.I've had my servants place one here for demonstration purposes. Please, have a look.
★As you can see, this chair can be quite useful for many purposes.The chair here is just for demonstration purposes. We've shipped a new one to the Village for you to pick up and use as you see fit.I'm sure you will find it invaluable.
★SimTitle0, I present you with one of the finest new devices we've come across: a multi-purpose interrogation chair.Much more useful than some mite-infested featherball, if I do say so myself.I've had my servants place one here for demonstration purposes. Please, have a look.
★Greetings, SimTitle0.I am SimTitle1 of the Tredonian Guild Consortium.These are SimTitle2 and my son, SimTitle3.
★Yes, and we both agree that our gifts are better suited for use outdoors.For that reason, we shall present your gifts at the Town Square.
★What is the meaning of this?!SimLastName0, you're behind this!Admiral SimLastName2! Wake up! What happened? Where is my son, SimFirstName1?!
★A colder reception than I had hoped for, SimTitle0. Your sweet scent has failed to mask your acerbic attitude.I hope your personal feelings towards us will not interfere with your role as mediator.Let us be off to Castle TownName and get this over with.
★A colder reception than I had hoped for, SimTitle0. Your words are as bitter as your bouquet.I hope your personal feelings towards us will not interfere with your role as mediator.Let us be off to Castle TownName and get this over with.
★You speak as sweetly as you smell, SimTitle0.I'm glad to see TownName has been able to remain neutral in this conflict so far.It must have been difficult with SimTitle1's fleets harassing ships along your coast.Let us be off to Castle TownName.
★You honor us with your gracious words, SimTitle0. If only your scent matched your sentiments! Have you ever considered sweetening your charisma with a perfume?But we can speak of such things later. Let us be off to Castle TownName.
★My Lady, the Tredonians have arrived at the forest path.I shall look after our guests so that you may go welcome the Tredonians.
★We shall await your arrival in the Reception Hall, SimTitle0.
★On behalf of the Guild Consortium and Royal Tredonian Navy, I, SimTitle0 present the Jeweled Compass.Its needle will always point away from danger.
★I am impressed by your casual approach to security, SimTitle0.Most rulers would be uneasy inviting the Captains of the Red and Black fleets to their home.I am glad to see that your sympathies do not lie with the cowardly schemes of SimTitle1 and her band of overstuffed sheep-biters.
★I see that you deemed it necessary to make a pointed show of force with your security detail, SimTitle0.I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you are not scheming with SimTitle1 in some ill-advised attempt to bring my comrades and crew to "justice".
★It is you and your scurvy-addled delusions we should all be worried about, SimLastName0.Now, let us attend to our business so that we may sooner be rid of each other's company.
★Do that again, and you'll face the point of my sword.
★I present you with one of Aarbyville's finest parrots, a Sunset Macaw.It will come to you when you use its whistle to call it. Why don't you give it a shot now?
★Well done!Now try giving your parrot a command.Send it to Hunt for Treasure.
★Excellent, SimTitle0, you're a natural parroteer!Now, we just have to wait for your bird to return.Sometimes they find treasure very quickly, and other times it can take a few hours. This one shouldn't take too long, though.
★Ah look, your bird has returned!There are many other commands your bird will respond to. I'm sure you will enjoy getting to know your new pet.
★I present you with one of Aarbyville's finest parrots, a gift much more interesting and useful than some fancy chair, right?It will come to you when you use its whistle to call it. Why don't you give it a shot now?
★SimTitle0, I present you with a gift which I have found most useful in getting to the bottom of a complicated matter: a multi-purpose interrogation chair.I've had my servants place a chair here for demonstration purposes. Have a look.
★SimTitle0, I present you with a gift which I have found most useful in getting to the bottom of a complicated matter: a multi-purpose interrogation chair.Trained birds are well and good, but try to use one to get a salty sailor to spill the beans about a buried treasure. No way, no how!I've had my servants place a chair here for demonstration purposes. Please, have a look.
★Greetings, SimTitle0.I am SimTitle1 of the Arbyvillian Red Fleet.These are SimTitle2 of the Black Fleet and SimTitle3, my daughter.
★Aye.
