★"I'll need SimTitle1 to make my crucible while I'm gathering other ingredients."
★Give Recipe to SimTitle1
★Give Ingredients
★"My part is done. Now to get these ingredients to SimTitle1 so that she can do the final crafting."
★Give Ingredients to SimTitle1
★"I should return to SimTitle0 with this Cruddium so we can test the transmutative properties of the stone!"
★Go to the Smithy
★"If I am to create the first philosopher's stone, I'll need to come up with some amazing new breakthrough. Hopefully studying the archives will inspire me."
★Research for String0
★"Azurite's the only metal that can stand up to the heat that SimTitle2 needs."
★Craft an Azurite Crucible
★"Everyone knows that the philosopher's stone can turn even the most humble metal into gold. I just need some Cruddium to try it on."
★Acquire 1000 Cruddium
★"Stocking the forge with phosphorous is the only thing I can think of that would achieve the temperatures that SimTitle2 needs."
★Obtain 1000 Phosphorous Ore (Have 1001)
★"I guess I have everything now. Better not mess this up..."
★Craft the Philosopher's Stone
★"I'm so close I can almost taste it. The next thing I need to do is to make the transmuting agent to unlock the power of the cockatrice egg!'
★Craft Transmuting Agent
★What should SimTitle0 do with the stone?
★"I would feel irresponsible if I didn't use this stone to make gobs of money."
★"This stone has an ancient and sacred purpose: to give me incredible power."
★Alright, wizard. I guess it's time for me to do my part.
★Curse those carnivorous beasts! They gave me a nasty gash, but at least I managed to get away with two precious eggs.
★Another step in the process complete!
★Much better! Now I won't die of an infected cockatrice bite.
★Alright, now to turn this Cruddium into precious gold! Back to the smith!
★The thought dawned on SimTitle0: why couldn't she be the one to discover the recipe to create the philosopher's stone? So what if most reasonable wizards considered the feat to be impossible.It would only take one amazing, unprecedented breakthrough.
★Now that's a mighty fine crucible, if I do say so myself.
★Phew! Now that's a hot furnace!
★That's it! Why hadn't I ever thought of it before? A cockatrice egg subjected to incredibly high temperatures could surely be forged into a magical stone. But I'll need help with the forging process while I try to find an egg.
★Alright, wizard. Here's your stone. Now what do you want to do with it?
★This should be enough phosphorus to use as some sort of super-coal.
★I'll do it, SimTitle0, but I'll need some time. We'll need special fuel to reach the temperatures you're asking for, and I'll need to craft a special crucible capable of withstanding the heat.
★"There is no innovation without new technology."
★"'Impossible' never stopped me before."
★"The most dangerous part of this endeavor might be finding the cockatrice egg. Cockatrices are fiendishly protective beasts..."
★Hunt for Cockatrice
★"Now to fire up the furnace to maximum heat with this phosphorous super coal."
★Stock Forge with Super Coal
★"Perhaps a far away land will hold the crucible recipe I seek."
★Travel to Outskirt
★"I'll need a capable blacksmith to help me forge a crucible, and of course, the stone itself. Fortunately, I know just the woman for the job."
★Chat with SimTitle1
★TownName has failed to uncover the secrets of the philosopher's stone. Maybe it really is impossible after all...
★SimTitle0 became the first wizard to successfully unlock the secrets of the philosopher's stone (with the incidental help of SimTitle1). Unfortunately, it was destroyed in the process. But SimFirstName0 reaped valuable rewards, and of course, everlasting fame.
★Primary Hero:" Wizard (Lv 5+)-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:" Blacksmith
★Only with the aid of a resourceful and discrete blacksmith will a wizard be able to craft the stone. Such an unprecedented accomplishment requires the perfect blend of technology and magic. (A Legendary Trait is available in this quest)
★Legends told of a fabulous stone that could cure all ailments, grant immortality, and transmute base metals into gold. Only the most powerful of wizards could even attempt to craft such a powerful object. The time had come for SimTitle0 to create that stone.
★The Philosopher's Stone
★Test
★PhysicianTest
★PhysicianTest
★Find the Cure
★Like the other 85% of the patients you have attended over time, SimFirstName0 has died. Perhaps the operation wasn't a total success.
★SimFirstName0 has been saved from certain death thanks to you! Their Majesty will never forget the service you have performed for your country on this day! Bravo.
★An enemy assasin got too close during the swordfight and was able to slip the Monarch an unknown poison! Will the Ruler be able to survive this attack?
★Poisoned Monarch!
★Outmaneuver
★Seduce
★Letters from Crafthole and Tredony
★A handful of political missives regarding the supply of food to Effenmont.
★Give Evidence
★"SimTitle1 will certainly want to see this..."
★Give Evidence to SimTitle1
★Ask SimTitle1 for Change
★Conspire With
★"I'll need my spy's help to find damaging information I can use against SimFirstName2."
★Conspire with SimTitle1
★Blackmail
★"With this new evidence, I should be able to bend SimTitle1 to my will!"
★Blackmail SimTitle1
★Taunt
★Report
★"SimTitle1 should find this interesting..."
★Report to SimTitle1
★"Now to seal the deal with SimTitle1, and with Effenmont!"
★Get Married to SimTitle1
★"How can SimFirstName1 resist me now?"
★Get Betrothed to SimTitle1
★"Getting SimFirstName1 mad at me will irritate her into making mistakes."
★Become String0 to SimTitle1
★"A marriage to SimTitle1 would forge a strong alliance with Effenmont. I'll have to meet this SimFirstName1."
★Introduce Yourself to SimName1
★"I'll stick to my target like glue."
★Watch SimTitle1
★TownName has failed to secure an alliance with Effenmont. Perhaps someone needs to be a little more ruthless.
★With the aid of SimTitle1, SimTitle0 executed a stunning campaign of seduction which swiftly caused her victim to succumb. Effenmont and TownName were soon joined as allies by the bonds of matrimony.
★Primary Hero:" Monarch (Unmarried)-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:" Spy
★There, I think everything is now in order. It is time to present my case to SimTitle0. She will be mine!
★Bah! SimTitle0, you are so infuriating sometimes!
★Apparently Effenmont is completely dependent upon its ranger corps for both self-defense and food supply. Interesting...
★Well done, SimTitle0! This information will be SimFirstName1's undoing.
★The message from SimTitle0 was vague. She just wanted to speak with SimTitle1 about a matter of some delicacy. Apparently there was an opportunity for an alliance with Effenmont.
★What- How did you- Oh, I see it all now. What a masterful campaign you've been waging against me, SimTitle0. I'm impressed. Very impressed. In fact, I've never been so attracted to anyone before.
★How can I deny such a master tactician, SimTitle0? With your cunning and savvy at the throne, TownName would surely make an excellent ally for Effenmont. And myself, I am helpless to resist your charms.
★SimTitle1 announces that she has no intent to marry SimName2! We'll see about that...
★Very well, SimTitle2. I'll see what information I can uncover about SimTitle1.
★Apparently SimTitle1 is trying to contact Gastrobury in order to secure food supplies. I wonder if she has any incriminating evidence on her...
★"My skills are useful in any situation."
★The Mastermind
★"Maybe I can intercept whatever message SimTitle1 is waiting for..."
★Check for Secret Drop in Messenger Post
★"Trying to find out about Effenmont's weaknesses might be helpful."
★Perform Political Research
★"Passing an edict restricting food trade to Effenmont would put the pressure on..."
★Pass an Edict
★Aha! This would put Effenmont in quite a pickle!
★"What would a guerilla assault on Effenmont's borders look like? Something to hamstring both their defenses and food supply, perhaps."
★Plan an Attack on Effenmont
★Apparently SimTitle1 has been calling for aid from Tredony and Crafthole behind SimTitle2's back! SimFirstName2 won't be pleased about this...
★"I'll see if SimTitle1 has any incriminating evidence."
★Pickpocket SimTitle1
★"My advisor wants to see me. Something about a political opportunity...?"
★Chat with SimTitle1
★"I'll have to learn more about SimFirstName1 before I can plan my approach."
★Get to Know SimTitle1
★"Now it's time to blow SimFirstName1 away with my kingdom's military might!"
★Defeat SimTitle1 at Military Strategy (Practice)
★Hmmm... she certainly seems to be interested in the messenger post. I wonder if she's waiting for an important message.
★The heir to the throne of Effenmont may not be easily persuaded. But political savvy and underhanded tactics may win the day.
★A fancy dessert, set aside as a gift.
★Royal Custard
★This flower has been set aside as a gift.
★Special Flower
★"Almost like taking candy from a baby..."
★"SimTitle1 will be interested in my findings..."
★"Haha, success! Now to make her check her purse..."
★"I'll need the help of SimTitle1 if I am to seduce SimFirstName2 properly."
★Ask for Change
★Conspire With
★Give Flowers
★"Now to present SimTitle1 with this worthy gift."
★Give Flowers to SimTitle1
★Woo
★"Now that my gift has been accepted, it's time to let SimFirstName1 know what I have in mind for her."
★Woo SimTitle2
★Give Custard
★"Now to present SimTitle1 with this worthy gift."
★Give Custard to SimTitle1
★Announce Intention to Woo
★Announce Intention to Woo to SimTitle1
★Ask about Effenmont
★Ask SimTitle1 about Effenmont
★"Maybe if I befriend SimTitle1, I can learn more about SimTitle2's schedule."
★Become String0 to SimTitle1
★"My plot worked! SimTitle1 is so impressed! Now it's time to strike."
★"Now that SimTitle2 is out of the way, it's time to move in!"
★Become String0 to SimTitle1
★"Time to track down SimFirstName0 to further my campaign of conquest."
★Ah, there she is. I just need SimFirstName1 to distract her guard before I can make my move.
★Go to the Forest
★This custard looks almost too good to eat.
★"Sweets are the way into anyone's heart!"
★Have Royal Custard in Inventory(prepared in oven)
★"Bon bons can't hold a candle to a good Royal Custard! Of course, I'll need to shop for ingredients and find an oven I can use..."
★This bloom I have is sweeter than all others. What a delightful symbol of love's sweet blossoming.
★"Surely SimFirstName2 would appreciate a few lovely blooms."
★Pick Wildflowers
★Who should SimTitle0 seduce?
★How should SimTitle0 seduce SimTitle1?
★What should SimTitle0 give SimTitle1?
★"Some nice flowers always do the trick."
★"Food! Food and love both stimulate the same muscles, after all."
★TownName has failed to secure an alliance with Effenmont. Perhaps someone needs practice their seduction skills...
★With the aid of SimTitle1, SimTitle0 executed a stunning campaign of seduction which swiftly caused his victim to succumb. Effenmont and TownName were soon joined as allies by the bonds of matrimony.
★Primary Hero:" Monarch (Unmarried)-------------------------------------Secondary Hero:" Knight" Spy
★The forest, you say? SimTitle0, I'll need you to watch my flanks.
★Curses! That damned SimFirstName0 is always lurking about, spoiling my attempts to woo SimTitle1. I'll need SimTitle2 to distract her..
★Aye, SimTitle0. You want me to find out where SimTitle1 will be? Her guard would know, wouldn't she?
★Hmmm... I just caught something about a walk in the woods. We can probably follow SimTitle0 to SimTitle1.
★Hmm... I can't be seen snooping around SimFirstName0. Good thing I have someone to assist me in these important affairs of state.
★I'm sorry, SimTitle0, I just don't think I should let myself be around you. I... I think I need some time away... to clear my head.
★Ah, SimTitle0. Yes, Effenmont is in a precarious political situation, and is in need of a strong ally. We could gain their loyalty if you were to marry one of their twin heirs. Who shall it be, SimTitle0?
★I have always had a thing for Effenmont women...
★I have always had a thing for Effenmont men...
★I have always had a thing for Effenmont men...
★It's nice to meet you too, SimTitle0. I am greatly enjoying this little trip to TownName. Your people have been most welcoming.
★I think we have a lot in common, SimTitle0. But you should know that although my parents wish it, I have no intention of marrying you.
★Playing hard to get, eh? No matter, a thoughtful gift will earn me a place in her heart.
★Reject me, will she? She clearly doesn't know who she's dealing with. The hunt is on! With the help of my trusty spy, I will bring down my prey!
★Ha ha! Good one, SimFirstName0!
★Sure thing, friend... wait, what? I seem to have misplaced my purse. Hang on, I'll have to go look for it...
★Oh, ick. I think I got blood on my uniform. I'll have to go wash this off. SimTitle0 hates it when I don't look presentable.
★What- what is this? SimFirstName0, protect me!
★Oh, SimFirstName0! You protected my honor! I've never felt like this for anyone else!
★I am most impressed with your perseverance, SimFirstName0, but I just don't think of you as a potential mate.
★Oh yes, SimFirstName0! Let's unite TownName and Effenmont with our marriage!"
★Why thank you, SimFirstName0. This looks delicious!
★I'm sorry, but flowers just aren't my thing.
★Hmmm... maybe I should have tried giving her food. Who doesn't like pastries?
★The Accomplice
★"I will use my charm for the good of the kingdom."
★The Seducer
★"I am a master tactician in battles of the heart."
★Nice work, SimFirstName3. Time to make my move...
