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★"Now I just have to convince one of these fine book burners to be my student, even if for just a single lesson."
★Ask a Peasant to Be Literacy Student
★Offer Teaching Job
★"I should find our local teacher, SimTitle1, and offer her the job of teaching our peasants reading and writing."
★Offer Teaching Job to SimTitle1
★Talk about Book Burning
★"I should speak with one of these peasants about the book burnings and their motivations."
★Talk to Peasant about Book Burning
★The peasants were so excited that they have each already written their chapter. Astounding!I've compiled everything into a single book. I must say that I am quite curious to read it myself. It'll certainly give a sense of closure to this era of book burning in TownName.
★Collect Chapters
★"My student should know how the peasants are progressing on their chapters.I'll check in and see what I can collect for our book."
★Collect Chapters from Student
★Give Doll
★"This doll should help make TownName feel like home for SimTitle1."
★Give Doll to SimTitle1
★Welcome to TownName
★"As Monarch, it is my duty to welcome our new professor to town. I hope she has been enjoying herself so far."
★Welcome SimTitle1 to TownName
★Send to Forest
★"I should find SimTitle1 and get her over to the forest for the reading lesson."
★Send SimTitle1 to Forest
★Ask about Free Duchies
★"My advisor will know if there are any duchies that can be freely given at this time."
★Ask SimTitle1 about Free Duchies
★"Let me speak with a peasant who was at the book burning. I may be able to find out why they would want to do such a thing."
★Talk to Peasant about Book Burning
★Ask to Stop Burning Books
★"With this peasant's newfound love of literacy, perhaps I can ask if the angry peasants would be willing to stop burning books."
★Ask Peasant to Stop Burning Books
★Teach Reading Lesson
★"Hopefully the environment of the tavern puts this peasant at ease. Let's start with a short reading lesson."
★Teach Peasant Reading Lesson
★Teach Literacy Lesson
★"That fiddle song really lowered the guard of my student. Now I should be able to teach that literacy lesson more easily."
★Teach Peasant Literacy Lesson
★Talk about Literacy Law
★"Let's see how these peasants are enjoying my wonderful new law."
★Talk about Literacy Law with Peasant
★The peasant seemed to really enjoy that and, hopefully, learned a thing or two.Now would be the perfect time to teach a formal literacy lesson.
★"A fiddle song will drive home the lesson even more, or I could try to teach my student about literacy right now.I can probably make it a bit easier on myself with the fiddle song, but that might take a bit more time."
★Play Fiddle Song or Teach Literacy Lesson to Student
★It seems like everyone is here.I'll tell my student to collect the rest of the peasants and head into the forest. The shade there should provide a great environment for a group reading or lesson.
★"I need to head over to forest to see if I can convince the rest of the peasants that burning these books is a bad idea.Hopefully, with my reformed student, this should go better than last time."
★Meet Peasants in Forest
★I think I've got it. With these educational lyrics in my mind and my ability to improvise along with the music, I should be ready.It's time to take the stage and drop one of my songs on this tavern and that peasant.
★"Spending a few hours with my lute should give me a good idea of how to use educational lyrics in one of my usual songs."
★Compose New Lyrics on Lute
★I've got the book. Time to head to the tavern, which will be our temporary schoolhouse, and teach that peasant a bit of class.
★"I'll need to get a reading primer from the store so I can teach the peasant the basics of literacy."
★Buy Reading Primer
★I've purchased the book and need to get it back to SimTitle2 now.
★"I need to be on this teacher's good side, so I'll go ahead and buy that reading primer she mentioned."
★Buy Reading Primer
★I need to hire real help for these peasants.
★*blah blah*
★What teachers should the kingdom hire?
★The lesson isn't sticking. What about an alternative method of teaching?
★There! This poem should rouse the spirits of the peasants and get them to respect the written word!Now I just need to find one of these book burners and read the poem to him or her.
★"Let's try music!"
★"Let's try roleplay!"
★Domestic Teachers
★Foreign Teachers
★SimTitle0 looked out over her kingdom with a smile. The fires in the forest had stopped and the peasants had been happily brushing up on their reading skills.In fact, SimFirstName1 - one of the peasants who had been destroying books just a few days ago - had come to personally thank SimFirstName0 for helping her learn how to read.Making education a priority had worked.
★Primary Hero:"  Monarch
★"And now to close the final chapter of this book burning saga with a little light reading."
★Read String0
★There are a few peasants milling around the forest who were also at the book burning. Now is a good chance to get their thoughts on the books they were burning.
★I'll put forth the necessary funds to support most of the education, but you'll need to provide any of the materials you'll use for teaching.For example, I suppose you'll need a book for your student. That, you'll need to buy yourself.
★SimTitle0 was upset. Recent reports from the nearby village were clear: peasants were burning books and had no intention of stopping.Each book, as its pages singed and crackled in the fires, burned SimFirstName0's heart. SimTitle0's feet urged her forward, toward the Monarch, toward an answer to this travesty.
★If there's anything I've learned from my years as a bard, it's that one can only truly learn material if one is immersed in it.And what better immersion is there than being in a play? All I need to do is write a play that appeals to this peasant. Learning the lines will be an exciting way to learn literacy!
★SimTitle0, that was fantastic!I think we managed to win everyone over. And I know the perfect way to celebrate - we should write our own book so that our children will learn not to burn books.I will get the peasants to each write a bit of it, if you'll write the beginning.
★Last night, as SimTitle0 cast one final look outside her window before retiring to bed, she had noticed an odd glow coming from the forest.And now, rumors of a group of peasants who were reveling in the joy of burning a large quantity of books had reached her ears.It was unsettling, to say the least. SimTitle0 would venture out to the forest to see what the trouble was.
★We are currently all out of free duchies to give away.There is the one parcel of land on the edge of Crafthole, but it's recently been overrun by barbarians. You'll have to drive them out if you want to make it a true duchy.
★Will we be able to read books on our own after this? What a world that would be, my lady.
★I am extremely grateful for all you have done for me so far.One last thing: do you mind buying a reading primer from the village shop for me? With it, I can begin my literacy classes in earnest.
★This is frustrating.The professor has our money, but is stuck in Tredony because of an internal conflict of theirs? We shall see if we cannot get her here by any means necessary.
★A letter has arrived!To SimTitle0:While your offer to teach in TownName is something I would like to do, there is currently a small coup in Tredony that makes it very dangerous for us intellectuals to travel. There is no end in sight, but I will keep you updated.SimTitle1
★These book burnings do distress me, but so far I have only heard whispers of them happening.See if you can observe one in the forest and report back to me. I am especially curious to see why these peasants feel this need to destroy.
★All right, SimFirstName0! I'll take the rest of my friends and meet you in the forest.I'm excited to see if we can get them excited about literature.
★This is one of those moments when reaching beyond our borders may be best.I have heard very good things about teachers from Tredony, although they cost a good amount. We should raise some money and send it off as soon as we can!
★Oh, come now, miss. You didn't really think a simple law would just be able to change the educational system of the entire kingdom's peasants, did you?We can't afford to teach ourselves literacy, what with our daily backbreaking work. The only hope would be hiring some real teachers.
★To those of us who can't read, these books are worthless! Fire and warmth, though? That's worth something.
★How exciting! I've always wanted to learn to read and write!
★The peasants are all on the way to the forest now.I should head over there, introduce their teacher to them, and maybe even help teach the first lesson to ensure it goes well.
★Keeping the job in TownName will help instill confidence in our local professionals.I remember seeing one of the local professors in the town square earlier this week. She may spend most of her day there.
★I am quite happy to be out of Tredony for the moment. Things were getting quite chaotic.But...it appears I've left my favorite teaching...doll at home. I really do need it before I can be productive and I don't think I'd be welcomed in Tredony right now.Would you mind retrieving it for me?
★I suppose I've got some time on my hands. And the lesson will take place at the tavern, you say?Well, I'll meet you there!
★You actually managed to get us a real teacher? I'll head over to the forest right away.
★Books are a tool of the elite to keep us peasants under your thumb. We reject them and we reject you!
★I'm certainly willing to stop burning books, now that I see what great stories and information they hold.But I'm not so sure about the other peasants. Meet me in the forest clearing and we'll see if we can convince them together.
★I've heard that music can be a really good tool for education.Let's see if playing a song with lyrics about literacy but set to one of my usual catchy tunes can help teach this peasant.
★Well, miss, I can nary read a thing. So what use are these books to us then? No use!This fire helps give us a nice lil' cookout, though. Pretty delicious, if you ask me!
★I just don't get it.These little squiggles represent ideas and thoughts? It doesn't make any sense to me.
★A tempting offer, but I do well enough on my own, teaching the odd noble or peasant a thing or two.To really get me excited, I'd need to be promised some land. If you can arrange a local duchy for me, I'd be more than willing to teach your peasants.
★Thank you! I should have everything I need now.I'll begin to set up my outdoor classroom in the local forest. Why don't you collect the peasants and meet me there for the first lesson?
★Bah! These peasants wouldn't know good writing if it bit them.But if I could teach just one of them to read and write, I believe I'll have a much better chance of getting through to the rest of them.
★I've raised enough money to pay for a foreign teacher. Now it's time to send off our payment at the messenger post.
★"We must first raise some money so that we can afford a proper foreign teacher."1000/1001 Gold Raised
★Raise ｧ1001
★"Perhaps a writer can best convince these peasants."
★"Education is a priority in this kingdom."
★The play seemed to be a resounding success and my student seems very pleased.Now would be a perfect time to address our concerns about those book burnings. If I can convince this peasant that these burnings are a bad idea, the message may spread to the rest of the peasants as well.
★"It may just be a bit of education for this peasant, but I'm always excited every time a new production of mine begins."
★Perform the Play
★I got the doll!I better get this to the professor so she can begin teaching.
★"Sometimes, to get the things you really want out of life, you have to travel to Tredony, sneak into a professor's house, and steal a doll."
★Retrieve Doll for SimTitle1 (via Forest)
★The battle plan is solid.Now I simply need to lead the attack on these barbarians. Attacking from the cover of the forest should give us the tactical advantage.
★"If I can successfully plan an attack against these barbarians on my tactical map, I should be able to easily drive them out in battle."
★Plan Battle on Barbarians
★The battle was a success and the land has been returned to its rightful owner: me.If I hand this newly conquered duchy over to SimTitle1, she has promised to teach TownName's peasants.
★"It's time to drive these barbarians out of our land."
★Drive Out the Barbarians
★Our diversion managed to attract enough attention from Tredony troops that our professorial friend was able to escape to TownName unscathed.I should meet up with her and welcome her to town properly.
★"Tredony may not love us for it, but acquiring this teacher is our utmost priority. The forest will provide natural cover for launching our diversionary attack."
★Launch Diversionary Attack
★I seem to have made good progress with that song. My student really enjoyed it!I could try to give the reading lesson again if I'm focused enough...or play a fiddle song to really lower my student's guard.
★"I've heard that these burnings happen all the time in the woods. Time to go check one out."
★Investigate Burnings in Forest
★They love it! And moreover, it looks like the peasant is indeed learning.Now is the time to press my advantage. I should see if I can do an educational song on the fiddle immediately. No time to practice - I'll just have to wing it!
★"Let's sing the peasant a song, shall we? Any song will do - I'll be able to replace the lyrics with the appropriate educational words as I go."
★Perform a Song on Stage
★Perfect! I can lead some mercenary troops under the cover of the forest across the Tredony border and distract their main guards.That should provide enough time for the professor to escape to TownName safely.
★"If we want to successfully extract the professor safely from Tredony, I'll need to spend a bit of time planning a diversionary attack."
★Plan Diversionary Attack on Tredony
★I've written a stirring introduction to this book burning saga.Now it's time to visit my student once more and see what kind of writing those peasants have completed.
★"What a great idea!I'll get this collective book started by hunkering down at my archives for an hour or so and writing the beginning of what is sure to be an important book for all our children."
★Write Beginning of Book
★"Now if I can perform my poem for these peasants, I bet my beautiful words will change a few minds."
★Read the Poem to a Peasant
★There! That should do it.Now to go visit my peasant friends and see how much I've enriched their lives.
★"So the peasants can't read? Well, that's easy to solve. I just need to write a new law that makes literacy mandatory."
★Write New Literacy Law
★I've sent the money to Tredony. It'll probably be a few hours before I get their response, so I should take the time to relax or take care of some responsibilities.
★"The sooner I get this gold to Tredony, the sooner they'll send a teacher. And the sooner all this book burning nonsense can end."
★Mail ｧ200 to Tredony
★"Investigating that glow in the forest I saw a few nights ago may lead me to the root of these supposed book burnings."
★Investigate Burnings in Forest
★"Writing a poem that can speak to these peasants may be enough to prevent them from future book burnings."
★Write a Poem
★The play is written! Now off to the tavern to find my student, recruit him into the production, and get these words off the page and onto the stage.
★"I'll need to use my skills and inspirations to craft a play that will inspire my new peasant student to learn."
★Write a Play
★The student has been recruited, the script is ready, and the audience is waiting.Let's start this play!
★"Let's get this play going! To really teach the lesson, I'll need my student to be one of the actors, of course."
★Recruit Student as Actor
★"I should take care of a few things I had been meaning to get around to while waiting for a reply from Tredony."
★Await Response from Tredony
★Oops...it's been too long and now it seems like I've lost the attention of my student.Time to go back to the drawing board and see if I can just get this peasant to understand the basic concepts of literacy.
★While no one was quite certain just what was causing this book-based outrage, there was a possible solution that would help everyone involved.If the kingdom could find the resources and time to teach these peasants to read and teach them the value of books, they might think differently about setting them on fire.
★What's this? One of these peasants seems to have dropped a book on the ground.It looks like an ancient magical tome, and something that might be quite useful in the future. I'm sure they won't miss it.
★Ah, this book will do nicely.My research has shown that imbued with a bit of Mystic Grog, I should be able to craft a fire-proof book!
★Excellent work, SimTitle0! With this prose and this egg, I shall be able to craft a most interesting book.We shall see if those peasants can simply walk away from this!