★I'm behind this?I'M BEHIND THIS?!This reeks of one of your schemes, SimLastName0! Where is SimFirstName1, my daughter?If you've harmed a hair on her head, I'll use your ears to patch my sails and your tongue to swab the poop deck!
★A colder reception than I had hoped for, SimTitle0.I would have thought that someone who smells as sickeningly sweet as you would have an equally over-honeyed tongue.I hope your personal feelings towards us will not interfere with your role as mediator.Let us be off to Castle TownName to get this over with.
★A colder reception than I had hoped for, SimTitle0.You smell like a sailor, but you speak like a landlubber.I hope your personal feelings towards us will not interfere with your role as mediator.Let us be off to Castle TownName to get this over with.
★You speak like you smell: a bit too sweet for my taste. Still, we are honored by your gracious welcome.Let us be off to Castle TownName to get this thing started.
★You speak like you smell: strong and salty. I am glad to see SimLastName1 doesn't yet have you in her pocket.Let us be off to Castle TownName to get this thing started.
★My Lady, the Aarbyvillians have arrived at the beach.I shall look after our guests so that you may go welcome the Aarbyvillians.
★We shall await your arrival in the Reception Hall, SimTitle0.
★On behalf of the combined fleets of Aarbyville, I, SimTitle0, present the Golden Spyglass of Clarity.Its lens can see through even the thickest fog.
★Let's see...We'll need food, music and definitely some security.As fortune would have it, I believe there are some traveling musicians down near the front gate today. Which arrangements shall I make to ensure our guests feel most welcome?
★I thank you both for your generous gifts.Let us return to the Reception Hall and commence with the signing of your treaty.
★Ahhh, that salty sea scent with just a hint of kelp.Watch out people, SimTitle0 is riding high on the tide.Hopefully, people will arrive before the scent wears off.
★There's two ways we can handle security, m'lady.We can show off our power by stationing guards in highly visible positions, or we can keep things on the down low by wearing disguises.What do you wish, Your Majesty?
★Now that I've made sure the meeting will be secure, I want to make sure our guests feel, shall we say, "comfortable."A visit to the Town Square is always good when looking for some big... talent.
★Yes, My Lady. I'll make sure to have a fine spread set out when our guests arrive.
★Here is your sword, My Lady.The swordsmith says it is of impeccable quality and that she will be running an errand in the town square should you wish to speak with her later.
★Yes, My Lady.Right away, My Lady!
★As leader of the host kingdom for this Peace Summit, I, SimTitle0 of TownName hereby bring this meeting to order.As is tradition, each side is required to present an offering of good will.You will now exchange your offerings that we may begin the steps towards reconciliation.
★You both certainly have your own distinct flavor when it comes to showing hospitality.Which of you would make the best impression on my guests?
★What the?!That last blow caused the sword to crack!Time to have a word with the swordsmith.
★I'm sure you'll be quite pleased with your new sword, Majesty.I've crafted it to my ...er... highest standards!
★No, please! I beg of you! Spare me!Noooooooooo!
★No, please, Your Majesty!I'm allergic to tomatoes and eggs!
★All or nothing, I always say.It is time for this blade to learn the taste of blood!
★If this sword is as good as it's supposed to be, you're in trouble.
★Bring it on!
★Best to try the blade against a dummy before a live opponent.
★A friendly sparring match will let me put this sword through the paces.
★Time to give this blade a whirl.What shall I test it on?So many things to slice and so little time!
★Oh my! Very welcoming indeed.
★"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
★"A special bath will ensure I'm at my best to mediate this meeting."
★Take a Bath in Seawater or Wildflower Water.
★"Alright, falcon, show me what you've got."(bird commands are a self-click interaction)
★Send your falcon Hunting
★"I used to want to be a bird when I grew up. This is the next best thing!"(Open your Sim's inventory and find the Sunset Macaw's Whistle. Click on the Whistle to call your bird.)
★Call Your Sunset Macaw
★"I used to want to be a bird when I grew up. This is the next best thing!"(Open your Sim's inventory and find the Red Tailed Hawk's Whistle. Click on the Whistle to call your bird.)
★Call your Red Tailed Hawk
★"Now to my favorite part..."(self-click interaction)
★Continue the Summit
★"I wonder how much meat a falcon can carry? I suppose it's a question of weight ratios."