★"Bah! I hate waiting!"
★Wait for SimTitle2 to Leave
★Woo SimTitle1
★"Looks like SimTitle3 isn't doing so hot. I'll threaten SimTitle2 so that SimFirstName3 can play the hero."
★Threaten SimTitle2
★Challenge SimTitle1 to a Duel
★"Alright, time to make this look convincing..."
★Brawl with SimTitle2
★"I'll have to distract SimTitle2 so SimTitle3 can get close to SimTitle4. Do I know any good jokes?"
★Tell Joke to SimTitle2
★"This SimFirstName1 seems like an intriguing match. I better get to know her so I can plan my approach."
★"I should see what opportunity my advisor has in mind."
★Chat with SimTitle1
★"Maybe I can trick this guard into leaving if she thinks she lost her purse."
★Pickpocket SimTitle1
★"If I can lurk around SimTitle1 long enough, I'm sure to discover SimTitle2's whereabouts."
★Eavesdrop on SimTitle1
★A match with the heir to the throne of Effenmont is of the utmost importance. Seduction might be the best tool to secure this important alliance.
★The territory of Effenmont was politically weak, and needed a strong ally. The twin heirs to the Effenmont throne were of marriageable age, and would make a good match for a monarch looking to gain power...
★A Political Marriage
★With a wave of diseased refugees poised to break over TownName, preparations had to be made to stave off a health catastrophe of pandemic proportions.
★Practice Sword Fighting
★The annual Combat Tournament is approaching quickly. SimFirstName0 want to get some practice in before the big day.
★Preparing for the Tournament
★Get a new sword
★Intimidate Competition
★Practice Sparring
★Primary Hero:" Knight
★Your attempt to procure a new weapon was an utterly complete failure. Maybe you should stick to something more akin to your skill level. Thumb wrestling perhaps?
★Your new weapon is sure to gain you a competitive edge in the Hack N' Slash Tournament. It is a beautiful metalworking accomplishment by any standard of measure.
★Hardened Smithy
★Arcane Inscriptor
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★Royal Sword Seeker
★Wanted: A Righteous Weapon
★Doomblade Harbringer
★Primary Hero:" Spy
★The glint of light reflected from freshly forged steel, the exquisite curve of the blade, the majestic ornaments attached to the hilt...Procurring a shiny new weapon for the tournament will not only woo and wow the crowd, but also strike fear into the hearts of all opposition.
★Instead of shaking with fear, your competitors are shaking with giggles. Your tough-guy routine was laughably bad. Better watch out - you're considered an easy mark now.
★Primary Hero:" Knight
★Your competitors are shaking in their boots. They'll certainly approach you carefully on the battlefield. Their hesitation may provide a useful advantage in the upcoming Hack 'N Slash tourney.
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★"I'm a cold-blooded killer"
★"Who dares to beat ME?"
★"Tis Better to be Feared than Loved"
★"I'll backstab your face!"
★Primary Hero:" Spy
★Fear is a valuable weapon on the battlefield. It reduces your opponent's effectiveness; makes them doubt themselves andf their actions - if even for only a fraction of a second. If you can instill fear in your enemy before combat even begins, you'll have a huge advantage.
★Swallow your pride and suck up to the Knight. They'll train their friends, but no one else. It's worth the training. (After all, you can always stab their back later)
★Become Friends with the Knight
★The Spy won't respond to a friendly combat challenge. Perhaps you can anger them into fighting instead.
★Become Enemies with the Spy
★Primary Hero:" Knight
★Gosh! What a waste of time. You may as well drop out of the tournament. Unless, of course, you WANT the entire Kingdom to watch you get repeatedly clobbered.
★Honorable Fighter
★Sneaky Backstabber
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★I excel in hit-and-run tactics, but don't normally find myself squaring off in on-on-one combat. Perhaps the Knight can give me some pointers.
★I should seek out the Monarch first to rate their current skill and make sure that I perform only slightly better. I mustn't make Royalty look bad by comparison.
★Whew! That was a great session. I feel sharp and ready as ever. But there is more to swordplay than fair fighting. I should seek out a little practice on the finer points of espionage.
★Ha! This Knightly fool just showed me several key tactics that I can modify to my sneaky combat style. I'll seek out a new opponent to apply and fine tune these learnings. I've as good as won this thing already!
★What a great, honorable fight! That certainly warmed up my blood! It's time to practice handling a 'not-so-honorable' opponent. Now where is that Spy?
★Whew! My sword arm is sore and tired. I think that's enough practice for one day. I've picked up some great tricks. While everything is still fresh in my mind, I should sit on my throne and reflect on my learnings.
★Blast it! The Spy doesn't want to fight. How sneaky! They're just afraid that I'll discover all of the guild's tricks! Fine - if the Spy doesn't want a friendly match maybe they'll respond to some goading instead!
★Unbelievable! Apparently, I'm not "well known enough" to be honored with a sparring session. What a stuck up Knight!
★Seek out your throne to meditate on today's combat lessons.
★Sit on Throne
★If you want to challenge the Monarch to a duel you'll have to follow the proper social etiquette first.
★Kneel Before the Monarch
★The Monarch has excellent sword skills. A practice session should yield very interesting results. A good match up! I'll show my respect and ask if Their Highness is interested.
★Kneel Before Throne
★"Whose gonna fight me?"
★"Backstabbing IS honorable"
★"I'll command the best training"
★This exercise was a complete success. You're in top fighting shape and ready tear apart the competition!
★Royal Commander
★Primary Hero:" Spy
★Your Liege is happy to accomodate your request. Whenever you're ready to practice just issue a formal challenge.
★Challenge Monarch to a Duel
★Go find your top Knight and command him to practice with you! There are few who could be considered better teachers in the art of war.
★Chat with the Knight
★You're on good enough terms with the Knight to challenge them to a friendly sparring match. Learn as much as you can - who knows how long you can keep this friendly charade going!
★Challenge Knight to a Duel
★Ha ha ha! The Spy is spitting mad now and looking to brawl. Faciliate their desire!
★Challenge Spy to a Duel
★Find the Spy and convince them to practice sparring with you. Be warned though; their very nature is secretive and elusive - it may not be so easy to study their techniques.
★Chat with the Spy
★The Spy has humbly (and wisely) chosen to reveal the guild's tricks of the trade. A demonstration will be given as we spar. I feel so wonderfully wicked already!
★Challenge Spy to a Duel
★The Knight is the most knowledgeable brawler in town. If I ask politely I may get a sparring session.
★Chat with the Knight
★Challenge the Knight to a Duel
★Approach the spy and let them know what you're up to. You want to practice fighting dirty without other sims know what's really going on. Any little edge can tilt the odds towards victory.
★Chat with the Spy
★The Monarch is more than happy to engage in a little rough-and-tumble swordfight. Go sharpen your skills!
★Challenge Monarch to a Duel
★Your modified techniques are even better than first anticipated. You're going to be THE sim to beat in the upcoming competition.
★Sim-to-Sim combat is by far the most popular and entertaining venue of the tournament. It wouldn't be a bad idea to brush up your combat skills and spar with the other warriors currently in town.
★More than anything else, Sims love to come to the Tournament and watch world-class swordplay. I better seek out seasoned veterans to spar with.
★My mind is reeling with all the cunning techniques I've experienced today. I can't wait to show off in the tournament!
★Excellent! Our compatriot is always ready and willing to participate in battle. I must pay attention to his form to gain some combat insight.
★That was a great workout - just what I needed to gain an edge in the upcoming "Hack 'N Slash" tournament! I'm ready to bust skulls and crush some faces (all in the name of friendly competition, of course).
★The annual Hack n' Slash Combat Tournament is coming up soon and participants will surely be in top shape to impress the crowd. No time like the present for a little training.
★Prepping for the Tournament
★Discipline
★Educate
★Curse Victim
★With a combination of guile and inspiration, SimTitle0 reformed the crude peasants. Their manners improved somewhat, to the relief of TownName's more sensitive residents.
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★"Will these unruly people listen to reason?"Peasants Asked: 1
★Ask to Behave
★Spit Furiously on this Peasant
★Tell Peasant to Behave
★"Will these unruly people listen to reason?"Peasants Asked: 2
★Ask 3 Peasants to Behave
★"Will these unruly people listen to reason?"Peasants Asked: 0
★"Will these unruly people listen to reason?"Peasants Asked: 1
★Designate this peasant as The Victim
★"One of these peasants will serve as an example to the others... but who?"
★Designate a Victim
★Curse with the Watcher's Wrath
★Curse another Peasant for "Good Measure"
★"It is time for the peasants to receive their punishment!"
★Curse the Victim
★Spit Furiously on this Peasant
★"Now let's see if my message was received."
★Demand Apology from Peasants
★Ask Peasants to Behave (1 Remaining)
★Ask Peasants to Behave (2 Remaining)
★Ask Peasants to Behave (1 Remaining)
★Mark this Peasant as Victim
★"Who shall my victim be...? This will be a fabulous lesson to teach."
★Mark One of the Peasants as Victim
★Ask this Peasant to Behave
★"It wouldn't hurt to ask politely, would it?"Peasants Asked: 0/3
★"It wouldn't hurt to ask politely, would it?"Peasants Asked: 1/3
★"It wouldn't hurt to ask politely, would it?"Peasants Asked: 2/3
★"I have some holy saliva with a peasant's name on it, and leftover bits of chicken liver IN it."
★"I have some musical saliva with a peasant's name on it, and leftover bits of cod spleen IN it."
★Ask the Peasants to Behave
★"Spit Furiously" on a Peasant
★Smite with the Watcher's Wrath
★Smite another Peasant for "Good Measure"
★"It is time for the peasants to feel the wrath of The Watcher!"
★Smite Victim
★Request Apology
★"The first thing to do will be to lower this peasant's defenses through many strong drinks..."
★Get Victim Sloshed
★"Now to make this arse my enemy...if they ever regain consciousness."
★Make Victim an Enemy
★"Oh, Watcher, grant me Your aid in smiting my enemy to serve as an example to others."
★Reflect on The Watcher to Smite
★"The Watcher will calm me and give me strength to deal with these rude peasants."Time Remaining: String0
★Reflect on The Watcher for 1 Hour
★Pray for 1 Hour
★"Oh, Watcher, grant me Your aid in cursing my enemy to serve as an example to others."
★Ask Watcher to Curse
★With the intimidating presence of The Watcher behind her, SimTitle0 reformed the crude peasants. Their manners improved somewhat, much to the auditory and olfactory relief of TownName's more sensitive residents.
★Primary Hero:" Jacoban Priest
★What should SimTitle0 do to her victim?
★How violent of a beating should SimTitle0 give?
★How should SimTitle0 try to get rid of the peasants?"
★"I want to pummel this louse, but how tough do I wanna be?"
★How much time should SimTitle0 give the peasants to absorb the lesson?
★"Watcher, hear my humble plea: kill this louse."
★"I don't care if I'm arrested, I'll give that peasant a sound thrashing!"
★"I'll spit in their faces!"
★Fist fight, at the risk of being arrested.
★"I'll give them until the morning to give the message some time to sink in."
★"Watcher, please give this uncouth dullard some kind of terrible curse."
★"Let's keep it civilized. I don't want to draw the constable's ire."
★"I'll just shoo them away."
★Get in a less violent brawl.
★"My message was clear. No wait is necessary."
★"Let's see if the peasants learn some respect for The Watcher now."
★Wait until Morning
★"Let's see if the peasants learn some respect for The Watcher now."
★Wait until Morning
★Why don't YOU behave? Yeah, I told you!
★"I will not stand for this! I'll have these people out of here right now!"
★I can't take all this rudeness. I need a drink.
★My patience is growing thin... what should I do?
★I feel like I'm covered in peasant filth and rudeness. I need to wash off.
★I'm cleaner, but still peeved. I need a drink.
★I especially like the line, "Once upon a midday dreary, I pummeled the cheap and now I'm cheery."
★Take pride in cleanliness! Cleanliness is Watcherness! Take heed!
★*Yaaaawwwn. BURP!*
★Well, that was fun. Now it's time to get nasty. But how? Decisions, decisions...
★Leave? Everyone is supposed to be welcome in a church. You're a rude jerk, you know that?
★BWUH?! Guess I'd best watch my manners around these parts!
★Oh really, is that what happened? By The Watcher! I should probably mind my p's and q's...
★All right, I'll sink to their level. Desperate times.
★Nothing's working... and I feel like I'm covered in peasanty filth and rudeness. I need to wash off.
★That's it! I've had it with these peasants and their disruptions. The Watcher will not stand for this behavior. I've got to get these people out of my church!
★Now that should really get the point across. Thy Watcher's will be done.
★Oooohhh... my... *BuRRuRp!*
★Ahaha! That wush a goooood one! *BUUUUURP!*
★Ah... The Watcher has shown me the way. I must make an example of one of these peasants, so the rest may fall in line.Now, who should I begin with?
★That peasant really had it coming. More importantly, this will make an epic poem.
★That's it! I'm outta here.
★My favorite line is, "Once upon a midday dreary, I pummeled the cheap and now I'm cheery!"
★We are gathered here today to point fingers at those among us who are rude and vile!