★This is an interesting...egg.SimTitle0 mentioned it would capture most sound and that I should fill it with something like a song. But perhaps a terrifying poem would be more appropriate?
★SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 met at the forest's edge and shook hands. The peasants had scattered to the nearby villages and were now recounting the story of horror they had just witnessed before their very eyes.The appeals and cries of the enchanted book must still be ringing in their ears, thought SimFirstName1, still quite proud of her work.One thing was certain: there would not be a book burned in or near TownName for quite some time.
★Primary Hero:"  Bard-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Wizard
★"Time to head into the forest and toss this little book onto the fire.Once the magical enchantment begins, none of these peasants will dare burn a book again!"
★Here, SimFirstName1, take this.Then, imbue with your voice, be it song, poetry, or prose. Return it to me with the written book and we'll be able to give those peasants a burning they'll never forget!
★Give Egg
★"I should let SimTitle1 handle the egg so that she can fill it with music, or whatever else she would deem most appropriate."
★Give Egg to SimTitle1
★While this may not be my best work, I'm excited to see what you can do with it.Make it unburnable? Well, that'll certainly give the peasants a scare!
★Give The Burner's Demise
★"To continue with our plan, I'll have to hand over my creative work to SimFirstName1."
★Give The Burner's Demise to SimTitle1
★Good, good. While SimTitle1 gets started on that book, I'll get started on the next piece of this puzzle: an egg that can absorb and, later, release sound.Combined with the new work from SimFirstName1, they will eventually form a book that can speak for itself when burned.
★Ask to Write Another Book
★"I'll need another book from SimFirstName1 to enchant."
★Ask SimTitle1 to Write Another Book
★Give Book and Egg
★"I've done my part. Now to hand over the final components to SimFirstName1 and let her do the rest."
★Give Book and Egg to SimTitle1
★Suggest The Burner's Demise
★"I should find one of these book burners and casually suggest that they try burning this copy of The Burner's Demise the next time they're having a bonfire."
★Suggest The Burner's Demise to Peasant
★Conspire against Book Burners
★"These peasants are infuriating. I need to go consult with SimFirstName1 on the best approach to stopping them."
★Conspire against Book Burners with SimTitle1
★Suggest Burner's Regret Book
★"I can recognize these book burners now. Let me suggest tossing Burner's Regret onto the blaze and we'll see who has the last laugh now."
★Suggest Burner's Regret to Peasant
★Hm! These passages mention several different enchantments on objects that can prevent them from catching fire even in extreme heat.If I can make an unburnable book, that might frighten the peasants enough to stop...
★"I need to spend a few hours finding the right flame enchantment for the book SimTitle1 is writing."Research Time Remaining: String0
★Research Flame Enchantments for 2 Hours
★There may be nothing quite as satisfying as crafting a good egg.Let me get this to SimTitle2 so that she can imbue it with the music or lyrics necessary to scare our little book-burning peasants.
★"I'll need a variety of ingredients to successfully craft this magic egg."
★Craft Egg of Musical Manipulation
★The enchantment has been placed.Time to take this to those fiery peasants and see how they react to an unburnable book. The shock and surprise might be enough to get them to stop!
★"The Burner's Demise, after a bit of crafting transformation, will become a book that will refuse to burn."
★Craft Unburnable Book
★A fine bit of handiwork, if I do say so myself.Off to the forest for one last confrontation with those pesky peasants.
★"It shouldn't be too hard to enchant Burner's Regret with this egg. I think a touch of Valoroot will make this complete."
★Craft an Enchanted Burner's Regret
★What should this egg be filled with?
★Spooky Song
★Petrifying Poetry
★It was another brilliant morning in TownName, but SimTitle0 was not feeling very optimistic. Peasants were gathering in the forest to burn books. Books!SimFirstName0 looked in the direction of the castle. She would visit the Monarch and see what could be done.
★What could be more terrifying than a book that can speak? Perhaps one that can speak of the pain and suffering it is feeling!I should perform a poem so that this egg may have a chance to hear it and...do whatever it is supposed to do.
★You brought another book? Sure, let's go toss it on the fire now!
★Music can truly terrify and a book which erupts into song is sure to be quite frightening.It's time to get the lute out and play for this...egg.
★Great work, SimFirstName0. All I need to do is combine these with a pinch of valoroot to make a truly scary book.
★I've got an idea.Go write a book and fill it with what you will, but make it mystical and scary. I shall have to do a bit of research so I can cook up a few enchantments. We'll see if we can't give those burners something to think about.
★Well, it ain't like we need the books. None of us can read, anyway.So what's the harm in lighting a few on fire? Gives us a nice toasty spot in the woods and helps us cook our grub!
★That should do it. Now to give both the book and this egg back to SimTitle0 for her final mystical preparation. This should scare those peasants right out of their britches!
★Well, that's a pretty ominous name for a book, isn't it?No matter, I think there's a burning going on right now. Why don't you head on into the forest and toss it on the fire?
★"It's time to put out the flames."
★"You know, books can be quite magical."
★Argh! Can nothing get into the skulls of these thick peasants?They didn't seem frightened at all. If anything, they were amused that the book didn't burn. Like I had brought some faulty book to their burning.Time to go back to SimTitle1 and get another book from her. This time, I've got something a bit more flashy in mind.
★"There's a burning going on right now! I should hurry and see if I can catch them in the woods."
★Go to Burning
★"I need to perform a poem so this strange egg SimTitle1 gave me has a chance to absorb it...or something."
★Perform a Poem
★I have written The Burner's Regret!A pretty good follow-up to The Burner's Demise, even if the religious bits may be a bit controversial.
★"Another book, eh? I'll give them something a bit different this time."
★Write Another Book
★I've written The Burner's Demise!A good read, if somewhat somber, and it should do nicely for what SimTitle1 has in mind.
★"Time to get back to my archives and get to work on that book SimTitle1 mentioned."
★Write Book
★"I need to successfully perform a lute song so this strange musical egg SimTitle1 gave me has a chance to absorb it...or something."
★Perform a Song
★Books being burned? Peasants being ignorant? How was that news?The only real way to deal with these lower-class members of the kingdom was to put some genuine fear into them. What if they could be convinced that the books themselves didn't like being burned..?
★Great bonfires lit up the night sky in TownName. The hearty but angered yells of the peasantry filled the air. The great book purge had begun.Seemingly overnight, a large number of the lower class had suddenly taken to disposing of books through fire, a practice that was frowned upon by the throne.There had to be a way to make them see the error of their ways. Could a hero rise to save the written word?
★Book Burning
★Help Ulghast Escape
★Slay Ulghast
★I will help Ulghast escape!
★Help Ulghast escape to another Kingdom
★I accept the bounty!
★Now I just need to find the Monarch and ask about Ulghast.
★Speak with SimTitle1
★I should learn everything the Monarch can tell me about Ulghast the Leg-Render.
★Learn about Ulghast the Leg-Render
★I should learn everything the Monarch can tell me about Ulghast the Leg-Render.
★Learn about Ulghast the Leg-Render
★I should learn everything the Monarch can tell me about Ulghast the Leg-Render.
★Learn about Ulghast the Leg-Render
★I should travel to the Throne Room so I can speak with SimTitle0 about banishing this wicked creature from TownName once and for all.
★Travel to the Throne Room
★Primary Hero:"  Jacoban Priest
★Primary Hero:"  Peteran Priest
★Nobody knows what kind of creature Ulghast the Leg-Render might be, or from what place it originated. According to some legends, Ulghast was once a sailor who was devoured by a massive sea serpent and digested over several centuries, eventually transforming into a crab-like monster.According to rumors, Ulghast strikes during the night and drags its victims back into a lair. Unfortunately, the location of that lair is unknown. Therefore townsfolk have been placing offerings outside their homes hoping that Ulghast snatches the offering instead of them.
★I wonder why they call it the "Leg-Render..."
★So many of my flock of forsaken the Watcher and succubmed to either hopeless fear or derenged demon-worship. I must contact SimTitle0 and accept the task of slaying Ulghast, no matter what the cost.
★Yes, I can tell you all about Ulghast the Leg-Render
★I will slay Ulghast!
★Slay Ulghast and restore Faith in the Kingdom!
★Ulghast the Leg-Render
★Save the Boar
★Slay the Boar
★In official writing the papers read,"Congratulations, SimTitle0, for defeating the terrifying wild boar! Please keep this document as proof of your valiant deed, and show it to the royal advisor to redeem your bounty. Well done!"
★Forged Document
★In official writing the papers read,"Congratulations, SimTitle0, for defeating the terrifying wild boar! Please keep this document as proof of your valiant deed, and show it to the royal advisor to redeem your bounty. Well done!"
★Forged Document
★"With those other bounty hunters out of the way, I am free to search the forest for the wild boar myself!"
★Search the Forest
★Ask about Attack
★"Maybe there's a connection between the Priest attack and the boar everyone is looking to find. What if the creature that attacked him was indeed a boar?"
★Question Priest
★Could you cancel the wild boar bounty hunt?
★"Maybe if I just ask SimTitle1 nicely to cancel this boar hunt and start up a bounty hunt for wild dragons instead?"
★Ask SimTitle1 to Cancel the Hunt
★Stop hunting the wild boar!
★"I should ask SimTitle1 to abandon the wild boar hunt."
★Ask SimTitle1 to Stop the Hunt
★Boar Bounty?
★Knight, Talk to Wise
★Ask about Bounty
★Perhaps the Royal Advisor has insight into the progress other hunters have made on the bounty hunt, I should check with him and learn everything I can.
★Ask Advisor about Bounty
★Ask about Boars
★"I should ask one of the bounty hunters about the boar hunter and learn about their progress."
★Learn about Boars
★A Monster?
★A monster attack? I should inquire further and learn about the nature of the attack.
★Learn about Monster
★Are you after the wild boar bounty?
★Meet the other Bounty Hunters
★Are you after the wild boar bounty?
★Knight, Talk to Arrogant
★Are you hunting the wild boar?
★"I should find the wise hunter and ask if he is hunting the wild boar."
★Ask Wise Hunter about Boar Hunt
★Bounty Hunt Boar?
★Ask about Boars
★Boast about Killing the Boar
★"Now that I have these forged documents, I will have to convince those hunters that I really defeated the boar myself."
★Boast about Killing the Boar
★Are you after the wild boar?
★"I should speak with SimTitle1 and see if he parts with information willingly. Perhaps this can be handled without resorting to more forceful measures."
★Speak with SimTitle1
★Share Arcane Knowledge
★"Maybe if I share some arcane knowledge with this hunter I can persuade him to give up the wild boar hunt."
★Share Arcane Knowledge with the Wise Hunter
★Bounty Hunt?
★Please stop hunting this wild boar!
★"I'll have to ask this hunter to stop hunting the wild boar."
★Ask SimTitle1 to Stop Hunting the Boar
★"I should go find the other bounty hunters and learn their plans for hunting the wild boar Bobaskopop. They have set up a campsite just outside the forest."
★Visit the Hunter's Camp
★"I should travel to the cave where all those truffles are growing! That must be where the wild boar lives. It should be near a graveyard..."
★Travel to the Cave
★"I should travel to the Throne Room first and learn about this bounty hunt. Where is everyone searching for the wild boar?"
★Go to Throne Room
★If I have any chance to dissuade these hunters, I should learn who they are first.
★Meet other Hunters
★Go to Cave
★(Go to the Forest Outskirts)
★Explore the Cave
★"Slowing down these bounty hunters will require deep contemplation. I should meditate and determine the best plan."
★Meditate for an Hour
★"Perhaps if I gather all the truffles from the cave where this wild boar lives, it will leave the kingdom and escape all the bounty hunters!"
★Gather Truffles from the Cave
★Is there any way for SimTitle0 to stop the wild boar hunt?
★Is there any way for SimTitle0 to stop the wild boar hunt?
★Sample
★Fight the Beast!
★"There's no way the Royal Advisor will call off the bounty hunt. I should just search for the other hunters."
★"What about a bounty hunt for wild dragons?"
★The wild boar remains in danger! Without help, the other bounty hunters will soon kill the magnificent creature.
★The wild boar escaped from TownName and was spared from the bloodthirsty bounty hunters. Who would have guessed that the monstrous boar had only been searching for delicious truffles?
★Primary Hero:"  Knight"  Wizard"  Spy
★Perhaps I should resort to brute force to convince these bounty hunters to leave the wild boar alone...
★Success! The old finger-toe switcharoo, my favorite curse. I think I can rule out this cheeky fellow as competition...
★Maybe if I show this hunter the extent of my arcane knowledge he will give me a clue about where to find the boar?
★The energy of these hunters seems different... Perhaps one can be persuaded through conversation, but the other may require more drastic measures...
★There must be a half dozen other hunters here attempting to claim the bounty! Perhaps I should speak with the Royal Advisor and learn if any of them have located a wild boar.
★This must be the right spot. And these look like mushrooms growing around the graves. Maybe there are truffles inside that cave?
★This should slow down those other hunters! Now I just need to search the forest myself.
★Thanks...hic...
★Cave Lot Win!
★SpyTalkedToWiseHunter
★Well then! I will have to stop these other bounty hunters if I have any chance of saving the wild boar. They must be camping outside the forest.
★Apparently one of these hunters lost a bet with a goblin over a game of dice...maybe I should listen further?
★Perfect! Now I just need to convince those hunters I really defeated the wild boar.
★Intolerable lout? I wonder how tolerable Sir Reginald would find a certain magical curse...
★This matter with the priest does not concern me, I should focus on the boar hunt.
★dresser loot win!!!!
★After the attack, the Monarch took pity on the priest and provided him sanctuary within the castle walls. He has been rambling around for days now, retelling the story of his attack to anyone who will listen.
★Victory in the Pit?
★My name, you intolerable lout, is Sir Reginald Highwind, son of Bertrand the Great. I have slain beasts more fearsome than you can imagine, but took reprieve for this mere "boar hunt" as a personal favor to SimTitle0.