★Wait for your Falcon to Return
★"I wonder how much treasure a parrot can carry? I suppose it's a question of weight ratios."
★Wait for your Parrot to Return
★"I'd better get this thing started before they rip each other's throats out."(self-click interaction)
★Announce the Start of the Summit
★"Alright, parrot, show me what you've got."(bird commands are a self-click interaction)
★Send your Parrot Treasure Hunting
★"Just have a seat right over here..."
★Put SimTitle1 in the Interrogation Chair
★"I wonder what it will bring back?"
★Wait for your Parrot to Return
★GAIN PIRATE OR GUILD ALLEGIANCE:As tensions rise between the Tredonian Guild Consortium and the Aarbyvillian Pirate Fleets, TownName finds itself in the middle of an epic conflict.
★A Summit for Peace
★New information from TownName's scouts indicates that the conflict between Aarbyville and Tredony has escalated. Emissaries from both territories have requested that TownName play host to a summit between the Pirate Tribunal and Guild Consortium.SimTitle0 must prepare the kingdom and help to resolve the conflict.
★The Incident
★Discover a Miracle
★End the Monarch's Misery
★Find a Cure
★Find a Cure
★Protect the Monarch
★I've taxed my skills to create this Angelbalm.  All that's left to do now is to give it to the Monarch and pray for their speedy recovery!
★Heal Monarch SimFirstName2
★Examine SimTitle2
★Research Cure at the Scribe Table
★SimTitle0 collapsed suddenly whilst sparring! She appears to be quite ill. This situation must be handled delicately.
★TEMP - The Monarch is Sick!
★Jacoban Glory
★Peteran Humility
★Royal Enrichment
★Primary Hero:"  Jacoban Priest-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Knight
★Primary Hero:"  Peteran Priest-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Knight
★A waking dream appeared before SimTitle0, shattering the mediocrity of the day.The images were confused impressions: an unblinking eye transformed into a massive stone statue which crumbled into a white flame blazing across a vast and troubled sea. An ancient tome carried by a shining champion.The sense of words echoed in SimTitle0's mind: Chosen. Follow in my steps. See as I see. Find the glass. My power onto you.
★Write a Sermon
★Write a Letter to the Jacoban Proxy
★Give a Great Sermon
★"I will carve a legacy with my blade."
★"The glory of the Watcher is mine to find."
★Recruit Guards
★Recruit a Guard
★Give SimTitle2 the money
★Ask SimTitle2 for help
★While the priest's faith had always been unwavering, discovering the most holy artifact of the Watcher would be a incredible achievement for the Jacoban church, and tangible means to humble the masses of TownName with the proper fear of the Watcher. However, the daunting task would require more than just devotion and desire; only with the prowess of could the quest succeed against all odds.
★The collected research notes of various glass historians and adventures.
★Normal bifocals soaked in the blessed water of Peteran faith have transformed into divine lenses.
★A pair of thick bifocals for reading the religious fine print.
★Defensive Plans
★Journal of the Watcher's Glass
★Holy Peteran Spectacles
★Formal Letter of Request
★Priest's Reading Glasses
★Watcher only knows where this adventure will take us, or for how long. Proper preparations will lead to fewer distractions.
★Ask About Lore
★Talk of Preparations
★Ask SimTitle2 about Peteran lore
★Discuss preparations with SimTitle2.
★I must entrust SimTitle2 with the holy spectacles and the important task of using them to find our steps along the Watcher's path.
★Deliver Defensive Plans
★Give Spectacles
★Deliver the defensive plan proposal to SimTitle2
★Give the blessed spectacles to SimTitle2
★Board the ship sailing to the end of the world
★Pray for insight on the hill of judgment
★Sharpen Sword for String0
★The "Search for the Watcher's Glass" has failed...The fabled and holy artifact of the Watcher remains hidden; its location and purpose shrouded in myth, leaving the people of TownName disheartened without proof the Watcher's omnipotence.
★Chasing after a legend, the pious SimTitle0 and the stalwart SimTitle1 embarked on an arduous quest to discover the fabled device of the Watcher and bring back divine proof to TownName. Against all odds, the heroics of the two adventurers took them to the ends of the earth and into the presence of the Watcher. Just as those at home were about to give up hope, SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 returned victorious, bearing the most holy of relics and a deeper connection to the Watcher.