★*BuuUUuUuurrrPPppp!*
★Aw, leave off, will ya? I don't think The Watcher gives a fig about us fartin' and belchin', SimTitle0.
★Some of us have had enough of SimTitle1. Who elected her queen, anyway?
★Fine! I don't even want to be in your stupid church. It... smells! Yeah, that's it.
★That's it, I'll just shoo them right out of here.
★Stone drunk already? Oh this is going to be good.
★Fine. I'll just shoo them right out of here.
★AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!! Scorpions in my intestines!!!
★Ewww, gross!... Nice one! Keep up the good work.
★I'm getting an idea... That bloke Shaxbury wrote all sorts of plays about humiliating and ruining people. Maybe studying his plays will give me some ideas on how to destroy these peasants.
★I'm getting an idea... That bloke Shaxbury wrote all sorts of plays with characters who got humiliated and who then served as lessons for others.
★The Watcher will continue to punish those who burp and fart and expel other messes in public!
★*Faaaaaaaaarrrrt!*
★SimTitle0 was down. All she wanted was a nice, peaceful drink in the tavern. But hooligans and ne'er-do-wells were always ruining it with their farts, belches, and cries of "Play Chartreusesleeves again!"SimFirstName0 had had enough. It was time to strike back.
★SimTitle0 was down. All she wanted was a nice, peaceful drink in the tavern. But hooligans and ne'er-do-wells were always ruining it with their farts, belches, and cries of "Play Chartreusesleeves again!""I know," she said. "Some lute practice will cheer me up!"
★Oh, hello there. Yes, you'll do nicely... Oh, nothing!
★This peasant isn't worth a trip to the stocks. I'll just get in a mild brawl.
★I don't care if I get arrested, this peasant deserves the worst.
★I'll just brawl the stinking peasant. No need to tarnish my own image and risk the stocks.
★I really don't like the way you're looking at me like that.
★I... can't... take it anymore! These... peasants! I must... must... seek guidance from The Watcher.
★Oi! How's this for behaving? Har har!
★This peasant is definitely worth a quick trip to the stocks, if that's what it comes to.
★What is this feeling? Oh no, I've been cursed...? O Watcher, I'm sorry!
★O Watcher, I'm sorry! Nooooo!
★The Watcher forgives you now.
★I think the peasants have had long enough to let fear sink in. Time to try another sermon.
★These peasants are imbeciles. They need time to consider the consequences of what they've done.
★Oh, yes, I think I've made my message as clear as a dagger in the eye.
★There! You see what happens? THAT'S what happens!
★UP YOURS! VERILY!
★Fine, if these people won't behave, at least I can throw them out of my church!
★Now this is really irritating me. I'll just have to ask these people to leave.
★Times had been difficult for SimTitle0 lately. Her sermons had been well attended, as always, yet the congregation didn't seem as attentive. Some of the more... peasanty of the congregation had been disruptive, and chatted or belched during the sermons.Regardless, SimFirstName0 intended to carry on.
★Who do you think you are? Oh, the priest? Well, up yours!
★After reading for a time, SimTitle0 had it. In "Much Ado About Peasants," the leader of the peasant rabble was tricked and beaten, which served as an example to the others. Now, who should she make an example of?
★After reading for a time, SimTitle0 had it. In "Much Ado About Peasants," the leader of the peasant rabble was tricked and beaten, which served as an example to the others.It was clear: she would have to invent a new role for herself: Peasant Bodo.
★I'm tired of working so hard for so little!
★Aw... why you gotta go and ruin our fun for? *BUrRrrRrp*
★We wasn't doin' nothing wrong, was we?
★I'm pretty sick of the way things are being run, I am.
★Wha? I thought this was a publicke house. YOU get out!
★So yeah. We wanted to say sorry for being so disruptive in church and stuff. We'll be good, we promise.
★Thank you, O Watcher. I won't let you down!
★Thank you, O Watcher. I will use this power wisely.
★We're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry. We'll be good, we promise!
★"I'll not have that kind of behavior in MY tavern."
★"These peasants must obey The Watcher's will."
★"And now, I think, for a sermon on the punishment that befalls those who misbehave in the eyes of The Watcher."
★Give Sermon
★"That Shaxbury was a genius for plays on humiliating people..."
★Research the Archives
★"That Shaxbury was a genius for instructive fables on behavior modification through social castigation."
★Dye Cloth (In Fireplace) to make Commoner's Cloth
★Research Shaxbury for 1 Hour
★There! What a brilliant piece of onomatopoeia. This will teach those peasants a lesson.
★"Now for the masterstroke: writing a bit of crude doggerel all about the crude peasant's comeuppance! This should convince the peasants to behave, at least in my tavern!"
★Write Poem of Rude Peasant's Defeat
★"Today's sermon had better go smoother than last time..."
★Give Sermon
★Give Sermon
★"I need to think about this. And by 'think', I mean 'drink.'"
★Get a Drink
★Get a Celebratory Drink!
★"Now that's more like it. Time to enjoy some peace and quiet with a nice drink."
★"And now it is time, I think, for a well-earned drink."
★"Time to put the smack down."
★Win a Fist Fight against Victim
★Brawl with the Victim
★"I've got to get these... people out of here!"
★Shoo the Peasants
★Shoo 3 Peasants (1 Remaining)
★Shoo 3 Peasants (2 Remaining)
★Brawl with the Victim
★"I can't stand having these... hoodlums in my church!"Peasants Shooed: 1/3
★"I can't stand having these... people in my church!"Peasants Shooed: 0/3
★"I can't stand having these... people in my church!"Peasants Shooed: 2/3
★Shoo all the Peasants
★"I can't stand having these... louts in my church!"Peasants Shooed: 0
★"I can't stand having these... hooligans in my church!"Peasants Shooed: 2
★Perform Poem to Victim's Friends (1 Remaining)
★"Let's see how these peasants respond to my masterful little ditty."Poems Performed: 0/2
★Perform Poem to Victim's Friends
★"Let's see how these peasants respond to my masterful little ditty."Poems Performed: 1/2
★Poor behavior must be punished swiftly and surely.
★Go to Town Square
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★test
★Discuss Eating Trash and Sleeping in Alleys
★Spit Humorously in Peasant's Face
★Give this Peasant a Big, Sloppy Smooch
★"Now to take on my new role: Bodo the Peasant."
★Wear Disguise
★"Now to make myself a scene of utter depravity."
★Get Drunk
★Get SimTitle0 Sloshed
★"Now that I've killed them, I'm going to need to clean up their bodies. Over a few drinks, of course."
★Clean up Peasant Corpses
★"Now to finally get that drink in peace."
★Enjoy the Tavern without Peasants
★"Getting to know these people may help me understand their rude behavior."
★Befriend a Peasant
★"Shaxbury was such a master. How did he know so much about peasants?"Time remaining: String0
★"This should take my mind off those vile peasants."Time Remaining: String0
★Practice Lute for 1 Hour
★"First I'll need to create an adequate diguise so that I can appear to be one the common folk."
★How should SimTitle0 deal with the rude peasants?
★How should SimTitle0 stoop to their level?
★How should SimTitle0 ask the peasants to behave?
★What should SimTitle0 do?
★What should SimTitle0 wish for?
★"This is going to hurt, but it will really add to the pathos of the role."
★Lose a Fist Fight
★"I'll try my luck at the wishing well!"
★"I'll spit in one of their faces. Gross!"
★"Politeness is always the best policy."
★Lose Temper and Lash Out
★"I wish the peasants would just leave town." (Small Wish)
★"I'll just confront the peasants."
★"I'll give one of them a big, sloppy smooch. They won't expect THAT."
★"I should fight fire with fire. I'll be rude!"
★Try to Solve the Problem
★"I wish the peasants would die miserably." (Big Wish)
★Bodo the Peasant
★No one was able to improve the manners of the populace. The peasants continue to aggravate their betters with their crude antics.
★With a combination of persuasion and cunning, SimTitle0 reformed the crude peasants. Their manners improved somewhat, to the relief of TownName's more sensitive residents.
★Primary Hero:" Peteran Priest
★I think Bodo is my best dramatic creation yet!
★Wow, thanks, these clothes are great! My friends would sure like some new clothes, too, if you have the spare time.
★Ah, yes! It's so clear now: I need to walk amongst these folk and learn their ways in order to discover why they behave so poorly.
★I have forgiven them, so we can start anew in our relations.
★I think I saw one of them try to use this thing as a chamberpot. Totally inexcusable.
★Ugh, despicable.
★Phew! That's quite a stench! No matter, it will only enhance my disguise.
★Yes, I think they'll listen if I show them some respect.
★"I don't know, Bodo. Something doesn't seem right about you."
★Bwah... you is usin' some big words, Bodo.
★What happened...?
★Ugh. Well, if I must, I will give one of them a big, sloppy, dripping, wet ol' smoocheroo.
★Ah yes, and in the end, the peasants learn their lesson!
★Ow! The things I do for art... and to provide a pathetic, yet sympathetic character.
★Hah hah! Good one, Bodo!
★Woah... I'm... woah. All right, this is going... swimmingly. Now to get really wretched.
★I hope I haven't angered The Watcher by talking during sermons. I'll try to keep my comments to myself next time.
★I just thought of something... SimTitle0, does The Watcher have a nose? If so, then the Watcher probably doesn't want us farting all the time, huh?
★I have two problems right now. The first is that I feel dirty from even having spoken to these rude peasants. So first I need to wash their rudeness off me.
★I'm sure if I just ask the peasants to behave, they'll listen. Can't be any harder than training a dog.
★I'm no monster, but a small wish to have them leave town is justifiable.
★Oh boy, I can't wait to have peace and quiet again!
★I'm seeing plenty of themes around peasant beatings...
★Clearly I'm going to have to stoop to a lower level to ingratiate myself with these people.
★Gee, thanks, Miss! I haven't had clothes this fresh since my brother died!
★You're the best, SimTitle0! You gave us all new clothes! I promise to try not to be rude anymore.
★My pappy always said, "If you're gonna chop down a tree, use a cannon, not an axe."
★I should show some respect for these peasants... I know! I'll dress one of them in nicer clothing.
★Oi, why do you have to be so rude about it? You're a jerk.
★Those rude peasants have had their chance. Time to show them who runs this place.
★Guess we had us too much to drink, har har! *BURP!*
★Yes, I'm beginning to see The Watcher's Will... it's... POTATOES!
★No, wait... that's not it. I must keep praying.
★Yes, I'm beginning to feel The Watcher's Will... it's... WORMS!
★Ah, peace and... WHAT? It didn't quite work...
★AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!I can't take it any longer! One of those peasants is going to get it!
★Now why do I feel that I have been the rude one? I should pray for guidance.
★Oooh, Miss Bigshot thinks she can order us about, just because we're commoners.
★Owwww! My eyeball!
★Saliva... in my eye...I'm outta here.
★You know, you're not so bad, SimTitle0. I think the reason we have a hard time concentrating in church is that we don't understand what you're saying most of the time. You're talking above our heads. It's like you don't respect us, just because we're peasants, or something.
★Hehehe. Now I feel better, but I still feel dirty. I want to wash their rudeness off me.
★If I want to be kind, I can give the other peasants a change of clothes, too. Or I can just give a sermon when I'm ready.
★Watcher help me. All the talking, burping and farting! And they wander around during a sermon like I don't even exist!I've got to get some of these unruly peasants to behave!
★When SimTitle0 had finished, a hush fell over the crowd. The peasants shook their heads, humbled, and began filing out of the tavern. Clearly they would remember what had happened there, and would change their crude ways.SimFirstName0 could now enjoy a quiet drink.
★C'mon, let's get outta here.
★*GASP* The peasants! This play is scary!
★No! That's terrible, 'tis.
★I can't even practice with a clear mind! I have to do something about those peasants!
★Now I look the proper peasant! Time to ingratiate my way into their company.
★Much better. But their rudeness fills this place like a thick fog. Time to rid this holy place of them.
★SimTitle0's sermons hadn't been going well lately. Some of the more... peasanty of the congregation had been disruptive, chattering, kicking the pews, and even belching during the sermons.Regardless, SimFirstName0 intended to carry on.
★Hmm... no one put it quite like that before. I guess The Watcher doesn't want to see us belching all the time.
★Wishing wells have been scientifically proven to work, right? Hmm, what should I wish for, exactly?
★I should have thought of this sooner!
★Oh no! Look who's here... those filthy peasants again!
★I pray to The Watcher in all of us... provide me with answers! Why do I feel this regret for my actions?
★Fine, I'm going. But I'll be back!
★"The ignorant have no respect for the Watcher."
★"I will bring culture to these benighted souls!"
★"I can feel their rudeness all over me. I must use a wash basin to rinse it all off before it sticks to me permanently."
★Rinse Away Peasant Rudeness
★"I hope this sermon goes better than the last few..."
★Give a Sermon
★"Time to give a sermon, one that my new friends will enjoy."
★Give Sermon
★"This worked that time my ex's in-laws got on my case."
★Make a Big Wish in the Well (a successful one)
★Make a Small Wish in the Well (a successful one)
★"Establishing the character of Bodo the Peasant will greatly enhance the impact of this play."
★Write a Play
★"Now that everyone is familiar with Bodo, it is time for my ultimate parable: The Downfall of Bodo the Peasant."