★My name, you intolerable lout, is Sir Reginald Highwind, son of Bertrand the Great. I have slain beasts more fearsome than you can imagine, but took reprieve for this mere "boar hunt" as a personal favor to SimTitle0.
★Mmm frothy forest beer, this should do the trick.
★This must be the bounty hunter's camp...it reeks of mud and booze.
★How dare you threaten me? If you are searching for the wild boar, we have not yet seen the beast in this forest.
★Uh oh, I hope that went unnoticed...
★After the Monarch announced the royal bounty of 1000 Simoles for the head of a wild boar, bounty hunters, glory-seekers, and greedy charlatan's alike have flocked to the Castle gates. Due to their deluctable flesh, however, boars have recently become rather scarce in the kingdom.SimTitle0 considered the situation, intrigued by the prospect of massive wealth.
★I was attacked in a nearby cave by a wild monster! It charged me, but I don't remember anything else.
★I will need to stop these other bounty hunters if I have any chance of saving the wild boar!
★I must meditate to divine a suitable plan...
★The wild boar hunt! I could care less about that foolishness, the kingdom has enough problems already. Just the other night one of our priests was attacked by a monster!
★Explore Cave Win!
★Well, these documents look official. So we've been searching this forest in vain for weeks? Maybe it's time to move on to that Kraken bounty we heard about the other night...
★No, that doesn't look official enough...
★Recently SimTitle0 offered a bounty for anyone able to bring down the massive boar which has been terrorizing the kingdom. One thousand Simoles was enough to attract the attention of bounty-hunters and glory-seekers to TownName.SimTitle1 considered the reward, but determined that the life of such a magnificent creature outweighed any compensation SimTitle0 could offer! The only challenge, however, was to find the boar before the other bounty hunters and help it escape unscathed...
★Of course, just please don't tell the other hunters about our scuffle.
★TalkedToWiseHunter
★My name, you intolerable lout, is Sir Reginald Highwind, son of Bertrand the Great. I have slain beasts more fearsome than you can imagine, but took reprieve for this mere "boar hunt" as a personal favor to SimTitle0.
★You put up quite a fight there. Perhaps I can reward you with a small favor.
★That's interesting! One of the hunters let slip "if someone hasn't captured that boar already." Maybe I can fool them into thinking I've already slain the wild boar?
★Enough of these wild boar hunts! Our forests will be depleted of wildlife if hunters keep slaughtering delightful creatures like boars...Maybe I should speak with SimTitle0 and ask her to call off this foolish hunt.
★Dire chinchillas were the result of a wizard's failed experiment to create autonomous dust mops? Fascinating! What would you like in return for sharing this precious secret?
★Cancel the wild boar hunt? SimTitle0 could have you thrown in the pit for such a suggestion!
★Yes, I am here for the wild boar, but my real interests are in the magical arts. Having a wizard of your prowess here is an honor. Could you be persuaded to share some arcane knowledge?
★I am the champion of the world!
★That should take care of this one.
★Indeed! Just the other night the terrified priest appeared before the Monarch, exhausted and filthy. Between breaths, he explained how he was taking a morning stroll and contemplating the magnificence of the Watcher, when he heard grunting from a nearby cave. Thinking it must represent divine omen, he investigated and was promptly assaulted by a vicious monster!
★Mercy! Mercy! Whatever you want, just ask.
★Very well, I'll withdraw myself from this boar hunt. Best of luck to you, wizard.
★It sounds like the wild boar is living in a cave near the graveyard! Hopefully I can get there before the other hunters!
★The fight continues, oh the pain!
★Boars are noble creatures!
★This kingdom needs boars!
★I must stop this boar hunt!
★"Maybe if I forge royal documents congratulating me for vanquishing the wild boar, I can trick these other bounty hunters into giving up their search!"
★Forge Documents
★Explore Cave
★"Maybe if I forge royal documents congratulating me for vanquishing the wild boar, I can trick these other bounty hunters into giving up their search!"
★Forge Documents
★"Maybe I can overhear clues from listening to these bounty hunters. As far as I know, they haven't captured the wild boar yet."
★Eavesdrop for More Information
★Search Dresser!
★Leap into Pit!
★"Maybe I can overhear clues from listening to these bounty hunters. As far as I know, they haven't captured the wild boar yet."
★Eavesdrop for Information
★"A display of my knightly brawn should intimidate these hunters into giving up this boar hunt."
★Brawl with SimTitle1
★"SimTitle1 looks more knowledgeable than those other hunters. Perhaps my blade will capture his attention..."
★Threaten SimTitle1 for Information
★"Maybe if I bring this hunter enough drinks he will forget why he came here."
★Serve SimTitle1 a Drink
★"I'll teach this hunter a lesson in humility with a special brand of curse! I may need to practice before I can master this spell"
★Cast a Curse on the Hunter
★"Maybe if I bring this hunter enough drinks he will forget why he came here."
★Serve SimTitle1 a Drink
★"I'll teach this hunter a lesson in humility with a special brand of curse! I may need to practice before I can master this spell"
★Cast a Curse on the Hunter
★15min
★30min
★buff1 test
★buff2 test
★Help the boar escape before the other hunters find and kill it!
★Official Scroll
★The wild boar known as Bobaskopop was last seen living in a cave directly to the south.
★Graveyard
★The wild boar remains at large after your failure to defeat it. Now more townsfolk are at risk to unexpected boar attacks!
★SimTitle0 had slain the wild boar known as Bobaskopop and collected an impressive bounty. A feast was held in celebration of her deed!
★Primary Hero:"  Knight"  Wizard"  Spy
★"I should leave these other bounty hunters to their drinking and explore the forest on my own. Maybe I'll find the boar and slay it!"
★Search the Forest
★Ask about Wild Boar
★The priest who survived the boar attack might have useful information about where to locate this boar.
★Learn about the Boar
★Where was this cave?
★I need to convince this priest to tell me exactly where he meditates so I can hunt down the boar!
★Ask about Cave
★I've slain the wild boar, your majesty!
★"I should return to SimTitle1 with the Boar's severed head. A gory prize!"
★Return the Prize to SimTitle1
★Does this wild boar live in the forest?
★Perhaps some of the other hunters in the Throne Room have insight into where I can find the boar and how I should best hunt it. They probably won't want to tell me anything, so I may need to schmooze them for information.
★Meet the Other Hunters
★Deliver Boar's Head
★Bring back the boar tusk to the Monarch and claim your bounty as a prize!
★Return to Monarch
★Ask for Boar Hunting tips
★Obnoxious as he may be, this hunter has experience and probably knows much more than he is letting on. Perhaps if I endured his acrimony for a short while he would tell me something valuable.
★Talk with Arrogant Hunter
★Where can I find boars?
★Perhaps some of the other hunters in the Throne Room have insight into where I can find wild boar and how I should best hunt it. They probably won't want to tell me anything, so I may need to schmooze them for information.
★What Next?
★What's bothering you?
★"I may have to chat with this SimTitle1 for awhile before he's comfortable talking about his problems. At least that joke got things off to a good start!"
★Learn What's Bothering SimTitle1
★Inquire about Bounty
★I should learn the terms of the Monarch's bounty and formally accept the challenge.
★Learn about Bounty
★Seen the boar lately?
★Meet the Other Hunters
★Accept the Bounty
★"I should let the Monarch know I accept the challenge to slay the boar."
★Accept the Bounty
★How's the boar hunt going?
★Meet the Other Hunters
★Ask about Boar Bounty
★"Perhaps the Royal Advisor will have some additional information about the boar hunt."
★Speak with Advisor
★Did you just make up that name, your majesty?
★Question about Orange Monster
★According to the wise hunter, the priest who has taken refuge within the castle was recently attack by some "orange monster." I wonder if there is a connection between the wild boar and this orange monster?
★Question Priest
★Will you tell me the legend?
★Where can I find a cave with truffles?
★"I should learn where that cave is located. The boar must be hiding there!"
★Ask Advisor about Cave Location
★Ask about other Victims
★"I should go to the forest where all the other bounty hunters have set up camp!"
★Travel to the Forest
★"Directly to the south and near the graveyard. This shouldn't be difficult to find."
★Travel to the Cave
★"There must be a cave in this kingdom somewhere. Maybe I should look for mushrooms growing outside the cave."
★Find the Cave
★Search for Cave
★Bobaskopop dwells in the forest ahead, do you dare venture in and challenge the boar on his home turf?
★Hunt for the Boar
★You are finished, head to the docks to collect a reward!
★Go to Docks
★"I should enter the Throne Room and meet the other bounty hunters searching for the boar. Perhaps I can get advice on where to start hunting."
★Enter Throne Room
★I should probably warm up at the training dummy before going after this boar.
★Practice at Training Dummy
★I certainly need to practice with my longsword before chasing after this wild boar.
★Practice with Sword
★I should certainly meditate and prepare myself for the upcoming battle with Bobaskopop.
★Prepare Mentally
★"These hunters must all be after the boar, too! I should speak with them and see if they have any valuable information."
★Meet the Other Hunters
★"Now that I know where the boar lives, it's only a matter of besting it in a fight. I'll only get that bounty if I bring a trophy back to the Monarch!"
★Defeat the Boar
★How should SimTitle0 proceed next with the boar hunt?
★Should SimTitle0 search for the cave alone or ask for help?
★Whom should SimTitle0 speak with about the boar hunt?
★"SimTitle1 will be pleased to have another hunter after this boar!"
★"Enough chatter, I should search the forest for that wild boar!"
★"I must seek out the truffles on my own!"
★"I should speak with SimTitle2 and learn about the boar."
★"These hunters must have missed a clue in the forest. I should search for the boar there."
★"I should search that tent for clues about boars, or treasure!"
★"Someone at the castle will surely know where to look."
★"I should read this book about wild boars; there may be a clue those other hunters overlooked!"
★Read "The Truth About Boars"
★Most other hunters have been searching the forest, but I believe the wild boar known as Bobaskopop lives elsewhere. None of the other hunters have found his hiding place yet, but there is a priest who was recently attacked by an "orange monster" who may know his whereabouts.
★SimTitle0 failed to find anything searching through the tent this time.
★Thanks, I'm feeling much better now!
★Flipping intently through the worn pages of the tome, SimTitle0 came across an interesting passage with a picture of a boar sniffing some kind of lumpy rock on the ground.According to the text, most wild boars were particularly fond of truffles that grew around damp caves. They sometimes became so immersed while eating truffles that they were in fact quite vulnerable to hunters. Convenient! Perhaps the wild boar could not be found in the forest because it was living in a nearby cave!
★Perhaps you should speak with the priest who has taken refuge in my halls and learn what you can about the beast.
★Another bounty hunter? That's all I need right now, more oafs tromping through the castle talking about boars. None of them with expertise in boar-hunting anyway. Get lost.
★It sounds like the wild boar is living in a cave near the graveyard! If I get there quickly, I can probably beat the other hunters to the prize boar.
★Off you go then! Return with my prize boar, or don't return at all! The other bounty hunters have set up camp at the forest, you can find them there.
★Although Bobaskopop seems vulnerable while eating, that is when he is the most ferocious! Truffles instill him with fierce bestial energy, so anyone that interrupts his dinner should beware.
★Now that I've slain the wild boar Bobaskopop, I should return this tusk to the Monarch.
★Return to Monarch
★I have it now, the head of Bobaskopop! The day is mine!
★You've done it! My kingdom no longer cowers before the presence of this savage creature. Here's your well-deserved reward.
★"I thought it must be a divine vision, a boar the size of a horse! With bright orange fur and razor tusks! I don't remember anything except running for my life..."
★An orange monster? I would wager this is the wild boar everyone has been searching for!
★Chance to battle a rapacious, bloodthirsty boar? A bounty of one thousand Simoles? I should speak with the Monarch immediately and learn where to start hunting!
★Mmm, a frothy forest beverage. This should do the trick.
★Quite a motley group, but perhaps I could learn something useful from these hunters. Maybe I should talk to the victim of the demon attack?
★SimTitle0 found a small sack of gold coins while searching around the tent!- SimTitle0 received 250 Simoles!
★Hey, what were you doing in our tent? Stay out of there!
★I guess these hunters like their mead!
★...hic...
★Now where should I start looking?
★The truth is, we haven't spotted the wild boar once in this whole forest! Plenty of bears, but no boars. We all came here to collect the massive bounty, but we must be searching in the wrong place.
★How rude! Perhaps I should have spoken with the Monarch after all.
★Perhaps SimTitle0 will have some idea where to search for a "damp cave."
★A demon! An orange demon! I was meditating outside a small cave when strange noises caught my attention. I thought it must be a sign from the Watcher and gazed deep into the darkness. All I remember after that was a flash of orange and running for my life...
★This must be their campsite...it reeks of mud and booze.
★What's the secret? You're not welcome in this camp. Now get lost.
★These louts spend their time drinking and boasting, but I have more pressing concerns.
★Aha, mushrooms! I must be at the right place. I can smell something coming from that cave...
★I wonder if I should approach SimTitle0 directly about the bounty hunt? Perhaps it would be prudent to speak with SimTitle1 first and learn what I can about this boar.
★A truffle cave? Well, I'm not sure about the truffles, but there's a disagreeable cave directly to the south of the castle. I'd be careful sticking your nose in there--it's dark and dangerous."
★I cannot imagine why you would go there, but the cave is located directly to the south of the castle. Take this map with you for directions.
★SimTitle0 received 1000 Simoles!
★Ho! Another brave adventurer wishes to challenge the immeasurable boar-terror, Bobaskopop! One thousand Simoles if you can bring me his head, or tusk, or anything that shows you have defeated that scoundrel! Do you accept the challenge?
★Rummaging through the hunter's belongings, SimTitle0 discovered some animal pelts, some filthy clothes, stone knives, and spoiled food. Just before abandoning hope, SimTitle0 spotted a book with an embossed drawing of a boar on the cover."  Received "The Truth About Boars"
★...so the king just wakes up with tomatoes all over the bed and pigeons cooing outside the window? Hilarious!
★The head of the wild boar! The day is mine!
★I should announce that I have accepted the bounty to slay the wild boar known as Bobaskopop!