★Primary Hero:"  Peteran Priest-------------------------------------Supporting Hero:"  Knight
★Recruit Champion
★There is only one person whom could fill the role of the shining champion from the vision. For this adventure, I will need SimTitle2's support.
★Recruit Champion
★Recruit SimTitle2 to be the shining champion.
★I trust the throne understands the reason for this quest, as well as my concern for TownName during my absence. With luck this foresight will earn royal support for the journey.
★Give Patrol Report
★Give a detailed report of the patrols to the Crown.
★Raise Peteran popularity enough to gain entrance to the Eyebrary
★How will SimTitle0 arrange for her absence?
★Plan TownName's defenses on tactical map.
★Patrol the outskirts of TownName.
★I, personally, do not like that you are leaving for who knows how long, but it is not my place to stop you. And since your plans for TownName's defense seem sound and well-planned, I suppose we can do without you for a time.I shall deliver your report to our Liege, SimTitle1. Here is an advancement on your wages. May your journey be a swift one.
★I heard your stirring sermon on the Watcher's word, SimTitle0, and was moved. I am a lore-buff and recently returned from a pilgrimage to the Great Eyebrary. Gaining entry was difficult, but in its vast archives I found reference to the Watcher's presence here in TownName, hidden in the pages of an old tome entitled: History of the Kingdom.  I'm told there only other copy may have been recently sold to the village market.
★Contemplating the Watcher, I could feel faint traces of a divine presence in TownName. Once the power of the Eye must have been strongly focused here. I was shown a ritual for fashioning holy lenses to look deeper for the Watcher's presence. However, with so many other things to attend to, the monastery's upkeep and quest planning, the search may have to be a trial of proving for SimTitle1.
★That history, while not a factual account does contain some interesting theories on the Watcher. One in particular being that TownName has risen on the sight of an old civilization that once revered the Watcher. It is said that the first steps on the path to the Eye, are hidden here. But the book is incomplete. I'll need to somehow gain entrance to the Great Eyebrary and study any information about the Watcher's Glass.
★Using the true-seeing spectacles, SimTitle1 discovered strong evidence of the Watcher's presence around the ruins of the Pit of Judgment.  There my prayers for insight will illuminate the first steps along the path to the holy relic.
★Though I am loath for you to leave TownName without it's Knight Captain for even a day, I can see the kingdom's benefit from SimTitle0's quest and your presence can only ensure a swifter, victorious return. In addition, I thank you SimTitle1, for the extra measures you've taken in patrolling our borders. So, here is some coin as a reward on funding for your expedition.
★ SimTitle0,We have considered your request to enter the Great Eyebrary, and while you quest seems like a virtuous one, we must insist upon a certain level of commitment from our pilgrims. If you can spread the light of the Peteran word in your region, then we may view your appeal more favorably.In the light of the eye,High Eyebrarian AcumanPeteran Enclave
★Creating ever-seeing spectacles requires a bath in the purest of water.
★With a proper soak in blessed water those reading glasses should be made anew. All that's left is to retrieve them.
★The well water is ready to receive the offering. It is time for my spectacles to take a swim.
★Now that the trade route to the village has been seen to, a closer search of the forest depths should reveal any potential dangers lurking outside TownName.
★If I am to go adventuring, I shall not leave TownName defenseless. First, the security along the trade route to the village needs assessment.
★Bless a well's water for the ritual.
★Draft up the defensive plans on scribe table
★Draw water from the blessed well to retrieve holy spectacles.
★Submerged the bifocals in the blessed well water.
★Use the truth-seers to seek out the Watcher's presence around the kingdom.
★Patrol the nearby forest
★Patrol road to the village.
★Plan TownName's defenses at the tactical map
★Give an rousing sermon on the way of the Watcher
★Ready SimTitle2 with String0 of training on the dummies
★A waking dream appeared before SimTitle0, shattering the mediocrity of the day. The images were confused impressions: an unblinking eye transformed into a massive stone statue which crumbled into a white flame blazing across a vast and troubled sea. An ancient tome carried by a shining champion.The sense of words echoed in SimTitle0's mind: Chosen. Follow in my steps. See as I see. Find the glass. My knowledge is yours.