★Perform the Play
★"I need to relate to them. A little conversation will help me fit in with these folk."
★Discuss Trash and Alleys with a Peasant
★"I will have to stoop low indeed to fool these peasants."
★"How low can I go? Let's find out."
★Spit Humorously in the Face of a Peasant
★Give a Peasant a Big, Sloppy Smooch
★Convert SimTitle0
★Convert SimTitle1
★Convert SimTitle1
★"Instructing these folk on the Peteran faith should be good for their spirits... and may grant them the compassion to behave more properly."
★"Instructing these folk on the Peteran faith should be good for their spirits... and may grant them the compassion to behave more properly."
★"Instructing these folk on the Peteran faith should be good for their spirits... and may grant them the compassion to behave more properly."
★Convert 3 Peasants
★Convert 3 Peasants (2 Remaining)
★"It would be an act of good faith to use my dresser to find nicer clothing for one of these peasants."
★Dress a Peasant in Nice Clothing
★The compassionate can instruct the unruly into correcting their crude ways.
★Although TownName was growing and prospering, its people were ridiculed for their general ignorance and uncouth behavior. It was time to take a stand and change the ill-mannered ways of the people.
★A Rash of Rudeness
★TEST
★Give 10 Simoles
★Chat
★
★
★Create a Royal Sword
★SimTitle0 is very pleased with her shiny new sword. All in a day's work for SimTitle1!
★Primary Hero:" Blacksmith
★Make Royal Short Sword
★Make Royal Long Sword
★"I'll forge the most spectacular weapon!"
★Chat with the Monarch
★Nothing can match the epic beauty of a well-crafted sword. The glint of sunlight spashed against cold steel, the sublime curve of the hilt...If a talent resides in the Kingdom who can make such weapon they are sure to impress the Monarch.
★Make Royal Long Sword: Long Swords give you a little extra range and it's a solid fact that they look 20% scarier. Maybe the Monarch would prefer that.
★"What a dumb question. Of course I'm making a Long Sword. The bigger the badder! This thing will turn out to be diabolically Royal!"
★Make Royal Short Sword: Short Swords are incredible in close-quarter situations. Perhaps I have the skill required to craft a short sword up to the Monarch's exacting standards.
★"The Monarch appreciates elegance over brute force. I will craft the most beautiful weapon of its kind."
★Return Home:What great responsibility this is! Now that I have a frame of reference it is time to return to my workshop and reflect on this sword's direction.
★Create a prototype Short Sword to showcase to the Monarch and demonstrate your skill.
★QuestTempSocial with Monarch:This sword is perfect! I should return to my Lord with the utmost haste to show off this majestic weapon.
★Now that my new sword has been created, should it be set with the finest jewels in the land or inscribed with holy proverbs? This requires much contemplation. I've always done my best thinking on the Royal Throne...
★SimTitle0 has dominion over this land and craves a new symbol of her royal stature. What can be done to best celebrate her rule?
★"The Monarch will be pleased with my creation, but will want to know its specs. I can't wait to reveal its anti-magic properties!"
★Chat with the Monarch:What kind of sword does the Monarch require? It is important to get all the specifications upfront so I can give the client the perfect product.
★Right of Might
★View 3 Objects:The Monarch wants a strong blade to dominate the land, but has left the details to me. I should study at least 3 royal objects so I can get of feel for the Monarch's tastes.
★The Monarch is pleased as mead with the new weapon. I have succeeded in my mission. Whew! Time to relax!
★Making sword - one moment please!
★Gain Foreign Support
★Gain Domestic Support
★Smoke Test
★Shopping List
★Shopping List
★Unmentionable undergarments to use as blackmail.
★Confront with Undergarments
★"If SimTitle2 doesn't want their spouse to find out about this, my commands better be followed exactly!"
★Confront SimTitle2 with Undergarments
★Check Out New Look
★"How did the makeover go, I wonder?"
★Check Out SimTitle3's New Look
★Get Report
★"Well, let's see how this thing went..."
★Get SimTitle1's Report
★Compliment Dashing Good Looks
★"Some gentle ego massage should make my task a little easier."
★Compliment SimTitle1's Dashing Good Looks
★Plan Secret Rendezvous
★"I will have this harpy trapped in no time!"
★Plan Secret Rendezvous
★Send Shopping
★"Come here, advisor! I need you to collect some very important supplies for me."
★Send SimTitle1 out Shopping
★Get Detailed Report
★"I need a report. What did SimTitle1 find out about these strangers?"
★Listen to SimTitle1's Detailed Report
★Coyly Flirt
★"I'll bat my eyes, lick my lips, and just generally be irresistible."
★Coyly Flirt with SimTitle1
★Give Assignment
★"These invitations must be personally delivered and my guests escorted back. I'll also have SimTitle1 do a little snooping to gain some information on these leaders, of course."
★Give Assignment to SimTitle1
★Send on Errands
★"I need you to procure some very important supplies. Go quickly!"
★Send off SimTitle1 on Errands
★Impersonate Me
★"In the darkness of the woods my advisor should be able to pass as me, get SimTitle2 into a compromising situation, and gather some incriminating evidence."
★Have SimTitle1 Impersonate You
★Welcome SimTitle2 to TownName
★Ask About Spouse
★"Let's see if she takes the sweet, sweet bait..."
★Ask SimTitle1 about her Spouse
★Send SimTitle3 to Meet Advisor for Training
★Send to Advisor for Training
★"I think this ugly duckling is ready to turn into a swan. Off to the forest for practice!"
★Ask About Supplies
★"My advisor has finally returned. Is every item accounted for?"
★Ask Advisor about Supplies
★Check Loyalty Status
★"The lovers have returned. Did my plan work? Did the flame rekindle? Do I have this leader's support?"
★Check SimTitle2's Loyalty Status
★Welcome to TownName
★"I must officially greet my guest. Etiquette demands it!"
★Welcome SimTitle2 to TownName
★Exchange Antidote for Loyalty
★"Take this antidote. It will keep you safe for a fortnight. Continue obeying my commands and I will have my advisor send you another dose every other week."
★Give SimTitle1 Antidote in Exchange for Loyalty
★Send to Village for Makeover
★"The village barber should be expecting SimTitle3, thanks to my letter. I cannot wait to see the results!"
★Send SimTitle3 to the Village for a Makeover
★Ask for Supplies
★"SimTitle1, what have you brought me?"
★Ask Advisor for Supplies
★Exchange Recipe for Loyalty
★"Let's seal the deal. You take the book. I take your fealty."
★Exchange Recipe for Loyalty
★"How did seduction training go?"
★Get Detailed Report from SimTitle1
★Use Best Chat-Up Line
★"No one can resist this smooth operator! Now, which line is the most appropriate here?"
★Use Best Chat-Up Line with SimTitle1
★Send Off to Meet Spouse
★"While the iron is hot I must strike. Now is the time to reintroduce SimTitle2 and SimTitle3."
★Send SimTitle2 to meet Spouse
★"I'll brew the sweet drink in the wine cask and then serve it to the Crafthole leader."
★Serve SimTitle0 a Goblet of Sweet Sunshine Sangria
★"I'll use the 10-year-itch poison to serve a tampered drink from the cask to both SimTitle0 and SimTitle1."
★Serve Tampered Drink to SimTitle0
★Serve Tampered Drink to SimTitle1
★"Okay, to make this plan work I'm going to have to cozy up..."
★Become Friends with SimTitle1
★Become Friends with SimTitle1
★SimTitle0 loves sweets. How will SimTitle1 handle her?
★SimTitle0 loves to love. How should SimTitle1 handle her?
★"Poison! Give her poisoned candy, and then offer the antidote... if they support my rule!"
★"I'll seduce the leader and then use it as blackmail."
★"Treats! I'll gain support by impressing SimTitle0 with the most delicious drink in all of TownName!"
★"SimTitle0's marriage has probably just run out of spark! I'll teach them some new tricks to rekindle the flame."
★"The meadmaker is a wonderful woman for this favor. I hope the recipe is as sweet as the advisor made it sound."
★Read "Sweet Book of Sweets"
★Wow, that barber is a miracle worker! He took at least 20 years off of your face. You look absolutely fantastic!
★What choice have I? You have a deal. Give me the antidote and let me leave with my life, if not my dignity.
★Well how very interesting...The Leader of Crafthole is a bit paranoid, but has a weakness for sweet food and drink.The Leader of Tredony has seemingly low moral standards and is always on the lookout for the next roll in the hay.How can I best leverage this information to my advantage?
★SimTitle0, I know you've had your... cravings on the side. But you won't need to do that anymore, my ally. Please, travel into the woods and see what we have prepared for you. Stay loyal to me, SimTitle0. I know how to take care of my friends.
★It is great to have you here. My people will keep us safe, but of course your bodyguard is welcome here. I hope you both have a magical visit.
★Oh. My. Watcher!I can't believe how delicious this is. I've NEVER had a drink so amazing in all my life! Wherever did you find this recipe!? I simply must have it! Please, oh please!?
★Thank you for such a lovely invitation. It's lovely to see you. Please allow me to introduce my lovely spouse to you...
★Thank you for having us. I have brought along my trusted protector. I go nowhere without my most skilled bodyguard. Can't be too careful in this day and age, am I right?
★But SimTitle1, how do we even know that SimTitle0 isn't just bluffing us? I for one feel just....Ack! Ulp! Groan! Blorrrrrrrrth.
★Yeah, I added an extra poison to your guard's mug - just to show that I'm not bluffing. Soooo, your loyalty for my antidote then?
★The letter read:Dearest Tredony,It has been far too long since persons of our neighboring lands have met face-to-face to rejoice in our alliance. I humbly request the company of Tredony leadership to share in the glory of our Kingdom. Come visit and spend time with us so that our two lands can forge the strongest bonds of friendship.Yours Truly,SimTitle0
★The Monarch was pleased to see that SimTitle0 had returned quickly. It appeared that the invitations were accepted as SimTitle1 and SimTitle2 both followed. By the looks of it, each had brought an additional guest. It was perfectly normal that they not travel alone, of course, but there was something about the strangers... More than ever, SimTitle3 wished to hear the advisor's report.
★It is an amazing transformation, highness. SimTitle1 picked up every lesson as quickly as I could deliver it. The Rune of Dancing Dirty was especially effective - I nearly fell under its charms myself, but I escaped with honor!SimTitle1 still practices in the woods as we speak.
★You're blackmailing me?! And here I thought you just wanted to keep my clothes as a souvenir to remember our special moments together.Please - just don't tell my spouse about this and I'll do whatever you say! Loyalty ahoy!
★...
★Okay, now that we're friends, I feel comfortable asking... how's your love life? Flat? Getting a little dull? No sproing in your boing?
★Hmmm, very interesting. I think focusing on my closest neighbors is a sound strategy. I'll seek out the support of Tredony and Crafthole. I shall invite leadership from both territories here to my home.
★Yes, Majesty. I shall not fail you.
★I think I can help you. Being Queen DOES tend to have its advantages after all. Let's see what we can do to bring the fire back into your life!
★Hello, hello. It is such a wonder to see you face-to-face. I am in awe. Thank you for this privileged visit!
★How embarrassing. Is it that obvious? *sob* SimTitle0 is completely bored with me and I can't rekindle that interest! I just wish there was something I could do.
★The village meadmaker sends her regards. Not only did she supply you with a copy of her own one-of-a-kind cookbook, but also supplied all the ingredients.She didn't even charge me full price! She must really be smitten with you!
★The village alchemist prepared a concoction guaranteed to kill the person who swallows it if the antidote is not administered every fortnight. The poison eventually works its way out of the system naturally in about 10 years.
★Oh, yeah... I'm really sorry. I can't do that. It's a secret, one-of-a-kind recipe. Hope you enjoyed that one glass, though. Pity you'll never have another.Unless...
★Welllll... I like you, so I'll tell you what. The recipe book is yours if you, say, continue to support my leadership for the foreseeable future. Seems fair?
★SimTitle0, I want you to collect our guests and ensure their safe arrival. More importantly, I want you to keep your eyes and ears open and find out everything you can on them.I expect a full report when you return. Understand?
★Excellent! Now go to the secret spot in the woods and I will send SimTitle0's spouse to you. I want you to instruct them in the proper usage of each of these items.
★Unless what?! I'll do whatever you want if you just give me that recipe! ...and I do mean "whatever you want..."
★I studied them carefully, just as you asked.I cannot believe that SimTitle0's spouse came along. In fact, I cannot even believe that those two are married. Rumor has it that SimTitle0 is quite the randy dandy. Every cute young thing we passed on our journey had her eyes all over him. Lot of nerve, that one!
★On the other hand, SimTitle1 seems to be the consummate professional. I could observe no ill habits nor hear any negative rumors. In fact, the only vice that SimTitle1 seems to have is a weakness for sweet drinks. Oh, and SimTitle2 is usually within yelling distance in case of any troubles. A pretty heavy emphasis seems to be placed on personal safety.
★Here we are. It was my pleasure to collect one Rune of Dancing Dirty, two sets of revealing unmentionables, and one... *sigh*... "Love-Scented" candle.