★Accept the Bounty
★After the Monarch announced the bounty of one thousand Simoles to anyone able to slay the boar, other bounty hunters and glory-seekers flocked to the castle. Based on their continued presence in the Kingdom, however, it would seem that none of them had yet succeeded in the challenge.SimTitle0 considered the situation carefully...
★Carefully picking through the bounty hunter's belongings a third time, SimTitle0 discovered a small brown pouch filled with colorful glimmering gems! Surely they wouldn't notice its absence...
★I wonder if those hunters have any more loot in their tent?
★Perhaps you can be of some service and unburden me of this useless tome. For a hunter as accomplished as myself it is worthless, but perhaps you could learn a thing or two from it.
★Long ago there lived a powerful hunter named Roshumahar, renowned for bravery and skill in marksmanship. While still very young, he stumbled into a ravine overrun with wild boars, all of which possessed bright orange manes. The hunter tamed one of the wild creatures and over time the two became inseparable companions.It was named Bobaskopop for its endless appetite for truffles and its ability to charge enemies with terrifying speed. The wild boar plaguing TownName could have been a descendant of that clan of orange boars.
★Doltish dunce! Of course the wild beast dwells in the forest, not that you will have any success hunting it. Bring me some beer and I'll tell you a secret.
★Absolutely not! The name comes from a legend about an old hunter who tamed a wild boar named Bobaskopop.
★I will collect the bounty!
★I will collect the bounty!
★I will collect the bounty!
★"These bounty hunters must have valuables in their tent. I should sneak inside and see if I can find something useful. Hopefully they don't catch me."
★Search the Hunter's Tent
★"I should leave these other bounty hunters to their drinking and explore the forest on my own. Maybe I will find the boar and slay it!"
★Search the Forest for Wild Boar
★Acquire Refreshing Water
★"This hunter seems worried about something important. Maybe it's related to the boar hunt? I should try to distract him with an incredible joke."
★Tell the Hunter a Good Joke
★"Maybe this hunter has some valuable information about the boar hunt. I should serve him a drink from the cask and see if that loosens him up a little."
★Bring SimTitle2 some Ale
★"Maybe this hunter has some valuable information about the boar hunt. I should serve him a drink from the cask and see if that loosens him up a little."
★Bring SimTitle2 some Ale
★"I should enter the Throne Room and meet the other bounty hunters searching for the wild boar. Perhaps I can get advice on where to start hunting."
★Enter Throne Room
★You have defeated the boar and received the massive bounty!
★Time to Celebrate
★I need to convince this priest to tell me exactly where he meditates so I can hunt down the boar!
★Ask about Cave
★According to the wise hunter, the priest who has taken refuge within the castle was recently attack by some "orange monster." I wonder if there is a connection between the wild boar and this orange monster?
★Question Priest
★I should learn the terms of the Monarch's bounty and formally accept the challenge.
★Learn about Bounty
★Someone would have to vanquish the beast, but that someone could collect a handsome reward from the Monarch!
★A massive wild boar had taken up residence in the nearby forest, gorging itself on wild truffles and charging at anyone foolish enough to disturb it.A bounty is offered to anyone brave enough to slay the beast and bring its tusk back as proof of their deed.
★Bounty Hunt: Wild Boar
★Finders Seekers
★A royal dagger that looks more like an over-hyped butter knife.
★Dearest Diary,Ruling a Kingdom is awesome!! But tragedy has struck...Sir Teddy the Bear has gone missing!
★Could this be the Key to City? More likely it's a spare to the royal larder.
★A pair of pocket spectacles for looking smart.
★A clever little contraption that combines form, function and pegasi, all with a delightful tune.
★A mouth accessory trendy amongst the elderly, literate, and many fashion-forward wizards; used more for affecting an air of faux-wisdom than for any practical function.
★More than just a sparkly accessory, it is also great for beating up wax.
★A plush, worn and slightly squished stuffed bear wearing an adorably, miniature set of plate armor. Not the cuddliest toy in the world.
★Hehe...Royal Fire! Yes!
★Giving the general weal of nobles, it is amazing one could part with this item for long.
★Crown Dagger
★Lord's Journal
★The Monarch's Key
★Liege Lens
★The Queen's Music Box
★The King's Pipe
★Signet Ring
★Sir Teddylot
★Noble Wineskin
★Hehe. Yes! Fire!
★Royal Tinderbox
★How will SimTitle0 spruce up her place?
★Discuss the Competition
★"Time to see how I compare to the competition by checking with SimTitle3."
★"I am fantastic!! I should check in with SimTitle2 and see how badly I am destroying my competition."
★"I did well, but by now all the trinkets are likely claimed. Wonder how I stacked up in the competition?"
★"I'm ready to check in with SimTitle3."
★Check in with SimTitle2
★Check in with SimTitle3
★"The competition is not over? I am sure I heard all the locations being searched..."
★"After all this, the stuffed bear was wedged between the cushions of the throne the whole time?!"
★Check In
★"What about this final missing item?"
★"What do you think about this hunt?"
★Return the Lost Bear
★Ask SimTitle3 about the Final Hidden Item
★Return SimTitle2's Lost Bear to SimTitle3
★Polite Inquiry
★Present Self
★"A spontaneous visit from SimTitle2 must mean something. Better find out what..."
★Politely Inquire to SimTitle2
★"I'll just need to get a little supplication out of the way before I can hear the big announcement."
★Present Self to SimTitle2
★Talk to the others competitors in the Bric-A-Brac Hunt
★"I should size up the competition to see what I am up against."
★Talk to the other Seekers in the Bric-A-Brac Hunt
★Head Home to the Clinic
★"Good, now I know where NOT to look. But I didn't hear any mention of the cave in SimTitle1's report..."
★Head home to the market
★Head home to the clinic
★Head Home to the Smithy
★Head Home to the Spy Quarters
★Present Self to SimTitle1 in the Throne Room.
★Head Home to the Tower
★"Good, now I know where NOT to look. But I didn't hear any mention of the cave in SimTitle1's report..."
★"I can't leave SimTitle1 waiting in my chambers."
★"Wonder if this summons to the castle has anything to do with my surprise royal visit from earlier."
★Find the Mysterious Cave
★"I cannot imagine the winner being announced in private, so perhaps there is still a twist to this event."
★Head to the Reception Hall to get Final Instructions from SimTitle2
★"The details of the event are available on the royal scribe table. How convenient."
★Copy the "Bric-A-Brac" Hunt List from the Scribe Table
★Sweep for String0 / 1 hour
★Scrub a surface clean. (Self-Interaction)
★Sweep up the Floor (Self-Interaction)
★"Maybe I'll go search over in the outskirts."
★"I should head into the center of town."
★What area will SimTitle0 start searching first?
★What will SimTitle0 do next?
★"Maybe I should comb the beach. Sand is nature's hiding place."
★"I haven't looked around the docks thoroughly."
★Investigate the Pond
★What location will SimTitle0 visit next?
★"Let us see how much SimTitle3 enjoys a frothy draught of my famous Mystic Grog...it will get ya drunk!"
★"Not that Her Majesty needs a charm potion, of course! *ahem*"
★"A single salve in the hands of our ruler would go a long way during her frequent hunts."
★"Oh curative tonics, is there no wound you can't heal?"
★Craft 1 Draught of Mystic Grog for SimTitle3
★Craft 1 Elixir of Allure for SimTitle3
★Craft 1 Dose of Weak Health Salve for SimTitle3
★"Standard review, huh? That calls for a quick dose of Weak Health Salve."
★Craft 1 Dose of Weak Curative Tonic for SimTitle3
★"No need for anything fancy. A dose of Weak Curative Tonic should do it."
★The Queen grinned from ear to ear. Welcome all to this jolly event!I, SimTitle1, have decreed today to be a new holiday in TownName, an occasion of competition and community, the first ever Bric-A-Brac Day'! To celebrate, I have hidden ten royal trinkets in unique locations around the kingdom. The day is done when all are found, and the citizen to find the most of my treasures shall be rewarded.For details on your search, you have use of the royal scribe table at any time during the event. Return to SimTitle2 when you've discovered an item and to check on the competition.And now& Let the hunt began. Joyous Bric-A-Brac!
★With a flutter of feathers and purpose, the royal carrier pigeon, Guillermo, dropped a sealed letter in front of SimTitle0. Looking up, SimFirstName0 watched as the bird bearing the royal markings took wing back to the keep.The message read, "SimTitle0, you are invited to the throne room to participate in a special event at the request of SimTitle1.Cordially,SimTitle2
★ Yes, SimTitle0, you have found two of SimTitle4's hidden trinkets. Well done, indeed.At this point in the hunt you are ahead of that SimTitle3, who has strangely only found various meats in the most unlikely places. Also, you lead SimTitle1 by one item, for she claimed the Royal Tinderbox' by the Pit of Judgement.Surprisingly, that scamp SimTitle2 just returned two curios: the Monarch's Key' from the town square and the 'Queen's Music Box' stowed at the docks. That leaves half of the trinkets still out there, and the search still anyone's game.
★Well done, SimTitle0, you have found two of SimTitle4's hidden trinkets. At this point in the hunt you are ahead of that SimTitle3, who has strangely only found various meats in unlikely places. SimTitle1 has only returned the Crown Dagger' from the forest clearing.The little urchin SimTitle2, however, has found the Liege Lens' and the 'Signet Ring' hidden at the pond. It is still anyone's game!
★ Excellent SimTitle4! You found three of SimTitle3's ten hidden trinkets. You lead SimTitle0, who only claimed the Royal Tinderbox' in the forest clearing. I'm not sure what that SimTitle1 is doing, but she keeps returning with dubious meat.SimTitle2 has been busy, though.  found the Monarch's Key' from town square, the Noble Wineskin' from the cave and the Signet Ring' in the pond. Only three trinkets left!"
★Excellent SimTitle3! You have found three treasures! You lead SimTitle0, who only found the Crown Dagger' in the forest clearing.I'm not sure what that SimTitle1 is doing, but she just keeps returning with dubious meat.SimTitle2, though, has been busy. He has three items as well: the Liege Lens' from the village, the Lord's Journal' hidden in the sacred oak, and the Queen's Music Box  from the docks. Only three trinkets left!
★SimTitle2 addressed the crowd. "Well done, and thanks to all the competitors. Your efforts have made the first annual 'Bric-A-Brac Day' a grand success! In an amazing turn of events, it seems we have a tie with four royal trinkets apiece. So, SimTitle0 and SimTitle1, if you would please join me in the reception hall?"Turning briskly towards the hall she added, "The rest of you may go. Joyous Bric-a-Brac!"
★ Excellent SimTitle3! You have found three of SimTitle4's hidden trinkets.As of now, you lead SimTitle0 by two items, for she claimed the Crown Dagger' in the forest clearing. I'm not sure what SimTitle1 is doing, but she keeps returning with dubious meat.However, SimTitle2 has been busy. He just left, after finding three items as well: the Liege Lens' in the village shoppe, my Lord's Journal' hidden in the sacred oak and the Queen's Music Box  stowed near the docks.There are only three trinkets left out there, better get searching.
★ Yes, SimTitle0, you have found two of SimTitle4's hidden trinkets. Well done, indeed. At this point in the hunt you are ahead of SimTitle3 who has strangely only found various meats in the most unlikely places. Also, you lead SimTitle1 by one item, for she claimed the Royal Tinderbox' by the pit of judgment.Surprisingly, that scamp SimTitle2 just returned two curios: the Monarch's Key' at the town square and the 'Queen's Music Box' stowed at the docks.That leaves half of the trinkets out there and the search still anyone's game.
★That day, much like any other in TownName, SimTitle0 was going about her usual tasks, when word reached her that SimTitle1 was making her royal rounds and would inevitably visit SimFirstName0's establishment.
★SimTitle0 found a hidden royal item!
★Finding hidden stuffs? It's like this day was made for me! You might as well go back home now and save yerself the trouble...You can call me 'Kniknak, the King of Bric-A-Brac!'Now outta my way, I got some stuffs to find...
★You are both skilled searchers, so you have been chosen for one final task. Only nine of the trinkets were recovered -- the tenth and most important is your goal.Please do not share this, but SimTitle1 lost her stuffed bear and is devastated about it. The sole purpose of creating Bric-a-Brac Day was to recover... Sir Teddylot. The only possible place that remains is the throne room.Time is running out. Find the bear and win the day!
★Eh, I don't understand this-a "Bric-A-Brac Day" thing. I was just-a here with my usual delivery of savory meats, when SimTitle1 told me I had to enter in this-a hunt.I just-a hope there is some meat to be found. I love-a the meats!
★Greetings SimTitle0. I am conducting my standard review of TownName's holdings, as is my duty. Nothing strange about that.I see your establishment is in order, SimFirstName0; I was simply taking an informal look around and not searching for anything in particular.So...While I am here, might I see a sample of your amazing talent?
★Excellent crafting, SimTitle0. You are a boon to TownName, despite your chambers needing a spot of cleaning. Here is some coin for your labors. I'm off to my next stop...Oh, I have something special in store for the kingdom; keep your eyes and ears open for a royal missive soon.
★Honestly, I could care less about this new holiday nonsense. I signed up for this hunt in hopes of finding some sweet loot that I can pawn off in the village.So don't get in my way, 'cause when there is money involved, I am all business.
★Primary Hero:"  Blacksmith"  Physician"  Spy"  Wizard
★"Finding things is my middle name...s."
★"Hopefully a sample of my crafting should appease Her Majesty enough  to end this surprise visit quickly."
★Give Sample Craft
★Give SimTitle2 the Sample Craft
★"I have heard rumors that SimTitle3 is secretly an avid Kingball fan. How very un-surprising!"
★"Not sure who SimTitle3 will dose with this noxious little confection, but maybe I should raise my tolerance to it just in case..."
★"I'd normally take more care in my metal craft, but as this request is both spontaneous and unpaid, a crude long sword will do just fine."
★"Actually, giving SimTitle3 access to a tonic of truth may not be the wisest move. But too late now!"