★ Yours is a worthy quest. While I do not know much of your faith, I am willing to learn for this chance to quest after a legend.
★ I would not pass on this chance to follow the path of the Watcher. I shall be your champion in this venture, SimTitle0. Just let me know how I might assist you.
★ There, SimTitle1, you are now the anointed champion of the Watcher on this quest. I am grateful for your assistance. This trial will not be easy, but the rewards should we prove victorious will be great indeed.Soon we shall depart TownName for destination, I must yet uncover. I suggest you prepare as best you can, and make sure you knightly responsibilities are in order for your absence.
★"I illuminate the Watcher's Word."
★"My sword and heart yearn for worthy adventure."
★"I crusade in the name of the Watcher."
★There must be a serviceable pair of spectacles stored in some church chest to use for the ritual.
★The Watcher knows all, and that knowledge is there for those that look in the right place.
★A finely written letter formally requesting authorization to access the Peteran's Great Eyebrary.
★Retrieve reading glasses from Peteran chest.
★Reflect on the Watcher to understand the vision.
★Voyage to the Storm's Eye at the World's End
★Send letter of request to Peteran enclave
★Trek through the forest to the Great Eyebrary
★Write a letter requesting entrance to the Great Eyebrary
★SimTitle2 is already a faithful Peteran follower, so anointing her through prayer should be easy.
★Pray with SimTitle2
★Convert SimTitle1's champion to the Peteran faith.
★Patiently await reponses from Peteran enclave
★The Will of the Watcher is too great for anyone to truly know. Many claim to understand the all-seeing Eye, but there are few who can demonstrate such a bold claim. Possessing one of the rare remaining tools of the divine observer, such as the Watcher's Glass, can only bring one closer to seeing the grand design. And the best way to acquire such a fabled relic is to learn and follow the words of the Watcher.
★Scan a copy of "History of the Kingdom" for clues
★Rumor has it that the legendary Watcher's Glass has resurfaced in the world after being lost for five hundred years. Both the Jacobans and Peterans are clammoring to discover its whereabouts, as well as all manner of other brave adventurers.  Whomever can obtain such a powerful relic will gain fame, fortune, and power beyond imagining.
★The Search for the Watcher's Glass
★End the Monarch's Misery
★Heal the Monarch
★Archangel of Death
★The Monarch lives! Hopefully, no one was alerted to your true intentions.
★The Monarch has passed. May the Watcher provide protection in the afterlife.
★(Soon-to-be-Ex) Monarch
★Primary Hero:"  Spy
★I've never liked this royal elitest anyways. Time to flush out the old to make room for the new. Hopefully the Monarch has already made their peace with the Watcher.
★Huzzah! The Monarch has been cured of the Eternal Sickness.  Through the miracle of science, the Physician was able to diagnose the ailment and discover a rare herbal cure in the nick of time. Assisted by the Peteran Priest and the awesome power of faith, the Watcher's blessing was harnessed with the prayers of the town. Long live the Monarch!
★Dye a disguise
★Primary Hero:"  Physician-------------------------------------Supporting Hero:"  Jacoban Priest"  Peteran Priest
★Research Symptoms at the Archives
★Pray for Monarch (Pulpit)
★Medicinal Healer
★Spiritual Healer
★Examine Monarch
★Express Concern to the Priest
★Heal Monarch
★Great job! The Monarch will be up and running around in no time - just like their old self!
★Our Ruler must be saved at all costs. The Kingdom must be protected to the best of our ability. It was an oath we all swore to.
★ Another day above ground, is another day to praise the Watcher HOLD A SERMON
★ What can this prophet' be preaching to make my flock stray from fearing the Watcher? LISTEN TO PROPHET (1 Hour)
★ Attendance was dismal at my sermon. Why? QUESTION 3 FOLLOWERS
★ Nature Faith? Squirrels? What type of religion is that?! HAVE A RELIGIOUS DEBATE
★Suffering Monarch
★I've taxed my skills to create this Angelbalm. The only thing left to do is to administer it...
★Did it work?! Color is rushing back to the Monarch's face! I think everything's going to be okay!