★Joy to you and your household! My measly loyalty and self-respect are no match for an eternal spring of Sweet Sunshine Sangria! From now on, I am yours to command!
★What's the old saying? "Fair Maidens attract more dragonlings than Old Knights?"I think I can entice SimTitle1 by offering the most delicious beverage.
★This person is unbelievable. I barely entered the secret spot in the woods before I was getting groped by SimTitle0. Blech! I was able to procure some undergarments! This will work as suitable blackmail material, no?
★That, my friend, is called poison. You just drank the 10-year-itch and if you do not heed my commands, I shall withhold the antidote and let you die!Obey me, on the other hand, and I will spare your life. The choice is yours.
★Please...make yourselves at home. My servants are at your disposal.
★The most sure-fire way to guarantee loyalty is through poison. I'll send SimTitle0 into town for the proper supplies...
★Blech! Gads, that was terribly bitter! What in The Watcher's name was that!?
★Oh, my marriage? Well, I wouldn't worry too much about that, Your Majesty. YOUR wish is my first command, obviously. So, how about a little peck on the cheek?
★The letter read:O Crafthole,Your great lands teem with life, wealth, and knowledge. I would have your leadership join me at my castle to celebrate our loyalty to each other and future prosperity. Let us learn from each other so that we may forge the mightiest bonds of alliance.Yours Truly,SimTitle0
★This may be even easier than I thought. SimTitle0 is eating right out of my hands! Now to set the trap!
★Now head to the village with this shopping list and return with these items. Feel free to spring for the good stuff!
★Building up people's confidence was not always easy, especially when they came from different cultures, but the Queen was ready for the challenge. Earning the respect of TownName's neighbors would increase SimTitle0's status at home.
★*GULP* I got to try all of those things I was never allowed to do before... And was forced to try some new things I had never even thought of...What can I say? I'm your eternal pawn to command, Your Highness! Thanks!!
★Of course, it's far too public here to "get to know each other better." I'll gladly meet you in secrecy later!
★Read Proclamation
★Write New Law
★Sit Arse on Throne
★"I'm going to need a few things to pull this off. Some risque clothing, perhaps a rune of Dancing Dirty, and the like."
★Make Shopping List
★"I'll have SimTitle1 get a full makeover at the village. I need to warn the barber of the impending arrival to make sure he clears his schedule."
★Send A Makeover Request to the Village Barber
★"If I expect to gain foreign support, I should view the current political situation..."
★View Political Situation(from Tactical Map)
★"I'll send out invitations to my home that are inked by my own hand! They surely will be impressed by that!"
★Draw Up Crafthole Invitation
★Draw Up Tredony Invitation
★"Here, take this. It should be more than enough to get the finest meadmaker in the village to draft up a recipe and load you up with supplies."
★Give Advisor 50 Simoles for Shopping
★"SimTitle1 shouldn't take long to train SimTitle2 in the art of seduction!"
★Wait for Practice Session to End
★"My advisor shouldn't take long. Maybe another String0."
★Wait for SimTitle1 to Return
★"SimTitle2 should be returning from the makeover shortly."
★Wait for SimTitle2 to Return
★"SimTitle1 should be returning soon with the requested supplies."
★"I wish SimTitle1 would hurry up and bring me something I can use as blackmail."
★Wait for your Advisor to Return
★"All I can do now is wait... and hope."
★Wait for the Lovers to Return
★Quest Success!
★"Both territories are fairly close. If my advisor travels at a brisk pace, I would expect the party to arrive back here in about String0."
★Wait for SimTitle1 to Return with Foreign Dignitaries
★The prophet would continue to draw the innocent people of TownName away from the path of The Watcher. And not one of them would ever suspect his true, nefarious motives...
★Thank you for your open and honest feedback, SimTitle1.
★Winning the hearts and minds of the people was the best way to secure one's position as ruler of the kingdom. And for such a charming leader, it would not be much of a challenge.
★Political Speech
★It took SimTitle0 hardly any time to bang out an uplifting speech. Using rhetoric, loose truths, and some downright lies, this speech should win over the hearts and minds of the populace.
★Ask about Troubles
★"If I connect with each person and find out what is troubling them, perhaps I can gain inroads into their confidence."
★Ask About Troubles
★Get Feedback: Question SimTitle2
★Get Feedback: Talk to SimTitle3
★Get Feedback: Question SimTitle4
★Solicit Honest Feedback
★"My Jester's always good for a quick confidence boost."
★"Ahh, my loyal servant can always be trusted for honest feedback."
★"For some reason I always feel good after talking with my loyal servant."
★Get Feedback: Talk to SimTitle1
★Get Feedback: Question SimTitle3
★Sign Autograph
★"I'll happily give my autograph to a fan, but I better not find this up for sale at some auction!"
★Sign Autograph for SimTitle4
★Get Feedback: Talk to SimTitle4
★Spread the Word
★"My servant should be able to generate some buzz."
★"No one gets the word out like the Town Crier!"
★Have SimTitle2 Spread the Word
★Have SimTitle1 Spread the Word
★Have SimTitle4 Spread the Word
★"If SimTitle4 can't spark some interest, no one can. I'll just remember to fire her later."
★"The Town Crier has always done good work. Now it's time for the Crier to listen to me for a spell."
★Give Well Water
★"If I give away the well water I'll look like a monarch that cares about sim's petty little problems."
★Give Well Water to SimTitle1
★Make 2 New Friends
★"I will be able to gather the most people in the Town Square to hear my speech."
★Give Speech at Town Square
★"I better go check the Village outskirts and make sure they aren't fleecing the locals."
★"How much justice is the right amount? Do I beat this bandit stupid or does he need to die?"
★"I enjoy being one of those 'hands-on' kind of Monarchs."
★Clear Bandits from Forest Entrance
★Sleep for String0
★How should SimTitle0 delve into politics?
★How should SimTitle1 deal with the bandit?
★What is the best way to connect with the populace?
★"If I stay in my throne, petitioners will seek me out. Let's see what the sims want today. What shall be the first order of business?"
★Hear a Petition
★"For my people to feel safe, I must kill the bandit. But this is extremely risky -- I could die myself!!"
★"I need to establish my leadership on a national scale. I should propose some new legislation at my Tactical Map."
★"I should firmly clasp each outstretched peasant hand and bless it with my royal kiss."
★"Several good leadership books are available for sale at the market that could be worth studying."
★"I'll give a speech. Why should I figure out what they want when I can convince them to want what I want?"
★"I'll just scare him a little bit... Pain is scary!"
★Primary Hero:" Monarch
★"I shall attend to other things until the marketplace opens for a new day of business."
★"It's time to head over to the marketplace."
★Go to the Town Square at 7:00 AM
★"This will provide insight into the inner workings of the militaristic mindset. Perhaps it is the proper way to rule a kingdom. The village shoppe carries this book."
★Read "Rise and Fall of the Tyrants"
★"I wonder... are there any new solutions to old problems? I think the village shoppe carries this book."
★Read "Peace, Love, Happiness"
★Bless your heart! I know you'll take care of our problems!Long live the Monarch!
★SimTitle0 was excited to get out of the castle and meet the people. She rarely got a chance to do either. Building up people's confidence was not always easy, especially when times had been tough, but the Queen was ready for the challenge.
★I shall cry out your message to all within earshot, Your Highness. Where's my extra-loud bell?
★I frequently use the forest route to the neighboring town to do my work. Bandits have been sighted frequently. I don't feel safe doing my business anymore.
★The book suggests, "You can attract more fairies with magic dust than poison pollen." People wish to follow a kind, benevolent ruler.Still, it's hard to believe that a hierarchy based only on smiles and sunshine would be that secure...
★I am poised and ready. The mission to win the hearts of the town is about to end in victory!
★Your Highness! You honor me. My family is feeling a little down right now.Perhaps if you would sign this scrap of cloth for my daughter? She's your #1 fan and I know it would put a smile on her little face!
★That went well. It's always good to get more experience on the national stage interacting with other leaders.
★You're fired.
★When the marketplace opens next, I shall go meet my subjects and gain their trust and support.
★I think it's best to do a little preparation before jumping right into the political fray. Reading a few choice books might give me the edge I'm looking for.
★Hmmm, it seems like some adjustments have to be made to this well. I'll bring it up at the next kingdom planning meeting with my advisors.
★If I want to earn respect, I need to look each resident in the eye and offer solutions to his or her problems.I'm a little rusty, though. I should brush up on my diplomacy with a few of my attendants...
★Of course, Your Majesty. I shall inform all visitors of your impending speech.
★It takes too long to draw water out of the well. I feel like all my days are wasted away here. Isn't there something you could do?
★...
★An ode to your greatness:Each blemish gives your face a wonderful glowI don't care what they all say, I think you're a pro!With your mind it's fantastic you govern at all,And you have super clothes! They're the best of last fall!
★Well, that went over pretty well!
★Wow. That always makes a girl feel good!
★Thank you for your open and honest feedback, SimTitle1.
★Whoa! There were some pretty powerful military rulers in the past. Some were genius, some were ruthless -- all were effective. Well, that is until they were dethroned, stoned, maimed, beheaded, burned, tortured, or executed... but that won't happen to ME.
★If I do a good job, will you cancel my dinner date with the pit beast?
★Without a doubt, Majesty, you are the most noble, brave, perfect person I have ever had the pleasure of beholding.
★Hear ye! Hear ye! The Monarch is our saviour and saint! Three cheers for the Monarch...Hip Hip HOORAY!
★Well, I think it's time to reach out to my people and find out what they really need from their Queen.
★My daughter is going to FREAK! You've made her the happiest little girl in the kingdom!!You always have my support, my Queen!
★SimTitle0, you are one sharp cookie! Go get 'em!
★I shall give the most inspiring speech ever! But I should run the rough concept by some of my attendants first to test its impact.
★Ahh, that was a good warm-up! My leadership muscles feel stretched and taut! What's next?
★The peasants from town weren't telling lies. Not only were the prices unjustly high, but the weights and measurements were completely off.The Monarch let the village elders off with a warning, but only with their solemn oath to return to fair and responsible business practices.
★The market prices at the village are outrageous! And I don't trust the vendors there!
★This may just be the best speech I've ever written.After practicing my delivery a few times, I'll convince everyone to believe in my rule!
★I know the perfect place to practice.
★Set Lowest Tax Rate
★Deposit 100 Simoles
★Tax 'Em to Death
★Sit on Throne
★"I need to establish my leadership on a national scale. Best way to do that is by proposing new legislation at my Tactical Map."
★Pass an Edict
★"I'm ready for this! I'm going to inspire these people to within an inch of their lives!"
★Write the Speech
★Buy and Sell Goods from Village
★"I've never had to draw water. Maybe I should examine this well for myself..."
★Draw Water from Well for SimTitle1
★"That gave me plenty to think about. I should consider how I wish to proceed in my rule."
★Gather Thoughts
★Practice Speech in a Mirror
★"I shall usher in a new era to this Kingdom! It's time to make my presence felt.I'll begin in my own throne room and then venture forth into my kingdom."
★Hold Court
★Defeat Bandit in a Duel
★Quest Success!
★"I'm taking this criminal down by any means necessary."
★Kill the Bandit
★Foreign recognition of the Monarchy was essential to legitimizing its authority. The castle would host a few foreign dignitaries and secure their support.
★"I must connect with my people."
★The Queen had failed! The kingdom was lost! Well, maybe not lost, but it was really, really disappointed.
★As the Queen of TownName, SimTitle0 never had to worry about re-election, but she did have to worry about bloody uprisings. By getting out into the kingdom and tackling people's problems directly, the Queen had ensured another few confident years on the throne.
★"It's all politics."
★With renewed respect from high-ranking officials of the neighboring nations, SimTitle0 solidified her place as ruler of all of TownName.For going well above and beyond the call of duty, the advisor was allowed to go home that day an hour earlier. It truly was a great day for the kingdom! Huzzah!!
★You totally sux. How did you fail the smoke test? Just quit.
★You just smoked that smoke test. Go ahead and check in your changes - WINNER!
★Thy Mama
★I don't normally condone smoking, but I guess it's okay for testing purposes. Puff away.
★The church must be funded if it is to take root and flourish. 100 Simoles should get them started!
★The Watcher wants me to continue to invest heavily in the Church. It'll cost plenty, but the peasants can easily pay it if I raise the tax rate from my scribe table!
★If I wait here, the villagers will seek me out. I'll become friends with them to find out what I can do to earn their loyalty.
★Click to View Quest Options
★Leverage the Church: I must gain clarity through reflection. I'm confident the Watcher will impart upon me His vision of the kingdom. I don't care if I must break the back of every worker in the land to add to the glory of the Watcher's spirit!
★Write a new law:Now I'll set a rule that will restrict the Church from imposing too many additional taxes on the populace. This may make me some new enemies, but the vast majority of sims will be pleased.
★Place funds into the Messenger Post to be sent to the church leaders.
★The locals need to know who's in charge. They'll fall in line easily enough with a Royal Proclamation declaring my rule. Then I can focus on solidifying my foreign alliances.
★Gain Popular Support: If I could garner the respect of the people they may support me as their leader. But it also might upset the Watcher that I am choosing to be their voice and not His.
★Pray for 15 minutesIf I remain focused and repentant long enough, the Watcher will guide me along the Chosen Path.