★Craft 1 Rustic Paddle for SimTitle3
★"I know SimTitle1 will appreciate a Rustic Paddle."
★Craft 1 Dose of Vomicious Venom for SimTitle3
★"Better show her I'm ready for anything. I'll make a dose of Vomicious Venom."
★Craft a Crude Longsword for SimTitle3
★"I can craft a Crude Longsword for SimTitle1."
★Craft 1 Dose of Truth Tonic for SimTitle3
★"I'll whip up a dose of Truth Tonic. That always impresses!"
★What will SimTitle0 craft for SimTitle1's consideration?
★"Scrubbing--it's the right thing to do."
★"Hopefully I won't literally have to comb through all the sand on the beach."
★"Where on the pier could a royal item be hidden? Or is it not 'on' the pier at all..."
★"No signs of any obvious hiding places here in the clearing, but the hints definitely listed the forest as a location..."
★"A royal item nearby the stocks...SimTitle2 wouldn't be crazy enough to hide it in the pit...would she?"
★"Wow, TownName has a 'Sacred Oak?!' Hmm...if I were a large, distinctive religious-like tree, where would I be?"
★"Hopefully there's more to the pond than just pond water..."
★"There is not much around the Town Square save that messenger post and the Well. Hmmm..."
★"This holiday was built on a lie so SimTitle1 could find her lost bear?! Well, I've come this far already...But where would a monarch leave it? I may have to Sit and think about this one."
★"Trying to find a small trinket amongst all the wares in the village shops will be a quest in and of itself."
★"Despite the elevated risk of Broom-elbow, I think I'll throw caution to the winds! And...lots of dust!"
★Comb the Beach for a Hidden Item
★Find a Cave to Search for a Hidden Royal Item
★"I should search the docks for more hidden treasure."
★Hunt for a Hidden Item at the Forest Clearing
★Search for a Hidden Item around the Pit of Judgement
★Hunt by the Sacred Oak for a Hidden Royal Item
★"I should search around the pond for a hidden treasure."
★Look for a Hidden Item around the Town Square
★Search around the Throne Room for the Final "Hidden" Item
★Search the Village for a Hidden Item
★"I shall craft the greatest, most powerful Elixir of Allure that TownName has ever seen!!"
★"Everyone loves a draught of Mystic Grog!"
★Joyous Bric-A-Brac Day! All who joined in on the frivolity and friendly competition had a chance to be crowned best seeker. The festive hunt across the Kingdom would soon begin, and would only come to a close once all of the hidden treasures were found!
★The Monarch of TownName had a sudden urge for a new holiday, and just like that 'Bric-A-Brac Day' was born! It was a grand scavenger hunt to be held annually, and the first contest was set to begin that very day. All would be invited to join the hunt across the kingdom. Who would be crowned the best seeker on Bric-A-Brac Day?
★Bric-a-Brac Day
★What would become of TownName's new holiday if the great treasure hunt was not completed? There was so much more at stake than mere trinkets...
★The inaugural Bric-A-Brac Day  festival created by SimTitle1 was a success, but was no frivolous holiday. The "friendly competition" quickly became heated as the contestants scavenged across TownName.SimTitle0 was able to edge out the competition by discovering the final trinket and true intent behind the festival: SimTitle1's precious stuffed bear.With that act, SimTitle0 earned the undying gratitude of the Queen and the illustrious title of Best Seeker in the Land.'
★No chinchillas were captured on this outing. Furtive little devils.
★Forge a Kingdom
★A new kingdom would not be established today.Maybe tomorrow?
★SimTitle0 thanked her many helpers and volunteers for the invaluable help they had contributed to establishing the new kingdom.The people cheered as SimFirstName0 announced that their new kingdom would grow and thrive and be a place of joy and beauty.What did the future hold for SimFirstName0 and her new kingdom? Only The Watcher truly knew.
★Primary Hero:"  Any Hero
★"It's time to sail off into the sunset and forge a new kingdom. I look forward to being a great monarch."
★Establish a New Kingdom
★Recruit as Hero Builder
★Recruit as Builder
★"I need to find a few people who will help me build up my new kingdom and castle.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Builders Recruited: 0/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help me build up my new kingdom and castle.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Builders Recruited: 1/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help me build up my new kingdom and castle.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Builders Recruited: 2/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help me build up my new kingdom and castle.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Builders Recruited: 3/4
★Recruit 4 Builders
★Recruit as Hero Crew Member
★Recruit as Crew Member
★"I need to find a few people who will help load and steer the ship to our new home.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Crew Members Recruited: 0/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help load and steer the ship to our new home.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Crew Members Recruited: 1/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help load and steer the ship to our new home.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Crew Members Recruited: 2/4
★"I need to find a few people who will help load and steer the ship to our new home.If I can get into the good graces of some of the local townsfolk, I can probably recruit a few volunteers."Crew Members Recruited: 3/4
★Recruit 4 Crew Members
★"My castle-in-a-box awaits me in the village if I have the gold to afford it."
★Buy a Castle-in-a-Box
★You've come to the right place. I could sail a ship out of a rocky inlet in the dark with a blindfold on.I'll be on the ship, getting to know her.
★I've been thinking about leaving TownName for a while. This sounds like the perfect adventure!
★I've never been on a boat, but I learn quickly. And I'd be more than happy to do whatever you needed me to, from swabbing the decks to rigging the jibs.Did I say those correctly?
★Are you building up the castle from scratch?Oh? A Castle-in-a-Box? Those are easy to put together! Count me in.
★SimTitle0 looked out upon TownName. It was time to move on.The kingdom had treated her well, but SimFirstName0 felt a yearning for something more, something greater. She wanted her own kingdom!She knew what she needed to do. Raise some money in order to buy a Castle-in-a-Box (the latest in kingdom-building technology!), get some people to help, and find a place to establish this new kingdom.
★Did I ever tell you about the statue of The Watcher my ancestors put up? We've been a family of builders for as long as I can remember!It'd be a disgrace if I didn't help you.
★Sail to a new kingdom under your command?Why, I can't see how anybody could turn down an offer like that. I've always thought we could do a lot better than TownName here.
★I like the ambitious tone in your voice. I'll be glad to help build up this new kingdom with you.
★A trip on the high seas would do my body good.I'll meet you on the ship!
★Before SimTitle0 leaves for her new kingdom, be sure to equip anything you want her to bring. Everything else will be left behind!
★I should have enough to be able to afford a Castle-in-a-Box, the one thing every new kingdom builder needs.I'll head over to the village and buy it when I have a chance.
★"I need to raise some money in order to properly finance the new kingdom I wish to create."
★Earn $1000
★"The time has come for me to forge a new kingdom."
★What a successful voyage!We found the perfect land for my new kingdom. As soon as I have everything prepared, we will set sail and establish a brave new world for ourselves.
★"Now that I have a crew, I should take a trip out on the ship to see if I can find some fertile land for my new kingdom."
★Find Land for New Kingdom
★Establishing a new kingdom isn't easy, but it is possible. All it takes is a bit of gold, a bit of charm, and a lot of sweat.
★TownName was thriving, though some felt that its heyday had come and gone.One such person was ready to strike out on a new adventure, to create a new kingdom, a new world, a new life.While this may have been the end of one story, it was just the beginning of another.
★Brave New World
★Just for practice
★To the death!
★Sly on the Side
★TEST
★Primary Hero:"  Married Knight
★Dignified Desires: "I fancy someone from a dignified background, preferably one who works under my reign".
★Peasantly Surprising: "My villagers are passionate about their daily lives, and will do anything to earn a little extra income".
★Primary Hero:"  Married Monarch"  Married Knight
★SimTitle0 is quite bored of her spouse. She has romantic desires that her spouse is not in the mood for. Finding a secret romantic interest will help fulfill such desires.
★** BOOK STYLE ** SimTitle0 decided to take the day off from her kingdom duties and wanted to spend some time with his/her wife/husband {Need SimFilter for spouse here}.
★test
★"I pummel in my spare time."
★"I need some royal rumble."
★TEST
★Chat with Spouse
★I need to speak with the individual I wish to court. If they catch me, our marriage will certainly be in trouble. I need to be very elusive in my encounters.
★Ask to Court a Dignified Individual
★Chat (temp) with your spouse. (Targettable spouse not working currently. You MUST chat with your real spouse for the quest to work).
★Chat with Spouse
★SimTitle1 needs to WooHoo with her new companion without being seen by SpouseName!
★WooHoo Your New Companion
★Courtly love, it's great!!!
★You must pick someone for a little fun on the side. Successfully court your chosen one without being found out.
★Courtly "Love"
★This... is poo.
★"Land Mine"
★A nice, big set of clothes for the Crab Bandit.
★Large Clothes
★All wrapped up nice and neat for the Crab Bandit and his... family?
★Bag o' Potato Soup
★All wrapped up for the Crab Bandit and his... children?
★Bag o' Fowl Soup
★Make a Ward
★"Of course, ancient tradition demands that I find a human child to place into the Crab Bandit's care as well."
★Ask a Child to be the Ward
★Discuss Nonsense
★"Please tell me this madman's drivel hasn't gotten to you too."
★Discuss Nonsense with SimTitle1
★Ask for Clothes
★"Those are some great looking clothes! Give them to me."
★Ask SimTitle1 for Clothes
★Ask About Moustache
★"That old man had quite a 'stache, maybe he knows where to get some wax."
★"The old man has quite a 'stache, maybe he wants to become partners-in-moustache with the Crab Bandit."
★Ask SimTitle1 About Moustache
★"This is turning out to be a disaster. One more nut to crack..."
★Send Into Cave
★"Go live with the Crab Bandit. It'll be great!"
★Send Child into Cave
★Crab Bandit? Are you Insane?
★"What are you babbling about, old man."
★Ask SimTitle1 About Crab Bandit
★Discuss Invention
★"What do you have to offer TownName?"
★Discuss Invention with SimTitle1
★Request "Land Mine" Shipment
★"First, to butter her up so I can get her clothes.
★Request "Land Mine" Shipment from SimTitle1
★Discuss Crab Bandit
★"How is this even possible?"
★Discuss Crab Bandit with SimTitle1
★"That didn't go well. I hope the next inventor has something better."
★"This glorious moustache symbolizes the joining of our two nations!"
★Wear the Crab Moustache
★"I can't believe I'm going to do this..."
★"Three demands? From a Crab? I really must've had crazy tonic this morning!"
★"The time has come for TownName and the Crab people to become united!"
★"The Crab Bandit will look great in these!"
★"I hope crabs like soup!"
★"If I can find more of this mineral, perhaps I can unlock some of its mysterious properties."
★"With enough of this material, I can make anything."
★"Time to get my very own crab ward!"
★"This moustache wax is sure to please the Crab Bandit."
★Search Cave for Crab Bandit
★Finalize Alliance in the Cave
★Deliver Fat Clothes to the Cave
★Deliver Food to the Cave
★Search for Rare Minerals in the Cave
★Harvest a Full Shell from the Cave
★Find Crabling Ward in the Cave
★Deliver Moustache Wax in the Cave
★"I may need to get a few things from the village shoppe to make the wax."
★Make Food' at a fireplace and create a Moustache Wax
★"There must be something at the village shoppe that will appease the Crab Bandit!"
★Obtain a New Fragrance at the Village Shoppe
★"This will cover all possibilities!"
★Have 1 Potato Soup in the Inventory
★"Everyone likes a nice hearty soup!"
★Have 1 Fowl Soup in the Inventory
★The Crab Bandit seemed pained when he touched his moustache, what actions will SimTitle0 take?
★The Crab Bandit made some motion towards the smaller crabs, what action will SimTitle0 take?
★The Crab Bandit clearly gestured to his clothing, what action should SimTitle0 take?
★"A glorious moustache like that clearly needs moustache wax! That's clearly what the Crab Bandit wanted!"
★"Could it be that his little crabs are hungry? I could bring them some food I guess."
★"I guess he wants... a new pair of clothes?"
★"He could want a moustachioed sacrifice to appease him and his children?"
★"Maybe he wants me to have one of his crabs? To take as my ward?"
★"Maybe... he didn't like my choice in perfume? I guess I could buy something new."
★The alliance was vital to the security of TownName. Without a joining of the kingdoms, TownName would be visited by great woe! WOE!!!
★The alliance between TownName and the subterranean Crab Bandit kingdom was complete! Better yet, SimTitle0 had come out of the deal exactly one moustache richer! This amazing badge of splendor could be worn at any time!
★Primary Hero:"  Monarch
★"Soon the inventors will arrive and TownName can enter a new age of security!"
★Wait for Inventors to Arrive
★Kingdoms that made alliances in the past often traded wards, young nobles that would be traded to live in the other's kingdom. I can give the Crab Bandit a young noble, and then I can take on one of his... crablings?
★By the Watcher... did I drink crazy tonic this morning?
★This... is poo. Thanks for handing me this. I'll get back to you.
★This moustache signifies our alliance! I should put it on and bask in the glory of a safer, stronger TownName!
★SimTitle0? What would he know of this nonsense?
★Request complete! The Crab Bandit's moustache will be the finest in the land once more.
★Become a ward? Sounds on the level to me! I'll happily serve my kingdom!
★Ah, the first of the inventors has arrived. Time to see what the future holds!
★That's it! All three requests are complete. I should try and meet with the Crab Bandit one more time to make sure that the alliance is finalized.
★Great, the Crab Bandit will love these... Maybe.
★Musktastic! That completes that request!
★I'll find a man with a moustache fine enough to give to the Crab Bandit who, I assume, will live in moustachioed glory with the Crab Bandit for years to come.
★I hope they fit... at least they'll have to fit better than that dirty sash, right? Request complete!
★Mmmm, this smells good. Oh, but wait... what if the crabs don't eat meat? I better make a herbivore dish as well.
★I've gotta find some clothes big enough for the Crab Bandit. I know! The inventor with the landmines!
★A flying machine? That sounds too good to be true! She's pointing to it. I don't see anything. Where is the...? Is it over...? Oh. This person is insane.
★My moustache is modeled in the glory of the Crab. I have the perfect wax recipe for it. Here, I'll write it down for you.