★Bless the Physician:The prayers of the sims have been sent up to the Watcher. I'll bless the Physician with the healing power of faith.
★Zounds! Eternal Sickness is attacking the body and soul of our Monarch. The spiritual guidance of the Peteran Priest is urgently needed.
★Angelweed collected: 1001Angelweed still needed: 1000Eureka! Angelbalm is the cure! To make it, I must collect the most blessed of herbs - Angelweed. I think they're outside my clinic or near the stocks.
★The healing properties of the Angelweed should make for the ideal healing balm. I'll return to my Crafting Station and prepare a dose.
★I heard that their Majesty sounds awful! I must examine them to determine the exact ailment. Time is of the essence!
★Express Concern for Monarch:I'll anounce my presence and ask how everyone is feeling.
★Go to Throne Room:I heard the Monarch was ill, but are they just rumors? I should enter the throne room and gain an audience with their Majesty; if only to check in.
★Eureka! Angelbalm is the cure! To craft it, I'll need a Weak Currative Tonic and 3 sprigs of Angelweed. I think they're outside my clinic or near the stocks.
★From my pulpit I shall pray for the Monarch and trust that the Watcher sees all. Faith is the best medicine!
★SimFirstName1's wisdom is a beacon of hope. The Monarch has granted me access to their Scribe Table to research a cure. Pray I am not too late!
★The Monarch has become deathly ill by some mysterious ailment. The people are fast becoming scared. Whatever shall we do?
★The Sick Monarch
★The constable will believe these to be real.
★Forged Execution Papers
★This is all I need to create my own writ of execution.
★Copied Monarch's Signature
★The exact wavelength of her magical signature is right in this orb!
★SimFirstName0's Magic Signature
★Witch's Execution Papers
★Confront about Witchcraft
★"I must be sure that this woman is the monster that I saw in the forest."
★Confront Witch about Witchcraft
★Warn about Witch
★"The people have to know! Maybe the town crier will announce my warning!"
★Warn Town Crier about the Witch
★Curse Witch
★"I'm sorry, TownName, I did everything I could..."
★Curse the Witch with your Dying Breath
★Confront about Witchcraft
★"I must have words with this Witch. Her disguise will not fool me."
★Confront Witch about Witchcraft
★Plead
★"How is she doing this? I can't stop her..."
★Plead with Witch
★Warn About Witch
★"This shouldn't take long, and then I can get back to my deadly plants."
★Warn Monarch about the Witch
★Confront about Witchcraft
★"I'll confront her. Loudly. Maybe I can scare her out of town before she causes trouble."
★Confront Witch about Witchcraft
★Announce Execution
★"Let's see if she predicted this..."
★Announce Execution to Witch
★Warn about Witch
★"Maybe something can be done before this Witch starts any trouble for us."
★Warn the Monarch about the Witch
★Warn about Witch
★"The Monarch can decide how best to proceed."
★Warn the Monarch about the Witch
★Warn about Witch
★"Surely my own guards will believe that we have a Witch in our woods."
★Warn a Guard about the Witch
★Confront about Intrusion
★"That creature is not welcome here."
★Confront the Witch about Intrusion
★Convince of Witch's Evilness
★"I'll really need to butter up the Monarch before this will work..."
★Convince Monarch of Witch's Intent
★Loudly Announce Execution
★"I can't wait to see the look on her evil yet sexy face."
★Loudly Announce Execution to Witch
★Ambush the Witch
★"Prepare to meet the Watcher, Witch!!"
★Ambush Witch
★Distract Witch
★"It looks pretty bad, but I've got one last ace up my sleeve..."
★Distract Witch
★Warn About Witch
★"The town crier can get the word out more quickly, and then at least someone will believe me."
★Warn Town Crier about Witch
★Lure to Forest
★"The forest should be secluded enough that we can fight without harming innocents."
★Lure Witch to Forest
★Throw the Witch Out
★"No one invades my sanctuary."
★Throw the Witch Out
★Accuse of Trespass
★"I can't believe she had the gall to come here, to MY tower!"
★Accuse Witch of Trespassing
★Order to Town Square
★"I need to recruit some guards to help corner the Witch."
★"The guards I need have got to be tough. Not just any Sim will do."
★"I hope these guards are meaner and tougher than they look."