★Driven by indomitable will, far-reaching vision, and a clever consolidation of power, the Lady has legitimized her rule of the masses and reigns supreme on the high throne.
★Read proclamation:Finally, if I just proclaim this date to be the new Watcher-Monarch Blessed Alliance Day I'll have all the religious sims in town behind me.
★The public's biggest concern is taxation. If I set the tax rate to the bare minimum, even my harshest street critics should warm up to me.
★The tax rate can be set from the Scribe Table. How mad will the townsfolk get?
★Sign Document: This is a most magnificent piece of legislation. With one bold stroke of the pen, my signature will ratify these new trade agreements. I can sense the foreign rulers drooling with anticipation.
★How do I best go about gaining supporters? I should take a moment on my Royal Throne to think things through... Think, SimFirstName1, think!
★Every now and then a Queen needed to solidify her power lest it be wrested from her grip. Public approval worked on a "what have you done for us lately" principle. It was time for SimTitle0 to prove her divine right to rule by establishing herself once and for all as the true leader of the land.
★Power Grab
★It's only a matter of time now. My friend is a powerful ally whose endorsement should be enough to keep me seated.
★This is a most magnificent piece of legislation! I can sense the foreign rulers drooling with anticipation. With their support, no one in the land will dare oppose my rule!
★I've made great progress towards legitimizing my claim to the throne. With the Church's backing I should stay in power for a long time to come.
★I've made great progress towards maintaining my rule. The public will stand firmly behind me. No one has the power to get in my royal way!
★If I charter new favourable trade agreements with our foreign contacts, several city-states may choose to endorse me.
★Sign Document:If I sign this document into law the people will follow me anywhere! There's no way anyone could get in the way of me and the throne!
★Write New Law:Now that I have secured future funding, I shall propose a new decree outlining my future architectural expectations. The pious sims are going to love this!
★Pretend you are a producer and sit yo arse down!Smoke test complete!
★Hard Work
★Play-giarism
★Go to the Docks
★Go to the Forest Entrance
★It seemed that the world would never know your name...
★"Wow," SimTitle0 said to herself as the critic staggered away from TownName, "I guess the play was a hit!"
★Primary Hero:" Bard
★"I must venture into the woods to face my fears."
★Go on a Spirit Journey in the Forest
★test
★Ask SimTitle1 for Advice
★Ask for Advice
★"I'm at a loss here. I hope she has some ideas."
★Ask SimTitle1 for Advice
★Speak about Play
★"I'm pretty sure I saw SimTitle1 smiling during the performance."
★Speak with SimTitle1 about your Play
★Eat Moldy Bread
★Speak with Vision
★"Am I dead or are my parents just intruding on our earthly plane?"
★Talk to your Mother
★"It's a time-honored tradition for some of us creative types to adhere to a strict drinking regimen to keep our minds limber. Who am I to ignore traditions?"
★Get Drunk!
★"I'm going to eat until I burst. Does this count as good or bad? Oh well, only one way to find out!"
★Get Stuffed!
★Become Hungry
★Eat the Moldy Bread(get more from ship if needed)
★"If eating that moldy bread doesn't do anything besides make me gag, I'm going to quit being a bard and take up a new career as an art critic murderer."
★"There is much suffering in the world, and though I've had rough spots in my life, I need to become more intimately familiar with true suffering.Starving myself will force me to face pain and my own mortality."
★Starve Yourself
★Become Very Hungry
★"A good night's sleep is what I need. I will sort out the chaff in dreamland and awake with only the pure essence of my experiences."
★Get Well Rested
★"I think I thought of a better way..."
★Woohoo with Someone
★"The first tastes of passion are important, but the deeper feelings of a more dedicated relationship are less fleeting."
★Become String0 to your Romantic Interest
★Visit the Ocean
★"I always find the ocean inspiring. Such beauty and power! This will be a perfect spot for me to gather inspiration for my next poem."
★Go to the Docks
★"This is crazy, but I swear I heard a voice coming from the graveyard."
★Investigate the Noise in the Graveyard
★"What should I do? Can I still play my lute with this injury?I need some time to rest and think. And probably heal."
★Go to the Tavern
★Gather Inspiration for 1 Hour
★"At this point, I'm willing to try anything to jump-start my inspiration."
★Acquire some Moldy Bread
★What type of experience will SimTitle0 explore first?
★"Things are definitely strange right now, but I don't see what this has to do with my ability as an artist... maybe something will happen."
★Await a Vision
★"This is it, the play I was born to write."
★Write a Play
★The tiniest spark of anger could grow into a blaze which consumes whole empires.I shall reflect on my darker self and view the uglier side of human nature unhindered.
★Alright ocean, work your salty magic on me.If I'm not inspired to write the best poetry the world has ever known, I'm going to blame it on you.
★By The Watcher, that is foul! That tastes like a... camel's foot on race day! Yikes...
★Yeah, I'm not having any visions.If I ate that bread for nothing, I'm not gonna be happy. In fact, I'm already not happy. My mouth tastes like I've been licking the walls of the Pit of Judgement.
★Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa. I never realized how strange my toes are. They're like little fingers hiding inside my shoes.Erm... I think the mold may be starting to affect me.
★What was that? Who's there?How odd, I swear I just heard my mother talking to me, but she passed away years ago... It sounded like it was coming from the graveyard.
★GAH!! A bear mauled my strumming arm! How am I ever going to play the lute again?!
★Heart... beating so fast! Blood pouring through ripped flesh and shredded shirt...I should be in pain, and yet I feel more alive in the face of death than I ever have before. What a rush!!
★Amazing! Now maybe this is just the massive blood-loss talking, but I've never felt this kind of creative urgency before! I need to get some ideas down on paper!
★This poem is perfection, and it came to me so easily! I owe it all to my horrible injury...This is the breakthrough I've been searching for! True inspiration comes from love and loss, pain and ecstasy, from weakness and strength!Some celebration is in order. A good drink will mark the occasion... and dull the pain a bit.
★Hmm, I'm sorry to hear about your voyage, but you may have come across exactly what you needed!In olden cultures, oracles would eat moldy bread in order to induce visions and gain insight.Perhaps you might emulate them and have a vision of your own.
★"Bravo, SimFirstName0! When you have a moment, could I speak with you about your play?"
★And.... done! I can't wait to see SimTitle0's reaction to my masterpiece!
★And.... done! Compared to this, my previous effort was hogwaste. There can be no doubt of my talent now.
★SimFirstName0, I wanted you to know that I am leaving forever. There is no need for critics such as I in a world where perfect art has been achieved.I shall venture into the wilderness, walking and reflecting on your masterpiece until my body gives out and I die. Better that than to let my eyes or ears ever experience something less than the performance you just gave us. Thank you, SimTitle0. May The Watcher's blessing be upon you.
★I don't want to sound overly critical, but everything you just did was terrible.It felt stale and uninspired. You need to find your inner voice. Only then will you be able to create truly worthwhile art.
★My word! You've improved -- drastically, in fact!But there is still a sense of holding back in your work...To attain true art you must find what's holding you back and break through it.
★It's a time-honored tradition for some of us creative types to adhere to a strict drinking regimen to keep our minds limber.Who am I to ignore time-honored traditions?
★Ohhh, my stomach...I feel like a tribe of double-orcs is living inside me.I think the next thing I'll explore is self-restraint.
★Great. The voyage is cancelled, and all I've got to show for it is the moldy bread they gave me for my rations.Oh wait, they told me I can help myself to as much moldy bread as I desire from the ship's cargo hold... yippie.I'm about ready to give up here. Maybe SimTitle0 has some advice.
★Who knew I was capable of such ire? I must go farther.I need to know what it means for two people to loathe one another.
★I need to flood my mind with new experiences, good and bad! ...hic!I know I want to indulge myself with food, but what else can I explore?
★I think I may be more of a lover than a fighter. I shall endeavor to sample the sweet nectar of romance next.
★My heart, mind, and body have all been severely bludgeoned. Wonderful!! Soon it will be time for me to write again.
★Turns out hate is powerful! But this was only an emotional fight -- I have yet to experience the physical.I need to find someone who will hit me as hard as they can.
★I can feel my stomach rumbling, but I need to take this even further. I've gotta continue to stay away from food.
★This is getting pretty uncomfortable, but I'm not quite there yet. I need to push myself to the limit. Must... not... eat.
★I feel so weak...I've taken this as far as I need to. What a horrible feeling! It's time to get some food and get back to normal.
★We're not ghosts, for crying out loud, you're just having a mold-induced vision. But it's a useful one, listen: You have a brilliant mind, but fear in your heart. You place limits upon yourself that need not be there! Be free of fear and you shall find the power to manifest your dreams.Go now -- prove your power. Your father and I are proud of you!
★That was truly unpleasant.I had planned on seeing what it was like to get in a fight, but I just don't have the constitution for it.I think I may be more of a lover than a fighter. I shall endeavor to sample the sweet nectar of romance next.
★That was truly unpleasant.I had planned on seeing what it was like to get in a fight, but I just don't have the constitution for it.
★SimTitle0 got more Moldy Bread.
★Wow, that was intense. I don't think I'll use that often in my work, but in extreme cases it sure does get the point across.
★The famous art critic, SimFirstName0, had been touring the world looking for new talent and was currently passing through TownName. SimTitle1 knew it was the chance of a lifetime!If she could prove her talent to the famous critic, it would do wonders for her career.
★Love, romance, heartbreak... They are all big crowd-pleasers when I include them in my performances, and why not? These feelings can define one's entire life! I've known love and loss, but I've never experienced them as a part of my art...
★Kissing is well and good, but I need to explore a deeper connection if I want to find the key to the gate of true inspiration.
★I wanted to experience the highs of life, and it fuels my creative spirit as I've never felt!Next I shall test my tolerance for anger and physical conflict.
★That was truly inspiring!And now that my soul and body have been sufficiently energized, it will soon be time to write again.
★I know in my heart that SimFirstName0 is right. Maybe getting away from the kingdom for a while will do me some good.
★I see now what's been holding me back. It is time to write and perform the masterpiece I've had hidden within me all along.
★The crashing of the waves, the ebb and flow of the tide, the brisk, salty air...Yes, this will make for a grand poem!
★Yes... YES!This is quite possibly the best play anyone has ever written.It is time to perform.
★Mother! How is this possible? You died years ago. What's going on? Wait a second... You're a ghost! The bread killed me!!!
★SimTitle0 picked a familiar path and headed off into the woods to enjoy the lively colors and earthy scents.
★I have experienced so much in such a short time, but it was all for art!After a good night's rest, I shall take up my quill and create a poem more powerful than any love or war.That'll show that critic what real talent is!
★Well that didn't go how I expected...Perhaps a stroll through the forest will help awaken my imagination.
★I feel refreshed and rejuvenated.It is time to write!
★The ship has returned to dock for whale-related repairs.
★That bear really got a good chunk out of me. I'd better head home post-haste to tend to my wound.
★"It's time to go big or go home."
★"Good art takes dedication."
★"Every good story needs conflict. What better way to experience that than to scream right into somebody's face?"
★Argue with Somebody
★"What better way to explore the connection of two souls than through a kiss? I'm getting inspired just thinking about it."
★Kiss Someone
★"Anger boils over, communication breaks down to its purest and most basic form... I want to know what it's like for someone to be that angry."
★Get in a Fistfight
★"Arguments happen, but what is it to hate someone truly and have the feeling returned? I need to make them my enemy!"
★Declare Someone to be Your Enemy
★"I need to get away for a while. I'll travel by ship to a far-away land."
★Go Sailing on a Foreign Adventure Voyage
★"I need inspiration to write a good poem."String0 Remaining
★Take an Inspirational Stroll through the Forest
★"Nothing like a leisurely stroll through the forest to clear my mind and raise my spirits."
★Take an Inspirational Stroll through the Forest
★"This play will be the one that catapults me to worldwide renown! And finally shuts up that obnoxious critic..."
★Perform a Play
★"Time to show her that I've got what it takes to become one of the greatest bards the world has ever known!"
★Read your Poem to SimTitle1
★Read your Poem to SimTitle0
★"My poem will blow her mind! ...artistically speaking, of course."
★"This poem will cause that critic's heart to explode inside her chest! ...artistically speaking, of course."
★Write a Poem for SimTitle1
★"I feel like my brain is working twenty miles an hour!I need to get my thoughts down on paper quickly."
★Write a Poem
★"I must stay true to my mission. I must, or I will ever regret my lack of dedication to my art!"
★Now Break Up
★"If this doesn't work, I don't know what I'll do."
★Wait to See if the Moldy Bread has any Effect
★To get to the essence of meaningful creativity, one must pay their dues. Exploring the dark depths and high peaks of the soul is a sure path to creative inspiration. It won't be easy, but the personal and professional rewards will pay off in the long run.
★"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
★Failure! You just didn't have enough underhanded sneakiness in you to pull this one off. You're stuck with your own mediocre writings. Enjoy that.
★You have successfully stolen someone else's work and claimed it as your own! Even better, you won a competition against that person using their own work against them! Maybe you should consider a career as a spy?
★"Let the Battle of the Bards begin!"