★What in the Watcher's name...?! The Crab Bandit's real?! I must ask the old man more.
★The Crab Bandit asked for me? I... I would be honored! I go to his crabby embrace!
★What do crabs even eat? I'll have to make enough to fill all those needy claws! Maybe something nice and meaty?
★Magnificent!
★Well, we didn't want to say anything... but when we were mining the cave for stone, several of the builders and I thought we saw something in the darkness. Something big. With claws. There might be more to this old man's story than mere insanity.
★By now that child has found the Crab Bandit. I should search the cave for my ward.
★You saw him? It was really him? Did he have his fabled moustache of legend?!Oh, SimTitle0, you must seek council with him. If you can grant him the three Tokens of Gratitude, he will join forces with TownName and our safety will be assured!
★Perfect, after a brief wait I'll check inside the cave for my ward.
★What in the world was all that supposed to mean?!
★Now lookie here, m'lady. This here is what I call a "land mine". Any enemy of TownName who steps on this is sure to rue the day he challenged your rule. Whadya think?
★Mmm, those crabs shall eat like kings!
★Great innovations in security always came from the humblest beginnings. The Tredonians developed their specialized crossbow technology by studying the looms in their village. The impregnable walls of Crafthole were developed by a lowly mud-pusher who discovered the secret of masonry. Perhaps the next great invention in the field of kingdom security was merely waiting to be found in TownName. If it kept her citizens safe, SimTitle0 was sure to find it.
★Have you ever heard of... The Crab Bandit?
★This is sure to bring the brightest inventors to the throne room.
★Well that was oddly convenient. Now to a mirror to apply this musk!
★A fine wax! I hope this pleases the Crab Bandit.
★My very own Crab Bandit ward! I better take good care of him... her... whatever.
★My... my clothes? Well, okay. You're the Queen.
★Hey, that's great! Meet me near the graveyard!
★Clearly the Crab Bandit needs moustache wax. Someone must know where I can find wax fine enough for that glorious 'stache.
★I merely need to await the arrival of TownName's next great inventor.
★What scent could I possibly wear that could appease a Crab Bandit? I'll have to check the village shoppe.
★In... in there? Well... okaaaay. You'll come and get me some day though, right? You promise, right?
★Really? You want them?! I'll have more made right away! Do you have any other requests m'lady?
★I'm not crazy! ...I am a little crazy, but beneath TownName lives a giant half-crab half-man monster! The Crab Bandit!Legend speaks of a time when great kings and queens made alliances with these beasts of yore. Reforge this forgotten alliance and TownName will be stronger than ever!You might choose not to believe me because of my severe insanity, but you'd believe SimTitle1, WOULDN'T YOU?! Bwah-hee-hee-haaaaaa!!
★Well, that solves that request.
★Ah, a fine soup. Normally I would enjoy an ale with a soup like this, but the last thing I want is a drunk Crab Bandit living under TownName.
★You want security? I've got security! How would you like to rain destruction down upon TownName's enemies from THE SKY? Sounds too good to be true? Just step aboard my flying machine here and I'll show you TRUE POWER!
★"This can only make TownName stronger..."
★"If SimTitle1 says it's true... then it has to be true. Right?"
★Search Cave for Crab Bandit
★"Will this make me smell like more of a woman? ...Seems unlikely."
★Apply Crab Musk at a Mirror
★"If I'm to discover the next innovation in security technology, I'll need to summon the brightest inventors from the village."
★Write Letter to Inventors
★"Now to mail this off to the village."
★Send Letter to Inventors
★"Soon the child will be in the loving hands... err, claws, of the Crab Bandit. Then I will receive my Crab ward to care for and allow to grow in the kingdom! At least I'm pretty sure that's how it will work!"
★Wait String0 for the Crab Swap
★There was always room for a new alliance in a growing kingdom, especially an alliance that contributed to the safety of the people. Such partnerships could often be found in the strangest of places. Could a subterranean kingdom hold the key to TownName's security?
★A Powerful Ally?
★A Powerful Ally?
★Crab Cakes!
★Crab Cakes!
★Crab Hammer
★Crab Hammer
★"Devious and delicious!"
★Simoles for my Electrum purchase.
★Simoles for my Adamantle purchase.
★Bag o' Simoles
★Simoles for my Mithral purchase.
★Simoles for my Ferrous purchase.
★The secrets of the mysterious ore would be lost for all times, until a less... fail-y hero could step up to the task.
★SimTitle0 created a marvelous piece of blacksmithery from the giant crab's shed shell and obtained a stylish moustache in the process! Win!
★Primary Hero:"  Blacksmith
★Buy Ferrous
★Buy Ferrous from SimTitle1
★Look at Rare Mineral
★"Rare mineral? Sounds interesting."
★Look at SimFirstName1's Rare Mineral
★Buy Electrum
★Buy Electrum from SimTitle1
★Ask About Stock
★"What's on the market today?"
★Ask SimTitle1 About Stock
★Ask About Rare Mineral
★"SimTitle1 knows plenty about minerals and ores of the land, maybe he'll know more about this piece?"
★Ask SimTitle1 About Rare Mineral
★Buy Mithral
★Buy Mithral from SimTitle1
★Buy Adamantle
★"One can never have too much ore!"
★Buy Adamantle from SimTitle1
★"I consider this icing on the crab cake."
★Put on the Crab Moustache
★"Glad to be alive. Time to forge."
★"I hate to declare defeat... but I really don't know what else I can do."
★Return to the Smithy
★"This is my best idea ever."
★Craft a Crab Hammer
★"One of my greatest works yet."
★Craft the Longclaw
★Craft the Spiked Carapace
★Should SimTitle0 buy any Ferrous?
★What should SimTitle0 forge with the crab shell?
★Should SimTitle0 buy any Mithral?
★Should SimTitle0 buy any Electrum?
★Should SimTitle0 browse the vendors wares?
★Should SimTitle0 buy any Adamantle?
★"That giant crab nearly killed me, with a nice sword perhaps someone can repay the favor."
★"I've got all the ore I need for now, thanks. Anything special in stock today?"
★"No thanks."
★"Ferrous is the lifeblood of any good Smithy!" (15 for ｧ100)
★"A suit of armor is the perfect fit for this material."
★"Mithral is very rare. This could be a good investment!" (2 for ｧ100)
★"I can never get enough Electrum" (5 for ｧ100)
★"I'll have a look at your wares."
★"I could always use some more Adamantle" (3 for ｧ100)
★"Ore-sellers always make their way to masterful smiths like me."
★Wait for Ore-Seller to Arrive
★A practical smith!
★Have a look at what I've got. Let me know if you want to buy anything.
★Wait, the Crab cleaved through that shell like it was spun glass. Could it be... could his own shell be the only thing powerful enough to harvest the other deposits? All I need to do is make a tool out of the piece I already have, and then all those crab shells will be mine!
★Every smith I've met has tried forging this mineral... with no luck. At this point I'm just looking for someone to take it off my hands. Go ahead and keep it. Maybe someone in this kingdom will know what to do with it.
★By the Watcher! That crab beast must be shedding this material whenever it grows too large for its shell. If only I could harvest those shells, but I can't even put a dent in them!
★You've got a keen buyer's sense, I do have something you might be interested in. A rare mineral!
★Intriguing. I remember seeing a similar material in the mines beneath TownName. The superstitious builders actually feared it... said the deposits reminded them of giant crabs. Perhaps you'll find more answers in the mines?
★A wise purchase!
★The armor will take a few more materials than just the crab shell, but the finished piece will be magnificent.
★Hi there, SimTitle0, I've got some great ore for sale today, cheaper than anything you'll find in the town store. Interested in having a look?
★Curious... there is something left over from the crab shell material, miraculously undamaged by the forge's fires.Why, it looks like the Crab's resplendent moustache!! Couldn't hurt to try it on...
★Ah, she's arrived. I'll check in to see what's in stock.
★I have just enough material to forge one masterpiece... but what to make?
★Another day of forging, coming up fast. Though I've heard that a seller of rare ores is in town. Perhaps she has some materials that could help ease my burden...
★That was close!I think I'm going to make this a one time event. A smith with no arms is not much of a smith at all.
★The sword will take a few more materials than just the crab shell, but the finished piece shall be magnificent.
★You know a good deal when you see one!
★I've... I've never seen a material like this.
★Since you're such a good customer, I'll let you in on a little secret. Here, take a look at this rare mineral I've obtained.
★Hmm. Today was a good day.
★I would hate to cross the warrior equipped with THIS master craft!
★A keen eye!
★Not interested, huh? That's alright, I've got more customers.
★Now I can get all the crab shells I want! Assuming I'm not eviscerated by a giant half-crab half-man beast.
★"I'll need to raise a few simoles first before I can buy the minerals I want."
★Have ｧ100 for Mineral Purchase
★"No material can withstand my hammer!"
★A rare mineral has been found with unknown properties. Could the origin of the mineral be more mysterious than anyone ever imagined?
★A mysterious rumor was circulating around the town: a beast lurked below the depths of TownName. The stories were coming from too many sources to be simple folklore.Was this beast a monster with plans to destroy the town? Or was it simply a misunderstood creature looking for a friend?
★
★Crab Bandit
★
★Place Under Arrest
★"This thief is lucky not to find herself beheaded.If her lesson is not learned through this punishment, she may come to a more final fate."
★Place SimTitle1 Under Arrest
★Consult about Criminal Justice
★"I need to know how Her Highness wishes me to deal with admitted criminals."
★Consult SimTitle1 on Criminal Justice
★Give Law of Criminal Punishment
★Give SimTitle1 your Law of Criminal Punishment
★"She knows more, I'm sure. Time for a little intimidation and interrogation."
★Interrogate
★Interrogate SimTitle1
★"Should the thief be uncooperative, I will be there to ensure SimTitle0 is free from harm."
★Accompany SimTitle0 to Arrest the thief
★"This is a great chance to catch the other thieves."
★Stop the thieves from freeing SimTitle0 from the stocks.
★Failure! Thieves and criminals continue to run rampant through your kingdom.
★Success! You have tracked down the thieves and brought them to justice.
★Primary Hero:"  Knight-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:"  Monarch
★Show Leniency
★Punish for Crime
★"I will not have thieves beslubbering the reputation of my kingdom.Take this cutpurse and lock her in the stocks!"
★"Your villainy ends now, thief. Submit to the will of the Monarch."
★"Come quick, they're trying to free the thief from the stocks!"
★"This thief admits her crimes so brazenly, and to the captain of the Knights at that! The kingdom is truly in a sorry state.Were it not Her Magesty's wish that criminals be brought to justice, my sword would soon bathe red in the life force of this transgressor.But I shall keep my righteous fury in check for now and consult with SimTitle2 that she may divulge her wishes for this situation."
★"I will not stand by idly in the face of open criminal behavior.Accompany me, Lady Knight, and we shall bring this cutpurse to justice."
★"Jaieden, buy me some time so I can free Kiriana!"
★"You just signed your death warrant! I'm going to make you beg for mercy before I kill you.You shall rue the day you ever crossed the Black Laurels!"
★"You may have stopped us, but we'll be back! The thieves will always win! Do you hear me? The thieves will always win!"
★"I shall make sure everyone in the kingdom knows of your new and righteous law, Highness."
★"It's not enough to simply have written a law. Those who would break it won't take the time to familiarize themselves with my laws and my work will have been for naught.I shall take this to SimTitle0 so that all may hear of the new punishments."
★"Breakers of the law must face justice."
★"Crime doesn't pay. NOT PLAYABLE"
★"This criminal aggression will not stand."
★Throw a tomato at one of the thieves in the stocks
★"Time for these thieves to learn a little humility."
★"Harsher punishments will discourage would-be criminals.I'll write a new law to make it clear that thievery will not be tolerated in my kingdom."
★Write a New Law
★"If we can stop this guy, it will go a long way towards curbing the crime problem."
★"I don't think she'll come along easily. A duel should take some of the fight out of her."
★Win a duel against SimTitle1 to subdue her.
★Though we want to be rid of them, killing the criminals will only strengthen their contempt. The last thing we need is to martyrize them. We shall track them down and humble them justly.
★Apprehend the Culprits
★Death to Thieves
★Recruit New Minions
★Stop Them
★Follow SimTitle0
★SimTitle0 is being robbed!
★Speak with the dark-eyed woman at the Tavern
★Speak with the strange woman at the Jacoban Church
★Speak with the fierce looking woman at the Training Yard
★Seen anything suspicious lately?
★"I can't be everywhere at once. Maybe people have noticed something or someone odd recently. I should ask around to see if anyone has useful information."
★Ask around to see if anyone has seen something strange or suspicious.
★"I'm getting ready to ship out with a bunch of supplies soon. When I was making a final check on the shipping manifest, I realized we were missing a crate.I suspect thievery. If you can return my crate to me, I'll give you a handsome reward.
★Interrogate
★Investigate the crime reported by SimTitle1
★"SimTitle1 usually has very good security. Whoever robbed her knew what they were doing."
★Take Crime Report
★Investigate the crime reported by SimTitle1
★"Even our athletes aren't free from this crime wave."
★"My custom kingball paddle was stolen! It was right here and now it's gone.It was signed by Shubby Botswick, I'll never get another like it.Please, you've gotta find whoever took it!"
★"You are just a child, and though you should know better, I'm going to look at this as an opportunity to help you.Stealing is wrong and you won't find yourself well-liked by people for doing such things.Take some time to consider your actions and the effects they've had on other people and what we think about you."
★Stern Lecture on Evils of Crime
★"To give up on this child now would only assure her descent into deviant behavior.She must be taught the difference between right and wrong or all of society will suffer."
★Give SimTitle1 a Lecture on the Evils of Crime
★"I caught this kid trying to steal some of my most expensive spices.I've been able to hold him here so you can talk to him."
★"If I hurry, maybe I can catch the thief!"
★Help SimTitle1!
★Why would someone steal mud?
★"Well, not to toot my own horn, but my mud is of a very refined pedigree and..."
★What was robbed?
★"This could be it, the big crime!"
★Help SimTitle1!