★Order a Guard to the Town Square
★Order Guard #2 to the Town Square
★Order Guard #3 to the Town Square
★"Eat Steel, Witch!"
★"Time to end this, Witch."
★Confront Witch
★Lure to Forest
★"Hopefully, she won't suspect a thing."
★Lure Witch to Forest
★Invite to Forest
★"I'll stroke her ego, beg her to teach me her powerful magic out in the forest. Then I will spring my trap..."
★Invite Witch to Forest
★"I must face her now, before she can harm the villagers!"
★Go to Town Square
★"If I can just get back to the tower, I have a plan..."
★Go to Tower
★"First I'll borrow some authentic execution orders from the throne room. I only need one, but, you know, since I'm there..."
★Go to Throne Room
★"I pray that this is not the same woman I saw..."
★Go to Town Square
★"Ow..."
★Return to Spy Quarters
★"I have to catch her!"
★Go to Pit of Judgement
★"The town crier told me the woman was last seen at the town square."
★Go to Town Square
★"I hope I remembered my thick, poison-handling gloves."
★Go to Forest
★"I shall retreat to my tower and prepare... for now."
★Go Back to Tower
★Announcing death warrants? Best part of the job! I hope the Witch is still in town square.
★Go to Town Square
★"If there is a Witch just outside of the city, I must warn the castle!"
★Go to Throne Room
★"Once we're alone in the forest I can confront this monster!"
★Go to Forest
★"A bad knight charges at a Witch without a plan. I need to regroup."
★Go to Barracks
★Go to Town Square
★"She's trying to cut through the Pit of Judgement to get to the city gates!!"
★Go to Pit of Judgement
★"It is time to corner the Witch."
★Go to Town Square
★"I'll head for the throne room straight away. When the Monarch knows, the people will know."
★Go to Throne Room
★"How much trouble can the edge of a forest get into? Let's get this patrol over with."
★Go to Forest
★"If I hurry to the forest, I should still be able to get the jump on her."
★Go to Forest
★"Once I get to the forest I can ambush the Witch."
★Go to Forest
★"If I return quickly enough, I can have that witch executed within the hour. Then, maybe, I can finally pick some nightshade!!"
★Go to Spy Quarters
★"I do my best plotting at home."
★Go Home to Spy Quarters
★"I need to return to the barracks to rest, or this evil sickness will consume me."
★Go to Barracks
★"If it is her, the people in town square could be in danger!"
★Go to Town Square
★I must head to the throne room and meet with the Monarch.
★Go to Throne Room
★"I bet I can find her easily near the town square."
★Go to Town Square
★"I'll sneak up on the Witch at the town square."
★Go to Town Square
★"I'll alert the castle, and they can send out the guards. I'm going to stay out of this one if I can."
★Go to Throne Room
★"I must prepare for a confrontation with the Witch. I'll get only one chance to catch her by surprise."
★Meditate for String0
★"I usually don't confront my enemies directly. I'll need to be in top form."
★"I'll train once more, but this time prepare for a hidden attack."
★Practice for String0
★I should be able to burn down the Witch's curse if I meditate.
★Meditate for String0
★"My skills must be honed to perfection to take down an enemy this powerful."
★Practice on the Training Dummy for String0
★"I should be able to burn down the Witch's curse if I meditate."
★Meditate for String0
★"She'll be expecting the standard tricks. I might need an extra layer of distraction..."
★Craft 1 Smoke Bomb at Crafting Table
★How should SimTitle0 prepare to defeat SimTitle1?
★The Witch continued to siphon the life from TownName. Soon there would be nothing left of this once proud kingdom.
★It was over. SimTitle0 had wanted to take care of the Witch alone, away from the innocent villagers, but her hand had been forced. Thankfully it was over quickly, before the Witch could bring her terrible magic to bear.As the Witch died a great jet of green flame shot skyward and belched a noxious smoke that stung the eyes and throat. There was no question now that this woman had been a creature of evil. SimTitle0 was hailed as a hero, and received a formal apology from the castle for not acting earlier on her advice.
★Primary Hero:"  Spy
★"I'll refine her magic into a heart-seeking Magic Arrow."
★"I'll convince the Monarch to execute the Witch!"