★Primary Hero:" Bard-------------------------------------Supporting Role:" Monarch
★Tell how to Seduce
★"Not that she needs much help, but this Llama Oil will make her irresistible to SimTitle2."
★Tell SimTitle1 how to Seduce SimTitle2
★Request First Performance
★"I need to have the first performance for my scheme to work."
★Let SimTitle1 know you want to Perform First
★Greet
★"I haven't heard of her before. Not to discount the worth of a fresh voice, but I'm hoping her lack of experience will prove to my advantage."
★Greet SimTitle1
★"Thanks for THAT great idea... Can I distract the bodyguard long enough to get my hands on SimTitle2's notebook?"
★Greet SimTitle1
★"I can see how SimTitle1 would make a good muse. I wonder if SimFirstName2 could create good work without her..."
★Greet SimTitle1
★"SimTitle1's work is quite... well, popular. I've got my work cut out for me."
★Greet SimTitle1
★"SimTitle1 is well known for her work in the romance genre."
★Greet SimTitle1
★Ask about Muse
★"If my plan worked, she is sure to drop out of the competition."
★Ask SimTitle1 about her Muse
★Ask about Interests
★"If I'm going to woo her, I need to know what she's into."
★"I need to know what she's into if I'm going to set her up with someone."
★Ask SimTitle1 about her Interests
★The Play is Mine
★"Oh, come on! SimFirstName2's face is as red as a beet! She's drunk, or lying! Or both!"
★Tell SimTitle1 that the Play is Yours
★Thank for Coming
★Request Performance
★"Once she starts performing, I'll be able to sneak off to get her notebook from the village."
★Request a Performance from SimTitle1
★Time to Begin
★"Let's do this thing."
★Let SimFirstName1 Know It's Time to Begin
★Ask about Upcoming Event
★"I wonder what kind of event the Monarch is planning?"
★Speak with SimTitle1 about the Upcoming Event
★"It looks like she's got a pretty low tolerance for drinks. Perhaps I can use that to my advantage."
★Thank SimFirstName1 for Attending Party
★"I need to find a way to get my hands on that notebook of hers."
★Thank SimFirstName1 for Attending Party
★"It looks like SimTitle1's relationship with her muse will be a good way to mess with her head a bit."
★Thank SimTitle1 for Attending your Party
★"I'll get her to drink herself right out of competition."
★Get SimTitle1 Drunk
★"I'm gonna soak that musk up!"
★Take a Bath in Llama Musk Oil
★"SimTitle2 said she can't resist the Llama Musk. And really, who can?"
★Buy Llama Musk Oil at Village Shoppe
★Has SimTitle0 had enough partying?
★How should SimTitle1 be dealt with?
★"I'm sure I can find someone new for SimTitle0 to latch onto."
★"The party must go on!"
★"That's it! Everybody out."
★"I will simply woo SimTitle0 away from SimTitle1 myself."
★"Her play is going to be so great when it's MY play!"
★Read SimTitle2's Notebook
★Having met her rivals in the upcoming Battle of the Bards, SimTitle0 knew that her victory was no sure thing. Unless...SimFirstName0 smiled deviously. In the time leading up to the competition she would sabotage her competitors and assure glory for TownName.
★Thanks for the tip, SimFirstName0. I'm always on the lookout for new people to get to know. I'll go talk to her right away.
★I don't know if I should have this...But it tastes so good! ...hic!
★Wow, this drink is strong. This is fun! I better not have too many, though.
★Thanks for hosting this meeting. It's an honor to be included in this competition with people like SimTitle0. Oh... er, and you all too, of course.Please excuse my manners. I think that half glass of wine is going to my head.
★No no, thank YOU! *hic!*Next time, I wanna... *hic!* I wanna dry more trinks! They're tasty-flavored!
★Ooooh... I'm not feeling so well.I'm going to go lay down... Please don't let me swallow my tongue.
★I'll drench myself in the Llama Musk Oil and then perform a love poem for SimTitle0.She'll be on me like leeches on the ill.
★Surely you've heard? You are to compete on behalf of TownName in our first annual Battle of the Bards!The other competitors have already arrived and are lodged in the village should you wish to meet them.SimTitle1 expresses her supreme confidence that you will bring great honor to TownName when you win the competition.
★SimTitle0 is the perfect person to set SimTitle1 up with. Nobody can resist her charms.I'll bring her the Llama Musk Oil and get things started.
★Excellent! I shall tell SimTitle0 we are ready for her. She will come to the Tavern as soon as possible. Please speak to her when she arrives.
★If I weren't paid so well, there's no way I could handle this job. Poetry and music are so boring! They make me sleepy.
★The competitors have all agreed to meet at the Tavern soon. I'll make sure to greet them when they arrive.
★The notebook is mine! I'll just have a quick look over it to find all the best parts.Then, once I've taken care of the other two bards, I'll sit down and repurpose one of SimTitle0's plays as my own.
★SimTitle0 received a summons from SimTitle1 on behalf of the Monarch.Details were vague, but there was mention of some kind of special event at which the Bard's talents would be required. SimFirstName0 set out to find out the details.
★If I can get SimTitle0 to do a little performance for people, it will keep her distracted while I steal her notebook.
★TownName is pleased to be host to the first ever Battle of the Bards! We thank SimTitle0 and SimTitle1 for serving on our panel of judges. Sadly, two of our competitors have removed themselves from the competition, so we are down to only two bards.Our first play shall come from TownName's very own SimTitle2. Let the Battle of the Bards begin!
★What have you to say about this, SimTitle0? To whom does the play rightly belong?
★Pleased to meet you, SimFirstName0. I look forward to taking time to sample the various delights of TownName while we are here.
★How nice of you to ask, SimFirstName0.What I enjoy most is new experiences. Beyond that, I can't resist someone who wears Llama Musk Oil.
★Your words are so beautiful, and you smell like heaven...I've been tiring of SimFirstName0 lately anyhow. I'll go let her know it's over, then you and I can go have a little fun!
★Alright, I don't think I can get any more musky.Time to go sweep SimTitle0 off her feet.
★I will not have my kingdom's own bard accused of theft with no proof to back it up! I hereby declare SimTitle0 disqualified from the Battle of the Bards for insidious conduct.
★How could I ever resist a request from my fans?I'll perform the first act of my famous play, "Pillowtalk with the Kraken."
★And... done! I can't wait to see the look on SimTitle0's face when I beat her with her own play.I should let SimTitle1 know we're ready for the competition to begin.
★What knavery is at work here? I have just watched my own play performed verbatim before my very eyes! Even the character names were the same, she just switched everyone's first and last initial!!I have been robbed! I demand that this lean-witted bard be taken into custody and punished as a criminal!
★I'm just glad I could find time in my busy schedule for this! My plays are in such high demand lately, I've taken to hiring a bodyguard to keep watch over my notebook lest someone try to steal my ideas.
★I've got an outline for my play in my notebook already, so this was quite a pleasant diversion.I'll look forward to more merry-making before (and after) the competition. I bid thee farewell for now.
★This is full of great material!There's no way I can lose this competition now.
★WOE!! SimTitle0 has left me for another!I regret to announce that I have not the will to continue with this competition.I humbly submit my resignation from the Battle of the Bards.
★Pleased to meet you, SimFirstName0. And this is my companion, SimTitle1. She has been my muse for many of my best works.
★SimFirstName0 and I are both grateful for your hospitality. If you'll excuse us, we're going to go stare into each others' eyes and take turns sighing contentedly.If anything ever happened to SimFirstName0, I don't know how I'd ever find inspiration for my plays!
★There's some great stuff in here. I'll be much happier having this as MY play than I would be competing against it.
★"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
★"I humbly dedicate this performance to SimTitle0."
★Perform "Your" Play
★Write a Play
★"I'll just make a few alterations to the names and give it a different title. POW! New play."
★"I need a way to get SimTitle1's bodyguard out of the picture so I can get my hands on her notebook."
★Write a Song of Sleep at your Archives
★"I need to have my Song of Sleep ready for the bodyguard."
★Steal SimTitle1's Notebook at the Village
★"I can use this to write up a great play in no time."
★Look through SimTitle1's Notebook(Research at Archives)
★"Why am I always last to know? I should invite the competitors to my tavern for a meet-and-greet."
★Travel to the Village to Welcome the Visitors
★"This poem is gonna seal the deal. She'll be breaking up with SimTitle2 in no time."
★"This poem is gonna seal the deal. She'll be breaking up with SimTitle1 in no time."
★"This poem is gonna seal the deal. She'll be breaking up with SimTitle1 in no time."
★Read a Love Poem to SimTitle1(must contain at least 1 Love Theme)
★Read a Love Poem to SimTitle0(must contain at least 1 Love Theme)
★Read a Love Poem to SimTitle0(must contain at least 1 Love Theme)
★"It sounds like SimFirstName1 is a lightweight. A solid night of drinking might put a damper on her ability to compete."
★Serve SimTitle1 a Drink
★Continue Socializing for String0
★"It's always good to get to know one's competition."
★"SimTitle1 and SimTitle2 left for the village. When SimTitle2 returns, I'll find out if my scheme worked."
★Wait to See if the Breakup Worked
★Song of Sleep
★The kingdom is holding a contest to find the best playwright in the land. Competition is fierce, but a Bard with the right moral fiber (or lack thereof) can be assured of victory.
★Any good kingdom needed a skilled bard to tell tales of heroic deeds and magnificent struggles. The Kingdom of TownName was no exception. Would SimTitle0 have what it took to become a bard whose tales and songs would be remembered throughout history?
★Rise of a Playwright
★Debug
★Debug Debug
★A quest to debug the role sim issue.
★Debug Quest
★Sly Slaying
★The Monarch's Medicine
★Value: ???
★Royal Treasure: Sword in the Gold Stone
★ SimTitle0, please help! There is a conspiracy at the highest levels. The Monarch cannot be trusted.Meet me at the forest clearing.Signed, SimTitle1
★Plea for Help
★Value: ｧ65,000,000
★Royal Treasure: The World-Cutter Sword
★Value: ｧ3,000,050
★Chest of Stolen Tax Money
★Value: ｧ1000 (x 300 bars)
★Royal Treasure: Bars of Gold
★Value: ｧ79,000
★Royal Treasure: Bag of Gold and Platinum
★Value: ｧ25,000
★Royal Treasure: Goblet of TownName
★Value: ｧ35,000,000,000
★TownName's Treasury Funds
★Value: (Unfathomable)
★Royal Treasure: "The" Pearl
★ Some peasant probably had to sell their home for this.
★This is a perfect fake gold bar! It sinks in water just like gold!
★ｧ1000 Gold Bar
★Fake ｧ1000 Gold Bar
★Value: ｧ750,000
★Royal Treasure: Ancient Doubloon
★Value: ｧ1400
★Royal Treasure: Giant Sapphire
★Value: ｧ61,000
★Royal Treasure: Shards of Life Essence
★Value: ｧ80,000
★Royal Treasure: Royal Essence
★Value: 271 Lives
★Royal Treasure: The King-Killer Sword
★Value: (Priceless)
★Royal Treasure: Queen's Ring
★Value: (Priceless)
★Royal Treasure: Statue from Dawn of Time
★Get-Well-Soon Letter
★Value: ｧ955,078
★Royal Treasure: Sack of Gold
★Value: ｧ5500
★Royal Treasure: Watcher's Drink
★Value: ｧ6000 (x 2000 pieces)
★Royal Treasure: Pristine Gems
★Value: ｧ2,575,000,000
★Royal Treasure: Chest of Riches
★This locket belonged to SimTitle0! That means it was her bones in the graveyard! Then... who is ruling the kingdom?Its inscription reads: For my daughter. Live peacefully. Die honorably.
★Too dirty to read.
★Royal Locket
★Dirty Locket
★Value: ｧ8000
★Royal Treasure: Hen's Golden Egg
★Why Can't the Monarch be Trusted?
★Ask about the Monarch
★ This all gives me the creeps.
★Ask SimTitle2 about the Monarch
★Here's That ｧ1000 Gold Bar You Demanded
★ This gold bar is about as heavy as this situation is becoming.
★Pay SimTitle2 a ｧ1000 Gold Bar
★Ask about Locket Inscription
★ There's no way an imposter could know the answer.
★Ask SimTitle2 about Locket Inscription
★Give Get-Well Letter for Royal Spouse
★ I wonder if SimTitle2 will remember me this time?
★Give Letter to SimTitle2
★Ask about Favorite Childhood Toy
★ There's no way an imposter could know the answer.
★Ask SimTitle2 about Favorite Childhood Toy
★Why are you so upset?
★ She looks familiar&
★Ask SimTitle2 Why She's Upset
★Accuse the Monarch of Being an Imposter
★ If I accuse the imposter, she'll be forced to leave town empty-handed.
★Accuse the Monarch of Being an Imposter
★"I need to make sure the Imposter Monarch and her dark-armor guard are finished."
★Visit the Throne
★ This note looks like it was scrawled in a hurry.
★ It looks like SimTitle1 is heading off. I need to figure out what's going on. I should follow her.