★"Oh thank the Watcher, someone has come to help!My mud has been stolen!I was stirring it, and I went to get some more dirt because the consistency was off, and when I came back it was gone!Someone stole my mud!"
★This paddle is probably worth a decent amount. Or maybe I'll keep it to play Kingball with.
★My Kingball paddle!Thank you so much, SimTitle0, I thought I would never see it again.Please take this token of my gratitude.
★"Though you're just a child, we have a zero tolerance policy on crime.Normally, we'd cut off both your hands, but I'm feeling generous today, so instead you are banned from this kingdom for life.Go now."
★Punish for Crime
★"Child criminals turn into adult criminals. No matter her age, this one's soul is already on the path to darkness."
★Punish SimTitle1 for her Crime
★What business do you have in Tredony?
★What kind of supplies?
★What are you talking about?
★What brings you here?
★What kind of business?
★Why were you stealing?
★"None of your business! Leave me alone!"
★"This is probably just a kid being stupid. Still, I can't let her go unpunished.Maybe I can talk to her about it."
★Question SimTitle1 about her crime
★Search for Stolen Goods
★You found SimTitle2's Custom Kingball Paddle!
★"Let's see if this kid has stolen anything else."
★Search SimTitle1 for any other stuff she may have stolen.
★Recruit
★Return Custom Kingball Paddle
★"I bet she will be happy to see this again."
★Return the Custom Kingball Paddle to SimTitle1
★Speak with the dark-eyed woman at the Tavern
★Speak with the strange woman at the Jacoban Church
★Speak with the fierce looking woman at the Training Yard
★"I haven't seen SimTitle1 around before.With the increased levels of crime, it would behoove me to keep an eye on anyone new like her."
★Find out more about SimTitle1
★"I am. Just passing through on my way to Tredony."
★You Look New Here
★"I must hurry!"
★Help SimTitle0 defend herself against the theives!
★"SimTitle0 has a lot of valuable stuff. She's already been robbed once this week, I'm not gonna let that happen again."
★Patrol the Waterwheel
★"It's quiet... too quiet.No, on second thought, quiet is good.All's well here, I should continue my patrol towards the Market and Tavern."
★"Time to take stock of the kingdom and see if I can spot anyone suspicious.The townsfolk might be able to help me find people to question."
★Search the Kingdom to find any new or suspicious people.
★Execute the thief or duel to the death?
★How do you want to deal with SimTitle0's crime?
★What will SimTitle0 do with the recovered Kingball paddle?
★Quest Failed!Crime still runs ramapant in the kingdom and the citizens live in fear.
★Success! You have rid your kingdom of thieves and sent a threatening message to any who might consider a life of crime.
★Primary Hero:"  Knight"  Spy
★Duel to the Death
★Execute the thief
★Show Leniency
★Return the paddle to SimTitle1
★Keep the Kingball paddle.
★Punish for Crime
★Test text test text
★Choose whether to punish SimTitle0 or show leniency
★"Maybe she'll lead me to something useful."
★Follow SimTitle0
★"My patrol starts at 8:00pm. I should make sure I'm focused and ready. Who knows what I'll run into."
★Prepare for your Night Patrol
★"Hey! That's mine! Gimme my kingball paddle back! Hey!"
★"I'm not seeing anyone else that stands out as suspicious, and nobody seems to have any extra information. This is enough for now, I need to prepare to stop whatever the thieves have planned in four hours."
★SimTitle0 was unable to find the bandit camp in the forest. She will have to try again.
★SimTitle0 found and stopped the bandits in the forest.
★"Jaieden, deal with this interloper so we can get our money.Show no mercy."
★"You'll pay for that!Jaieden, cut this interloper down. Show no mercy!"
★"Jaieden! NO!You just signed your death warrant! I'm going to make you beg for mercy before I kill you.You shall rue the day you ever crossed the Black Laurels!"
★"Nooooooo!You'll pay... urk... <cough>You'll pay......"
★You received the blacksmith's Heirloom Hammer.
★Recently, a slew of crimes has hit the kingdom. People are being mugged in the streets and nobody feels safe.This is more than just random theivery, there's a coordination to these crimes that hasn't been seen before.You've been assigned to find out who is behind this and stop them with extreme prejudice.Your first task is to investigate two recently reported crimes.
★Recently, a slew of crimes has hit the kingdom. People are being mugged in the streets and nobody feels safe.This is more than just random theivery, there's a coordination to these crimes that hasn't been seen before.You've been assigned to find out who is behind this and bring them to justice.Your first task is to investigate two recently reported crimes.
★Recently, a slew of crimes has hit the kingdom. People are being mugged in the streets and nobody feels safe.This is more than just random theivery, there's a coordination to these crimes that hasn't been seen before.You've decided to find out who is behind this and stop them with extreme prejudice.A good place to start would be questioning the victims of two recently reported crimes.
★"Help! Theives are trying to steal the church's money!"
★"Help me! They're trying to steal money from the church!They've threatened to hurt me if I don't give it to them!"
★"You saved me! You're my hero!"
★How am I going to handle this little thief?
★"You're not the boss of me! After our plan is done, I'll be able to buy a hundred Kingball paddles.I'm outta here."
★"You have committed a crime, but all hope is not lost for you.Consider the big picture..."
★"Help! I'm being robbed!"
★"Help, I've been robbed!"
★You found the blacksmith's Heirloom Hammer
★"Your crime will not go unpunished."
★You've been followed.Quick, SimTitle0, go to the forest. I'll handle this.
★You may have bested me, but you'll never stop the rest of us...
★"I don't know if you've seen her yet, but a man has been hanging around the Tavern lately who I hadn't noticed before.She was rather handsome, but had a dark look in her eyes."
★"I don't know if you've seen her already, but I noticed a strange woman up near the Jacoban Church."
★"Actually, I noticed a rather fierce looking woman over at the Training Yard earlier. I don't remember seeing her around before.Maybe you've talked to her already?"
★"I don't live here, if that's what you mean."
★"It doesn't seem like I'm going to be able to get anything more out of this kid.Maybe it's nothing, but there's been too much criminal activity recently to ignore what she said.I should have a look around to see if anyone new or suspicious has been seen lately."
★"I am. Just passing through on my way to Tredony. I won't be here long."
★"Visiting a relative.Just here to pick up some supplies before the final leg of my trip."
★"Food and water mostly.I'm quite busy, actually.Farewell, madam."
★"We're all new here, relatively speaking."
★"Mmm, probably nothing," she said with a thin smile.
★"I've come on business."
★"None of your business. Shove off."
★"SimTitle0 seemed overly hostile and unwilling to cooperate. Time to revisit her and resort to other methods of finding out what I want."
★"I admit it, I stole the blacksmith's hammer.Here, take it! It was of poor quality anyhow."
★"This thief cannot be allowed to taint the kingdom any longer."
★"You may have bested me... <cough>... but you won't stop us...Four hours from now, the Black Laurels will have enough money to launch a full assault on your pathetic kingdom... <cough>You will pay..."
★"The only good criminal is a dead criminal."
★"I bring justice from the shadows."
★Failure! The criminals are taking over, run!
★Success! You've killed the thieves and freed the kingdom from their tyranny.
★Primary Hero:"  Spy
★"I'll find their camp and slay them all!"
★Find and stop the bandits in the forest.
★"This guy is sure to be no pushover. I should do anything I can to turn the fight to my advantage."
★Kill SimTitle0, leader of the Black Laurels
★"Time for my blade and I to teach them that a life of crime just won't cut it in this kingdom!"
★"Time for this thief to face justice. The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"
★Kill the thief, SimTitle0
★"The blood of the wicked shall run free until our kingdom has been cleansed of evil. Time to find some more thieves to kill."
★"Time to die!"
★"No more time for play. This is serious punishment hour!"
★"There is no alternative. THis MUST happen."
★"There is no alternative. THis MUST happen."
★"Kill kill kill kill..."
★Duel to the Death with SimTitle1
★Execute SimTitle1
★Execute SimTitle0
★Execute SimTitle1
★"This guy is sure to be no pushover. I should do anything I can to turn the fight to my advantage."
★Kill Gelanor, leader of the Black Laurels
★"I get the sense there's more to this one than it appears. I should be careful."
★"Looks like the bodyguard is my first target. The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"
★Kill the theif, SimTitle1
★Interrogate SimTitle1
★"She knows more, I'm sure. Time for a little intimidation and interrogation."
★Pickpocket SimTitle1
★"Maybe SimTitle1 has something to hide. A little espionage might shed some light on things."
★Prepare to intercept the thieves
★"According to the one I killed, the thieves will be attempting some kind of heist in around String0 hours.I should make sure I'm focused and ready. Who knows what I'll run into."
★Thieves are like rats, if you ignore them, they multiply and spread their disease.To stop them, you must treat them like rats. Track them down and stop them.
★Follow SimTitle0
★Blackmail with Key
★"I'll give her an easy choice: work for me and be well-compensated, or get sent to the pit for stealing the Merchant's Key."
★Blackmail SimTitle1 with the Merchant's Key
★I know you're a criminal
★Challenge to Thief Duel
★"Sometimes being direct is the best route."
★A good old-fashioned Thief Duel will convince him to work for me.
★Confront Gelanor
★Challenge Gelanor to a Thief Duel
★Join Me or Die
★"I'll make her an offer she can't refuse."
★Recruit Jaieden as your Minion
★Dismiss
★"I get the feeling this kid isn't working alone. I mean, what does a child want with fine spices?"
★Dismiss SimTitle1 so you can follow her
★Location of other Thieves
★"Thieves like this never work alone. Once I know the location of the other members of thier gang, I can recruit them as well."
★Have SimTitle1 tell you the location of other thieves in her gang.
★"Kids don't learn stuff like this on their own. Maybe I can find out who's behind this behavior."
★"If this kid doesn't want to cooperate, maybe he's got something on him that will clue me in to who he's working for."
★Recruit SimTitle1 to your Spy network
★"Let's see if this kid leads me to someone more useful."
★Follow SimTitle0
★Show Leniency
★Punish for Crime
★"I don't know what you're talking about, it's only myself and the kid.We'll be in the Tavern if you need us for anything else."
★"It looked like the kid gave some kind of hand-off to that woman there. I think I'll take the liberty of finding out what it was."
★"First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about.Second, even if I did, why should I care what you think?"
★"A thief duel, eh? You're on.If you win, I'll work for you. If you lose, you have to give me 50 gold.After I win, remind me to thank you for presenting me with the easiest 50 gold I've had the pleasure of taking in a while."
★"I can see there's a few things I could learn from someone like you."
★"What the? How did you...Either join you or get thrown in the pit for stealing that key? You have me at quite the disadvantage.I don't seem to have much of a choice, do I? Guess that means I'm working for you now. What would you have me do?"
★Many crimes had been committed in the kingdom lately, and while most would look upon this as a bad thing, SimTitle0 saw it as an opportunity. She knew that good help was hard to come by and this seemed a good chance to recruit some self-motivated go-getters for her spy network.But in order to recruit them, the criminals would first have to be tracked down. Investigating two recent crimes seemed a good place to start.
★"Ha! And why would I do that?"
★"Alright, alright! You make a good point.Consider me part of your crew. You don't get to call me 'minion' though."
★"I'm outta here!"
★"Hey, leave me alone! That lady already took her spices back, I don't have anything more!"
★"Why that little rascal! It's the key to the Merchant's strongbox. Very clever, and he hid it well enough that I didn't find it when I searched him.These two could definitely be useful. Time to make them an offer they can't refuse."
★"That should do the trick. Time to ask again."
★"You can find Gelanor hanging around the Docks, and Jaieden is scoping out the Peteran Church.Hey wait... why'd I tell you that?"
★"She knows more than she's letting on. A little truth potion will turn things around."
★Get SimTitle0 to ingest a Potion of Truth.
★"The ends justify the means. NOT PLAYABLE"
★"I could use people with this kind of initiative."
★Failure! Not only did you fail to recruit new minions for your spy network, you also failed to do anything to stop the heinous criminal activity in the kingdom. Well done, loser.
★Success! You've found new recruits for your spy network. Huzzah!
★Primary Hero:"  Spy
★"Let's see what this guy can do."
★Defeat Gelanor in a Sparring Match
★"Let' see how she handles a little threat for her money."
★Threaten Jaieden
★"Let's see what the kid handed her."
★Pick SimTitle1's Pocket
★Good underlings are hard to come by. Self-motivated go-getters like these criminals could be put to good use under the direction of the right person. The challenge will be convincing them to submit to a higher authority.
★Banish from TownName
★Place Under Arrest
★Intimidate the Criminal
★"I shall slay the monstrous terror known as Crime!"
★Rid TownName of Criminals
★Stop the Criminal
★How shall SimTitle0 deal with this criminal?
★Punishment!
★Free Them
★I'm banished? No fair!Fine. See ya later, Sucktown!
★I trust you have seen the error in your ways. Be gone!If you run afoul of me again, the consequences will be dire.
★You will suffer for your crimes!
★I shall not rest until all the criminals have been driven from TownName.
★A duel to the death?So be it.Prepare to meet your maker!
★How could this have happened?Nooooooooo!
★Take that, criminal scum!Your kind will not be tolerated in TownName!
★You think you can best me with a sword?HA! I eat pieces of junk like you for breakfast, bring it on!
★So you want some more bruises, huh?I'm happy to oblige. Have at you!
★Ha! You thought you were tough, but you don't got enough!Everyone see that? It's free reign in TownName!
★I give up, you win!
★Ouch, I take it back!You win! You win! I submit!
★Now to figure out what to do with you.Shall I banish you from the kingdom, or just kill you here and now?
★There were a bunch of bad guys.KILL THEM ALL!(or get them out of TownName in any other way you can think of)
★Aaauugggh! My spleen!
★TownName was hosting a merchant's faire. Traders flocked from all corners of the world to peddle exotic goods and woo customers with rare finery. SimTitle0 had been tasked with providing security and was awaiting the arrival of a Merchant Captain to discuss logistics.