★"I'll assassinate the Witch -- SimTitle0-style!"
★"I'll refine her magic into a devastating Spirit Thief spell."
★"I'll have my guards corner the Witch, then move in for the kill."
★"Who needs the Monarch's permission when I can forge the Execution Order myself?"
★"This should rip the soul right out of her!"
★"One hit of this and she'll be out!"
★Learn Magic Arrow Spell
★Learn Spirit Thief Spell
★"An offensive spell should do the trick!"
★Learn Magic Arrow Spell
★She's hit!! But will it be enough?
★Now to find the Monarch so the warning can be given.
★I'll attempt to lure her into the forest, far away from town, under the guise that I'm going to pledge fealty to her in exchange for my life.
★HAH! What now, Witch?!
★It was a dark day for SimTitle0. Something felt very, very wrong, like a part of her very soul was missing. "I can't find my favorite pointy hat!" she cried, "Where could I have left it?"There would be no magic in TownName until the hat was found.
★Finally, I made it back. Now to remove this curse. I should be able to use the Witch's own magic signature to my advantage.
★I'm -- I'm alive! I need to get back to the Barracks... must rest.
★She was no match for the beast!
★Yes! My argument was a success! I will receive the papers necessary to ensure the Witch's death.
★This Witch thinks she is the only one sneaky enough to subvert the kingdom's authority, but she is very, very wrong.
★SimTitle0 approached the intruder, unafraid. She said, "I do the sneaking around here, Witch. Leave my quarters immediately!"SimTitle1 threw back her head and laughed merrily. "And what are you going to do, SimFirstName0, roll me in poison ivy? Your little plants and potions don't scare me!" She studied the spy, sizing her up, and said, "If you're the best that TownName has to offer, then there's really nothing to stop me from siphoning the life out of this town. Ha!""Underestimating me only gives me the advantage." thought SimTitle0.
★Fantastic, I can truly make hidden strikes.
★Now to find the scribe table here and rifle the documents out of it.
★She intends to make me her first victim! I can't let her!
★I can use this curse to identify the Witch's magical signature and refine it into a Magic Arrow that will destroy her.
★She's agreed to the duel! Her overconfidence is her weakness. The second she steps foot in the forest I will attack.
★She certainly had no qualms divulging her plans to me: she means to strip this nation bare. She's going to use her magic to slowly kill the citizens, and then move on to her next victim city.
★Now, SimTitle1, we play the game my way. And if I do my job right, you'll never even know I've won...
★What?! What the deuce is this woman doing here in my quarters?!
★I must strike now before she begins to suspect!!
★Perfect, the papers are all in order.
★She plans on killing the entire town, slowly. The villagers won't even know that it's happening as their life is drained away from them.
★OH MY GOSH -- WHAT'S THAT?!
★This is disgraceful: a grown wizard looking for her hat with her eyes. I merely need to Scry for my hat!
★This will be the most dangerous kind of combat. I should lure her to a secluded location first -- I don't need a bunch of cursed villagers on my conscience.
★Whoa! Well... Problem solved!
★Ack! Wh-- What did she do?! I feel so weak... can't move my arms.
★There she is. I should announce her execution before she performs my own...
★Now to make some documents of my own.
★Fool of a Monarch! Apparently I don't have enough "proof" for the castle to take proper  action. I must find someone who will listen so I can be done with this!"
★There, I've rallied the guards. Now to get to town square while they move into position.
★The town crier claims to already know the woman I described. She said that she's no witch, and that she's already come to town! I should check town square immediately.
★Thank The Watcher I move lightly or I'd be dead along with those poor saps. I must warn the kingdom that we have a Witch lurking around our borders.
★Lucky me, it IS her. Maybe if I just out her right here as the monster she is, then I can gain enough support to push her out of town.
★The... The Monarch doesn't believe me?! Why do I even patrol the forest if my reports are simply dismissed? I will take this up with the kingdom guards.
★Gah! What was that vision?! That woman was doing unspeakable things and those woods looked similar to those outside TownName. I have to do something about this!
★Someone should head to town square and announce the Witch's pending execution. I'll volunteer for that!
★The Monarch will be interested to know what's going on just outside TownName.
★Yes, this should do nicely.
★I must warn them!!

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