★Follow the Note's Instructions
★Follow the Monarch to the Forest Clearing
★ His grave is in the neighboring village. Never heard of him. But I haven't been there since I buried my pet brick, so&
★ Now, to make it back to my spy quarters without being noticed. The locket is 'safely' in my stomach. It has kind of a rich aftertaste&
★ Now, to make it back to the clinic without being noticed. The locket is safely in my stomach. It has kind of a rich aftertaste&
★Visit the Grave of Sambert Limnel
★Smuggle the Locket Home
★ I'll turn their secret passage against them. Time to END the imposter.
★Use the Cave Passage
★ I need to figure out what she's trying to pull off.
★Study the Military Strategy Table
★"First, I need to find the kingdom's treasure that the imposter is about to smuggle away."
★Find TownName's Treasure on the Ship
★Go to the Cave Entrance
★Go to the Docks
★Go to the Forest Entrance
★Go to the Village Path
★ Get-Well letters have been proven to speed up recovery time.
★ I'll use my archives. Get-Well letters have been proven to speed up recovery time.
★Write a Get-Well-Soon Letter for SimTitle2's cousin
★How should SimTitle0 get the locket out?
★What should SimTitle0 ask SimTitle1 to verify she's really an imposter?
★What should SimTitle0 do about the imposter?
★How should SimTitle0 get the ｧ1000 in gold bullion?
★ I'd eat anything cooked, but gruel is the most nauseating. Where's my aunt's worm loaf when I finally need it?
★ *Sigh.* And I just started dieting last week.
★ If I eat another meal, it's coming back up.
★Eat some Cooked Food
★Eat More Food
★Cram down a Final Meal
★ Can I escape my fate?
★Die with Honor
★"I will convert my personal funds into gold."
★"I could eat until I vomit it up."
★"I'll ask about her favorite childhood toy."
★"I'll assassinate her!"
★"I'll risk stealing from SimTitle1."
★"Or I could& you know& "
★"I could craft a fake gold bar..."
★"I'll ask her about the inscription on the locket."
★"I'll confront her!"
★Imposter Monarch
★ At night I'll be less noticeable. Like the darkest of coals covered in soot at deep dusk in a sealed coffin six feet under when everyone is blind.
★Wait until Midnight
★ She slipped the Monarch's journal in my pocket! I'm in this pretty deep.
★Read the Monarch's Journal
★*HURF* Uhh& *HUURRRFFFF!!!* Oh, got the locket! It needs a good wash. So do my hands.
★This Monarch IS an imposter! I must find out what she's up to. Maybe the strategy table has a clue?
★This Monarch *is* an imposter! I must find out what she's up to. I know, this calls for an injection of truth serum.
★What goes in, must come out. I'll use the chamberpot.
★Now I'll just drop this in the post. And I'll say hi to my favorite pigeon at the same time!
★Home safe, but I didn't really think this through. How should I get this locket out of me?
★This smuggler's hold is brimming with stolen treasure and tax money. All protected by booty traps!
★Why have there been so many dark-armored guards in the throne room lately? I don't recognize any of them.
★Uh, I don't know. Itchweed flowers, I guess? They were fun to play with. Why do you ask?
★I've gotta get back to my spy quarters. This is almost as bad as the time I had to smuggle the endangered blowfish&
★I need to smuggle this back to the clinic immediately. This is almost as bad as the time I had to smuggle 20cc's of The Beast's urine.
★That must be the note's author, right there.
★That person looks scared to have seen the Monarch come through here. Maybe she knows something?
★Now, to wait until they eat their final meal...
★The first extra tax payment is ｧ10. I want SimTitle1's distant cousin to recover, so I'll go pay in person.
★I'll return this when I know TownName is safe. But now, to plan an assassination.
★I can't say much or I'll endanger you. THEY'RE LISTENING. They just threw one of the royal family in the pit!
★OUCH! What just hit my neck...? A... dart...
★Oh my!
★It's a conspiracy, or worse! I can't say much. THEY'RE LISTENING. They just threw one of the royal family in the pit!
★It is time. I will make sure I have succeeded.
★What the? I'll let you live, but now you owe me& hmm& ｧ1,000,000 worth of lost treasure. You have 48 hours.
★Oh good. Now you won't have to die. *Ahem.* I mean, my sick cousin will probably live. Your next payment is ｧ1000 in gold bullion.
★Traitor! Off with your head! Into the pit you go!
★I bet the Monarch's pockets are full of gold from the last villager she pillaged for taxes. Why don't I have a look&
★I'll use a bit of alchemy to craft something that looks and feels like gold.
★This is an excellent forgery of a gold bar. SimTitle1 won't be able to tell the difference.
★Thank you, Vella, er& what's your name? SimFirstName1, right, right.
★Ugh! I had to swallow the locket to smuggle it past the heavy guards. It's my only clue to who the bodies might be. *Yack!*
★Watcher's wrath! This is the royal locket! One of the corpses must have been SimTitle1! Oh, how terrible!If she's dead, who's posing as the Monarch?
★What's this? A note from a townsperson? It's a plea for help&
★I think I'm safe...
★Aha! The foolish imposter used this table and left her plans out in the open!
★She has been hauling all of TownName's treasure to the ship! This is all one grand robbery! Tax us to death, then run off with it.
★It looks like there's a secret exit through the cave that she's been using.
★This cannot stand! What should I do?
★*SimTitle0 slipped something in SimFirstName1's pocket.*
★I got out of the Pit, but the poison is still in me. I'm the Monarch's& I gave you& uhhh&
★ A royal family member tossed in the Pit? I need to check this out.
★Go to The Pit
★Now if I pry up these loose floorboards, I'd bet my dagger there's AHA!
★I think that's the last of it.
★Okay, I just converted ｧ1000 into a gold bar. Now I'll pay SimTitle1.
★Yes, they look affected by the poison& a taste of their own tricks. I'll stay and watch.
★SimTitle0 did not bring ｧ1,000,000 in Lost Treasure to SimTitle1. A death sentence has been put on SimFirstName0's head.
★SimTitle0 did not bring ｧ1000 worth of gold to SimTitle1. A death sentence has been put on SimFirstName0's head.
★What is this? A notice that we need to pay an additional ｧ100 in taxes?
★SimTitle1 has made a new decree: My distant cousin is ill and seeking expensive medical treatment in Tredony. To cover expenses, I will be asking for extra taxes, paid directly to myself. Dissenters will be executed.
★This will do, I suppose. But there have been complications. Bring me ｧ1,000,000 in Lost Treasure. You have 48 hours.
★I can live through this! Nothing can stop me now. I must save TownName's wealth and assassinate the Imposter.
★Got the locket! It needs a light wash.
★Fantastic. *Sigh.*
★My lucky day. *Sigh.*
★I'll just dispatch these two dark-armored guards&
★What?! How could SimTitle1 botch my name? And Her face looks angrier than usual& I should write a get-well note for her cousin. Maybe it would her pull herself together.
★What?! How could SimTitle1 botch my name? And her face looks odd... a bit lumpy?I should write a get-well note for her cousin. Maybe it would help her pull herself together.
★Aww& it said, I've wanted to lead a kingdom ever since my father hand-built a tiny castle for me. It was my favorite childhood toy!
★That poisoned lady scribbled a bloody note in the back: Visit the Grave of Sambert Limnel in the neighboring village.
★I won't stand for this. I'll take it up with the imposter directly, no matter what it costs me!
★Yes! She also had a gold bar! Heheh.
★Uhh& that did it. I feel like a swarm of leeches just hatched in my stomach.
★Okay, that's crazy. I need to pay the Monarch so I don't get The Pit, but I also need to figure out what her problem is.
★Watcher's wrath, I'm stuffed! Another& meal&
★If I gorge myself on enough cooked food, I might be lucky enough to violently heave the locket out.
★Whoa, that lady looks troubled. And she looks familiar&
★Not again! Hmm& both of the poisons have smelled like grassweed and bloodmoss.
★ Roses are red,Violets are blue,Get well soon, Because corpses are scary.Hope to find you well someday,SimTitle0
★ Roses are red,Violets are blue,Get well soon, Because I can't heal you if you're dead.Good luck,SimTitle0
★That didn't go as planned.
★Uh, the royal locket? Hmm& it said, You rule. Or something. I think.
★The Monarch's journal said her favorite was a toy castle. I'll test the Monarch on that.
★There's no way a faker would be able to know the locket said Live peacefully. Die honorably on it.
★So much rich stuff! There must be billions down here.
★That wasn't half bad. Guess that means I should keep eating.
★It's for a good cause. I'll use my own money, but I don't have much time.
★ I was saving up for a gem-encrusted chamberpot, but what good is that if I'm executed?
★Raise ｧ1000 within 24 hours
★"I see the unseen. It's all terrible."
★ Some extra taxes to help the Monarch's sick cousin is reasonable.
★ I suppose I could afford these extra taxes&
★Give ｧ10 to SimTitle2
★Give ｧ100 to SimTitle2
★We will never know what really happened. All we will know is that our hero was, in fact, a miserable failure.
★Although it began a sad story, SimTitle0 gave it a happy ending. She put an end to the imposter monarch's scheme.The throne awaits a new hero...
★"I'm taxing you for your own good."
★Primary Hero:" Spy
★ I'll just use my favorite chamberpot.
★Retrieve Locket
★ I can't get to a wash basin quickly enough, yuck.
★Wash the Locket
★ SimTitle2 is scaring me. I don't trust her anymore. I should see if my shadow clan has left any intel for me.
★Check for Secret Intel at the Post Box
★ If I'm lucky, maybe I'll find some dignity in her pockets that I can hand over as well.
★Pickpocket SimTitle2
★ It's just a matter of time before I get the locket&
★Wait for the Locket
★ Look at me, giddy like a bar maiden!
★Wait String0
★ All right, now this is just stupid.
★Pay SimTitle3 ｧ1,000,000 in Lost Treasure
★The Spy used to be close to the Monarch, but something has changed. Get to the bottom of it.
★Kills if ingested or if the bottle is smashed and used to slice the victim's arteries.
★The Monarch's Poison
★Go to the Pit of Judgement
★Assassinate (Give fake "inoculation")
★ I'll convince the imposter that this is a necessary inoculation. By the time she's dead, the dark-armored guards will have no boss.
★Assassinate the Monarch with the Poison
★Inject with Truth Serum
★ This won't last long, but it's what I should have done in the first place. If any of the dark-armored guards ask, I'll just say it's her annual inoculation.
★Inject SimTitle2 with Truth Serum
★Ask for the Truth (mean)
★ I need some catharsis from when my sister beat me up as a child.
★Ask SimTitle2 about her Plan (mean)
★Ask for the Truth (nicely)
★ This will be just like giving candy to a leper. Easy, but sickening.
★Ask SimTitle2 about her Plan (nicely)
★ I'll make sure to smear the poison on my lips so the imposter gets a good dose.
★Drink the Antidote and Poison
★ I can't stick around! If SimTitle3 sees me when coming out of the daze, she'll know what happened.
★ I can't stick around! If SimTitle2 sees me when coming out of the daze, she'll know what happened.
★ I can't stick around! If SimTitle1 sees me when coming out of the daze, she'll know what happened.
★Escape and Return to the Clinic, Fast!
★ I'll use my archives to research the poison the imposter has been using. I'll turn her own ways against her.
★Research the Monarch's Poison
★ It would be crazy to pay SimTitle3 ｧ1000 worth of gold for real.
★Craft a Fake Gold Bar within 24 Hours
★ I hope this is one of those poisons that feels like fire ants crawling through your veins.
★"I hope it's not too painful going down..."
★ I really should use Angel Essence, but I haven't seen that in ages. I suppose I could safely substitute Lordleaf. Maybe.
★Craft the Monarch's Poison
★Make the Monarch's Antidote
★How should SimTitle0 ask the imposter for the truth?
★What assassination method should SimTitle0 use?
★"I'll be mean!"
★ I'll literally give the imposter a Kiss of Death!
★"I'll be nice."
★ Eh, I'll inject poison into her jugular.
★"I'm taxing you for your own good."
★Primary Hero:" Physician
★I'm out of here. That chick didn't pay well anyway.
★I'll just keep it business. Injection into the jugular, it is. First step: make poison.
★Now, to drink down life and death.
★HEY! SimFirstName1! I know what you did!
★And I'll tell you what *I* did: I murdered your monarch, stole her face, stole your kingdom's treasure and loaded it onto the ship!And now I'm going to have you tossed into the Pit and killed!
★If I'm mean enough, maybe SimTitle1 will wet herself too. I'll watch my feet.
★It's wearing off... If I'm still here when she comes around, I'll get the Pit for sure.
★So, uh, I guess I just walk up to her and inject it into her neck?
★It seems safest to poison myself, get dangerously close to the murderous imposter, then engage in romantic activities with her.
★Heeyyyy, it's youuuuu!!!My plan is to steeaaaal TownName's treasury and then kill every-every-every-body! Just like I killed your old Monarch and stole her faaace! It's warm and sticky.
★The treasure is on the ship! Ship-di-dip! Wheeeee!
★I& where am I?
★Now I need to make the antidote in case I want to live.
★I think I got the poison out in time. The antidote has almost worn off me.
★Ohhhh... the... poison... in me... demons... kidney rupture...
★...rosebud...
★Don't... have much... time... must... purge poison...
★Heh, sounds like it's working.
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