★This is hogwash!Once I get out of the stocks, I'm leaving TownName.I never liked your stupid kingdom anyway!
★Send me to your "pit, is it?Your weakness knows no bounds; what brand of coward has a beast do a hero's job?I'll see you burn, after I deal with your little pet.
★You're just as stupid as you are cowardly SimTitle0.Perhaps you'll face me once I best your monster a second time.
★I can already hear the bard sing of the "Yellow Queen of TownName" who was too frightened to face a venerated merchant in combat.Perhaps I shall write a verse or two myself while I relax in your pit yet again.
★What?! The PIT?!?I hardly even did anything! This isn't fair! You're a tyrant!If I survive, I'm going to leave TownName and travel around the world telling everyone what a ruttish, fly-bitten hole-in-the-ground of a kingdom it is.
★Wait, I don't wanna go to the stocks...C'mon, don't send me, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry, I...No please, I've got a bad back, don't put me in the stocks, I'll never do anything bad again... and I mean it this time!
★I think your creature bit off a little more than it could chew... Me!Mwa ha ha!
★Admittedly the depths of that pit are the nicest part of TownName I've seen, but I grow tired of your futile attempts to be rid of me.Come SimTitle0 and face me properly like the queen  you claim to be.
★Alright, alright, I get it!What I did was wrong, I'm sorry!I won't do it again.
★"Criminals, bro, criminals."
★"It's my way or the highway."
★"How much punishment does this criminal deserve?"
★Arrest or Kill the Criminal
★TownName has grown to a prosperous size, and overall life has been improved through the efforts of the individuals who work to shape it.But to bigger ponds come bigger fish, and your pond has attracted the attention of an organized crime syndicate.How will this new threat be handled?
★Crime Wave
★Destroy Culture
★Embrace Culture
★This new invention can be used to correct near- and far-sightedness. It also helps the wearer to better see distractions from religion, like scantily-clad harlots, and thus must be destroyed.
★Spectacles (deemed cultural contraband)
★These robes are conservative, yet flashy. They'll smother the modern culture right out of anyone who wears them.
★Bundle of Believer Robes
★This new invention can be used to measure the passage of time. It can also be used to encourage shorter prayer, and thus must be destroyed.
★Hourglass (deemed cultural contraband)
★Confront the Magnate of Garb
★ With all the revealing clothing this guy is selling to today's generation, nobody can pay attention to the Jacoban faith anymore.
★Confront the Magnate of Garb
★Threaten for Clothing
★ If I threaten him, he'll give me the uniforms I need.
★Threaten the Magnate of Garb
★Question the Magnate of Invention
★ What agnostic gizmos has this peddler been distracting the public with?
★Question the Magnate of Invention
★Confront the Magnate of Liquor
★Why did you attend the sermon?
★ I want to find out why these culture-heretics attended.
★Ask Culture-heretics Why They Came (0/5)
★Ask Culture-heretics Why They Came (1/5)
★Ask Culture-heretics Why They Came (2/5)
★Ask Culture-heretics Why They Came (3/5)
★Ask Culture-heretics Why They Came (4/5)
★Have Magnate of Liquor Executed
★Send Executioner after Magnate of Liquor
★ I'm SimTitle1, so I can do whatever I want. Today, that's teaching the Magnate of Liquor a grave lesson.
★Send the Executioner after the Magnate of Liquor
★Send the Executioner after the Magnate of Liquor
★Pick Up the Uniforms
★ I need religious uniforms too so the general public aren't dressed like harlots.
★Pick Up the Uniforms from the Magnate of Garb
★Take away Hourglass
★ There is no need to measure time, as it is always time to pray to The Watcher. Thus, hourglasses are evil."
★Take the Hourglass from the Town Crier
★Force to Wear Believer Robes
★ I need to find people who are wearing clothing I consider offensive, and force them to wear these robes instead.
★Force People to Wear Believer Robes (0/4)
★Force People to Wear Believer Robes (1/4)
★Force People to Wear Believer Robes (2/4)
★Force People to Wear Believer Robes (3/4)
★ Any celebration of secular ideas is a recruiting camp for heretics.
★Visit Cultural Faire in Town Square
★The whole episode went horribly wrong. The folk of TownName have lost confidence in the Jacoban faith, and now drown themselves in simpler pleasures, like liquor and silk.
★Modern culture is no longer considered a threat, and the Jacoban faith holds strong in TownName!
★Primary Hero:"  Jacoban Priest
★How should SimTitle0 write a proclamation condemning modern culture?
★How should SimTitle0 feel about this?
★How should SimTitle1 go about getting uniforms from the Magnate of Garb?
★How should SimTitle0 get the Magnate of Liquor to stop selling it?
★"Humor will throw people offguard long enough to hear my message."
★"I'll just purchase uniforms."
★"I'll appeal to the Monarch."
★"I've defeated their minds and won!"
★"Fear is the standard Jacoban instrument. Why abandon it now?"
★"I'll threaten her to give me the uniforms."
★"I'll appeal to... someone dangerous..."
★"I think I understand now& "
★ This manifesto feels heavy. That means it MUST be important. I need to read this.
★Read String0
★I hear your plight, SimTitle0. But I will not make liquor illegal: it warms the stomach so.Instead, a compromise: tell the constable to deal with this Liquor Magnate, and I'll turn a blind eye.
★I have to send a message to the Magnate of Liquor. How should I do that?
★Now that everyone has gotten fair warning, I will confront the leaders of this acrid movement.First up: The Magnate of Garb  at the faire.
★I'll try my hand at wit and humor. But I still need a strong message. I'll use the messenger post to mail out the proclamation.
★I think I've finally rid TownName of its threatening culture. Time to have an anti-culture sermon to find out.
★In the meantime, I'll confront the Magnate of Liquor.
★Har har! Me put Magnate of Lick Her in stocks!
★Sorry, I'm booked solid with executions. But I'll send the constable after the Magnate of Liquor for you, okay?
★It said: Modern culture is destroying our religion. Therefore, we must destroy modern culture. Hmm&  a cultural faire is in town. I need to start our battle there.
★Why&  why did all these culture-heretics come to my sermon? Why are they hanging around?
★Liquor is new; of course people like it! I'm going to keep on selling it. Beer and wine are old helmet.
★I should check back with the Magnate of Garb about the uniforms now.
★Then I need to force citizens to wear religious uniforms. Like clothing, like mind.
★Why? Because we feel bad for you, SimTitle0.
★We're here because you need faith. We're here for YOU.
★No matter what you've done to us, we love you, SimFirstName0.
★We don't want you to be so angry, SimFirstName0.
★We came to forgive you, SimTitle0.
★What does this all mean?
★All day, SimTitle0 had been feeling a disturbance in the Jacoban faith. What could it be?  she mused, I'd better check the messenger post for my secret directive from the head of the church. It may explain what I've been feeling.
★Okay, I get it! You want something conservative, yet flashy. Makes total sense. You can pick them up in a few hours when they're ready.
★I'll just pay the Magnate of Garb for the uniforms. People wanted me to donate this cash to the poor, but this is a better cause.
★I'll threaten this repulsive cur for some uniforms.
★Incorrigible dunce&  I'll take what I can get.Now, finally, I'll talk to the Magnate of Invention.
★I'll settle for that. A little time in the stocks will suffice.
★This place smells like festering heretics. I should hang out and walk around here some.
★Go back to crying. This hourglass is contraband.Now I will go put these items where they belong: in a chamberpot!
★The executioner owes me for retroactively saving the soul of that innocent who was wrongly tossed down the pit.
★Took them right off the captain's face! But then he couldn't see me well enough to give chase.
★Go easy! Today I've only sold two new inventions. Just an hourglass  to the crier and a pair of spectacles  to the sea captain.
★& okay&  but they don't accentuate my body well&
★I don't want to be called a heathen& my girlfriend would dump me.
★& yes, Madam.
★Okay&  I don't think being smitten would feel good.
★The water tasting like religion will only go so far. I need to proclaim an end to this filthy culture.
★I'll make sure neither of those get a chance to distract from the Jacoban faith any longer.
★The Monarch will see things my way. Always has, always will.
★Why certainly, if you feel it is important, SimFirstName0. Just go and see SimTitle2. She'll get the job done.
★The Watcher has told me if you don't wear these robes, your soul will wither.
★There is no spot in the afterlife for those who wear heathen's clothing, like you. Wear this instead.
★You look disgusting! Wear these, or TownName has no place for you!
★The Watcher will smite you unless you wear these robes.
★Nobody cares for religious wear these days. It's too drab. I mean, just look at YOU.
★ Liquor is taking attention away from holy water and religious drinks. This must stop.
★Question the Magnate of Liquor
★Confront the Magnate of Liquor
★I'll do what I'm best at: harnessing fear. I'll use the messenger post to mail out the proclamation.
★The proclamation reads: Stop with your modern culture, or everyone will die and go to the fiery land of the deep! Hahahaha!
★Disgusting! Not a Jacoban religious icon in sight.I  know, I'll spike the public well with holy water. That will make the heretics burn! Metaphysically, at least.
★Here it is: The Jacoban Anti-Culture Manifesto.  I should read this.
★Excellent. Now I will force people to wear them&  especially those who are wearing the outfits I find most offensive.
★Excellent, those uniforms will quash modern culture. Still more to do&
★"I will tell them what to believe."
★ Money is this man's language. He can go spend it on the harlots he's dressing up.
★Give the Magnate of Garb ｧ100
★ I won't feel comfortable here until it has a touch of Jacoban faith. Even then, it will still smell like rotting peasants.
★Spike the Well with Jacoban Faith
★ Time to see if I've protected our religion from the harmful modern culture today's generation gropes around in.
★Hold an Anti-Culture Sermon
★ The hourglass and spectacles belong with other waste.
★Desecrate the Contraband in a Chamberpot
★ I'll send out a scary proclamation that condemns the evils of modern culture.
★Mail Out a Scary Anti-culture Proclamation
★ I'll send out a very funny proclamation that condemns the evils of modern culture.
★Mail Out a Humorous Anti-culture Proclamation
★ SimTitle1 understands my place in the kingdom. If I want liquor to be illegal, it will be done.
★Petition SimTitle1 to Outlaw Liquor
★ If something serious is taking place, the leader of the Jacoban church will have hidden a secret directive for me.
★Check for Secret Directives at Messenger Post
★ Spectacles are only good for helping one see distractions away from the Jacoban faith!
★Retrieve Spectacles from Sea Captain's Ship
★ The more time he spends making my uniforms, the less time he's handing out revealing clothing to the town.
★Wait String0 for Uniforms to be Ready
★Find out what the citizens want, and destroy it.
★This liquor was made especially for SimTitle0's congregation, as a unique gift of faith that the Peteran religion will get more exciting.
★Drum of SimFirstName0's Faith  Liquor
★This is what the elite of TownName drink, ever since last Tuesday. Sure to be popular in today's culture.
★Drum of Executioner's Mark  Liquor
★The most stylish silks woven from the mulberry silkworm. Their touch welcomes the skin like the gentle under-fur of a newborn dire chinchilla.
★Fashionable Silk
★These robes were made with fine mulberry silk, a keen eye for fashion, and love.
★Bundle of Believer Robes
★ Faith Baste  is a journey into the heart and soul of today's popular culture in a seamless embrace with Peteran faith.
★Stack of New Novel: Faith Baste
★Cultural Faire
★Ask for Help with Religious Fashion
★"If I want my congregation to be happy, I'll need to get some better religious attire for them. Something with pizzazz."
★Ask SimTitle2 to Help with Religious Fashion
★Ask about Desires
★ I will ask those of waning faith about what they desire in life. I need to understand those I preach to, or I preach to the buttresses.
★Ask about Desires (0/4)
★Ask about Desires (1/4)
★Ask about Desires (2/4)
★Ask about Desires (3/4)
★Give a Book, Booze, and Believer Robe
★ Time to hand all this awesome culture out to the faithless! My congregation will soon be healed.
★Hand out Books, Booze, and Believer Robes (0/4)
★Hand out Books, Booze, and Believer Robes (1/4)
★Hand out Books, Booze, and Believer Robes (2/4)
★Hand out Books, Booze, and Believer Robes (3/4)
★Consult the Magnate of Liquor
★Ask for Popular Liquor
★ Beer and wine are old news. Liquor is in, according to my congregation.
★"I should ask the Magnate of Liquor for the most popular brand."
★Consult the Magnate of Literature
★ Maybe SimTitle2 can give me advice on how to make my sermons more like the great stories of the world.
★Ask to Bolster Sermon Attendance
★ If I can raise attendance for one sermon, then I can appeal to the attendees for thoughts on how to be more interesting.
★Ask SimTitle2 to Bolster Sermon Attendance
★Commission Stylish Garments for Peterans
★ I need to take this silk to the illustrious Magnate of Garb and ask for stylish garments for the new Peteran faith.
★Commission the Magnate of Garb
★Give Bundle of Believer Robes
★ I've done what I can. SimTitle2 needs to fix the rest of her problems on her own.
★Give Believer Robes to SimTitle2
★Pick up Completed Garments
★Pick up Clothing from the Magnate of Garb
★Convince to Attend Sermon
★Hype the Sermon Up
★ I promised SimTitle1 I would help. Her sermon better be good&
★Convince Townsfolk to Attend Sermon (0/4)
★Convince Townsfolk to Attend Sermon (1/4)
★Convince Townsfolk to Attend Sermon (2/4)
★Convince Townsfolk to Attend Sermon (3/4)
★Hype the Sermon to Townsfolk (0/4)
★Hype the Sermon to Townsfolk (1/4)
★Hype the Sermon to Townsfolk (2/4)
★Hype the Sermon to Townsfolk (3/4)
★ This faire is a celebration of non-religious ideas. It scares me, but I should go. It's taking place in town square.
★Visit Cultural Faire
★ Time to really see if I've been able to make a connection with my congregation through today's culture.
★Hold a Sermon about New Peteran Faith
★ I'll use my priest's archive to write a novel of faith related to the issues today's generation struggles with.
★Write a Book of New Peteran Faith
★Get Stylish Silks from Village